 GameSpot GameBoy Advance GameCube PC PlayStation2 Xbox Game Rankings Game Boy Advance GameCube PC PlayStation 2 Xbox |
| GameFAQs Message Boards: Action - SG-1000 |
| Dragon
Wang |
| Message
Board Game Info | Reviews | Check Prices |
| Help with game pleez! |
| Mewtwo27 (32): Board List | Topic List | Post New Message | Log Out | Help |
| First Page | Previous Page | Page 3 of 3 |
| From: Mayhem King | Posted: 11/14/2003 8:39:57 PM | Message Detail |
| So many new questions! I must seek the wisdom
and teachings of Master Bates in order to properly answer. Please be
patient. I have summoned him through his handmaid Rosie. Master
Bates can be hard to reach but once gotten a hold of by his
handmaid, will come. A sudden manifestation of the essence of Dragon Wang will be forthcoming through Master Bates. According to Master Bates, Dragon Wang enlightenment is defined as the highest point of Dragon Wang excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure, and a powerful release followed by a fluid motion and an explosive burst of energy. Master Bates is a gift upon Dragon Wang enthusiasts world-wide. His way, is the way to true Dragon Wang mastery. Once I can get a hold of him, I'm sure he'll be excited. --- The Official Whacky World of Wyldcard board http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=32607 |
| From: SSJ Aipom | Posted: 11/14/2003 11:12:02 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh my Dragon Wang King, may I one day be able to
summon Master Bates? --- You just got N-gaged. |
| From: thug4life | Posted: 11/16/2003 1:35:31 PM | Message Detail |
| this is hillariosu --- power!!! shut up haitian. |
| From: Master Bae Shin | Posted: 11/17/2003 3:25:49 PM | Message Detail |
| It's okay; I'm here now. I find that, when playing with my Dragon Wang, it's better to play slowly, because when you get to the sweet, sweet end, it will be that much more pleasurable. Also, it's been reported that some Australian scientists claim that playing Dragon Wang at least twice a week is good for your health and prevents cancer. I disagree; you should play with your Dragon Wang at least five times a week to get the full experience. Also, I've noticed that some of you are having problems with your Dragon Wangs. Don't worry; this is a common occurrence, and there are several locations you can go to have it serviced. --- No! That was for my rebate. What the hell's "Party of Five?" |
| From: Evil Guy | Posted: 11/18/2003 3:25:22 PM | Message Detail |
| Who else thinks we should try and get the Head
Boss of Dragon Wang into next years charcter battle? I mean, how could he lose? Everyone who's ever beaten dragon wang even once knows what an incredible feeling it is once you finally reach the climax of the game and beat the head boss, and the final explosion is the best ending to any game ever! And despite this huge explosion, we all love to beat dragon wang again and again, day after day. No matter how long and hard the game may be, no matter whether we beat it alone or with friends, we always get that immense feeling of pleasure and satisfaction every time we see the familiar sight of the head boss exploding. That feeling of closeness and comraderie as you and your girlfriend work together along that hard shaft until you finally reach the head boss, we all know that nothing can top this! The Head Boss certainly deserves great respect as one of the greatest game characters ever known! --- "Dante is cool and all...but...he ain't no Q*Bert. Dante never face off with anyone as tough as THE PURPLE SNAKE" - DaveLikesOldCars |
| From: Theki11er | Posted: 11/29/2003 2:24:29 AM | Message Detail |
| Yes. You must bring Dragon Wang to your local
service center. Sure, you could probably do it yourself but if you
have the money, why not go to a professional? Just make sure you are
leaving Dragon Wang in good hands. You want to make sure that the
person handling Dragon Wang is a properly certified and trained
expert. I once had my Dragon Wang serviced by a professional when I was staying in Las Vegas for a gaming convention. Good results. Not only did she repair and service Dragon Wang, but she cleaned it before handing it back to me. Dragon Wang looked and played like new. The end result was certainly worth paying for. Highly recommended. I tried giving my Dragon Wang to a professional. I stuck it in the slot at the repair shop very hard, I was so anxious to play with it again. But the person there had no concept about working with Dragon Wangs, particularly the long version. They kept squeezing it very hard, I thought it was going to burst. I don't think I can recover from that experience. I'll never go with a professional again. I think next time I will just get some more Dragon Wangs to play with and replace the old ones. --- ~Ki11er |
| From: Mayhem King | Posted: 12/7/2003 3:18:30 PM | Message Detail |
| The Head Boss certainly deserves great
respect as one of the greatest game characters ever
known! I could not agree with you more! --- Interested in Islam, or just want to find out what Muslims are actually like? Come to board 10103 Interested in Judaism or just like Jews? Come to board 10026 |
| From: S H E P | Posted: 12/10/2003 9:27:52 PM | Message Detail |
| Head boss is very hard . he has that long shaft
to beat u with and his 2 lil friends help all the time .. no fair i
tell ya --- "Die, and be free of pain, or live, and fight your sorrow!" |
| From: Black Mist | Posted: 12/11/2003 4:27:53 AM | Message Detail |
| Not fair indeed. --- A samurai without war is like a bird without the sky. |
| From: Seif al Demfcane | Posted: 12/11/2003 10:40:16 AM | Message Detail |
| what has Dragon Wang come to? --- I always thought marriage was an institution. you have to be crazy to be committed -XKalibur Karma.. Who needs it? |
| From: Mayhem King | Posted: 12/12/2003 12:44:41 AM | Message Detail |
| what has Dragon Wang come to? A better question to ask might be, what has Dragon Wang come on? --- Interested in Islam, or just want to find out what Muslims are actually like? Come to board 10103 Interested in Judaism or just like Jews? Come to board 10026 |
| From: lordoftheunderworld | Posted: 12/13/2003 4:46:16 AM | Message Detail |
| This is gold... TAG --- I'm so hardcore I touch myself at night.......DURING THE DAY!!!!! - Overshot Toast |
| From: SFGamericaGuy14 | Posted: 12/14/2003 11:24:41 AM | Message Detail |
| Hey -- is DRAGON WANG a 1 player game or 2
player game???? ROFLMFAO --- Harrison Ford -- I didn't kill my wife! Tommy Lee Jones -- I don't care! |
| From: Goldenguy | Posted: 12/14/2003 12:36:12 PM | Message Detail |
| Lol. Great
topic. --- http://www.angelfire.com/in4/djasite/index.html My RPG development site. I need to update soon. |
| From: SuperCybershell13 | Posted: 12/14/2003 9:41:10 PM | Message Detail |
| XDXDXD --- Women are like Voltron, the more you can hook up, the better it gets. ~Tucker Red VS Blue |
| From: FLAMEpenguin | Posted: 12/15/2003 8:08:09 PM | Message Detail |
| I FOUND A NEW WAY TO BEAT THE
BOSS! Instead of fighting with a whacking motion, just give him a nice hard massage, i dont know why, but he still explodes. Possibly the kindness over loads his mind. meh. Also, on the title screen, go Up, down, left, right, then hold start to enter a mode of the game where the character is female, but the game is dramitcally changed. Its all about some cave in female mode. --- Whats life if ya' dont stop to smell the roses, then stomp on them and eat a sunflower instead? |
| From: SSB 4 | Posted: 12/16/2003 5:09:51 PM | Message Detail |
| I just recently found my Dragon Wang. I was
cleaning one day and there it was, in the darker areas where people
don't usually see! I was so shocked when I found it. I wasn't sure
at first how to play Dragon Wang, so I showed my girlfriend and
asked her if she knew anything about it. She surprised me quite a
bit, as she was an expert at beating Dragon Wang! After she helped
me the first few times, I started to beat Dragon Wang on my own - it
was rather frightening, actually. You should have seen the look on
my face when I beat Dragon Wang for the first time without any help!
Man, the explosion was so great, but I found that the feeling is
much more satisfying when your girlfriend beats Dragon Wang for you.
It must be something about the glare that she gets in her eye as she
eagerly grabs your Dragon Wang. Now my girlfriend and I play Dragon
Wang every day nearly! Thanks for showing me the way of the Dragon
Wang, Mayhem King. --- RM2K Database Forums - http://invionz.net/rm2kdatabase/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi |
| From: Mayhem King | Posted: 12/21/2003 9:52:02 PM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] |
| From: Mayhem King | Posted: 12/21/2003 9:58:08 PM | Message Detail |
| I can't loosen my grip on Dragon Wang...I just
can't seem to let it go. HELP! I am addicted to WANG! Since I got
off of work on Friday, I have been sitting in my room--in the
dark--playing Dragon Wang. I CAN'T STOP! It feels so GOOD to beat it
over and over...I JUST CAN'T QUIT! I was so into it, I accidentally knocked over my gaming console and BUSTED A NUT. Now I'm going to have to go to Radio Shack on Monday and get a replacement hex nut. The side of the console is GAPING-WIDE OPEN. There is just a BIG-DEEP HOLE where the console should be SHUT TIGHT. I'll have to screw it again when I get home from Radio Shack. I already caught my sister trying to stick her finger in it and wiggle it around. I'm worried about static-electric DISCHARGE, which can ruin the enjoyment of just about any console. I must have spilled something sticky on the console because it is covered with hair. Must be from the pussycat. What a mess. I'll probably have to rub it with something to get it off. What should I use? --- Interested in Islam, or just want to find out what Muslims are actually like? Come to board 10103 Interested in Judaism or just like Jews? Come to board 10026 |
| From: madmaniac26 | Posted: 12/26/2003 1:18:22 PM | Message Detail |
| tag --- When she has her back turned quickly stick it in her butt. If she asks what you are doing say, "It's okay, I had Subway!"- Jeznuts |
| From: use the force | Posted: 12/26/2003 4:21:09 PM | Message Detail |
| My friends want to play with my Dragon Wang, but
I say no go play with yours! --- scarlett johanssen>j00 |
| From: koolman187 | Posted: 12/27/2003 1:27:49 AM | Message Detail |
| "I'll probably have to rub it with something to
get it off. What should I use?" Try some Astroglide™. --- USL board=35308 Atheism board=2646 Science board=19387 *Long live the RevoLUEtion! board=402* |
| From: Lifegrind | Posted: 1/1/2004 1:01:57 AM | Message Detail |
| Wow, I am in luck! I was using Kazaa, and I
found a nice video that really helps when I am trying to beat Dragon
Wang. It seems like the game just gets so much more exciting when I
watch the video while constantly beating on the Dragon Wang boss. It
even seems like it unlocks a higher level of hardness in the game
that is unreachable when you are using your imagination with the
non-graphical version. I also have a nice hint for defeating the final Dragon Wang head boss... If you find the hidden towel in Bathroomia, you can cover Dragon Wang with it so the explosion at the end doesn't go all over you! I find that it really helps during those quick Dragon Wang sessions, and the other characters really seem to treat you better after you beat the game, when you don't have the bosses guts all over you! Oh, and did you guys know that there are a few different consoles to play Dragon Wang on? There is supposedly a great 1v1 multiplayer version that is a lot of fun to play, but so far I've only got to play the singleplayer-only handheld version. I do look forward to the day when I can show my true Dragon Wang skills to an interested opponent. Oh, and my friend told me an interesting experience he had with Dragon Wang! He said that he was playing the multiplayer version one day, and his opponent was getting him real excited about Dragon Wang before he even got started! His partner kept hitting Dragon Wang, and the difficulty went to VERY HARD! My friend was so anxious to beat Dragon Wang, that the boss just exploded before he even got into the secret cave! It was truly a strange Dragon Wang story! I also found out that Dragon Wang is very unsuitable for children. I don't know what it is about Dragon Wang, but I got into a LOT of trouble a few weeks ago when I showed my copy of Dragon Wang to the little 8 year old girl next door. All I did was kindly ask if she wanted to try and be the first person on our block to beat my copy of Dragon Wang, but the next thing you know, the cops were at my door! I guess they truly don't understand the generosity I was showing by trying to let an innocent little girl play a hard and exciting game. When I was in my prison cell, I was amazed to see that so many of the other prisoners were so anxious for me to play their Dragon Wang games. In fact, I tried to decline, but a few of them just forced me to take their Dragon Wangs! I certainly love to beat my own copy of Dragon Wang, but it's very unpleasant when you get forced to play someone elses personalized version. I was especially scared of the longer and harder version that comes in the hard black cart instead of the regular white one. That one was sure a hard copy of Dragon Wang to work with! In fact, the special black version of Dragon Wang wasn't compatible with my console, and when he tried to plug it in, I think he broke it! --- Ten thousand trolls, hard as rock, cold as ice. |
| From: XCubeStation | Posted: 1/1/2004 4:55:30 AM | Message Detail |
| I love this topic. --- "You said she was asian, and now she speaks Chinese? LIAR'D."-Wardo1 |
| From: discoinferno84 | Posted: 1/1/2004 5:12:24 AM | Message Detail |
| Innuendo abound...Excellent. --- If life is but a stage, where does the audience sit? Member of the Karma Shop Krew |
| From: Matabat | Posted: 1/1/2004 5:36:38 AM | Message Detail |
| OMG --- 1/23/03 Thursday......You'll Never guess |
| From: nesspoojeff | Posted: 1/1/2004 11:36:38 AM | Message Detail |
| OMGWTF!11!@ This still lives on??? And Lifegrind you pwn man! --- Boy, that made about as much sense as a naked Michael Landon praying to a statue of Satan composed mainly of tapioca pudding and hamster pellets.-Beware The JBD |
| From: cheeseaholic | Posted: 1/6/2004 9:17:16 PM | Message Detail |
| He broke his Dragon Wang? Where do you get
another one if you break yours? I can't seem to remember where I
first got mine. I'll take good care of mine, but I don't think they
sell them anywhere, do they? --- the noobs are starting to leave! hurray! we won't see a flood like that til next years character battles. - RoarMonkey |
| From: FLAMEpenguin | Posted: 1/7/2004 4:48:43 PM | Message Detail |
| I still say my code is better. --- Whats life if ya' dont stop to smell the roses, then stomp on them and eat a sunflower instead? |
| From: Jmov | Posted: 1/15/2004 6:09:05 PM | Message Detail |
| Unfortunately, no replacement version is
available, however, I did find a clone of the game for my
girlfriend. It's not like the original version of Dragon Wang, but
when I left for a business vacation, I simply had to take my copy of
Dragon Wang with me; I can't go a day without beating it at least
once. My girlfriend was very dissapointed, so I searched everywhere
to find an acceptable copy for her, but couldn't. I did, however,
find the clone at a strange video game store that sells strategy
guides and cleaning kits for Dragon Wang. The controller is nothing
like the original; it's slightly more flexible, and made out of a
different material. The color is also completely un-natural.
According to my girlfriend, it does satisfy the craving to play
Dragon Wang, but is nothing like the original. It's worth a try if
you're desparate, I suppose. --- Athlon 2500 @ 3200 | 256MB PC3200 DDR | 80GB ATA100 | GeForce 4 MX 440 AGP8x 128MB |
| From: Mayhem King | Posted: 1/16/2004 3:14:32 AM | Message Detail |
| I just put in a bid on Ebay for an original
full-page, framed pe-release ad for Dragon Wang: Dragon Wang is Coming! --- I love it when people complain about the site, yet still continue to come day after day. -- dj kornphlake |
| From: LesnarF5 | Posted: 1/16/2004 4:52:43 PM | Message Detail |
| XDXDXDXD --- "don' make me laugh ur STRATEGY won't do anything against my team.."-super Zambot 3 |
| From: Mayhem King | Posted: 1/19/2004 4:32:13 PM | Message Detail |
| From: Mayhem King | Posted: 1/19/2003 6:23:43
PM | Message Detail One year! XD --- I love it when people complain about the site, yet still continue to come day after day. -- dj kornphlake |
| From: Mayhem King | Posted: 1/20/2004 2:26:23 AM | Message Detail |
| Dragon Wang PSA: The Chinese will celebrate the Lunar New Year on January 22, 2004. It is Year 4701 by Chinese calendar. It is the Chinese year of the Wood Monkey. --- I love it when people complain about the site, yet still continue to come day after day. -- dj kornphlake |
| From: Mayhem King | Posted: 1/23/2004 1:26:44 AM | Message Detail |
| Wood Monkey vs. Dragon Wang will be in stores
soon. I'm so pumped! I can't believe it. This is the most
anticipated release in years! I can barely hold back--I'm so
excited--I'm about to burst! As soon as the store's doors spread
open on Monday, despite any resistance I may encounter, I be the
first one to push my way through. This will be the first Dragon Wang
to feature detailed, life-like 3D animation. Surfaces will have
bump-mapping. I will give a full review when I get my hands on it.
Surely this Dragon Wang will stand out a head above the rest!
--- I love it when people complain about the site, yet still continue to come day after day. -- dj kornphlake |
| From: IbanezRocker | Posted: 1/28/2004 1:46:03 AM | Message Detail |
| Just a piece of advice, DON'T USE SANDPAPER!!!
The boss will die down b4 you can ever get his head to explode, and
it'll be a mission failed ... a very painful
experience. --- Little ***** she went and she told a LIE! Now she will never tell another, a LIE! Little ***** she went and she told a LIE! Never ****ing lie, to me!!! |
| From: KoroRoopu | Posted: 2/4/2004 6:40:15 AM | Message Detail |
| lol --- "I think I going to live the xbox community 2006 because xbox not playing xbox" - Fireman 23/01/04 |
| Jump to Page: 1 | 2 | 3 |