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| From: Dante demon killer | Posted: 2/24/2004 8:00:08 AM | Message Detail |
| bumpp --- http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=12007602 PAL Gamers board petition |
| From: Gbness | Posted: 2/24/2004 11:44:15 AM | Message Detail |
| I once made a silent, but smelly fart in church.
Several people began sniffing. They couldn't hear it, but it stunk
up the church. My parents got mad as hell at
me. --- Gbness | FAQs: 19 - 2300K | CRP: 32454 Space Harrier: Board 19313 |
| From: Spider man fan | Posted: 2/24/2004 1:33:44 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- /|,-‘`¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_ The only way he will give you mercy is if you ( `\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-, do a barrel roll everyday |
| From: Seiichi Omori | Posted: 2/24/2004 1:35:44 PM | Message Detail |
| I ripped a huge one in an English class in 7th
grade. Man, you coulda probably heard it down the
hall! --- *no caps* |
| From: Broke Damage Limit | Posted: 2/24/2004 1:49:41 PM | Message Detail |
| I remember in junior high we were outside on
the track doing sprints--well this fat kid had to run and he got to
the line...read...set...go...he took off and let out the loudest rip
u ever heard---and it wouldnt stop--it was one of the ones that
would sneak out with every step. So he runs the sprint, with
everyone laughing---then the gym teacher makes it worse--it goes,
"If you were doing that for extra speed, it didnt work." we all
burst out laughing harder...poor fat kid eventually got hooked on
coke... LMAO --- "You can do all them push-ups to pump up your chest. I've got a 12 gauge Marksburg to pump up your chest."- 50 Cent |
| From: EMIK | Posted: 2/24/2004 1:54:09 PM | Message Detail |
| Well I was in a small square corridor sort of
thing where we line up for registration, with my
friends. We're all dudes, so in the spirit of the season, I turn around and let a huge one rip. Mission accomplished, I turn round to see the hottest girl in the school, who had just entered.. How me and my friends laughed. --- Lisa: They're trying to eliminate the competition! Bart: You mean like Microsoft? |
| From: Khaos25 | Posted: 2/24/2004 1:59:48 PM | Message Detail |
| *farts while XDing* --- "If a dude showed his wang to your girl, what would you do?" "Pull out my wang and have a wangsaber battle." - CowTippa |
| From: miracle gamer | Posted: 2/24/2004 2:11:32 PM | Message Detail |
| I have the ultimate story. Ok, you know when you get gas, and you release lots and lots of those tiny, noisy farts that dont stink? Well, I had a REALLY bad case of those. When i get those bad, I'll fart for days at a time. Well, on the week of the test finals at school, I got it. So I'm sitting in Algebra class a trying my best to hold it in. The pressure is building, and my guts are whining and moaning and making all other sorts of noises. People are looking at me with the O_o expression on their faces. So for TWO HOURS this proceeded, I asked the teacher to go to the bathroom. "No" was her reply. I returned to my seat, and I could not hold it anymore. I let off a huge, ripping fart that echoed throughout the classroom, and laughter boomed. I ran up to the front to get permission to go to the bathroom again. I was allowed, and ran outside, only to remember that the bathroom is RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO MY CLASSROOM. At that point I didn't care. I ran in, undid the belt and all that, sat down, and released another fart. This one dwarfed the other in every way. It sounded like a volcano was erupting, and it lasted for 15 solid seconds, ending with a squirt and whine. The mirror in there shook with its sheer force. The sound, amplified by the enclosed space of the bathroom, passed through the walls and into the classroom. Laugter erupted, and I walked back into class with a sheepish grin on my face. Summary:I let out a huge fart in the classroom, then ran to the bathroom and let out one that was easily 20x louder. --- "The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep."-Weird Al Yankovic, "Horoscope For Today" |
| From: DragonMaster42 | Posted: 2/24/2004 2:32:26 PM | Message Detail |
| tag |
| From: Dante demon killer | Posted: 2/25/2004 11:57:41 AM | Message Detail |
| LOL!!!! Keep them coming. --- http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=12007602 PAL Gamers board petition |
| From: Sugarbaby | Posted: 2/25/2004 3:54:38 PM | Message Detail |
| More! --- A piece of advice for you- the best cure for a hangover is to drink some more. ~My brother |
| From: Polished Car | Posted: 2/25/2004 6:18:42 PM | Message Detail |
| bump3 --- The beatings will cease once morale improves. |
| From: Spider man fan | Posted: 2/25/2004 8:48:18 PM | Message Detail |
--- /|,-‘`¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_ The only way he will give you mercy is if you ( `\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-,do a barrel roll everyday |
| From: Unholy Spirit | Posted: 2/25/2004 9:21:02 PM | Message Detail |
| Okay, this story isn't one of my farts, but it
was my friend. Okay, so for school, many many years ago in religion class (yes we did have those) we visited many different churches. So we were sitting down as the priest was talking, and my friend had to fart. So of course he was trying to keep it in, but soon after he had to burp, out of control he let out a burp and since it got him by surprise he stopped concentrating on his fart. Thus, he burped and let out a huge fart! Haha, it was great. --- "There do you like these boobies now? There's drawings on them. You like that right?" Orochi Norimaro's girlfriend after seeing his hentai. |
| From: Idiots4Dummies | Posted: 2/25/2004 9:24:22 PM | Message Detail |
| My history last year was really uptight about
eating in the classroom, if he caught you, he would give you a
detention in a heartbeat. One day, my friend was just dying to eat, so he asked to go to the bathroom, and he came back in with a bag of fritos hidden in his pants. He was extra cautious about not making much noise opening the bag (Not sure why he didn't in the hallway). But, he was really straining himself during it and... -Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiip- He shouted, "Ah damnit!" and chucked the bag of fritos against the wall out of frutration. --- Remember when we were in Africa? |
| From: Ides Of March 315 | Posted: 2/25/2004 9:28:57 PM | Message Detail |
| waffle status: ROFFLED UP THE ****ING
WAZOO! ...Ahem... --- BOARD 8621! Sign the Guestbook! Teh Sig |
| From: De Evolution | Posted: 2/25/2004 9:44:56 PM | Message Detail |
| FUNNIEST TOPIC SINCE SEXUAL SCHOOL/LOCKER ROOM
EXPERIENCES. --- "By coming to LUE, you have pretty basically committed every sin possible.- Sabre56 |
| From: SpiffyKavu | Posted: 2/25/2004 9:52:43 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- "Awesome...awesome to the max" ¬_¬ |
| From: PugTheNinja | Posted: 2/25/2004 9:54:52 PM | Message Detail |
| just before going to be one night (had boxer
shorts on) i was in my brothers room, when i felt the sudden urge to
fart. my brother was sitting on a bean bag playing sony so creeped
up behind him and let it rip, right on the top of his head., then my
brother shreiked as i had actually followed through and poo was
leaking down my leg onto his head. he then proceeded to wipe the poo
reminence onto my cousins blanket (they share a room).Anyways i
laughed and my brother went and had a shower and forgot about the
poo blanket, later in the night my cousin came into my room looking
for another blanket, i asked him what he was doing and he said my
bed smells like poo, and i said yeh i dropped 1 on your blanket.
Hmmm those were the days --- Pug Limecat is not pleased.... |
| From: SnareKick23 | Posted: 2/25/2004 9:55:06 PM | Message Detail |
| i was stoned with my gf (i almost never smoke
btw) and we were laying bed. she was behind me as i was laying on my
right side. she cuddled up to me and we were spooning when i let out
a silent one. she started laughing and told me she could feel the
fart wind on her leg. i just giggled. --- Master Drummer of the Dreadnaught Clan. -I miss the comfort in being sad- |
| From: wangabanga | Posted: 2/25/2004 9:57:24 PM | Message Detail |
| I was at the doctor, for a checkup, and he was
funkin with my junk, and inintentionally I let one slide into his
face. It was one of those ones that drags out, too, and it was
squeky. Then,I farted infront of the class during a presentataion, it was a phatty ripper. That would suck though, if your partner farted during teh buttsecks. >_< --- So what if I have no sig. Wait a second..... |
| From: xcsemtex | Posted: 2/25/2004 10:01:37 PM | Message Detail |
| i cant really think of one, but in 8th grade in
a studyhall sort of class my friend says "you guys wanna hear a fart?" and we say "sure, go ahead" then it was dead quiet, and he let one of the loudest farts ive ever heard. we were dying for a good 5 minutes. --- "I already know I am going to hell so I might as well take the express lane." -Scott Manlove (my english teacher) |
| From: Idiots4Dummies | Posted: 2/25/2004 11:27:06 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- Remember when we were in Africa? |
| From: Dante demon killer | Posted: 2/26/2004 4:35:11 AM | Message Detail |
| LOL!!!! --- http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=12007602 PAL Gamers board petition |
| From: Spider man fan | Posted: 2/26/2004 12:52:55 PM | Message Detail |
--- /|,-‘¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_ The only way he will give you mercy is if you ( `\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-, do a barrel roll everyday |
| From: Dante demon killer | Posted: 2/26/2004 6:08:49 PM | Message Detail |
--- http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=12007602 PAL Gamers board petition |
| From: THeMUzikMaN | Posted: 2/26/2004 6:51:02 PM | Message Detail |
| Man, I remembered the wrestling one. XD
Two humorous ones. Well, I was at a public pool a year or two ago, and I was minding my own business. Well, I'm swimming from side to side underwater, and as I'm going, I let out a very large fart. now this would have been no big deal, except out of nowhere this girl (horseplaying with her friends) drifted right over me. So basically, she was right at the surface, her head above the water, just as all these toxic bubbles rose to the surface and started popping in her face. Probably scarred her for life. Now the great one. OFFENSIVE! I'm in Algebra a couple years ago, a freshman. Well, we're all taking notes, and I have this massive overload of liquid love boiling. Just as I try and get my book out of my backpack, I let out a mammoth shot of vaporized death onto the person next to me, and felt more coming. I quickly get up, asked to be excused. A friend sees me and knows what happened (I'm clenching my ass at this point as I leave the room for fear of letting something out), so he was laughing as I walk into the bathroom..... right next door. Sit down, and the second my ass makes contact with the seat, the loudest, wettest, worst smelling blast of gas flies out of my ass, along with the chunky soup, which causes water to splash all over my ass. While trying to clean the mess up, I'm still firing off round after round of methane tornado. By this point, multiple people have walked by the bathroom, some attempting to walk in. Only thing I heard though was each person walking away in laughter. Finally I get cleaned up, and approach class. Walking down the hall comes the grand finale of the show, causing ripples to go through my pants and up the back of my shirt as the burning feel of my asscheeks slapping together overwhelms me. Let's just say everyone in the class heard the trumpets that I played. --- Current: Title Screen. NURBS: 18. Lights: 8. Ship Polygons: 1,388 The New Confederation - Designing your dreams. |
| From: bros | Posted: 2/26/2004 7:13:25 PM | Message Detail |
| Lol!!! --- So, in order to make Limecat and me happy there's one thing you should do, and I'm sure you know what that is. Yes, it's a barrel roll- Math Murderer |
| From: Chinballz | Posted: 2/26/2004 7:40:32 PM | Message Detail |
| I'm in Algebra a couple years ago, a
freshman. Well, we're all taking notes, and I have this massive
overload of liquid love boiling. Just as I try and get my book out
of my backpack, I let out a mammoth shot of vaporized death onto the
person next to me, and felt more coming. I quickly get up, asked to
be excused. A friend sees me and knows what happened (I'm clenching
my ass at this point as I leave the room for fear of letting
something out), so he was laughing as I walk into the bathroom.....
right next door. Sit down, and the second my ass makes contact with
the seat, the loudest, wettest, worst smelling blast of gas flies
out of my ass, along with the chunky soup, which causes water to
splash all over my ass. While trying to clean the mess up, I'm still
firing off round after round of methane tornado. By this point,
multiple people have walked by the bathroom, some attempting to walk
in. Only thing I heard though was each person walking away in
laughter. Finally I get cleaned up, and approach class. Walking down
the hall comes the grand finale of the show, causing ripples to go
through my pants and up the back of my shirt as the burning feel of
my asscheeks slapping together overwhelms me. Let's just say
everyone in the class heard the trumpets that I
played. That was quite possibly the funniest fart related thing I've ever read. --- Only on GameFAQs will you see someone named Chinballz point out bad grammar. - S HIRYU |
| From: Idiots4Dummies | Posted: 2/26/2004 9:10:23 PM | Message Detail |
| up up and away... --- Remember when we were in Africa? |
| From: MontyTheMoogle3 | Posted: 2/26/2004 9:47:40 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag!!! --- I am Marz's brother. |
| From: Idiots4Dummies | Posted: 2/27/2004 12:23:06 AM | Message Detail |
| Oh come on, I wanna read some more stories that
involve farting. --- Remember when we were in Africa? |
| From: Mithel | Posted: 2/27/2004 12:39:13 AM | Message Detail |
This one happened quite a few years ago, but every time I think about it I laugh: I was about 16 at the time and my two younger brothers were about 9 and 10. Anyway we were big wrestling fans at the time so we decided to have a wrestling match in the living room while our parents were at work. We rearranged the furniture so that we were enclosed in a ring of sofas and chairs. After 15 minutes of elbow drops, sleeper holds, and boston crabs my youngest brother went for the pin by folding my legs back almost behind my head leaving my ass up in the air right below his face (essentially he turned me into a human air cannon) As soon as my other brother, who was refereeing started counting, I let out the most horrific, disgusting, vile, thunderclap of a fart ever known to mankind. It was if an invisible hand shot out of my colon and punched him in the face because he fell back with such force he started crying! I quickly got up and rolled him up for the 1, 2, 3. XDXDXDXDXDXD/10 --- The ocular accessories! They serve no true function! ~krazywombatpeople |
| From: UltimateWhiteNinja | Posted: 2/27/2004 12:43:17 AM | Message Detail |
| not the worst, but worth a post. in the 7th
grade(were seniors now) my besat friend, whom i was sitting next to
at the time, puked all over his desk due to a bad muffin...everyone
was staring at him in utter silence and he was getting embaressed.
so i braced my desk and pushed out a good 5 seconder...needless to say i srew the attention away from him... --- SWG name: Epaaj Sahagin Server: Flurry |
| From: Suzar | Posted: 2/27/2004 12:57:15 AM | Message Detail |
| XD Taggage® --- "Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb" -Dark Helmet |
| From: black hawk | Posted: 2/27/2004 12:59:13 AM | Message Detail |
| TAG. --- Uhhh...i was at the flower shop too.Yup, getting drunk at the ol' flower shop. homer simpson check quote in profile |
| From: enjoisk8ing | Posted: 2/27/2004 1:17:10 AM | Message Detail |
| ok, this ones awesome in sixth grade (i'm a freshmen now) we were all sitting in gy, class. We all had squads, or rows we sat on on the gym floor. My bowels begin to react after stretching, and this was after lunch too. Forced to be quiet under threat of detention, I sat there, ass bubling for about 5 mins. Everyone is PERFECTLY SILENT, no exxageration, perfect silence. 12 seconds of pain rose from what was my ass on the gym floor. NOTE: THis was a hardwood gym floor that my ass was against, the gym is large and sound reflects really well. EVERYONE busts out laughing! The other side of the gym could smell it, so we went outside and ran a mile, needless to say we left the door open! ( was that the most descreet tag or what?? ::is a ninja::) --- The only emo fan of board 402....... I am a 1337 emo....loving......ninja |
| From: GoOd NaMeS GoNe | Posted: 2/27/2004 1:20:52 AM | Message Detail |
| During a science test a let a loud squeaker go
by accident. I looked at the guy next to me and moved over like he
was totally disgusting. They thought it was him too XD --- I R Kool |
| From: Polished Car | Posted: 2/27/2004 6:04:52 AM | Message Detail |
| needs more posts |
| From: THeMUzikMaN | Posted: 2/27/2004 10:08:22 AM | Message Detail |
| Bump for justice! --- Current: Title Screen. NURBS: 18. Lights: 8. Ship Polygons: 1,388 The New Confederation - Designing your dreams. |
| From: SnareKick23 | Posted: 2/27/2004 7:49:58 PM | Message Detail |
| blump --- Master Drummer of the Dreadnaught Clan. -I miss the comfort in being sad- |
| From: Smartestmanalive | Posted: 2/27/2004 7:55:46 PM | Message Detail |
| The worst place would have to be when I
purposely let a huge stinky one go right in this kid's face, then I
got suspended. The funniest? When I was standing at my locker and
this girl who had a bottom locker was on her knees and her face was
near my ass, I let the hugest one go right in her face and she was
like "Oh my God! You sick bastard!" --- <BLATANT RIPOFF>In theory, you would only need one time traveller convention</BLATANT RIPOFF> |
| From: Smartestmanalive | Posted: 2/27/2004 8:07:01 PM | Message Detail |
| Actually, the funniest time I ever farted was
when I was in biology class, I was letting go silent ones, but they
were incredibly putrid, even I was kind of gagging on them, people
are smelling it, but not really saying anything, I finally say,
"Chris Kieshnik crapped his pants!" to explain the smell, everyone
didn't think it was for real. Then he left the room and I stopped
farting for some reason, then as soon as he came back I started
again, so this validated my claims, plus some kid claimed he saw a
brown spot on the kid's pants. He still gets made fun of for that to
this day. --- <BLATANT RIPOFF>In theory, you would only need one time traveller convention</BLATANT RIPOFF> |
| From: neubs | Posted: 2/27/2004 8:27:12 PM | Message Detail |
When I received the Nobel Peace Prize I ripped one so potent that I tarnished the gilded surface. --- Admiral of the Turkish Navy. |
| From: BoomaDude | Posted: 2/27/2004 8:34:15 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- What's wrong with LUE? Oh right the CANCER. (Phantasy Star Online characters in quote) |
| From: Master Hand | Posted: 2/27/2004 8:42:22 PM | Message Detail |
| We rearranged the furniture so that we were
enclosed in a ring of sofas and chairs. After 15 minutes of elbow
drops, sleeper holds, and boston crabs my youngest brother went for
the pin by folding my legs back almost behind my head leaving my ass
up in the air right below his face (essentially he turned me into a
human air cannon) As soon as my other brother, who was refereeing
started counting, I let out the most horrific, disgusting, vile,
thunderclap of a fart ever known to mankind. It was if an invisible
hand shot out of my colon and punched him in the face because he
fell back with such force he started crying! I quickly got up and
rolled him up for the 1, 2, 3. OMFG LMAO!!! --- There is no signature. There is only your mind. |
| From: Master Hand | Posted: 2/27/2004 8:50:28 PM | Message Detail |
| I farted so loud my anus bled. Too bad I'm
lying. --- There is no signature. There is only your mind. |
| From: dragonrider74 | Posted: 2/28/2004 9:17:29 AM | Message Detail |
| Once on a camping trip, I went to a seafood
restaurant with my family. The only thing i had there was Clam
Chowder and a plate full of various deep-fried seafood. There must
have been something in the food, because I felt like barfing that
night. I managed not to, thankfully. Later that night, I woke up and
felt a Gigantic force at my backdoor. Not wanting to make the
trip up to the bathroom, I forced myself to hold it in. In the
morning, however, the force was too great and I had to slip on some
shorts and a shirt and make my way to the bathroom. When I got
there, I ran into the only open stall. As soon as my cheeks touched
the seat, my butt did it's impression of Mt. Saint Helens, complete
with explosions, hot, soupy, filth, and a stench that must've spread
across the entire campground. After this experience, I almost felt
like the weightlifter who burst his ***. --- "Aye, its colder than a witches teat with a brass bra, doing pushups in the snow!"- My brother Lv.8 Mystic Wanderer (Vagrant Story) |
| From: Spider man fan | Posted: 2/29/2004 12:33:55 PM | Message Detail |
--- /|,-‘`¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_ The only way he will give you mercy is i you ( `\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-, do a barrel roll everyday |
| From: Sugarbaby | Posted: 3/1/2004 3:16:00 PM | Message Detail |
| *gives this the best topic award* --- A piece of advice for you- the best cure for a hangover is to drink some more. ~My brother |
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