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From: Pestilence | Posted: 3/1/2004 3:17:23 PM | Message Detail
I ripped a loud one in the quiet slow mo jumping scene in Free Willy.

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CJayC can spot a TOS violation from a mile away but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
From: Spider man fan | Posted: 3/1/2004 5:44:28 PM | Message Detail

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/|,-‘`¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_ The only way he will give you mercy is if you
(`\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-, do a barrel roll everyday
From: JaguarXZ523031 | Posted: 3/1/2004 5:50:58 PM | Message Detail
Today in fourth mod

Only two people heard it though...
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Carolina is utter trash when he's not on the floor (we move up to recyclables when he is).-Maffew32 on Raymond Felton
From: Idiots4Dummies | Posted: 3/1/2004 10:23:40 PM | Message Detail
bummmmmmmmmp
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Remember when we were in Africa?
From: frenchy7 | Posted: 3/1/2004 10:41:00 PM | Message Detail
taggage
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Bettter to have scared the hell out of someone than to have it still in them.
From: Dante demon killer | Posted: 3/2/2004 11:24:13 AM | Message Detail
up
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http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=12007602
PAL Gamers board petition
From: dragon pk | Posted: 3/2/2004 1:24:31 PM | Message Detail
ok ... A year back me and a couple of friends were going to the cinema , We went to see a pokemon movie ( the fad was at the time) and at the start when it says u , pg , 12 , 15 , 18.. It said U and this little girl shouts out THIS IS A U!!! i reductanly souted out YA DONT SaY!!!!!!!!!!!! everyone tarted laughing and i got pretty embarased But that was a minor problem compared to what happend next ...,At the end of the movie ash fell on his front.His ass was in the air and god must have been punishing me for what happend early because the loudest thing that you ever heard come from myself! I got the whole cinema laughing and my friend thought it was actully the film.He said he thought it was the film because it was so loud1The sm,all hit us all and ass i stuck popcorn up my nose people started chocking!The rest of the film was missed becauase of me! Funnt tho but i seen a line of ppl trying to get thier money back!
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Who likes a warm toilet seat , Not me . It means someones backside has recently been on it :S
From: Seiichi Omori | Posted: 3/2/2004 1:25:56 PM | Message Detail
Years ago, in High School English class.

Ditto, except it was FRIGGIN' LOUD!
I don't remember a smell, so it was probably a "clean" one.

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*no caps*
From: stinkypants | Posted: 3/2/2004 1:55:55 PM | Message Detail
cant...stop....laughing....
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Man do I ever need a beer. Beer the breakfast of champions or drunks I forget which.
From: punktank45 | Posted: 3/2/2004 2:00:17 PM | Message Detail
It was late at night and I was in my room crusing on LUE. All day my stomach has been bothering me I just felt like complete junk. So anyway im sitting in my chair and all of the sudden BOOM it happend I farted it wasn't an ordinary fart it smelled like the devil himself. My dog started acting real funny and he started to gag and make real funny noises with his nose (seriously). I laughed for like 10 minutes because my dog was choking on my fart.
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I'm in need of medical attention
From: Asskicker2004 | Posted: 3/2/2004 2:19:38 PM | Message Detail
tag
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A: Statement B is true
B: Statement A is false
From: Handish2000 | Posted: 3/2/2004 2:31:05 PM | Message Detail
Back in 5th grade, I had to take DARE, and we all had to give these dumb speeches about what we learned. One of my friends had just finished his speech in very "cut to scene" fashion, something like "And that's what I learned about drugs."

Right at the end of "drugs" I let out the biggest ass bomb of my life. It was like a motorcycle starting, and the sound lasted about 30 seconds. It smelled like someone had been rolled down a hill in a porta-potty.

I never had to give my speech though, I was sent home XD
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I HAVE FURY!!
From: KingYoshi | Posted: 3/3/2004 11:18:39 PM | Message Detail
tag
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"How do you know that you exist? Maybe we don't exist." -Vivi
From: Polished Car | Posted: 3/4/2004 8:51:40 AM | Message Detail
bumpers
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The beatings will cease once morale improves.
From: bbbd | Posted: 3/4/2004 8:52:57 AM | Message Detail
english class
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"As far as I am concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing" George Carlin
From: Asskicker2004 | Posted: 3/4/2004 9:07:38 AM | Message Detail
BUMP
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A: Statement B is true
B: Statement A is false
From: zidane11221 | Posted: 3/4/2004 9:17:14 AM | Message Detail
BUMP!
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Pseudointellectual = Full of pretentious nonsense and largely incoherent ramblings
From: Dante demon killer | Posted: 3/5/2004 9:51:40 AM | Message Detail
bummmp
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http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=12007602
PAL Gamers board petition temp. Board - 1785
From: Spider man fan | Posted: 3/5/2004 12:29:29 PM | Message Detail
bumpo
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/|,-‘`¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_ The only way he will give you mercy is if you
( `\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-, do a barrel roll everyday
From: deathisnear | Posted: 3/5/2004 2:01:58 PM | Message Detail
tag
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you summon the powers of LUE for dating advice? That's like summoning the powers of the devil to direct the next episode of barney and friends- Vicious 1337
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