So when does the game return?
posted by ..li'l red.. at 12:29 PM

Boom! And the founder returns... 8:30 pm today.

UNITE!
posted by :CMP: at 3:11 PM

NO... no... no... couldn't be! cannot accept it. will not accept it... the table tainted??? two Nines of Spades... one deck... no Nine of Clubs??
.... Say it ain't so,
your talk is a heartbreaker!
HeartBreak Hotel
Hotel California
California Dreamin
Dreamin of You
You Send Me
Me and a Gun...

A dark space has befallen 930 Euclid Ave. Apartment 104. May the Ace Goddess of Poker be forgiving to this Fucked up Faux pas.

(CardShark RobDawg won the pot, despite this blunder)

Tune in Next Wednesday. Same Bat time, Same Bat Channel.
And get some new cards, yo!!!



posted by ..li'l red.. at 6:46 PM

Dammit! Blake wins again!!!! Can you believe that sh*te!!!!

Well, I suppose congratulations... and luckily willy didn't get in the game in time... so I don't need to cover any more of his drinks.

So much for a poker website... at least for the moment.



posted by :CMP: at 5:42 PM

SCREW POKER, IT'S SINGLE-D'S BIRTHDAY!!!!
posted by ..li'l red.. at 8:29 AM

congrats blizzy bling bling- drinks up up and away!
poker on... rasha's in the middle. needs to learn the art of card and the still of face so she can be ON THE TOP...

in the still....show do show be do.....
of the niiiiIIIGHT show do show be do
I held you ... show do show be do
...held you --scritchy SCRATCH-

girls... all we really want are girls... in the morning its..

GIRLS.... insert beastie beats here.
we are on the rise and we will annihilate. (minus allegra... why don't ya flippin play already? FAH-LIPPIN.)

beginner's luck.
[rasha, sweetheart, you better come ;)]


posted by ..li'l red.. at 9:00 PM

and the champion of the British Open Tourney is...

Blizzard!!!
woo woo... he earns 2 drinks from willy... who happens to be conveniently located in Japan. Well done Wil... yet another thing I will have to cover your ass on. Luckily I tied for second place with surge, so I get to... um... split a beer with him... (sigh)

I guess that will make it all the sweeter. So, lil' red... pony up girl.

I do have to say that my first attempt at a fantasy contest was an utter failure. It was lame... it was boring... surge prolly doesn't even know he won. Freakin Robert didn't even try to play... Dustin couldn't find the damn group and made his own... grrr, cmp, grrr. Net/net I definitely learned something...

fantasy is lame, unless everyone is pumped...

unfortunately for my fantasy about fantasy, people have other fantasies that seem to pump them up more... take for instance, allegra, she is blizzard's fantasy at the moment, who knows what her fantasy is but we know when blizzard is fantasizing about things he usually includes the whole group and in this fantasy he made absolutely zero effort to try and get everyone included in my fantasy. Perhaps it because my fantasy is kinda like CROQUET!!!!

FUCK CROQUET!!!.... I'LL PUT SHIT IN THE WAY!!!.... AND HERE'S THE BEST PART!... I'll put a little flag at the end to give ya hooope.

well, hmmm. I guess I don't have the swaying power I did in my younger years as no one heeded my warning/recommendation... and I quote:

"Oh, and don't be lame... just play."

such is life. And I suppose I should mention that lucky bastard who won... does he even have a name... I know you couldn't choose him in the game... well, I am sold... no name.

so now it is time to get pumped!!!!

here is the next challenge... BASS FISHING!!!!!!

Go to the above link... sign up for an account... join the "All Reds Poker Club" group... choose your anglers... and go. Winner earns a drink from the last place entry. If there are 8 or more entries... then winner earns 2 drinks from the loser and second place earns 1 from the second to last place entry.

ITS SO ON!!!!! (oh and we are only playing for the CITGO Bassmaster Classic, New Orleans, La., August 1-3, 2003... not the whole tour)

and I quote espn:

"A pro angler needs to be fluid with his fishing tactics and adapt to changing circumstances. Fantasy bass fishing owners need to be fluid in selecting their rosters by adapting to changing venues, hot anglers and the strengths of anglers on particular waters. "
posted by :CMP: at 4:38 PM

Here's the deal...

Its all Red's Poker Baby and the British Open is on...

go to the British Open Fantasy Page

get a login if you don't have one already, and join the "All Red's Poker Club" group.

Choose your golfers and its on.

The winner will receive 2 drinks of choice from the last place entry.
Second place will receive 1 drink of choice from the second to last place entry.

Its a public group so you can invite anyone you want to play.

Oh, and don't be lame... just play.
posted by :CMP: at 1:08 PM