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| MikeSanders presents... the fifth grade journal! |
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| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/25/2004 5:28:50 AM | Message Detail |
| In fifth grade I was taught by a woman named
Lisa Wycoff. Among her daily assignments was to write several
sentences on a topic she'd put on the board, these sentences would
be written down in the student's journal. Essentially, if you wrote
four sentences you were guaranteed an A+. Of course no real effort
was put in, and the opinions of fifth graders are often very, very,
stupid. Because of the unintentional hilarious nature of the
majority of things in the journal it has become among my most prized
possessions. Mention a date that would occur during the 1997 school
year and I'll post that entry to the diary. Here are a few samples... (Obviously, spelling and grammar mistakes are mine from then) December 17th My favorite Christmas will probably this year. because I will get some of the things I want this year. It will be my favorite Christmas. And it will happen this year. February 2nd My idea of a super car is a car that is huge. baseball basketball & football fields in it. So when you are driving you could play sports in it. And it would be solar powered. March 6th I am dressed up like myself. I don't dress up as anyone. I did not want to dress up as a book charachter. So I did not. May 19th Today I feel bad because of my aunt dying. I also feel bad on the outside also. Because my neck and back hurt from yesterday in P.E. When I tripped over the ball when we were playing kickball. That though was kind of good because I scored Andrea from third base. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: MrCrowley | Posted: 2/25/2004 5:29:57 AM | Message Detail |
| endearing/10 --- "IMO, KoRn's Munky Is Much Better Than Jimi Hendrix." - Combat Bob |
| From: Ender Wiggin | Posted: 2/25/2004 5:31:27 AM | Message Detail |
| That though was kind of good because I scored
Andrea from third base. XD And damn, I think I had better writing in 5th grade...that's pretty bad. --- "No. But Ender Wiggin is way cooler than you." - Uchiha |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/25/2004 6:27:14 AM | Message Detail |
| Since neither of you gave out a date... I'll
just pick two at random: March 25th Some people don't know stuff. I don't care what they don't know. I don't care about it. If they don't know something I don't care. May 26th Yesterday me and my mom had to take grandma to the hospital. She thought she had broken ribs. But she found out they were only bruised. And then I went to four cemetarys. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: MrCrowley | Posted: 2/25/2004 6:28:23 AM | Message Detail |
| oct. 6th --- "IMO, KoRn's Munky Is Much Better Than Jimi Hendrix." - Combat Bob |
| From: DarkJuggaLotus | Posted: 2/25/2004 6:55:32 AM | Message Detail |
| XD --- I cant think of a sig right now... |
| From: mastergamecuber | Posted: 2/25/2004 6:58:22 AM | Message Detail |
| September 1st --- Come to LUE! Oh wait, you can't anymore. HA HA! |
| From: Anakin Solo | Posted: 2/25/2004 6:58:45 AM | Message Detail |
April 20. --- Wait! Don't you want to talk first? You know, banter back and forth to show me your innate superiority? Kyle Rayner |
| From: tinyboy21 | Posted: 2/25/2004 7:00:21 AM | Message Detail |
| oy --- ./|,-`――`\(o)_\,----,,,_ ( `\(o),,_/` ― : o : : :o `-, ALWAYS |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/25/2004 7:03:15 AM | Message Detail |
| Apparently there was no September 1st or 2nd
entries for some reason... so I give you September 3rd
instead. September 3rd Princess Diana and Dodi Al Fiez crashed in paris. And they both died. And people took pictures. And that is the story of Princess Diana. October 6th The happiest time in my life was when I went to WWF wrestling event in Champaign. I was very excited to see most of my favorite wrestlers. Some of the fans were strange. I was scared of them. But I enjoyed the event. April 20th Jesus has been teaching me about his death. And his crucifixtion on the cross. I am glad. He has taught me this. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: MrCrowley | Posted: 2/25/2004 7:05:29 AM | Message Detail |
| mike, i need to know.. what state do you live
in? --- "IMO, KoRn's Munky Is Much Better Than Jimi Hendrix." - Combat Bob |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/25/2004 7:13:10 AM | Message Detail |
| I was in Illinois at the time. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: MrCrowley | Posted: 2/25/2004 7:15:32 AM | Message Detail |
| weird. and you're how old now? anywhere near
mattoon when you lived there? --- "IMO, KoRn's Munky Is Much Better Than Jimi Hendrix." - Combat Bob |
| From: IHateFrasierCrane | Posted: 2/25/2004 7:15:41 AM | Message Detail |
| That though was kind of good because I scored
Andrea from third base. You too??? --- Oh, maybe it's not green. Anyway this is what I sleep in sometimes. |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/25/2004 7:18:45 AM | Message Detail |
| weird. and you're how old now? anywhere near
mattoon when you lived there? I'm sixteen and I was in Springfield. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: Scary Raebbit | Posted: 2/25/2004 7:19:40 AM | Message Detail |
| June 6th --- '(―_/ν―μ)―) Student at Kess LUEniversity-Roommate: XarrinNM /―_) |_|\_\ Board 17779 or 1606 | Quote |
| From: MrCrowley | Posted: 2/25/2004 7:20:26 AM | Message Detail |
| spooky. alright then. --- "IMO, KoRn's Munky Is Much Better Than Jimi Hendrix." - Combat Bob |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/25/2004 7:21:52 AM | Message Detail |
| spooky. alright then. What's spooky? --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/25/2004 8:15:22 PM | Message Detail |
| May 11th If I lived alone I would probably die. I would not have any money. I wouldn't have a job. And couldn't drive a car the only way I could get anything would be to walk for miles. And steal it. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: Toad2 | Posted: 2/25/2004 8:23:13 PM | Message Detail |
| September 12th. --- You're Winner! |
| From: alan reap | Posted: 2/25/2004 8:25:36 PM | Message Detail |
| The super car is an awesome idea. --- No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise. -Rorschach, The Watchmen |
| From: Theworm826 | Posted: 2/25/2004 8:26:21 PM | Message Detail |
| April 1st (gotta do april fools
day) --- (413) 747-3852 Feel Free to prank that #, I hate that kid |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/26/2004 3:34:30 AM | Message Detail |
| September 12th The T.V. shows I like are WWF Monday Night Raw. WCW Monday Nitro. WCW Saturday Night. WCW Pro Wrestling. I like those shows. April 1st On Easter we should do stuff. Like Easter stuff. I don't know what stuff. But I should do stuff. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: Agonized Flyer | Posted: 2/26/2004 3:36:48 AM | Message Detail |
| Haha, this is great. Jan. 28 --- CNN sucks. Fox sucks more. |
| From: Vicious1337 | Posted: 2/26/2004 3:38:07 AM | Message Detail |
| don't worry, some of the fans still scare us
too... --- Debate tommorow for my Socials class. Marxism vs. Capitalism! ~ Sniper604 I read the title as Marvel vs. Capcom... ~ dj kornphlake |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/26/2004 3:43:27 AM | Message Detail |
| January 28th I feel foolish when I get a bad grade. Or when I do something bad. I feel foolish then. And any time I do something bad. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/26/2004 1:37:56 PM | Message Detail |
| bump. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: Umaro | Posted: 2/26/2004 1:44:15 PM | Message Detail |
| April 29th! --- I like to move it move it. CDI |
| From: Sugarbaby | Posted: 2/26/2004 1:46:57 PM | Message Detail |
| March 27 and April 5 --- A piece of advice for you- the best cure for a hangover is to drink some more. ~My brother |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/26/2004 1:47:38 PM | Message Detail |
| No April 29th... for whatever reason there is
nothing between April 27th and May 4th... so here's April
27th April 27th If I were omnipresent I would see what people do. That would be interesting. To see what people do. In private. At all times. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: MarylandBluesfan | Posted: 2/26/2004 1:49:59 PM | Message Detail |
| February 2nd My idea of a super car is a car that is huge. baseball basketball & football fields in it. So when you are driving you could play sports in it. And it would be solar powered. Best. Car. Evar. January 26. (gotta do my birthday!) --- "Completely baffled by a backward indication that an inspired word will come across your tongue..." I believe in life before death. |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/26/2004 1:52:21 PM | Message Detail |
| March 27th My goals for the fourth quarter are to get straight A's. And do very good in every thing. And not do bad in anything. Those are my goals. --- There is no April 5th entry... in fact there is nothing from April 4th to April 12th... odd. Here is April 3rd. April 3rd For Easter I will go to my grandma's house. And eat. I will get a easter basket. And do other stuff. --- January 26th I'd rather be no one other than myself. Because I am happy. I'd rather be me. I am me. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: JacenSolo | Posted: 2/26/2004 1:56:48 PM | Message Detail |
| Your birthday --- Supporter of PETA People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/26/2004 1:57:52 PM | Message Detail |
| I've got a summer birth day
unfortunately. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/27/2004 3:30:29 AM | Message Detail |
| February 11th Once I had a nightmare about when I was at school. And everyone turned into stuffed teddy bears. But they could still talk. Than my nightmare stopped. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: AndrevianGholorm | Posted: 2/27/2004 3:36:07 AM | Message Detail |
| March 18th! (If it's not Spring
Break) --- *Checks the temperature of hell. -45degrees* AnimeFanTriple6 That must be wrong cause I know I haven't had sex yet.. -Glugory2 Neither have I. -Hideki |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/27/2004 3:37:55 AM | Message Detail |
| March 18th I'd give anything to always be happy. I would give anything to go to a WWF Wrestlemania event. I would do anything to see a professional sports game. I would do anything for these. I'd like to do them. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: Fragman | Posted: 2/27/2004 3:44:00 AM | Message Detail |
| Oct. 15th. --- "It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept." -Calvin |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/27/2004 3:46:13 AM | Message Detail |
| October 15th People that are annoying bother me. It bothers me if I am late for school. It bothers me if I forget anything. It bothers me if I have to go to the store. These things bother me. I do not like them. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: white pelican | Posted: 2/27/2004 4:03:32 AM | Message Detail |
| November
5th. --- Hmm...interesting. |
| From: The Hulkster II | Posted: 2/27/2004 4:06:35 AM | Message Detail |
| Dec. 19th --- And That is True! www.widescreen.org |
| From: Tenkz | Posted: 2/27/2004 4:17:09 AM | Message Detail |
| Oct. 22 --- Signature Max 2 lines, 160 characters total |
| From: Pinball | Posted: 2/27/2004 4:19:25 AM | Message Detail |
| April 29 --- Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. |
| From: GM Spark | Posted: 2/27/2004 4:26:40 AM | Message Detail |
| March 19. --- 'Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.' - Jack Handey |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/27/2004 4:28:37 AM | Message Detail |
| No April 29th, as there is no April 29th
entry. October 22nd Someday I wish to become a writer or a sports player. I like to write alot. I like to play sports. That is why I want to become one of these. November 5th My greatest worry is going to heaven. Since I want to there. Since it is all nifty. I wish to go there. December 19th Jesus is a great spirit. He is the Son of God. I appreciate him dying for my sins. I think Jesus is an awesome God. He is nifty. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/27/2004 4:30:33 AM | Message Detail |
| March 19th My favorite book is My life as afterthought astronaut. Because it is cool. It is written by Bill Myers. It is cool. I like it. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: doughreyme | Posted: 2/27/2004 4:33:13 AM | Message Detail |
| These are awesome. How about February 14th, or
April 1st? --- "Y halo thar!" DaNo1Stunna on Conan O'Brien. 2/6/04 http://www.freewebs.com/doughreyme/ |
| From: Muk1000 | Posted: 2/27/2004 4:34:50 AM | Message Detail |
| March 12 And didn't you get your sister pregnant and end up running away? Did I miss some part of the story? --- {34} "English side ruined! Must use French instructions! Le grille?! What the hell is that?!" ~ Homer Simpson |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/27/2004 4:39:26 AM | Message Detail |
| I already posted April 1st, and there is no
February 14th entry, but here is the next best thing... February
13th. Februar 13th (Yes I actually left off the y...) On time I had a wierd dream. I was eating pickles. I was in a hay stack. It was strange. Didn't like it. Teacher Comment: !! --- March 12th My recipe for a perfect day is a 70 degree day. With lots of sunshine. And no Rain. And lots of fun. That is my perfect day. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
| From: MikeSanders | Posted: 2/27/2004 4:39:56 AM | Message Detail |
And didn't you get your sister pregnant and end up running away? Did I miss some part of the story? Yes I did, and no you didn't. --- I fear Dr. Morbis - Official KING of the Action 52 boards - |
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