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Saturday, September 6th
Elf Siting.
While hiking in woods, observed elves having orgy. Was invited to join; reluctantly declined.
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Sunday, September 7th
Found elves in home, stealing my corn flakes. Attempted to chase them out, but fell into bog in living room.
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