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| CJayC went down to Georgia |
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| From: xchaos12 | Posted: 3/7/2004 11:51:53 PM | Message Detail |
| He was looking for a usermap to ban And he was in a bind 'Cause he was way behind And was willin' to make a deal. When he came upon this young man postin' a message and postin' it hot CJayC jumped up on a bolded bump and said, "Boy let me tell you what: I bet you didn't know it but I'm a LUEser too, And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you Now you post a pretty good LUEshi boy But give the Admin his due I'll bet a account of gold against your soul 'Cause I think I'm better than you." The boy said, "My name's Umaro And it might be a sin But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret 'Cause I'm the best that's ever been." Umaro you ready up your keyboard and post your messages fast 'Cause hell's broke loose in Gamefaqs And CJayC deals the cards And if you win you get this shiny account made of gold But if you lose CJayC gets your soul. CJayC opened up his topic and he said, "I'll start this show." And fire flew from his fingertips As he typed up his topic And he pulled his fingers across the keys And it made an evil hiss Then a band of mods joined in And it sounded something like this *cue Linkin Park music and angsty post* When the devil finished Umaro said, "Well you're pretty good ol' son! But sit down in that chair right there And let me show you how it's done!" Incest on the mountain, run boys run CJay's in the house of the rising sun Limecat's in the breadpan, picking out dough Granny does your LUEshi bite? No, child, no CJayC bowed his head Because he knew that he'd been beat, And he laid that accounts password On the ground at Johnny's feet Umaro said, "CJayC, just come on back if you ever wanna try again. I done told you once, You son-of-a-gun, I'm the best that's ever been!" He played: Incest on the mountain, run boys run CJay's in the house of the rising sun Limecat's in the breadpan, picking out dough Granny does your LUEshi bite? No, child, no. I just did this in the last ten minutes, so sorry if it isn't funny at all. --- If you can't convince them, confuse them. -Harry S. Truman |
| From: SwordofSephiroth | Posted: 3/7/2004 11:53:26 PM | Message Detail |
| I smiled/10 --- "When they kick at your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun?"- The Clash |
| From: Majour | Posted: 3/7/2004 11:53:43 PM | Message Detail |
| Haha awesome. --- I am a ****ing docotor shutup befor i punch ur face in and god damn give u cancer - Autoload |
| From: TheGoldenOne777 | Posted: 3/7/2004 11:54:49 PM | Message Detail |
| -wipes tear from
eye- 10.5/10 --- "We are here just long enough to figure out what we want...and then it erodes.." |
| From: killerblizz2 | Posted: 3/7/2004 11:55:13 PM | Message Detail |
| I liked the last stanza --- Wrong. |
| From: iqmutant III | Posted: 3/7/2004 11:55:40 PM | Message Detail |
| lol --- "Satire is an effective argumentative tool." ~Koalyak http://home.fuse.net/iqmutant/coolhandpwnage.doc |
| From: Teuvan | Posted: 3/7/2004 11:55:52 PM | Message Detail |
| you should've had something about the account
having a suicide topic up and his usermap gets axed
lol. --- Keyboard not detected. press F1 to continue. The universe doesn't really exist - Corona Genesis |
| From: Bebop268170 | Posted: 3/7/2004 11:56:05 PM | Message Detail |
| Best. Topic. EVAR. --- Being a Thelemite doesn't mean I can magickally make someone feel better or pull a rabbit out of my ass. - Azrael |
| From: arcshep | Posted: 3/7/2004 11:56:26 PM | Message Detail |
| Fantasticully/10 --- Dark Alpha Sector > All E/L/SC; *jalal233 |
| From: bio347 | Posted: 3/7/2004 11:57:15 PM | Message Detail |
| Best. Song. Ever. Both yours and the
original. --- 'So work aye the wangs in his head.' -Chaucer. |
| From: Rev4n | Posted: 3/7/2004 11:58:03 PM | Message Detail |
| That's beautiful. --- "I'm not the kind of person that would make-out with an atheist during a movie about Jesus." -Galarpg |
| From: cj2006 | Posted: 3/7/2004 11:58:18 PM | Message Detail |
| creative/10 --- *loyal Canes' Fan Since 1989* Miami Hurricanes (10-2) "Am I just paranoid or am i just stoned" - Green Day |
| From: GryphonRider | Posted: 3/7/2004 11:58:28 PM | Message Detail |
| XD/10! --- Those crackers, they give out at church the body of god, are so bland… Don’t they have like salt and vinegar or BBQ god? |
| From: Kandar888 | Posted: 3/7/2004 11:59:04 PM | Message Detail |
| Great song. --- chocolate :7$; Sex Manual :14$; Having your girlfriend want to give you sex whenever you want it :Priceless |
| From: JorgeMacD | Posted: 3/7/2004 11:59:07 PM | Message Detail |
| XD/10 --- "Me and my brother Jorge, we are 100 percent pure, old fashioned, home-grown human. Born free. Right here in the real world. Genuine child of LUE." |
| From: MintMan610 | Posted: 3/8/2004 12:01:59 AM | Message Detail |
| A cookie to whomeever makes this an MP3 song.
No... a DOZEN cookies. --- Prooving God exists really prooves he doesn't, because without faith, God is nothing. He said it Himself. -Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
| From: xchaos12 | Posted: 3/8/2004 12:03:11 AM | Message Detail |
| I will also put up a dozen cookies if anyone
actually makes this song. Feel free to change any words to make it
easier to sing. --- If you can't convince them, confuse them. -Harry S. Truman |
| From: Rev4n | Posted: 3/8/2004 12:03:45 AM | Message Detail |
| The mp3 has to be good though. i was going to
suggest that, but most people don't have the means to do this song
the justice it deserves. --- "I'm not the kind of person that would make-out with an atheist during a movie about Jesus." -Galarpg |
| From: Evil Monkey X | Posted: 3/8/2004 12:05:54 AM | Message Detail |
| Wicked awesome sweet. You'd win the EMX POST OF THE WEEK if there was one. --- *hugs and praises Evil Monkey X* --tealmarie Praises for EMX: 9. |