Welcome to our new spiffyrifficaloticious website man.
We're on starcraft like a fat kid on donuts.
Well we have to go off like a herd of turtles...
That means we're basically still here....
Isn't it great that websites are some darn
cheap that losers like us could own them!?!
Microwaves kick butt.. especially those bean and cheese
burritos that taste good and give you unaturally satisfying
gas. Basically, that's all for today earthlings.
