Chapter 2
"The adventures of Steve"
"Steve show"

I'm Jason the world's dumbest oxymoron!!

Steve and I were hosting a talk show
And Omochao and tails were our guests so far...

And than Eggman appeared!! My hero! o0 did I just say that!?

Eggman: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (cough cough cough hack wheeze)*gasp* HAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whew being evil is very hard...
Omochao: Your fat! You look like an egg!
(Everyone exchanges disturbed expressions)
Authors note: my spelling Ishnt that good so live with it!!
Steve: doctor why are you here??
Eggman:..... I forgot...
(Five minutes of hard Eggman thinking later... try saying that 3 times really fast!)
Eggman: now I remember! VOTE FOR MEEEE!!!!!!! (Leaves)
Jason:ooookay lets meet our final guest Knuckles the echidna!! (Echidna is pronounced E·kid·na just for you intellectually challenge people...)
Knuckles: Yo! Whazzzup!!
Audience: .......... (Crickets start chirping)
Knuckles: awww Screw yawl!
Steve: so ummmm knuckles do you like rouge?
Knuckles: Oh yea-- I mean HELL NO!!
Jason: that's not what your walls say!! (A large screen appears out of the ceiling and starts showing pictures of rouge all over knuckles house)
Knuckles: ·_·; that's-- that's- not my house *nose bleed*
Omochao: I see bat people!
Tails: you are one screwed up robot
Omochao: to use the Vulcan cannon simply ask spok silly! ^^(For you idiots who don't know who spok is he is a Vulcan from the old TV series star trek)
(Everyone exchanges confuzzled expressions)
Steve: ummmm.... (Pushes a button and.....)
Omochao: ;-; that was mean! *Explodes*
Tails: Yay!
Jason: tune in next time when we interview kev swearington!
To be continued...