Site hosted by Angelfire.com: Build your free website today!

THE SITE WHERE YOU CAN PLAY KPH

And just what is "KPH"? It's a game I created using a primitive RPG making program. What does it stand for? Simple. Kill Paul Hamm. But there are more things you can do in the game. Laker fans, you can kill Shaq and Kobe. Dodger fans can kill Paul DePodesta, Frank McCourt, and Barry Bonds. Bruin fans can kill Matt Leinart, Reggie Bush, and Pete Carroll. Oh, yeah, fellow Clipper fans can kill Lamar Odom and Andre Miller. And just as soon as I figure out how to put the game on, the American public can play. Anyway, As I fiddle with this thing, The Cincinatti Reds have learned that second baseman Ryan Freel has followed in the footsteps of Guillermo Mota and Michael Phelps and got arrested for a DUI. Well, we all know that Freel is the better athlete out of the three, and he'll get away with it scotch free and will have an MVP caliber season. Or not. I know you're thinking, "Why would you make a game about killing athletes?" Well, shoot, this is America and I have the right to the first ammendment. Unless Bush is gonna take that away. As far as I know, with the help of the Patriot Act, the feds could be checking my computer right now. If everything works out the way I hope it does, I'm moving my site to Yahoo!. Angelfire is poop.