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| From: GamerGuy33 | Posted: 1/20/2004 11:50:24 PM | Message Detail |
| You know, you just can't beat the old 70's video
with the confused boy. So confused, he was asking a zoo janitor
about lion wang size and if it matters. "Oh no, sonny. They're just happy to get a little." And when he goes to the library to read up on Sex Ed, but doesn't want to be caught reading the book, and takes it to a bathroom stall. Enter the friend. "Hey, what are you doing in there? Oh, I know what you're doing in there." As if that wasn't enough, he tried to climb to the top of the stall to take a peek. Then at the end of the movie, the main character is confronted by a girl. Girl: Hey Billy, want to go to see a movie? ;) Billy: I think all of us should go. So . . . they can get it on all at once? Sounds good to me. --- Zoro: I cut. / Luffy: I stretch. / Nami: I steal. / Usopp: I run and hide! ~One Piece |
| From: GamerGuy33 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:23:41 AM | Message Detail |
| I doubt anyone on the LUE kept a strait face
during Sex Ed. --- Zoro: I cut. / Luffy: I stretch. / Nami: I steal. / Usopp: I run and hide! ~One Piece |
| From: Jax Omen | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:29:28 AM | Message Detail |
| I didn't have a choice about the straight face
thing... my teacher put a condom on her hand
^_^ --- Tfox707: "If he wasn't dead, then he would be alive" |
| From: Samus13 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:30:20 AM | Message Detail |
| We were allowed to all write down questions
ANONAMUSSLY(sp) and one kid would always ask the funniest questions like have ya don it yet and what is a *****(the fake *****). It was so funny. We also watched this video aand this 9 year old kid was talking about condoms. He was like "I guess Ill use one.." when the guy asked him if hell wait till he's married before he does it and he replies "screw that cause I want to get laid" <-----funniest thing Ive heard a 9 year old say.... --- How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes 5 episodes. |
| From: ishabuu | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:30:58 AM | Message Detail |
| No sex ed at any of the schools I've gone
to. --- Juggalo Jamie Lynn Spears is the hottest 12 year old on the planet. |
| From: MrGuru | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:31:02 AM | Message Detail |
| Wow...amazing. --- One death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic. - Iosef Stalin My board: /boards/gentopic.asp?board=2947 |
| From: Nightmare 45 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:32:36 AM | Message Detail |
| I yelled out blondes when they asked for Sexy
things on a woman, all the other stuff was taken... --- RPG UnElite (-45): Mean Pervert: Nightmare 45 My Love for a Woman is matched only by Eating food *Hugs Bridget* |
| From: cmagi21 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:33:19 AM | Message Detail |
| Sex Ed was the funnest class in 8th
grade! The videos were the best though "Uh oh! Looks like Timmy got an erection! Don't worry, it's perfectly normal." --- Sony, nintendo and microsoft couldn't build a toaster together before somone's throat got slit.-SolidDante43 |
| From: Canadian Vampire | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:33:20 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- (|::::|[{WWE}]|:::|[{GSB}]|:::{(Official Bloodsucker)}:::|[{WWE}]|:::|[{GSB}]|::::|) |
| From: REBEL AU | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:34:21 AM | Message Detail |
| Teacher: [kids name here], what is your
definition of Rape? Kid: Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood, Watchin sadly that is true a kid did say this. --- I doo not hav baad speeling! |
| From: Icelight | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:34:39 AM | Message Detail |
| I remember watching one video showing a woman
giving birth. The camera was like, right up there... And damn, it looked like she was growing a beard down there :P --- War3 - Icelight dude, no offense..but, saiten? is that some japanese guy down in hell or something? - Eziniti |
| From: Nightmare 45 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:34:42 AM | Message Detail |
| There was a girl on the video asking " I've
heard a LOT about masterbation, can you please tell me what
it is?" --- RPG UnElite (-45): Mean Pervert: Nightmare 45 My Love for a Woman is matched only by Eating food *Hugs Bridget* |
| From: ElegiacCatalyst | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:35:31 AM | Message Detail |
| I didn't have sex ed until freshman year, so
everybody pretty much knew what was going to be said. Our teacher
used the "anonymous question box" system, in which everyone could
write down questions and drop them in the box, and she swore to
answer all of them. Well, to keep things interesting, people asked
things like: "How deep is the thing that the guy puts his thing in when he wants to do stuff?" "What's the deal with anal? I mean seriously...what's up with that?" "If I'm in the army with a guy who has AIDS, and he gets shot, and the bullet goes through him and hits me in the leg, would I get AIDS?" "Is it safe to re-use a condom if you flip it inside-out and shake it really hard first? I sure hope so..." "COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL: If you were to use a jar of mayonnaise as a self-pleasure device, then put it back in the fridge without telling anyone, would other people be able to notice?" She stopped the anonymous question box shortly after. --- =Student at Kess LUEniversity= Roommate: The Mad Cow |
| From: theplumpkinking | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:37:16 AM | Message Detail |
| We asked questions anonomysly and one kid
asked,"Is sex fun?" and my teacher said,"Well of course it is, why wouldn't it be? It's one of the best experiences of your life, and you should all try it atleast once." I burst out laughing --- "N Gage Pwns j00 or so I hear. Then again, I am astoundingly stupid."-PresidentGWBush That's the needle that broke the haystack.-My sister |
| From: chrisatron | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:37:19 AM | Message Detail |
| i kept a straight face till my teacher drew a
limp wang on the board then eveyrone laughed....it was funny back
then --- I'm the tank: http://ludicrosity.net/files/gaudin/owned.jpg |
| From: Samus13 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:37:34 AM | Message Detail |
| lol at Eligeac --- How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes 5 episodes. |
| From: Mr Master486 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:39:40 AM | Message Detail |
| Um....one time....we had this discussion thing where the chicks could asks the guys any questions, and so the girls asked how much do guys masturbate...some dude said twice a day.... |
| From: GamerGuy33 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:41:11 AM | Message Detail |
| Um....one time....we had this discussion
thing where the chicks could asks the guys any questions, and so the
girls asked how much do guys masturbate...some dude said twice a
day.... XD But seriously, that boy has a problem. What's the average, 5 times? --- Zoro: I cut. / Luffy: I stretch. / Nami: I steal. / Usopp: I run and hide! ~One Piece |
| From: chrisatron | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:41:25 AM | Message Detail |
| twice a day.... doctors say 3 times a week is healthy. they also say that if u do it too much you'll be over fatigued --- I'm the tank: http://ludicrosity.net/files/gaudin/owned.jpg |
| From: Lord Nat of Cydon | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:42:17 AM | Message Detail |
| 5!? Maybe that's why I have been getting hand cramps... --- I like to talk. AIM: LordNat of Cydon Yahoo: thenat2 MSN: Lord-Nat@Cydon.net |
| From: pokefan02 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:43:07 AM | Message Detail |
| "What's the deal with anal? I mean
seriously...what's up with that?" "If I'm in the army with a guy who has AIDS, and he gets shot, and the bullet goes through him and hits me in the leg, would I get AIDS?" "Is it safe to re-use a condom if you flip it inside-out and shake it really hard first? I sure hope so..." "COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL: If you were to use a jar of mayonnaise as a self-pleasure device, then put it back in the fridge without telling anyone, would other people be able to notice?" LMAO. That is just pure genius. --- That song sucks ass. A lot. If that song sucked any more ass there would be a negative amount of ass on the world. An anti-ass, if you will.-Dftonz645 |
| From: tobymac | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:47:14 AM | Message Detail |
| A kid asked our (male) teacher what semen tasted
like, and he was like "kinda salty" --- Cum magico pullo non pugna. |
| From: MaTrIx MaN | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:48:53 AM | Message Detail |
| Some guy was naming slang words for a
wang "dick, c0ck, whina, boner, pin" then he started on breasts "boobs, jugs, ***s" Then the teacher dropped a tampon into a glass of water... --- I cannot hump - Torus >_< Best.Typo.Evar!! |
| From: TheKnightOfNee | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:49:28 AM | Message Detail |
| I remember one video we had to
watch. Some girl is in the gym locker room, and she's like, "I'm bleeding... down there..." And then another girl is like, "Oh, you'll need these." Then she reaches off camera, and pulls out an unopened package of tampons, and hands them to the girl. The movie then shows her walking around school holding this package. Then some guy she likes gets teh bonar from seeing it, and he's like, "It grew... down there..." Sooo bad. --- Sushi, Kamikaze, Fujiyama, Nippon-Ichi... |
| From: Nightmare 45 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:51:11 AM | Message Detail |
| It grew... down there..." Sop True... --- RPG UnElite (-45): Mean Pervert: Nightmare 45 My Love for a Woman is matched only by Eating food *Hugs Bridget* |
| From: Lord Nat of Cydon | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:54:45 AM | Message Detail |
| You know there is a site where you can DL all
the old Sex Ed videos... Let me see if I can pull up the link. --- I like to talk. AIM: LordNat of Cydon Yahoo: thenat2 MSN: Lord-Nat@Cydon.net |
| From: BlacKnight02 | Posted: 1/21/2004 2:02:41 AM | Message Detail |
| one time, a guest teacher was talking about
condoms, and she described different types. What was really funny is
when she got to the flavored ones. She was like "there's cheerry,
and bananaa, and blueberryyy..." in a weird tone of voice. I
couldn't stop cracking up after that. --- check out my art gallery! http://kitsune-knight.deviantart.com/ |
| From: Canadian Vampire | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:23:07 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- (|::::|[{WWE}]|:::|[{GSB}]|:::{(Official Bloodsucker)}:::|[{WWE}]|:::|[{GSB}]|::::|) |
| From: CodeRedAddict770 | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:27:13 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag --- nah, I secured my place in hell long before I ever even heard of LUE, this just guarantees me an apartment with a view... - Echelon 452 |
| From: Mubariz | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:35:20 PM | Message Detail |
| Probably the fact that the whole class knew
EVERYTHING about sex and we all scored A's. It was so damn
funny. --- Student at Kess LUEniversity. Korn... Ha! Who gets their name from a vegetable and then spells it wrong?-pennywise6066 |
| From: Zidane 4 Ever | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:36:10 PM | Message Detail |
| To the first poster: Isn't that the 70's video
where the zookeeper sya to the kid: In my job I see alot of wangs,
Animal wangs that is. XD --- Cloud Strife is the best video game character of all time! :) |
| From: Madden21 | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:38:13 PM | Message Detail |
| during a test some kid asked to see the male
diagram on the overhead projector thing...lol --- ||\/|| //\\ ||\\ ||\\ ||_ ||\\ || || || // \\ ||// ||// ||_ || \\|| |
| From: Ziranos | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:38:31 PM | Message Detail |
| None when I had Sex Ed. But watch Shriek IV (or was it V?) for a really kewl sex ed moment --- Roses are red, violets are blue, the shorter the skirt, the better the view.. |
| From: the afrochicken | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:39:19 PM | Message Detail |
| once the teacher asked the class what we look
for in a woman, first i yelled out "ME!" then i yelled out
"BREATHING IS GOOD! WRITE THAT DOWN!" --- Rainbows are pretty. I don't know why I shoot at them. Do you know what part of a dog needs scratchin'? Do ya? It's their BRISKET. ~ found on ebay |
| From: Etheria | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:42:49 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag --- Little do you know, my ears produce not wax, but SARS viruses! rotf, your wang has SARS - Pizza in a Cup |
| From: Binoboy2002 | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:43:53 PM | Message Detail |
| "The power of your womanhood begins with your
*****. You should embrace it." -Regina Hall, on some book she
read. --- "I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused you after ramming you into the digital floor." -Ryan Riley |
| From: AzNmAsTeR07 | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:50:01 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag. --- NEED ADVICE! A guy is lickin my ass at school - TBGguy |
| From: Etheria | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:52:21 PM | Message Detail |
| You should embrace it I hear that... why else would a guy be willing to carry bags from department store to department store for me? I mean... what? --- Little do you know, my ears produce not wax, but SARS viruses! rotf, your wang has SARS - Pizza in a Cup |
| From: MogTheMog | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:58:02 PM | Message Detail |
| Tagarotz --- "There do you like these boobies now? There's drawings on them. You like that right?" -Orochi Norimaro's Girlfriend flashing him |
| From: psycho78 | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:59:55 PM | Message Detail |
| We had sex ed wayyy back in 5th grade. They
brought in some due and some chick to speak but they took the girls
in one classroom and the guys into another and we watched some
videos and what not---then it was question time and 1 goofy kid
raised his hand and asked, "Whats a wet dream?"--I burst out
laughing and everyone looked at me...I was still laughing when the
guy looked nervous and was stuttering trying to explain what and how
a guy has a wet dream... --- "Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis." President of the HAROLD LARKEN Fan Club |
| From: DragonSlayer07 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:07:20 PM | Message Detail |
| we had the same goddamn "save sex" lecture from
fourth grade until eighth, freshman year we get nothing but sophmore
year we get health class...so i had to learn wht i know from
experience, and friends. --- Guns dont kill people. I kill people, but that's besides the point because I has subway |
| From: deathisnear | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:09:45 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- you summon the powers of LUE for dating advice? That's like summoning the powers of the devil to direct the next episode of barney and friends- Vicious 1337 |
| From: universal RPG hero | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:21:25 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- currently playing: Final Fantasy VIII and IX status ailment: equipped weapon: Omega Blade |
| From: TinTower | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:26:38 PM | Message Detail |
| none from sex ed, but heres from food &
tech Tech: Heres a bell crank. it has a bell on the end. Food: And you, Karen and Katherine go together in a 3some --- 195.20.32.86 - http://lue.olddh.com/boards/ - http://members.lycos.co.uk/tintower Its not an afterlife, its more like an aprés-vie! -Arthur Dent |
| From: zero two six | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:27:27 PM | Message Detail |
| When I was in 5th grade, we had the standard
"you're about to hit puberty" lesson where they separate the boys
and the girls into different classes. Anyway, the video that the
girls watched about, you know, getting our periods and what not, had
to do with a sleepover party ... One of the girls at the party in the video got her period for the first time. She was confused and asked the host's mom for help at breakfast. And the woman acted out what happens during a girl's period (with the egg being released, the shape of the uterus and Fallopian tubes and everything) BY MAKING SPECIALLY SHAPED PANCAKES!!!! I am totally not kidding. It was the worst thing I've ever seen >.> <.< --- [Student at Kess LUEniversity] http://img8.photobucket.com/albums/v26/PositiveK722/Picture_34.jpg |
| From: Deadlocked | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:29:59 PM | Message Detail |
| "Is it safe to re-use a condom if you flip it
inside-out and shake it really hard first? I sure hope
so..." Sigged --- ----------Time heals all wounds...but a pain in the ass never seems to go away.---------- |
| From: scez | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:33:37 PM | Message Detail |
| In sex ed the teacher pulled a condom over his
arm and said one size fits all. --- Kent: "Sain! Why are you using your lance?" Sain: "A lance looks more heroic. A knight should look heroic, don't you think?" |
| From: Solidcobra | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:39:16 PM | Message Detail |
| a contest between a female student and out
teacher, putting a condom over their heads, so their mouths were
free, they were to blow the condom up to the point it
burst.... it WAS fun, and we all had to put condoms on garguntian tubes.... a girl commented that thing with "why the large male genitalia?? if i ever see one THIS *points at tube* large i'll run, not put a condom on it" kinda fun.... --- If you are reading this, you have WAY too much free time! |
| From: Seijaku | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:44:39 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag for later...... And please someone find a link to the 70's sex ed videos.... --- There's always time for lubrication!!!!!!! |
| From: mronimusha | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:46:16 PM | Message Detail |
| You want the tag? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE
TAG! --- The guy can't dish out pwnage, he took a basketball to the nuts! Say everything you want, but that would make a god kneel over and cry. |
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