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| From: Polished Car | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:22:32 PM | Message Detail |
| I like to build up the pressure in my rectum and
just let it explode all at once. It's like a nuclear bubble
exploding out my ass, except it feels good. All this tension and
pressure builds up and it all gets released in one moment of glory.
You might say that since it stretches the rectum it would be
uncomfortable, but I find it a pleasurable sensation. And the smell
that follows reminds me of a fine cheese that you would get at one
of those snooty restaurants.. So how do I do it? It's aaall in the sphincter muscles, my friend. --- The beatings will cease once morale improves. |
| From: tobymac | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:23:01 PM | Message Detail |
| o_0; --- Cum magico pullo non pugna. |
| From: SephClone89 | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:23:44 PM | Message Detail |
| Dear God... --- "She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care." Ticket To Ride, John Lennon |
| From: NLBgangsta | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:23:50 PM | Message Detail |
| WTF?....0_o --- "where can i download a modem, mine doesnt work" - o0o Eclipse o0o |
| From: Little Green Yoda | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:24:35 PM | Message Detail |
| Polished Car makes the BEST topics
ever!! --- Sig pending |
| From: BlackNinjaVinny | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:24:36 PM | Message Detail |
| I love stretching my rectum, too! You know when
you have a big dump waiting to exit? I just love holding it in,
releiving some of the pressure and then tightening again. Feels
great. --- It's funny who Atheists scream for when they're on there death beds. - My Grandpa Catholic and proud of it. |
| From: ShadowySonic | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:25:14 PM | Message Detail |
| ... --- http://www.kabutroid.com/planetzebeth/ Planet Zebeth: Metroid with a twist |
| From: Machiavelii | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:25:34 PM | Message Detail |
| It's like a nuclear bubble exploding out my
ass LOL! --- …../|,-‘`¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_……… …( `\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-, …. He can see j00! |
| From: Iguana Spunk | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:27:54 PM | Message Detail |
| ... --- Kirby Says: (oO_o)o WTF?!? |
| From: mrguytodd | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:27:59 PM | Message Detail |
| I just wish that farting wasn't considered indecent, because it's really uncomfortable when you have to hold it in in public >:( and then when it's unbearable so you let it go and everyone gives you this stare, it really pisses me off. |
| From: K Project | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:28:03 PM | Message Detail |
| No pics, videos, or erotic literature.
EVER. --- Oh, so now you're saying that stealing the internet isn't feasible? Pft, newb. - outheresomeplace *eternally praises freakish thunder* |
| From: CLOUDJU | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:29:57 PM | Message Detail |
| Dear god... --- When life hands you lemons... YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND YOU EAT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!! |
| From: Polished Car | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:31:12 PM | Message Detail |
| I just wish that farting wasn't considered
indecent, because it's really uncomfortable when you have to hold it
in in public >:( and then when it's unbearable so you let it go
and everyone gives you this stare, it really pisses me
off. I was in the library the other day and I had to fart bad. I thought to myself that if I held it in it would be uncomfortable and if I tried to let it out slowly it would probably squeal, so I just went for it and let it rip. It was a huge one. A bunch of guys next to me were laughing for like a minute. --- The beatings will cease once morale improves. |
| From: irie | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:31:38 PM | Message Detail |
| big dump>>>>expert
fart --- "Just cuz I'm paranoid, doesn't mean that they aren't out to get me." -- KC |
| From: Darth Meatloaf | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:32:27 PM | Message Detail |
| BEST. TOPIC. EVAR. -Darth Meatloaf- --- Proud Moderator of KessNET <>><<> Piraténinja - Member of the Official Medli Fan Club - |
| From: Link719 | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:32:36 PM | Message Detail |
| * head explodes * --- (insert fashionable CJayC quote here) |
| From: The Aaron | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:34:31 PM | Message Detail |
| *does a barrell roll* --- With great power, comes great responsibility. I told you my Kung Fu was better...Didn't I? |
| From: Scarey Lizzard | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:36:03 PM | Message Detail |
| LMAO.... --- I've had sex with three 17 year olds in the Janitor's Supply closet. There's nothing wrong with that, though. It's my closet after all.-World Affairs |
| From: THeMUzikMaN | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:36:05 PM | Message Detail |
| I've missed your topics, TI. I still remember
the one about your log at work. XD --- Current: Title Screen. NURBS: 18. Lights: 8. Ship Polygons: 1,388 The New Confederation - Designing your dreams. |
| From: THeMUzikMaN | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:37:49 PM | Message Detail |
| I thought to myself that if I held it in it
would be uncomfortable and if I tried to let it out slowly it would
probably squeal, so I just went for it and let it rip.
I did that in drafting a few days ago and unleashed a demon. Even the people with headphones on started laughing. --- Current: Title Screen. NURBS: 18. Lights: 8. Ship Polygons: 1,388 The New Confederation - Designing your dreams. |
| From: Polished Car | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:38:49 PM | Message Detail |
| I love stretching my rectum, too! You know
when you have a big dump waiting to exit? I just love holding it in,
releiving some of the pressure and then tightening again. Feels
great. I totally know what you mean, man. The longer you hold the dump in, the longer your prostate gets massaged. I'm like so damn horny by the time I unleash my goods. --- The beatings will cease once morale improves. |
| From: BlackNinjaVinny | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:40:22 PM | Message Detail |
| DUDE!! No wonder I'm horny when I'm hold a big
crap in! I forgot about that prostate deal! It all makes sense
now!! --- It's funny who Atheists scream for when they're on there death beds. - My Grandpa Catholic and proud of it. |
| From: Scooley01 | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:40:54 PM | Message Detail |
| Your head a
splode! --- |_[_]\_........._/[_]_| O-----O____O-----O Board suicides are like car wrecks...you don't want to stare but you can't look away |
| From: SS4Brolly | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:41:08 PM | Message Detail |
| ... --- "Within every fiber of your being, you truly are a Man-Slayer" www.CheapAssGamer.com - Links to the cheapest VG's on the net. |
| From: SiXeR | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:43:54 PM | Message Detail |
| Amen brother. --- THE HITS MADE ME DO IT Pm me at Blade Ace and I'll give you some free stuff :) |
| From: dark solid snake | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:47:53 PM | Message Detail |
| BEST. TOPIC. EV4R. --- Morgan Webb from TechTV's Xplay is HOT |
| From: Blood of Christ | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:48:40 PM | Message Detail |
| am... am i really your friend? --- <3 Tsunami Bomb 4\\itchy. tasty. |
| From: doggiecow | Posted: 2/18/2004 6:49:58 PM | Message Detail |
| SIGGED! --- I like to build up the pressure in my rectum and just let it explode all at once. -Polished Car |
| From: unicice | Posted: 2/18/2004 7:05:48 PM | Message Detail |
| XD! --- If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now. |
| From: Polished Car | Posted: 2/18/2004 7:06:30 PM | Message Detail |
| w00t!! --- The beatings will cease once morale improves. |
| From: Polished Car | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:03:45 PM | Message Detail |
| Scooly, your sig is hilarious --- The beatings will cease once morale improves. |
| From: doughreyme | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:04:39 PM | Message Detail |
| O_O... --- "Y halo thar!" DaNo1Stunna on Conan O'Brian. 2/6/04 http://www.freewebs.com/doughreyme/ |