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From: mr exciting | Posted: 2/28/2004 9:48:36 AM | Message Detail
Best stoned topic tonight!

May 8th?
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From: Jarek | Posted: 2/28/2004 9:49:24 AM | Message Detail
Places I'd like to go before I die:

I would like to go to Chicago.
I would like to go home.
I would like to go to Washington D.C.
I would like to go to heaven.

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From: TheSauce | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:05:47 AM | Message Detail
I wish there was no such thing as tamagotchis. I wish there was no such thing as giga pets. I hate them. Because they are annoying. They suck.

XD!

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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:10:18 AM | Message Detail
March 31st

I'd love to be on lots of TV shows. Especially a cartoon. Like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Or Scooby Doo. I'd like to solve mysteries and ride in a van.
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From: joe14joe | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:11:01 AM | Message Detail
sept. 17
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LUE's offical Joe!
From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:14:37 AM | Message Detail
September 17th

John is my best friend because he likes wrestling. He is nice. He is friendly. He has me beat up his brother. He is my friend. He is my best friend.
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:15:59 AM | Message Detail
Oh yes... and John would be this guy who I relentlessly make fun of because of his public humiliation in the newspaper:

http://tfwwrestling.hypermart.net/murphy.jpg
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From: FruMp | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:16:02 AM | Message Detail
August 10

march 29
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:17:07 AM | Message Detail
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:17:45 AM | Message Detail
August 10

march 29


= Nonexistent.
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From: unicice | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:18:11 AM | Message Detail
XD, November 23rd

And, I read all about the getting your sister pregnant thing, but I didn't know you ran away. Can you link to the topic? (assuming it is still up).
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From: FruMp | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:18:31 AM | Message Detail
August 10

march 29

= Nonexistent.


dude that is bad karma for me hey, bad bad karma...

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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:21:08 AM | Message Detail
No entry for November 23rd, but there is one for the 24th:

November 24th

The smells of thanksgiving are good. You can smell all the delicious food. especially turkey. I like the smells of thanksgiving. They smell good. They taste even better.
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From: Bebop268170 | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:21:59 AM | Message Detail
January 23

September 11
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:22:11 AM | Message Detail
And, I read all about the getting your sister pregnant thing, but I didn't know you ran away. Can you link to the topic? (assuming it is still up).

http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=402&topic=12517332
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:25:18 AM | Message Detail
No September 11th entry, and I've already posted the two closest to it...

January 23rd

I don't like snow. Because it is cold. Because it freezes and becomes ice. I do like that it cancels school. Bring it on I say.
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From: darkfish | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:42:52 AM | Message Detail
31st of march please?
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:44:19 AM | Message Detail
Already done.
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From: Error1355 | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:50:01 AM | Message Detail
October 2nd
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4 days till 200 Karma
From: TheRedPhoenix | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:50:47 AM | Message Detail
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From: ZelousMaximus | Posted: 2/28/2004 10:51:40 AM | Message Detail
december 8th
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From: Cyber Sniper201 | Posted: 2/28/2004 11:06:38 AM | Message Detail
March 16
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From: Tenth Ave Freezeout | Posted: 2/28/2004 11:15:11 AM | Message Detail
March 17th
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Lemme hear ya say WONK WONK WONK
From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/28/2004 12:00:00 PM | Message Detail
October 2nd - No entry

December 8th

I describe my personality as nice. I describe it as honest. I describe it as friendly. This how I describe my personality. I like my personality.

March 16th

Right now I can't think of anything that motivates me. Because nothing does. I am not motivated. I don't know why. I don't want to know why. Nothing motivates me.

March 17th

I am very smart. I am very good at videogames. I am not very good at most sports. I am very nice. I am not very cool. I am very many other things.
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/28/2004 1:42:01 PM | Message Detail
April 15th

If I could have any job I would be a professional wrestler. Because I just fake stuff. And I would get paid about 3 million dollars a year. Thats why I would pick that as my job.
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/29/2004 4:04:06 AM | Message Detail
bump.
From: MelficeSephiroth | Posted: 2/29/2004 4:22:58 AM | Message Detail
oct.22
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You think it's a ****ing game?you think its a bloodsport?you gaspin for breath and i'm puffing on one of these newports-Ludacris
From: DJ Stickler | Posted: 2/29/2004 4:23:56 AM | Message Detail
sep. 6th
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AND ON TO OKLAHOMA, AND THEN ON TO WASHINGTON!! ARRRRUUUGUUUUEEEHH!!!
From: Wackone1 | Posted: 2/29/2004 5:20:11 AM | Message Detail
I had a tomagatchi and a giga pet AND a digimon. Those things kicked ass back then IMO.
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/29/2004 5:41:46 AM | Message Detail
October 22nd was already posted. September 6th doesn't exist, but here is September 7th.

September 7th

What I like about others is if they are freindly. If they are nice. If they are honest. That is what I like about them.
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/29/2004 6:08:10 AM | Message Detail
There have been lots of requests for repeat entires... so here is every entry that's been put in so far:

August 29th

The best things about summer were going to six flags. And staying home. And going to the beach. Summer was fun. I enjoyed it.

September 3rd

Princess Diana and Dodi Al Fiez crashed in paris. And they both died. And people took pictures. And that is the story of Princess Diana.

September 7th

What I like about others is if they are freindly. If they are nice. If they are honest. That is what I like about them.

September 12th

The T.V. shows I like are WWF Monday Night Raw. WCW Monday Nitro. WCW Saturday Night. WCW Pro Wrestling. I like those shows.

September 14th

I don't like school because of art. I don't like school because of music. I also do not like pe. I don't like those things in school. They are things I don't like.

September 15th

In twelve years I will be a. I will be in my senior year of college. And will have very hard work that will be very hard. It will be tough. That is what will happen to me in twelve years.

September 17th

John is my best friend because he likes wrestling. He is nice. He is friendly. He has me beat up his brother. He is my friend. He is my best friend

September 27th

I like watching Tv. I like playing video games. I like playing basketball. I like playing football. These are things that I like doing. I like them.

October 1st

At night I watch tv. And sometimes I play My video games. And play with my action figures. And then I go to sleep.

October 6th

The happiest time in my life was when I went to WWF wrestling event in Champaign. I was very excited to see most of my favorite wrestlers. Some of the fans were strange. I was scared of them. But I enjoyed the event.

October 15th

People that are annoying bother me. It bothers me if I am late for school. It bothers me if I forget anything. It bothers me if I have to go to the store. These things bother me. I do not like them.

October 22nd

Someday I wish to become a writer or a sports player. I like to write alot. I like to play sports. That is why I want to become one of these.

October 31st

Subject: What are you going to do for Halloween?

I am going to go out in my costume. Though Miss Wells says it is the night of the devil. I hope she isn't right. I like candy.

November 3rd

I will try to do basketball better. I will try harder to do things. I will try not to be mean. I will try to be nice. I will try to do these things.

November 5th

My greatest worry is going to heaven. Since I want to there. Since it is all nifty. I wish to go there.

November 10th

Places I'd like to go before I die:

I would like to go to Chicago.
I would like to go home.
I would like to go to Washington D.C.
I would like to go to heaven.

November 21st

The craziest thing I ever did was when I ran on a wet floor. And I did the splits when I fell. And I hurt myself. It did not feel good.

Teacher's comment: I'll bet that was a sight to see!

November 24th

The smells of thanksgiving are good. You can smell all the delicious food. especially turkey. I like the smells of thanksgiving. They smell good. They taste even better.

November 26th

Ten things I am thankful for... I am thankful that I have freinds. I am thankful that I go to school. I am thankful I have a home. I am thankful I am as smart as I am. Also thankful for TV, Sports, family, God, Bible, and a free country! I am thankful for these things.
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/29/2004 6:08:35 AM | Message Detail
December 1st

My favorite Bible story is the story of Jesus. I liked all the things he did. And that he was perfect. I'm glad he died on the cross to forgive our sins. That was really nice of him. He's cool.

December 8th

I describe my personality as nice. I describe it as honest. I describe it as friendly. This how I describe my personality. I like my personality.

December 17th

My favorite Christmas will probably this year. because I will get some of the things I want this year. It will be my favorite Christmas. And it will happen this year.

December 19th

Jesus is a great spirit. He is the Son of God. I appreciate him dying for my sins. I think Jesus is an awesome God. He is nifty.

January 7th

I like all the rules. Like don't talk. And be kind to others. I like any other rule. Rules rule.

January 23rd

I don't like snow. Because it is cold. Because it freezes and becomes ice. I do like that it cancels school. Bring it on I say.

January 26th

I'd rather be no one other than myself. Because I am happy. I'd rather be me. I am me.

January 28th

I feel foolish when I get a bad grade. Or when I do something bad. I feel foolish then. And any time I do something bad.

January 29th

One person who always loves me is mom. Another is Dad. And another is God. These people love me no matter what.

February 2nd

My idea of a super car is a car that is huge. baseball basketball & football fields in it. So when you are driving you could play sports in it. And it would be solar powered.

February 5th

I wish people wouldn't be mean. I wish people wouldn't do bad things to other people. I wish people didn't do bad things. I wish people wouldn't do these things.

February 6th

I wish there was no such thing as tamagotchis. I wish there was no such thing as giga pets. I hate them. Because they are annoying. They suck.

February 11th

Once I had a nightmare about when I was at school. And everyone turned into stuffed teddy bears. But they could still talk. Than my nightmare stopped.

Februar 13th (Yes I actually left off the y...)

On time I had a wierd dream. I was eating pickles. I was in a hay stack. It was strange. Didn't like it.

Teacher Comment: !!

January 16th {I mislabeled the month... it's right after February 13th, so I'm assuming it's really February.)

There ought to be a law against using things that are harmful to the body. Such as drinking & smoking. So people wouldn't die & get diseases from it. It would be a good law. God would approve of it. I would approve of it.

February 17th

If I could be principal for a day I would punish bad kids. And suspend some. Maybe expel a couple. Just to keep them on their toes. I'd be a good principal.
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/29/2004 6:09:30 AM | Message Detail
March 2nd

Dear God, thank you for being very kind to us. And for sending your son to the cross. So our sins could be forgiven. Thank you for doing this. I'm glad you did.

Love, Andrew

P.S. You Rule.

March 6th

I am dressed up like myself. I don't dress up as anyone. I did not want to dress up as a book charachter. So I did not.

March 10th

I don't like it when my friends are mean to me. Or if they are mean to someone else. I don't like it when they are mean. I don't like them then. But they are usually nice. I like them then.

March 16th

Right now I can't think of anything that motivates me. Because nothing does. I am not motivated. I don't know why. I don't want to know why. Nothing motivates me.

March 17th

I am very smart. I am very good at videogames. I am not very good at most sports. I am very nice. I am not very cool. I am very many other things.

March 18th

I'd give anything to always be happy. I would give anything to go to a WWF Wrestlemania event. I would do anything to see a professional sports game. I would do anything for these. I'd like to do them.

March 19th

My favorite book is My life as afterthought astronaut. Because it is cool. It is written by Bill Myers. It is cool. I like it.

March 25th

Some people don't know stuff. I don't care what they don't know. I don't care about it. If they don't know something I don't care.

March 27th

My goals for the fourth quarter are to get straight A's. And do very good in every thing. And not do bad in anything. Those are my goals

March 30th

My bedroom is big. My bed is in it. So is my dresser. I sleep in my bedroom.

March 31st

I'd love to be on lots of TV shows. Especially a cartoon. Like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Or Scooby Doo. I'd like to solve mysteries and ride in a van.

April 1st

On Easter we should do stuff. Like Easter stuff. I don't know what stuff. But I should do stuff.

April 2nd

The best thing about Easter is Going to my Grandma's house. Then we sit there and talk. Then we eat. and go home.

April 3rd

For Easter I will go to my grandma's house. And eat. I will get a easter basket. And do other stuff.

April 15th

If I could have any job I would be a professional wrestler. Because I just fake stuff. And I would get paid about 3 million dollars a year. Thats why I would pick that as my job.

April 20th

Jesus has been teaching me about his death. And his crucifixtion on the cross. I am glad. He has taught me this.

April 27th

If I were omnipresent I would see what people do. That would be interesting. To see what people do. In private. At all times.

May 5th

I don't know why next year will be great. Or if it will. I hope it is. Very great.

May 7th

If I were an angel I would always be happy. I would live in a perfect place. With God. And nothing bad would ever happen. Everything good would always happen. I would be happy.

May 11th

If I lived alone I would probably die. I would not have any money. I wouldn't have a job. And couldn't drive a car the only way I could get anything would be to walk for miles. And steal it.

May 19th

Today I feel bad because of my aunt dying. I also feel bad on the outside also. Because my neck and back hurt from yesterday in P.E. When I tripped over the ball when we were playing kickball. That though was kind of good because I scored Andrea from third base.

May 22nd

Sarah's birthday is today. On May 22nd. So I guess were all gonna treats and stuff. Because it is herb day.

May 26th

Yesterday me and my mom had to take grandma to the hospital. She thought she had broken ribs. But she found out they were only bruised. And then I went to four cemetarys.
From: Vicious1337 | Posted: 2/29/2004 6:13:10 AM | Message Detail
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From: Vicious1337 | Posted: 2/29/2004 6:14:57 AM | Message Detail
ignore that, it's already done.

do April 22nd instead.

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From: kilrturkey | Posted: 2/29/2004 6:16:51 AM | Message Detail
August 1st
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/29/2004 8:31:42 AM | Message Detail
April 22nd was skipped but here's the 21st and 23rd...

April 21st

My teacher should know anything important. And other things. Especially things like our names. Which she already knows. Except she gets Mark and John messed up some times. She doesn't know their names. She should know their names.

April 23rd

Nothing good has happened to me this week. Because I was sick. And I probably have tons of homework. But I hope something good happens to me this week.
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/29/2004 10:52:40 AM | Message Detail
No entry for August 1st, since school hadn't started then. The earliest entry was August 27th.

August 27th

This summer I went to six flags. I also stayed at CES summer care. We went to lots of places. But it was boring. It wasn't fun.
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From: Infinite Rebirth | Posted: 2/29/2004 11:11:00 AM | Message Detail
March 26
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/29/2004 11:12:45 AM | Message Detail
March 26th

My typical day is going to school. Doing journal. Then going to history. Then coming back and doing all of my work. That is my typical day. That is my typical day at school.
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From: exile2k2 | Posted: 2/29/2004 11:14:54 AM | Message Detail
may 19
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Oh nos! My dixie wrecked!
From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/29/2004 11:18:02 AM | Message Detail
may 19

Already done... in the very first post.
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From: darkpoet | Posted: 2/29/2004 11:18:47 AM | Message Detail
Tag... October 4th
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From: Scary Raebbit | Posted: 2/29/2004 11:19:23 AM | Message Detail
How long is your school year? I guess it doesn't go through June, so I will ask for March 13th.
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/29/2004 11:21:04 AM | Message Detail
No October 4th, there is a gap between the 1st and 6th, for whatever reason. I'm guessing I was absent those days.

March 13th

Doing something good makes me excited. And when I play a good video game. Or watch sports. Then I get excited.
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/29/2004 11:22:01 AM | Message Detail
How long is your school year?

August 27th to June 1st.
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From: cheeseguy | Posted: 2/29/2004 11:24:57 AM | Message Detail
UNDERAGE USER ALERT

Do March 14 and February 29.
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/29/2004 11:26:39 AM | Message Detail
Do March 14 and February 29.

No entry for either.
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From: Maddogg218 | Posted: 2/29/2004 11:28:55 AM | Message Detail
January 18th
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From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/29/2004 11:33:13 AM | Message Detail
January 18th = No entry. There is however a January 16th and January 20th... so here they are:

January 18th

Jesus is awesome. Jesus is forgiving. Jesus is God's son. Jesus is nice to all. Jesus died.

January 20th

Yesterday was Martin Luther King day. He was black. He got shot by a crazy guy. So we got out of school. That's what Martin Luther King means to me.
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