"Eggventures of Eggman and freinds 
Chapter 2 by egghead500
(read narration doing Caption Kurt's voice)
Last time, Eggman, Shadow, and Steve tried to think of a plot to destroy the world ,Shadow and Steve explaned how they were playing 2 player on 
Metroid Prime,a metroid sucked out some of Eggman's life force, then he had a plot to destroy the world.Oh yeah, and we found out this is a sit 
com!
Eggman: The first part of my plan is to do this(whacks Ishnt on the head with a hammer)
Ishnt: Hey! You interupted my dance!
Eggman: Exactly! It made no sense what so ever.
Shadow: Hey docter, check out this awosome pet! His name is Bubbly!
Jason: I like blowing bubbles. Esspecally after eating beans!
(Author's note: Jason reflects the author)
(everybody but Jason and Ishnt):00(everyone but Jason and Ishnt cringes)
Eggman: Shadow, give me Bubbly.
Shadow: Why?! (backs away) what are you gonna do??!!
Eggman: It's part of my plan. I'm going to use Bubbly to make a bunch of metroids.
Shadow: Okaly dokaly doctor!(hands Dr. Eggman Bubbly)
Eggman: Now to put Bubbly in the Metroid Reproduction machine!
Ishnt: I put Steve in the Metroid Reproduction machine yesterday. That made Jason!
Eggman: (facefall)
Jason:(imitating Dr. Nick) Hi everybody!!!
Everbody but Jason:(sounding board) Hi Jason.
(Eggman puts Bubbly in the Metroid Reproduction machine and turns it on)
Eggman: Yesh, all is going according to plan.Shadow, get reday to call the President.
Shadow:(playing Metroid Prime)How about tommorow?
Eggman:o0^ Uh...sure.
Shadow: Bring it on space Pirates. I will kill you all! Hahahahahahahaha!!!
(1min. 5sec. 25ms later)
Shadow:00 What, NOOOOOOO!!!! @#! it! I can't beleve I #*@!ing died! What the #*@! is wrong with this game??!! It's too #*@!ing hard! God
@#! it!!!!!!
Everybody but Ishnt:00 (gasp) Shadow!!
Ishnt: Where's a t.v.?
Eggman: Why?
Ishnt: I have an intrest to watch the Osbornes all of a sudden!
Eggman:(facefall)
Jason: This plot sucks. I'm going to my room. Bye everybody!
Everybody but Jason:(sounding excited) Bye Jason!!!
Steve: E=mc2
Shadow:o0 Wait, you can't be smart.
Steve: I got tired of being stupeder!
(plot hole appers)
Shadow: You can't be smart and stupid at the same time! It leves plot holes!
Jason:(screaming) Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! I just fell into a plot hole!!
Shadow: On second thought... be smart and stupid at the same time.  It leves plot holes.
Eggman: This plot gets weirder and weirder.
Ishnt: I eat tacoes for breakfast.
Eggman:o0^ O.K. that's nice.(starts talking to Metroid Reproduction machine,imitating Homer)Come on, hurry up! Come on, hurry up! Come on
hurry up!
the next day 
Eggman:(mumbling in his sleep) Come ZZZ on,hurry up!ZZZ Come on ZZZZZZ hurry Z up!
Ding!
Eggman: Yesh! My plan is complete!
Butthead: Uhh, weren't you just asleep?
Bevis: I am Cornholio!! I need more T.P. for my bung hole!
Butthead:(slaping Bevis) Shut up, assmunch!
Shadow: What's going on here?
Steve: They came in through the plot hole!
Omocha:*magicly appears* This plan is going to fail misrably!*explodes*
Shadow: O.K. steve, time to be just stupid.
Steve: O.K. fine. Illegal drugs help people become popular!
(plot hole dissappears,Bevis and Butthead get sucked through)
Eggman: Shadow, Contact the Presidant, so I can rule the world!
Audence:(laughs)
Eggman: What?! What is so funny?
Audence: Every time you say you're going to take over the world, you fail!
It's so funny! Hahahaha(continues laughing)


						To be continued...