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Places to hide stuff from parents. By Elite17900.
From: elite17900 | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:39:41 AM | Message Detail
I know that some LUEsers out there have things they need to keep private. This is a topic for hiding everything that one might not want found. These are the methods that I use, and they work wonders.

1. The PS2

If you didn't pony up the cash for a hard drive, the expansion bay of the PS2 is perfect for storage. The only problem is the slightly limited size (Imagine two packs of smokes. That fills it to capacity), but it fits most items.

2. Video game boxes

Keep a spare game box (I use my Syberia case) and put things in it. Make sure that there are no strange bulges or weight in the case. Put it somewhere out of sight.

3. Vent Cover (Ever see Hackers?)

If you're flat-out paranoid and have central air, a piece of duct tape and a screwdriver makes an air vent into a storage locker. I wouldn't be surprised if the freaking CIA trained agents to do the same thing. This is overkill, but if your parents search through your room throughly, this method is for you.
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From: GunstarHero | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:41:14 AM | Message Detail
Vent Cover

Yeah, until they smell whatever it is you're hiding floating through the air.
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From: thenickizbak | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:41:45 AM | Message Detail
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From: Bart Simpson 2 | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:42:06 AM | Message Detail
If you have any dressers take out the bottom 2 droars (SP) and then if theres enough room just tuck it under there, then just slide them back in and it looks like theres nothing there
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From: elite17900 | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:42:24 AM | Message Detail
5. The computer

In case you have files that you don't want anyone else to find, just rename all the files and put them in a folder (Make it look important, so that people don't screw with it). Then, as long as people don't watch every single file on your computer, you will be fine.
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From: BVMatt | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:43:23 AM | Message Detail
I have a shelf full of old stuffed animals. I just hide stuff under the stuffed animals.

Heh... my parents are starting to wonder why I'm still keeping them there at age 16.
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From: Andrew06 | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:43:23 AM | Message Detail
oh come on, Xbox can hold soo much more than a PS2
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From: Shine Getter | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:43:37 AM | Message Detail
Syberia = teh awesome
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From: elite17900 | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:43:51 AM | Message Detail
Yeah, until they smell whatever it is you're hiding floating through the air.


I doubt someone's 20 sack is going to stink up the entire house. If it does, you better share some with me.
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From: COTM | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:43:51 AM | Message Detail
Computer case: If you're good with computers, hide it in the case but make sure it doesn't touch anything that needs to move (Fans, etc.) also, makesure it can't make static at all, as static kills computer parts
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From: COTM | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:44:33 AM | Message Detail
same time post
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So the other night, I am drunk at a party and have sex with some guy. Now, today I go to take a dump and find myself bleeding profusely from the anus.-downgrade
From: Joe Frazier | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:44:57 AM | Message Detail
try putting physical items in your mattress
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From: elite17900 | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:45:41 AM | Message Detail
try putting physical items in your mattress

That's the oldest trick in the book.
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From: Doug92288 | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:48:37 AM | Message Detail
In an old shoe box, inside old shoes. It's always worked for me. Try to keep the shoes as nasty as possible so that no one will want to try them on.

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From: wangabanga | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:49:31 AM | Message Detail
Ceiling panels
Game boxes
PS2
Wall
Taped into a lampshade
Body cavities
Somewhere no one would think of.

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From: DeMentedSodaCan | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:51:18 AM | Message Detail
I have all my weed and drug paraphernalia inside of a sock in my drawer.
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From: Jeff Andonuts | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:51:22 AM | Message Detail
The desk my parents got me when I was 7 has a weird compartment that is revealed when the large lower drawer is taken out. It's large enough for nearly anything, and there's no way someone would go looking there unless it was detected with some radar.
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From: l Eat People | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:52:26 AM | Message Detail
Clay statues are usually hollow, those are good.
Opaque paintball hoppers
If you have solid doors, carve out the top and put stuff in there
Battery compartments of old electronics
Old cassete players and tape players
The videogame case one is great, I used that to sell a 1/4 in front of a cop and 2 ROTC sargeants.
The lids of spray cans
Put stuff in big envelops and tape them to undersides of drawers

I'll think of more
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From: soildus snake | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:55:12 AM | Message Detail
Hollow out a book, One that is not the type you parents will look at (eg. NES game guide, Dune Hard Cover)

Explain more about the vents...
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From: Madden21 | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:57:27 AM | Message Detail
yea, explain the vent one...sounds interesting
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From: seer358 | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:57:31 AM | Message Detail
My What Would Jesus Do boardgame box, no one looks in there.
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From: elite17900 | Posted: 6/25/2004 12:59:19 AM | Message Detail
Unscrew vent cover. Put tape on stuff. Put taped stuff in vent. Close vent up. It doesn't need much more explanation.
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From: elite17900 | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:02:42 AM | Message Detail
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From: marioandli | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:03:17 AM | Message Detail
With a Hogwarts play area my nephew got there are two doors in the back so you can store stuff in there.
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From: Redwall Dude | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:03:29 AM | Message Detail
If you have a stuffed animal, you can make a hole in it somewhere and put stuff in the stuffed animal. No one would stick their fingers into a treasure from your younger years looking for drugs.

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From: chris1001 the sequel | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:06:05 AM | Message Detail
I have this talking parrot doll with a hole in the genital region to remove the voice box. I guess I could hide some stuff in there.
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From: BowelsOfJustice | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:11:05 AM | Message Detail
Yeah I used to have a bong, condoms, weed, and a pipe in my computer case (I built it myself), even though there is a window on the side. I layed the 8 inch bong on the bottom of it and the shadows were so great it didn't matter. My mom was on it 30 minutes one, and she didn't see a thing. The other stuff I put under the two cd drives in my 4 cd drive capable bay.
I think I could try the tape and vent thing too, because now I have a bong wrappen in an old shirt in the bottom of some plastic container in my closet under a bunch of stuff, a pipe in the back of my bedside table under papers, a grinder in a wristband along with 2 tiny pipes inside of the wristband between the cloth literally (I cut a slit in the inside of it), and the wristband bit all in a foam cupholder under papers in my bedside table.
I think I should try to hide things in my hookah. My parents let me have cigarettes and smoke chicha, but I'm on meds so no weed or alcohol.

BIG XBOX QUESTION:
How do I hide things in my xbox?
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From: elite17900 | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:17:01 AM | Message Detail
6. Body Cavities.

(This is for the hardcore paranoid, or someone with something serious to hide)

The crotch.

If the contraband is small enough, tape near your genital area and make sure nothing is bulging out. As long as you do not have to deal with dogs, you'll be fine. Cops never pat down near that area, because of the real possibilty of a sexual harassment lawsuit.

The ass.

If you're desperate, just lube what ever you need to smuggle up, tie it in a baggie or condom, then tie a long piece of sting to the bag, then just stick it in there (Lube is advised). Retrieve the contraband through the string and make sure you wash your hands after holding it.

The boobies.

For the three women on LUE, your hooters have another use besides feeding children. If you have small boobies, disregard this section. Just simply put whatever you need in your cleavage and hopefully no one will search you there. Cops sure as hell won't.
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From: elite17900 | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:17:54 AM | Message Detail
How do I hide things in my xbox?

You can't. There aren't any removable expansion ports in the XBox.
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From: chris1001 the sequel | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:18:12 AM | Message Detail
Cops never pat down near that area, because of the real possibilty of a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Tell that to Vic Mackey.

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From: elite17900 | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:19:38 AM | Message Detail
Tell that to Vic Mackey.

Oh yeah.... And he'll hit you in the nads with a nightstick and burn your face on a stove for good measure.

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From: Jake5 | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:20:54 AM | Message Detail
Tell that to Vic Mackey.

ok.

HEY VIC MACKEY! GUESS WHAT BROTHA! COPS DO NOT SEARCH PEOPLES GENITILIA! OK?
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From: elite17900 | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:23:13 AM | Message Detail
The sad part is that cops have actually been caught doing crap that we would see on The Shield. (LA Rampart district, the NYPD sodomy of a suspect with a plunger)
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From: Phrog343 | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:23:21 AM | Message Detail
Nice signature, A Clockwork Orange is good.

As for hiding files on your computer, zip them, and rename it to *.dll, and put it in your C:\Windows directory, and be sure you name it something like a typical DLL file, don't leave it as "lesbians" or "deepthroat action"
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From: elite17900 | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:26:05 AM | Message Detail
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From: chris1001 the sequel | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:26:41 AM | Message Detail
also be careful if you have XP. a picture from the first frame of the video appears on the left sidebar when using "My computer"
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From: Masta Chief | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:28:22 AM | Message Detail
Don't hide stuff in your mouth.

A friend of mine went to juvie and had small something attached to a thin string. The string was tied around his tooth. Well, they checked his mouth and found the string. Then, they yanked it out, not caring about his health or whether it hurt him or anything.
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From: Pie Penguin | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:29:50 AM | Message Detail
it's easy to sew a piece of fabric to the inside of your pants, making a small pouch, or pocket. It works for me, I hide condoms in there all the time.
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From: Evangelion Unit Jam | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:30:23 AM | Message Detail
That using old game cases is genius. I save all my computer game boxes, and I have a closet full of them, and my mom would never look inside them. Brilliant. Also, the renaming computer files with a different extension is great too. I never even thought of it.
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From: The Half Fn Show | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:34:19 AM | Message Detail
Tag.
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From: Viperzshadow | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:35:04 AM | Message Detail
Meh, tag
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From: elite17900 | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:41:16 AM | Message Detail
Wait....can I get modded for this?
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From: moby | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:42:44 AM | Message Detail
For PC files, It's called lock folder. It dosen't matter if the Lock Folder icon is in clear view, you're perfectly safe.

The Gamecub, with all the expansion area in the bottom works wonders.
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From: LazyRulerDude | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:46:26 AM | Message Detail
hey guys i forgot how to folder lock stuff and files...

i used to remember how to lock specific files...

but then i got a new comp and it has Windows XP...


anyone who knows how can you please tell me? thx.

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From: moby | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:49:36 AM | Message Detail
Google Lock Folder. There should be a program you can download.
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From: Goku6000000 | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:50:02 AM | Message Detail
You could always buy a little safe and not let anyone know the combination/code or let anyone have the key.
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From: Dave6383 | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:50:07 AM | Message Detail
Inside your deodorant stick. Seriously, if it's small, NOBODY would ever look there.
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From: Dave6383 | Posted: 6/25/2004 1:58:00 AM | Message Detail
Oh, and for those who don't get the vent thing:

Unscrew front cover of the vent.

Take item, put tape on it.

Tape item to the top of the vent duct, inside.

Close it up.
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From: ChickityChina | Posted: 6/25/2004 2:00:28 AM | Message Detail
i cant believe this hasnt been said! You can hide stuff in your speakers if you have like a big aiwa or whatevers sound system with like 2-4 big speakers. Like make a cut in the back and yeah..
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From: doughreyme | Posted: 6/25/2004 2:04:06 AM | Message Detail
I don't need to hide stuff when relatives visit, but in case...I do have a briefcase.

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