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GRAND THEFT AUTO: SAN ANDREAS Secrets/fun things guide By: GoodGamerGuy Copyright Andrew O Hart 22/11/04 Last updated: 12/18/04 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Version 0.10: Just started. You can add anything you think is fun by Going to my address. --- Version 0.25: I have done a lot and have a few contributions. Keep Them coming. --- Version 0.90: I have nearly finished and still need more Contributions. --- Version 1.0: I have now finished but it will be updated a lot. Keep Sending stuff in please. --- Version 1.25: Replaced the miscellaneous section with Glitches and Secrets has been changed To myths but secrets are still here. --- Version 1.50: I have added a single player section just because Everybody who posted had the category on single player most of the time. Version 1.75: I have added two new sections; photos and an faq section. Version 1.90: I have added two sections, Girlfriends and 100% complete. Version 2.00: I have added a section called Leading to GTA:4 Version 2.20: I put in a weapons part. --- Version 2.40: I have had to take down the Review, Next GTA, and change My Favorite Things To do to Favorite Things Anywhere. --- Version 2.50: Photos section has to be taken down due to I am not able to get pictures up. --- Version 2.60: I have rearranged my guide into a better order. --- Version 2.70: I have added some new new things. --- Version 2.75: I have put in more thing's. --- Version 2.90: I have added a new section, Rare car's and have put in more fun things, glitches and secret's. --- Version 3.00: I have got alot more contributations so keep them coming guy's. --- Version 3.25: I have had a pile of contributation's sent in. They are now in the guide. --- Version 3.50: I have added a Car Mod and a Property's chapter. Also I have added a few new things to the rare care section. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapters. Intro: Well, it sort of explains itself really. Chapter 1: Cars. Chapter 2: Cheats. Chapter 3: Do's and Dont's. Chapter 4: FAQ. Chapter 5: Fun things anywhere. Chapter 6: Funny Things. Chapter 7: Girlfriends. Chapter 8: Girlfriend Gravyard. Chapter 9: Glitches. Chapter 10: Los Santos fun stuff. Chapter 11: San Fierro fun stuff. Chapter 12: Los Venturas fun stuff. Chapter 13: Missions. Chapter 14: Moderation. Chapter 15: Pedestrians. Chapter 16: Police Chases. Chapter 17: Planes. Chapter 18: Propertys. Chapter 19: Rare vehicle's. Chapter 20: Secrets. Chapter 21: Single player. Chapter 22: Some Myths. Chapter 23: Stories. Chapter 24: The Country fun stuff. Chapter 25: The Desert fun stuff. Chapter 26: Two-Player Mode. Chapter 27: Unlockables. Chapter 28: Weapons. Chapter 29: 100% Completion. Outro: Oh. Too bad, its over, Fin, Now go to bed. *NOTE* Press CTRL+F and you can search for something from the above. ------------------------------------------------------------ Intro ------------------------------------------------------------ Hello and welcome to my guide. As you may or may not know, this is my first guide and I decided to make it for the best game in the world... GTA: San Andreas. This is my favourite game because of its freedom. You can stroll over to some guy pull him out of a car get the army after you and drive into the sea and survive it all. That's what makes it so fun and enjoyable. Now let us begin by saying that if you wish to contact me, you can send me an email to my address at andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com and if you see a spelling mistake or a wrong fact please send that in as well. But please remember the way I want the email is like this: Name: The name of it. Category: what ever you want from the chapters list. What you need: Whatever you need to do it. What you do: post what you like doing there. Tip: What will help the player. Easy enough I suppose. Now please don't flame me but I do think there is leather face but not a Bigfoot. Weird things happened to me at the Penticon, as you will find out once you read the Stories section of the guide. Now you can read on a head to see some fun things to do. *NOTE* If you dont send me a tip I will put one in for you*Note* *Note* This guide contains spoilers such as charecters etc*Note* ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 1: Cars ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I have put in the car section for fun things to do in cars. This section will be fairly small, as I can't think of much stuff to do. --------------- High faller Fun rating: ********* What you need: A plane or helicopter. What you do: Fly your vehicle of choice up very high. Now whenever you want to just hop out. Now you will Fall for a minute. What you have to do is try land on a car. When you do you will die but the car will fall apart. Tip: Fall over the highway. --------------- Stuntman Fun rating: ****** What you need: A car. What you do: Go around and do jumps. Easy enough. Tip: Try the Country and Desert. --------------- Pick me up Scotty. Fun rating: ******* What you need: A pick up truck. What you do: Go up to somebody in a car and Latch them up to the pick up. Now drive them to a cliff and drop them off it. It is quite funny. Tip: Bring them to the top of Mt. Chiliad. --------------- Tractor Trouble Fun rating: ********* What you need: Tractor. What you do: Get in your tractor of choice. Now bring the latch on the back of it to the bottom using the right anolog stick. Reverse into any other veicle except for a truck or a bike because you cant latch onto a bike. Now try killing or scaring the people inside the car for fun. Try hanging them off the side of Mt. Chiliad, Drown them in a river or go onto the train tracks and blow them away when the next train come's. Tip: Stay in the country for more fun. --------------- Car jumper Fun rating: ****** What you need: Nothing. What you do: Go to a highway of your choice. Now jump onto any car you see. Let the car drive away. Now whenever your ready just try and jump to another car in any direction. Count the amount of times you can do it without falling off. Tip: Get a friend, now take it in turns and see how who gets the most jumps(Not in two player.) --------------- Car shooter Fun rating: **** What you need: Any weapon except explosives. What you do: Do the same as the one above. Except this time dont jump to another car. Now you have to try shoot the other car's gas tank and blow it up. Tip: Try doing the same as in the one above. --------------- Matrix Man Fun rating: *** What you need: A car and a friend with a gun. What you do: Get in two player mode. Now one person get in the car and the other stays out. Now the person out of the car holds R1 and then the person in the car runs him over. The person in aim mode looks like they are in the Matrix with them lying on the ground with their arms out. Its not really fun but its nice to see it. Tip: Has to be done fast so you can see it. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central -------------------------------------------------------------------- Have you got some things that you like doing in or out of cars. Well send them into andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com Nearly all will be put up. --------------- Sewer Shot Sent in by TimmyVermiceli What you need: I nice modded car. What you do: Take a fast car like a Bullet or Banshee etc. down to the dry sewers in Los Santos. How fast can you go? Tip: Mod your car from better effect. Thanks go to TimmyVermiceli. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 2: Cheat's -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello, this chapter was put in because the cheats make the game A lot more fun. Here are most of the cheats. --------------- R1, R2, L1, X, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up $250,000, full health and armour. --------- R1, R1, Circle, L1, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down 4 stars wanted level. --------- R2, Circle, R1, L2, Left R1, L1, R2, L2 Aggressive Traffic. --------- Right, R1, Up, L2, L2, Left, R1, L1, R1, R1 All Traffic Lights Stay Green. --------- Triangle, L1, Triangle, R2, Square, L1, L1 All Vehicles Invisible (Except Motorcycles) --------- Circle, L2, Up, R1, Left, X, R1, L1, Left, Circle Black Traffic. --------- Right, R2, Circle, R1, L2, Square, R1, R2 Cars on Water. --------- Right, L2, Down, R1, Left, Left, R1, L1, L2, L1 Commit Suicide. --------- R2, L2, R1, L1, L2, R2, Square, Triangle, Circle, Triangle, L2, L1 Destroy Cars. --------- Right, R1, Up, L2, L2, Left, R1, L1, R1, R1 Faster Cars. --------- Circle, Circle, L1, Square, L1, Square, Square, Square, L1, Triangle, O, Triangle Faster Clock. --------- Triangle, Up, Right, Down, L2, L1, Square Faster Gameplay. --------- R2, Circle, Up, L1, Right, R1, Right, Up, Square, Triangle Flying Boats. --------- R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, X Fog. --------- R1, R1, Circle, R2, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down Lower Wanted Level. --------- R1, R2, L1, X, Left, Right, Down, Up More Respect. --------- R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Square Morning. --------- R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Triangle Night. --------- R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Down Noon. --------- R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Square Overcast. --------- Down, Up, Up, Up, X, R2, R1, L2, L2 Pedestrian Attack (cannot be turned off) --------- Down, Left, Up, Left, X, R2, R1, L2, L1 Pedestrian Riot (cannot be turned off) --------- R2, R1, X, Triangle, X, Triangle, Up, Down Pedestrians have weapons. --------- Triangle, R1, R1, Left, R1, L1, R2, L1 Perfect Handling. --------- Circle, L1, Down, L2, Left, X, R1, L1, Right, Circle Pink Traffic. --------- R1, R1, Circle, R2, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left Raise Wanted Level. --------- Triangle, Up, Right, Down, Square, R2, R1 Slower Gameplay Circle, Circle, L1, Circle, Circle, Circle, L1, L2, R1, Triangle, Circle, Triangle Spawn A Rhino. --------- R2, Up, L2, Left, Left, R1, L1, Circle, Right Spawn a Stretch. --------- Down, R1, Circle, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, Left, Left Spawn Bloodring Banger. --------- Circle, L1, Up, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, Circle, X Spawn Caddy. --------- R1, circle, R2, Right, L1, L2, X (2), Square, R1 Spawn Hotring Racer #1. --------- R2, L1, Circle, Right, L1, R1, Right, Up, circle, R2 Spawn Hotring Racer #2. --------- Up, Right, Right, L1, Right, Up, Square, L2 Spawn Rancher. --------- L1, L2, R1, R2, up, down, left, right, L1, L2, R1, R2, up, down, left, right, Spawns jetpack. --------- R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Circle Storm. --------- Down, R2, Down, R1, L2, Left, R1, L1, Left, Right Unlock Romero. --------- Circle, R1, Circle, R1, Left, Left, R1, L1, Circle, Right Unlock Trashmaster. --------- R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up Weapons 1. --------- R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down, Left Weapons 2. --------- R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down, Down Weapons 3. --------- Thanks go to Gamefaqs for the cheats. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 3: Do's and Dont's -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello and welcome. In this chapter you will see some things to do and some things you should not do in the world of San Andreas. Let us begin, shall we. --------------- Do: Mod up a car. Go swimming. Explore. Fly a plane. Drive a car. Play with the fun toy. Crash a car. Parachute. Get in a fight. Go on the highway. Cut people up with a helicopter. Gamble until your moneys gone. Be a P.I.M.P Be a G.I.M.P Start a firefight. Knock pedestrians off cliffs. Knock pedestrians into water. Jump off a tall building and "Forget" your parachute. Play arcade games. Play Two Player. Shoot people off bikes. --------- Dont: Fly a plane into a building. Fly into a car. Drown yourself. Stand in the one spot for half an hour. Pretend your a sim. Laugh at the clown in the Ice cream truck. Try jump off your house in real life thinking you'll survive. Start saying "I randomized it." Cry from supply lines,(Well you can if you want.) Fart and try say things in a mexican accent. Go out to your friend's and start saying things like "Where now CJ." Try last 104 hours without going toilet. Wear same clothes for hours on end. Try run into a train and move it. Jump out of a plane while trying to jump so you will survive. Dislike this game. Start to like the funny country music. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 4: FAQ -------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't know something or want to know something? Check out the Faq and you will find out. --------------- Q: You're so lame because you believe in Leatherface. A: Actually many people believe in Leatherface because Many things happen at the Panopticon. Q: How can I tell you stuff? A: Send it to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com Q: I can't see how this thing here is fun. A: You will and wont find some things fun as you May not like parachuting or something fun. Q: Will you be getting new fun things? A: Yes, I will be updating whenever I find fun things, Or if I get a contribution. Q: You suck! A: Thanks. Q: Why wasn't my contribution in the guide! A: I have a life, I go to school, and can only go On the Internet every few days. I will put it in When i have a chance as I go down the list of People in order and don't pick random ones, so Please be patient. Q: Will you make another guide? A: This is my first guide and yes I most likely will Make another guide. Not a walkthrough but fun things Guide for the next free roaming game. Q: Will you be putting pictures in your guide for some? Fun things. A: If I can find out how to get them off of my play station then Most likely yes. Q: Bye! A: Bye. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 5: Fun things anywhere -------------------------------------------------------------------- This chapter is about fun things you can do anywhere you want to. You dont have to be in a specific area to do it though. --------------- Explore Exploring is one of the best thing about the GTA series. Look for funny messages, cars or people. --------------- Experiments Get homies, kill them in different ways, off buildings, Shotgun blasts or "accidents." --------------- Road Trip's Get some homie's and head out to anywhere you want to. Bring a camera to have more fun. --------------- Modding Bring in a lowrider to a garage and mod it up with whatever you what and take it for a spin! --------------- Listen to the radio! Yes the radio on this game is hilarious and has some deadly songs. --------------- Base Jumping Hike up somthing really big and then jump off with a parachute and then hike up again...repeat...repeat. ---------------- Starting fight's at high places Bring somebody up to a high area like the ramp at the top of Mt. Chiliad and punch them off it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central ------------------------------------------------------------------- Have you anythging that you like doing anywhere in the game, well share it bey sending it to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com and you could see it here. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 6: Funny things --------------------------------------------------------------------- Here my friends, I will tell you where some funny signs are. --------------- Tiki sign Where: Near the Skateboard Park. What it is: statue of the hidden package sign from GTA: VC. --------------- Dirty Magazines Where: It's in the porn shop in Los Venturas What it is: Look at all the magazine and videos for funny messages. --------------- Funny signs Look for the big pointy building in San Fierro. There are a few signs around it that say funny things. --------------- NorthStar Rock In Los Santos look on your map, at the top is a place called NorthStar Rock. If you rearrange it a bit you get the word "RockStar North," the creators of the game. They sure love themselves. --------------- Resident evil rip off In downtown in San Fierro across from Cluckin Bell is a white building called Zombotech which has some funny signs on it which clearly shows it taking the mick out of Capcoms Resident Evil series. *Update* Apparently if you go there at about 23:00 on a Wednesday night you can hear an explosion and a zombie appears or somthing like that? --------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central --------------------------------------------------------------------- I need funny things people so send me your finds the way I have them Wrote out to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com -------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 7: Girlfriends -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello, welcome to the new section of the guide, the girlfriends section. This was added as the guide was having trouble getting submitted as Gamefaqs dont take Fun thing Guides so I had to do alot more. Enjoy. --------------- The Girlfriends 1. Denise 2. Millie 3. Michelle 4. Barbera 5. Katie 6. Helena --------------- Denise When: You will get Denise after you do the mission "Burning Desire." Where: She lives right near your house and will be home at 00:00 and 16:00 What: Bring her a date to either these places: A bar a few streets away. The club. Driving is easy. Any speed around her house. Receive: Keys to her car at 50% and a suit at 100% --------------- Millie When: Millie is yours when you are doing the robbery missions for Woozie. Where: She lives at the top of Los Venturas in Prickle Pine. She will be home at 00:00 What: Bring her to either: A restraunt near her house. Camels toe club. You need to drive average around her area. She has a special where you put on the gimp suit and will be invited in for coffee. Receive:50% you get car keys. --------------- Michelle Requirements:50% fat and high sex appeal Where: Found in driving school and lives in her garage in San Fierro near the pier. She will be home at 00:00 What: Bring her to either: A bar. The club. She likes you to drive fast around her house. Special date is where she drives and you watch. You get coffee at 40%. Receive: Free pay and spary at her garage. 50% you get keys to her mini monster truck. 100% you get a racing suit. --------------- Barbera Requirements:50% fat and high sex appeal. Where: You find her and date here at the El Quabrados cop station. She will be home at 00:00 and 16:00. What: Bring her to either: A diner. A club. Driving is at slow speeds around the station. Coffee is at 60%. Receivce: Get out of jail free with all weapons. 50% is keys to her car. 1000% is a cop uniform. --------------- Katie Requirments: 70% muscle and high sex appeal. Where: You find her in a bush in the San Fierro golf club. Her home is in the Paradise distrect Home at 12:00. What: Take her to either: A diner beside her house. A club. Driving is slow in chinatown. Coffee at 50%. Receive: Get out of hospital free with all your previous weapons. 50% gets you car keys. 100% you get a medic uniform. --------------- Helena Where: Found on the roof of ammunation in Blueberry. Her home is in the middle of nowhere. She is home at 00:00, 14:00 and 16:00. What: Take her to either: A retraunt in the rodeo. A club in San Fierro. Driving at a slow speed on her farm. Coffee at 70%. Receive: Her tool shed is open with weapons on it and her car is available. 100% gets you country clothes. --------------- Well there you go. I have told you what you should do with your girlfriends. I have not said alot but there is a faq on GameFaqs you could check out for a real explanation. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 8: Girlfriend Gravyard -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello and welacome to the part of the guide where you tell me your dead girlfriends and how they died, the good, the bad and the plain old annoying bitches. So send them in to me if you want. -------------- _____________ _______________ _______________ / R.I.P \ / R.I.P \ / R.I.P \ | Denise | | Helena | | Katie | |to hi-jack a | |That toolshed | |Your annoying | |car, you got | |was very useful| |yoga practice | |shot by a | |after driving | |made somebody | |drug dealer. | \ / |to your house | \ / |go angry after | | | -O- |in the middle | -O- |punching them | | | /|\ |of nowhere so | /|\ |when they first| | | | |many times. | | |went out | /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | \/\//\/\/\/\/\/\/ Send in your Girlfriend's deaths to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com and you can see your girlfriends death in my all new grave-o-vision. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 9: Glitches -------------------------------------------------------------------- This was put in because of so many emails wanting it in. Send In your glitches to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com -------------- No head Go on two players and get the second player to chop CJ's head off with a Katana. When the game comes on CJ will have no head and blood squirting. -------------- Bike morph Go to Mt.Chiliad with a parachute and get the bike. Go off a ramp up there and hop off the bike and use the parachute and you will get stuck with the bike and can do an insane amount of tricks. --------------- Phone guns When you answer your phone hang up and quickly change to your Uzi or whatever you have in your slot. --------------- Fish swim in air Throw a grenade or shoot a rocket launcher into a shoal of fish. The fish will blow out of the water but will swim in the air! --------------- Throw trucks Get a tracktor in the country and find one of the trucks that you can attatch oil tanks onto. Now attatch your tractor to the front of it. Drive forward and turn a bit. The truck will go flying away from you. --------------- Run under water Get into two player mode. Find a sea sparrow or a sea skimmer. Player one gets in, player two pulls him out and then player one will fall to the bottom of the ocean and will be able to run around and use weapons under the water. --------------- Get rid of the gang war When a gang war starts and you cant be bothered to fight just go and save the game and it will be gone. --------------- Running animation when not moving Have a camera and run a tap L1. CJ will be stuck in the running animation. You are able to turn but cant go anywhere. Let go of the left anolog stick and CJ runs again. --------------- Strange world Go to the Lil Probe Inn, now head to the part with the pool tables and start jumping. You will land on the roof. Now use the jetpack code and fly a far bit away. Land and all of San Andreas will be strange with no walls. You can see weapons and horseshoes and pedestrians. To get it off just go into a yellow marker . --------------- Win races easy Chiliad Challange made you gone nuts, or any driving race for that fact. Well all you have to do is take your time driving to the destination. Once there, make sure all the opposing drivers are finished. Now all you have to do is blow all the cars up. You will come in first place once all cars are blown up. But stay behind the finish line. --------------- Use any weapon in Two Player Waste all your ammo in your Uzi and get in a car. Have your weapon selected that you want, and use the weapons cheat in the car that has your weapon in it. Now you can shoot with whatever weapon you want. *NOTE* You cant use Grenades, Moltives or Rocket Launchers. --------------- Blow up bikes Try and get you bicycle upside down and it will go on fire and blow up. --------------- Melt CJ Get on a mountain bike and reverse using square. Now while reversing keep tapping X as fast as you can. It will look like CJ is melting. --------------- Sub-Urban and Ammunation Go into any Sub-Urban with a camera and look in the mirror with it. You will see that ammunation has the same interior --------------- Invincable Pedestrian Try keep a passenger in the car when you hi-jack one. Bring him or her to a pay n' spray. Now once the spray is done the pedestrian will run away but no matter what you do you cant kill them. --------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central --------------------------------------------------------- Send in your funny glitches or any type of glitch you want to the Email address andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com --------------- Super jump Sent in by Belly What you need: Bmx, Gun What you do: equip the gun you can use on the BMX and as-soon you bunny hop (L1) tap circle Tip: Must be quick Thanks go to Belly. --------------- Headless CJ Sent in by satansson777 Start a 2 player game and have the second player shoot CJ's head off,when the 2p game is over(something like that) CJ will be headless. Thanks go to satansaon777 --------------- Wrong Wind Sock Sent in by iceblue. The wind-sock at the airfield is pointing straight down when you are far away. However, if you get close to it, it is suddenly pointing south. Not really fun, but interesting. Thanks go to iceblue. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 10: Los Santos Fun Stuff. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello homie and welcome to the city of Los Santos. This being your first city, newbies to the game may want to have fun at the start until they get further and start the real fun. So here is a list of some things you should try. --------------- Stalker Fun rating: *******(out of ten) Things you need: A car, a weapon of some type. What you do: Stalker is fairly simple yet is fun. Get in a car; get any type of gun, preferably a shotgun. Now what you do is go to a street where a lot of cars go by. Sit in your car and wait for somebody to pass. You can seek your victim out yourself. Once you spot them follow them. Keep behind them until they reach there home and then when they get out kill them. Tip: Is more fun in the country. --------------- Robbery Fun rating: ******** Things you need: The van, a silenced weapon if possible. What you do: Robbery is one of the funniest things to be put in a game. From your house in the game, look on the map across the road from your first girlfriends house are four identical rectangle buildings. In one of them is a van. Get in it and press R3. You can now go to a house with a yellow triangle beside it and enter it. Now take whatever. Sometimes people are awake in the house and will ring the cops so get out before they arrive. Tip: Robbery's can only be done at night. --------------- Skate Park Fun rating: ****** What you need: A bike, for more fun an Uzi. What you do: In glen park is a skate park. Get a bike, preferably with an Uzi. Now if you have full cycling skill and an Uzi you will have loads of fun. Go on the half-pipe or the concrete bowl. Now cycle as fast as you can and then hold L1 near the end of it and release L1. You should go high, but if you want really high, you hold L1 and the second you release L1 press O. You should go nearly half a mile high if you have full cycling skill. Now you can do back and front flips. Tip: Try with a BMX for a tiny bit more speed. --------------- Triathlon Fun rating: ******* What you need: CJ and a shovel (don't need shovel) What you do: On the weekend's head down to Santa Maria Beach near the lighthouse to start the Triathlon. The Triathlon consists of three parts, Swimming, cycling and running. Beware though; it is fairly hard, as the other people seem to have an infinite sprint. Don't kill any body or you're disqualified from the race. For a bit of fun just bring a shovel. When running if anybody gets ahead of you just bring the shovel of pain upon him or her, just don't kill him or her. ---------------- Train Ride Fun rating: ******* What you need: A gun and a bike if you want. What you do: Okay this is fun. Go to a train station. Wait for one of the trains that have no passengers in (Cargo train?) and jump on the flat back part. Now you can move about at will and shoot or if your stupid likes me you can jump off. For more fun bring a bike on by bunny hopping onto it. You can now cycle your bike and bunny hop off into a river. It can be fun to get cops after you while on the back of it. Tip: Shoot rocket at the train and hopefully it will derail. -------------- Road trips Fun rating: ********* Things you need: A good car, some homies, some moltive cocktails and a camera. What you do: Get a car, a big one if you can, get as many homies as you can fit in the car, a few moltive's to burn things with and finally a camera to capture your trip on film. All ready good. Head were ever you want to. Be it the middle of the train tracks, or the beach. I always head to the forest to start fires with the moltive I Have and capture my homies burn on film... how nice. Tip: Don't go on a train as they wont come. --------------- Gang Wars Fun rating: ***** What you need: Gun, life, armour and homies. What you do: Get suited up, head to area in purple or yellow and Shoot a few gang members. A gang war will start then. It is fun for a While but gets old fast because you have to defend it when you could Be at another city, which is frustrating. Tip: Your gang wont help much so take cover and don't be a hero. --------------- Highway to hell Fun rating: ********** What you need: Armour, armour, armour oh did I mention armour. What you do: Go on the highway out of a car, on the wrong side of the Road. Now all these very smart drivers will crash into you, then the People behind crash into them and then a big pile up like in the film Final Destination 2 happens. Cops will crash and kill those who they Crashed into all while you are trapped underneath the car, which Started it all. Tip: Try surviving as long as you can. Or bail out of a car and watch The pile up from a safe distance. --------------- Pool diver Fun rating: ********* What you need: A plane What you do: Fly over madd dogs mansion or any houses with swimming pools. Now bail out of the plane and try land in the pool. Its fun as hell because you dont lose any life if you do it right. --------------- Homie Squash Fun rating: ******** What you need: As many homies as possible. What you do: Gather up all your homies and head to the highway. Cross over to the other side and see how many survive. Tip: Go to the part where cars turn in to get more killed. --------------- Bullseye Fun rating: ******* What you need: A parachute. What you do: Go to the big building in the Downtown section and head inside. Once transported to the top you can get a parachute up there. Now parachute off the side where the highway is. Try land on a car. Tip: Open your chute and press triangle when you think you can land on the car. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Centre --------------------------------------------------------------------- This is where all you people who email me with suggestions go. So if You have an idea please send it to my email address andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com You will get full credit from me so thanks to anyone who sends Anything. --------------- Army BMX Sent in by AntW What you need: Armour, Uzi, 6 star wanted level and BMX. What you do: Get all your stuff and then head to the BMX park. All the army come and you have to stay in the park and go In the bowl and half pipe. Tip: Go up the bowl and try land on the tanks. Thanks go to AntW (Me mate) --------------- Bomb Lobber Sent in by Belly What you need: Helicopter What you do: Land on the top of a tall building, shoot and lob bombs and see how long you can last, get a high wanted level Tip: shoot down the police helicopters and make sure they don't fall on you. Thanks go to Belly. --------------- Groove or Balla foo'? Sent in by nintendofandan2004. What you need: Wite T-Shirt, bandanna, short's. What you do: Dress up in white T-Shirt, bandanna, shorts, then walk up to a gang of Ballas, they wont shoot you, but when you reply postively or negatively to there comments then things get real nasty... Tip: Bring a gun for fun! Thanks go to nintendofandan2004. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 11: San Fierro fun stuff --------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello and welcome to San Fierro my friends. I myself have not Explored San Fierro a lot. I know a few fun things to do but not Many. Well lets get started. --------------- Army Base Case Fun rating: ***** What you need: Lots of armour, lots of ammo. What you do: Near Easter Bay is a military compound. What you have to Try doing is steal the patriot and make it out alive. People have Said they have saw a submarine and have also reported a man in black Walking around talking about aliens and such. Tip: Don't go in the water as the army can shoot at you but you cant Shoot them. --------------- Squish Fun rating: ******** What you need: Lots of pedestrians. What you do: In San Fierro you will see lots of tram tracks. Get People after you by hitting them or such. Bring the people near the Tram track and when a tram comes run out of the way. Squish goes the People. Tip: Try pulling people out of their car near tram tracks when a tram Is coming. --------------- Hitching a ride Fun rating: ******* What you need: A gun What you do: Jump on a fast looking car and aim at it and let fire Until the driver goes away very fast. Now remember you have to be on Top. Now duck down and watch as the driver does flying up all the Streets and getting some serious air. You will probably fall off a Lot though so be ready. Tip: Get satchel charges and throw them on the car. Now when you fall Off detonate the charges. --------------- Mod on up Fun rating: ******** What you need: A car and some cash. What you do: Go to a mod garage and mod up your car with the best NOS you can. Now take your ride for a ride up the hills in San Fierro. You'll get lots of air. Tip: Get hydraulics and before you go up a hill press the button to Make the car jump to go higher. --------------- Freefall Fun rating: ********* What you need: Plane/ helicopter and parachute. What you do: In the business district of San Fierro is a very large Building with a big spike shape on it. Get a plane or preferably a Helicopter and fly onto the building, try get on the spike, which I Have never tried before. Now since you have a parachute (hopefully) You can now jump off the building. Whenever you want pull the cord, well, pull it. Tip: If you want a challenge try land on one of the cars below, or Even harder, a pedestrian! --------------- Garver Bridge Gruesome Fun rating: **** What you need: A gun is optional. What you do: Go to the Garver Bridge and hit somebody or if you want Shoot him or her. The people on the bridge or near it will scream and Run off the edge. It is fairly funny to watch them plummet to there Death but it gets a bit boring. Tip: Shoot more people to get more to jump. --------------- A pirate's life is a life for me Fun rating: *** What you need: A boat is optional. What you do: Go into the waters and if you see a boat pretend to be a Pirate and hop on. Strangely the people just run off the boat and Drown once you climb on. If you have a boat bring it beside the other Persons boat and jump on which is slightly more difficult. Tip: If you're really bored you can sing the "Pirates Life Is A Life For Me" song, but that's just wrong. --------------- Curse you Zero... Curse You! Fun rating: ********** What you need: Ammo, lots of it, moltive's, flamethrower, everything That burns! What you do: Time to burn the stupid bums shop down. After super annoyingly hard "Supply Lines" mission you deserve you're revenge. Go Into his shop and throw everything you have and make his shop burn That he will never want to here the name CJ again. Tip: It helps to take your anger out on zero while shouting things Like "Curse you, you'll die and mmmwwwahhahahaha." Note: I am not crazy and this really is the boringest thing I have put on. I just thought it would be funny to do this. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central --------------------------------------------------------------------- Remember to send your stuff to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com --------------- Sent in by funny chap. Dingy Rampage What you need: Any weapon (Except rocket launcher) dingy. What you do: Go to the beach and stay in your dingy and start killing people on the beach. Tip: A good weapon is the sniper. Thanks go to funny chap. --------------- Get on the trolly. Sent in by PhantomShadow. What you need: Heat seeking rocket launcher, grenades, or sathcel charges. What you do: Get a heat seeking rocket launcher, grenades, or sathcel chares and Park a car outside the Doherty station in San Fierro right on the side of the trolly track. Get on top of the car. When the trolley rolls by, jump onto it. Throw stuff, shoot people, and shoot rockets at the oncoming police from the back of the trolley. Tip: Shoot the choppers down whenever they appear. Thanks go to PhantomShadow. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 12: Las Venturas Fun Stuff --------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello people and welcome to Las Venturas the rich gamblers paradise. Take a stroll through the casinos or take flight in the plane graveyard. Now the real fun starts, as the whole map is open for play. So please enjoy the rest of this guide. --------------- Money no more Fun rating: ******* What you need: Luck and lots of money. What you do: Go into one of the casinos and go on any means of gambling you want. Its funny because you can have $1,000,000 one minute and then have $0 the next, so be careful. Tip: I don't have a tip, as I am rubbish at gambling. --------------- A pointy end Fun rating: ****** What you need: Armour, lots of ammo and weapons. What you do: Go on top of the big pyramid to the pint at the top with a six star wanted level and see how long you can last. Tip: Bring a rocket launcher. --------------- Casino kick out Fun rating: ***** What you need: Armour, gun that's about it. What you do: Go into any casino and start a fight with somebody. See How long you can last against the bodyguards. Tip: Its better in Woozies casino. ---------------- Stunt Skydiver Fun rating: ********* What you need: A plane. What you do: Go up high in your plane and when you are over a house with A swimming pool bail out. You have to try land in the swimming pool. Tip: Do in the hills where Madd Dogs Mansion is. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central --------------------------------------------------------------------- I can't think of anything to do in Las Venturas so send in some stuff To andrewohartiscool@homail.com please send in some stuff. --------------- Sent in by Belly. Exploring Area 69 What you need: Jetpack What you do: Get into the underworld (see Codes & Secrets on Gamefaqs) Then fly under to area69, there is a big hole going down (were you find the jetpack originally) fly to this hole then drop you will fall for about 5 seconds and then spawn inside so you can explore. Tip: be careful once inside as you can alert the guards. Also there is no way out once you are in. Thanks go out to Belly. --------------- Venturas Pile up Sent in by SpasticDisaster It's always fun to cause a pile-up in the freeway at Las Venturas. Then, once there's enough cars crashed around, throw in a couple satchel charges and detonate them. It's pretty sweet. Tip: Remember to throw the satchel's. Thanks go to SpasticDisaster. ---------------- Las Venturras: Reloaded Sent in by rin kobayashi What you need: A Nrg-500 What you do: Take an NRG-500 and ride against traffic in the freeway surrounding LV. It's surpisingly fun, weaving in and out of coming traffic at high speeds. Plus, other cars will crash into eachother, sending bikes, cars, trucks, etc. flying over-head while riding. Tip: See how long you can last. Thanks go to rin kobayashi. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 13: Missions -------------------------------------------------------------------- In this chapter you can make up missions for people to try out for Some fun. --------------- Bomb da Train What you need: Satchel charges. What you do: On your map look in the countryside for a bridge with Railway tracks underneath it. Stand on the edge of the tracks and when a train comes You have to jump on it before it goes. When on the train you have to place A satchel charge on each part of the train. When the train stops get off and Blow it up and mission won. --------------- De-rail da train What you need: Nothing. What you do: Get in a train at a train station. You have to go as fast as you can and de-rail it. Once done congratulation's, you've completed this Mission. --------------- Sniper assassin What you need: A sniper rifle and a helicopter. What you do: Get your stuff and land on any building in San Fierro. Now look for one of those guys with bags on there heads. They are really movie stars trying to hide so kill at Least one of them to send the rest of them a message. ---------------- S.A.P.D blow up What you need: Guns armour and satchel charges. What you do: Go into any police station and you have to plant a bomb on every floor of the police station, once done blow them up In a safe area in the police Station. Mission Complete. ---------------- Night of the living dead Start in the gravyard in the country. You can only have a rifle as your weapon and cant do any cheats. You have to make your way to the part of the Panopticon with the chainsaw and stay in the shack. You have to put the cheats bounty on your head and peds riot on. If you run out of ammo your going to fight them by hand --------------- Day of the dead Put the cheats bounty on your head and peds riot cheat on and find any underground place like tunnels where people tend to be. You have to have a machine gun and desert eagle and cant use armour or ammo cheats. --------------- Dawn of the dead Put on the same cheats as the previous two and go on top of yellow building near where you stock up stuff you steal in the robbery mission. Now you need a sniper. If you run out of ammo you have to go to the nearest ammunation which we are pretending is Andy's gun store from the movie. You then have to find a way back on to the building by using a car or truck. See how long you can last. ---------------- The matrix highway In this you have to put on a four star wanted level and get a bike, now go on the wrong side of the road and get to the country. You have to have the aggresive traffic cheat on. ---------------- Nija killa Wear all black and cover your face in a black bandanna. Get a katana and put on bounty on your head. You have to start in San fierro on the pointy building and parachute down. Now you have to make your way to Your house in Ganton on foot. You can jump on a train roof but are not allowed in any veicle. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central -------------------------------------------------------------------- Send in any missions you made up to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com And you can have people testing your missions. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 14: Moderation --------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello everybody and welcome to the moderation section of my evolving guide. This chapter will show you the car moderations in the game. So please read ahead and see some of the stuff! -------------- Okay then, let's start with where the garages are: ---------- Los Santos ---------- Amount: 2 What: Transfender and LocolowCo. Where: Transfender is in Temple, NorthEast. LocolowCo is at playa Del Seville. *Note* LocolowCo and Transfender is unlocked after doing "Ceaser Vialpando." ---------- San Fierro ---------- Amount: 2 What: Transfender and Wheel Angels. Where: Transfender is north of your garage. Wheels Angels is at Ocean Flats. *Note* You have to have purchased Wang Autos to unlock Whell Angel. ------------ Los Venturas ------------ Amount: 1 What: Transfender. Where: Come-A-Lot. -------------- Now we come to the part where I will show you all the Mod's available to each type of car I have found. --------- Lowriders --------- ----------- BLADE ----------- MOD Shop.........................Loco Low Co. MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........3 # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 # of Moddable Interior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Chromer, Slamin Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof mods available.....................Hardtop, Softtop (up) Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................Chrome Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......9 Offroad wheels available?...............NO Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- BROADWAY ----------- MOD Shop.........................Loco Low Co. MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........2 # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 # of Moddable Interior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Chromer, Slamin Front bumper mods available.............Chromer, Slamin Rear bumper mods available..............Chromer, Slamin Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof mods available.....................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................Chrome Strips Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......9 Offroad wheels available?...............NO Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- REMINGTON ----------- MOD Shop.........................Loco Low Co. MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........3 # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Chromer, Slamin Front bumper mods available.............Chromer, Slamin Rear bumper mods available..............Chromer, Slamin Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................Chrome Flames, Chrome Arches Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......9 Offroad wheels available?...............NO Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES Misc mods availabe......................Chrome Grill, Chrome Bars, Chrome Lights ----------- SAVANNA ----------- MOD Shop.........................Loco Low Co. MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........3 # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 # of Moddable Interior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Chromer, Slamin Front bumper mods available.............Chromer, Slamin Rear bumper mods available..............Chromer, Slamin Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof mods available.....................Hardtop, Softtop (down) Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................Chrome Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......9 Offroad wheels available?...............NO Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- SLAMVAN ----------- MOD Shop.........................Loco Low Co. MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........3 # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Chromer, Slamin Front bumper mods available.............Chromer Rear bumper mods available..............Chromer bullbar, Slamin bullbar Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof mods available.....................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................Chrome Trim, Wheelcovers Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......9 Offroad wheels available?...............NO Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- TAHOMA ----------- MOD Shop.........................Loco Low Co. MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 # of Moddable Interior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......4 Offroad wheels available?...............NO Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- TORNADO ----------- MOD Shop.........................Loco Low Co. MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........3 # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 # of Moddable Interior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Chromer, Slamin Front bumper mods available.............Chromer, Slamin Rear bumper mods available..............Chromer, Slamin Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................Chrome Strips Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......9 Offroad wheels available?...............NO Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- VOODOO ----------- MOD Shop.........................Loco Low Co. MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......4 Offroad wheels available?...............NO Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ------------------ Street Racer Car's ------------------ --------- ELEGY --------- MOD Shop.........................Wheel Angels MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........3 # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Alien, X-Flow Front bumper mods available.............Alien, X-Flow Rear bumper mods available..............Alien, X-Flow Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................Alien, X-Flow Spoilers available......................Alien, X-Flow Side skirts available...................Alien, X-Flow Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............NO Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES --------- FLASH --------- MOD Shop.........................Wheel Angels MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........3 # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Alien, X-Flow Front bumper mods available.............Alien, X-Flow Rear bumper mods available..............Alien, X-Flow Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................Alien, X-Flow Spoilers available......................Alien, X-Flow Side skirts available...................Alien, X-Flow Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............NO Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ---------- JESTER ---------- MOD Shop.........................Wheel Angels MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........3 # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Alien, X-Flow Front bumper mods available.............Alien, X-Flow Rear bumper mods available..............Alien, X-Flow Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................Alien, X-Flow Spoilers available......................Alien, X-Flow Side skirts available...................Alien, X-Flow Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............NO Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- STRATUM ----------- MOD Shop.........................Wheel Angels MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........3 # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Alien, X-Flow Front bumper mods available.............Alien, X-Flow Rear bumper mods available..............Alien, X-Flow Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................Alien, X-Flow Spoilers available......................Alien, X-Flow Side skirts available...................Alien, X-Flow Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............NO Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ---------- SULTAN ---------- MOD Shop.........................Wheel Angels MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........3 # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Alien, X-Flow Front bumper mods available.............Alien, X-Flow Rear bumper mods available..............Alien, X-Flow Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................Alien, X-Flow Spoilers available......................Alien, X-Flow Side skirts available...................Alien, X-Flow Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............NO Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ---------- URANUS ---------- MOD Shop.........................Wheel Angels MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........3 # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Alien, X-Flow Front bumper mods available.............Alien, X-Flow Rear bumper mods available..............Alien, X-Flow Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................Alien, X-Flow Spoilers available......................Alien, X-Flow Side skirts available...................Alien, X-Flow Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............NO Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------------- HIGH POWERED CARS ----------------- ----------- BUFFALO ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................2X and 10X only Bass boost available?...................NO Hydraulics available?...................YES ---------- BULLET ---------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........2 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................NO Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- BANSHEE ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........2 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................NO Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- CHEETAH ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................Win, Fury, Alpha Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................NO Hydraulics available?...................YES --------- COMET --------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........2 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................NO Hydraulics available?...................YES ------------- INFERNUS ------------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................NO Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- PHOENIX ----------- Note: YES, This car IS in the game! MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........2 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................Oval, Square Roof scoops available...................Standard Spoilers available......................Win, Fury Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................Square # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES NOTE: ----- Here are the steps to acquire a Phoenix... 1. Start the "Hills of San Fierro" street race next to Pay n Spray in Doherty. 2. Instead of racing, return to the place where you activated the race. 3. Get out of the car and wait for the 30 second timer to expire. 4. You fail the race, but the Phoenix is still sitting next to you so back out of the race screen and go get it. ------------ SUPER GT ------------ MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................NO Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- TURISMO ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................NO Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- WINDSOR ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................NO Hydraulics available?...................YES ---------- ZR-350 ---------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Medium, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................Standard Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................NO Hydraulics available?...................YES ------------ REGULAR CARS ------------ ----------- ADMIRAL ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES --------- ALPHA --------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ------------------ BLISTA COMPACT ------------------ MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........2 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Twin Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................Race Hood vents available....................Oval Roof scoops available...................Standard Spoilers available......................Win, Drag, Fury, Alpha Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ---------- BOBCAT ---------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........2 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Medium, Twin Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................Round # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- BRAVURA ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Twin Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................Fury, Champ Hood vents available....................Oval, Square Roof scoops available...................Standard Spoilers available......................Win, Alpha Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................Round # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ------------- BUCCANEER ------------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................Fury Hood vents available....................Oval, Square Roof scoops available...................Standard Spoilers available......................Win, Fury, Alpha Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................Round # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ---------- CABBIE ---------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ---------- CLOVER ---------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Medium, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................Square Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................Champ, Race Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES -------- CLUB -------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................Fury, Champ Hood vents available....................Square Roof scoops available...................Standard Spoilers available......................Worx, Pro Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................Round, Square # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- ELEGANT ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- EMPEROR ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................Oval, Square Roof scoops available...................Standard Spoilers available......................Win, Fury, Alpha Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................Round # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ------------- ESPERANTO ------------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES --------- EUROS --------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- FELTZER ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- FORTUNE ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ------------ GLENDALE ------------ # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........2 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ------------- GREENWOOD ------------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........2 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................Fury, Champ Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................Standard Spoilers available......................Worx, Pro Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ---------- HERMES ---------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- HUNTLEY ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- HUSTLER ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ------------ INTRUDER ------------ # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available.................. Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................Champ Scoop Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................1 Spoilers available......................Win, Drag, Fury Side skirts available...................1 Fog lamps available.....................Square # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES --------------- LANDSTALKER --------------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Medium, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................Round, Square # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ------------ MAJESTIC ------------ MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........2 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................Oval, Square Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................Drag, Fury, Worx, Alpha Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES --------- MERIT --------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Medium, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................Fury Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................Standard Spoilers available......................Drag, Fury, Worx, Alpha Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES -------- MESA -------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Medium, Twin Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................Round, Square # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ---------- NEBULA ---------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Medium, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................Champ Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................Drag, Race, Worx, Pro Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- OCEANIC ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........2 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ------------- PERENNIAL ------------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Medium, Twin Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................Drag, Worx, Pro Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................Round # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- PICADOR ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Small, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................Fury, Champ Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................Standard Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................Round # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- PREVION ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Medium, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................Standard Spoilers available......................Win, Alpha Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................Round # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES --------- PRIMO --------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Medium, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................Oval Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................Worx, Alpha, Pro Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- RANCHER ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........2 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................Fury, Champ Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................Standard Spoilers available......................Drag, Worx, Pro Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................Round, Square # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ---------- REGINA ---------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........2 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ---------- ROMERO ---------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........2 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES --------- SABRE --------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ------------ SENTINEL ------------ MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Medium, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................Win, Champ, Fury, Pro Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ---------- SOLAIR ---------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ------------ STAFFORD ------------ MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................Standard Spoilers available......................Win, Fury Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ------------ STALLION ------------ MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................Oval, Square Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................Win, Fury, Alpha Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................Round # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- STRETCH ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................0 Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- SUNRISE ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................Fury, Champ Hood vents available....................Oval, Square Roof scoops available...................Standard Spoilers available......................Win, Fury, Alpha Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES --------- TAMPA --------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................Worx, Race Hood vents available....................Oval, Square Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................Win, Fury, Alpha Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES -------- TAXI -------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Medium, Twin Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................Fury, Champ Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................Win, Alpha Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- VINCENT ----------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................Champ Hood vents available....................Oval, Square Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................0 Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................Square # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES --------- VIRGO --------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........2 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Medium, Upswept, Twin Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................Oval, Square Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................Champ, Fury, Alpha Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES -------------- WASHINGTON -------------- MOD Shop.........................TransFender MODIFICATIONS AVAILABLE ----------------------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Medium, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................0 Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................0 Spoilers available......................Champ, Fury, Worx, Pro Side skirts available...................0 Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES ----------- WILLARD ----------- # of Custom Paintjobs available.........NONE # of Moddable Exterior Colors...........1 Exhaust mods available..................Large, Twin, Upswept Front bumper mods available.............0 Rear bumper mods available..............0 Hood scoops available...................Worx, Race Hood vents available....................0 Roof scoops available...................Standard Spoilers available......................Win, Fury, Alpha Side skirts available...................Standard Fog lamps available.....................0 # of wheel custom wheel selections......10 Offroad wheels available?...............YES Nitro availabale?.......................YES Bass boost available?...................YES Hydraulics available?...................YES -------------- So this concludes all of the Mod's I think. Well that took a long time to do! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central --------------------------------------------------------------------- Did I miss a car in the game and you have modded it and you know about it, well send it into andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com and I will be happy! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 15: Pedestrians --------------------------------------------------------------------- Now the pedestrian's comments are some of the funniest things of Funny things there are. Also the way some pedestrian's look is funny. Here are some of the things they say. -------------- Some funny Lines "Hey boy, you smell. Get a wash." "Love fist are back baby yeah." "Just because I'm English give you the right to assault me." "(Does a long screechy fart) It wasn't me I swear to God." "Oh my god he has a gun, run, Ahhhh." "I'm a gangsta now bitch!" "Hi, Welcome to my sh*t store." "Hope you choke a doodle do." "Don't choke on the bone fragments." --------------- Strange/funny pedestrians --------------- In the country a man can rarely be seen walking About talking about aliens (Not seen). --------------- In San Fierro a man who has a brown bag on his Head can be seen wandering around. --------------- Apparently a man can be seen using the jetpack Up very high up. (Have not seen this) --------------- In Easter Bay Chemicals a man is meant to have been seen in a Black trench coat talking about "things."(Not seen) --------------- Some stories have been told of Ryder's dead body In the water near the Gant Bridge (Not seen) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Have you seen weird or strange pedestrians or heard funny Comments, if you have send them to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 16: Police Chases ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Police chases in this are Better than any game I have played before. They are fun as Hell as the police are fairly dumb and fall off bridges and Drive into walls which I hilarious. --------------- Gun n run Fun rating: ******* What you need: A gun. What you do: For this you shoot a cop, then run away. You are not allowed drive and when you kill one cop you have to kill another and keep killing until you die. See how long you can last. Tip: Carry a light weapon so you can sprint. --------------- Back ride to nowhere. Fun rating: ******** What you need: A gun. What you do: Get your gun and find a car you can jump in The back of and you could stay in it easier than normal cars. Once in it kill lots of people and get cops after you and then the Driver will speed away with you in the back of it. Now stay in it Car while fending off the cops. It's just like a action movie. Tip: Try get in a big truck down by the docks. --------------- Chase in the woods Fun rating: ******** What you need: A bike and gun. What you do: Get whatever bike you want and head to the Country for loads of fun. The cops will go flying up the hills And probably land on you. Tip: Mt. Chiliad. --------------- Fierro Flare Fun rating: ********** What you need: Bike or car. What you do: Get your chosen veicle and get a four star wanted level. Speed up the hills of San Fierro and you will think it is fun. You can try recreate The Fast And The Furious. Tip: Mod up your car for more fun. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I want your ideas for your favourite types of car chases. Send them all into the email address andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com --------------- Homie Drive By Sent in by Uncontrollable. What you do: Get a four-door vehicle with open windows (such as a Glendale.) Recruit 3 homies (less if you want a greater challenge.) Drive-by cops until you have a 3-star wanted level. Let your homies blow up 15 police cruisers Tip: Cruise through the countryside to lose your wanted level. Thank's go to Uncontrollable. --------------- Stupid cop's Sent in by Ringo. What you need: Jetpack, gun's. What you do: Get like 3 stars, put on the jet pack... lead the cops into water by hovering over the end of a dock... all I do is hover a little bit off the end of it. Tip: Take out the Helicopter's whenever they get come. Thanks go to Ringo. --------------- Police blaster Sent in by Gloopy35 What you need: Weapons, armour. What you do: Go into a police station (unarmed) . Choose a good place to defend yourself (Showers in Los Santos for eg), and then start blasting pigs until you get 6 stars. Now the tricky bit - make it out of the station and back to a save point. Tip: If you need armour try the locker room. Thanks go to Gloopy35 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 17: Planes ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Planes are very fun if you know how to fly them. So Try some of the stuff here and see for yourself. --------------- Upside down man Fun rating: ******* What you need: A plane. What you do: Get in your plane and fly up. Now go upside down and go low. Now See how long you can fly through a town. Tip: Don't crash. --------------- Forester Fun rating: *** What you need: A plane. What you do: Fly to the country and Try fly through the forest as you repeatedly Blow up more and more. Tip: Don't fly into a tree.... hold on one Minute, that's impossible. --------------- Parachuters Fun rating: ********** What you need: A plane/helicopter and parachute. What you do: Fly up high and bail. You will fall For a bit. Open your chute whenever you want. It's really Fun just falling and then realizing you doesn't Have a chute and going SQUISH. Tip: Bring a parachute. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central --------------------------------------------------------------------- Send whatever you think is fun to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com Please send some in. ---------------- Sent in by Belly. Parachuter What you Need : a plane What you Do: fly up in your plane to a minimum of the second altitude meter once you are high press triangle and leap out of your plane. you will automaticaly equip a parachute and will be able to skydive Tip : i think you need to have completed pilot school to be able to dive out with a parachute. Thanks go to Belly. ----------------- Sent in by Skills4 Pool diver What you need: A plane. What you do: get a plane and fall out and try to land in a pool (no damage to you AT ALL!!) Tip: Go to the hill's at Madd Dog's mansion. Thank's go to Skills4. ----------------- Sent in by igor006 Area 69 skydiver What you need: Parachute, plane. What you do: Make your CJ take up skydiving into Area 69 as a new hobby!Then use your instincts how to make it out of there alive and with a new Hydra! Tip: Start a dogfight with the other jet's. Thank's go to ignor006 ------------------ At the AirStrip... Sent in by Psyco monkey What you need: Satchel charges. What you do: You should have a at least four planes at the Airstrip by the end of the game... One for completing one of the Heist missions One for bronze, one for silver from Pilot School The Hunter if you get gold from pilot school The Hydra from a latter mission.... Ok so you get all these planes put them in one area....put about 20 charges around the planes....step back a good way and detonate the lot....watch as there are about 40 explosions.... Tip: Park a bike where you watch the fireworks take place.... as you get at least a 4 star wanted level from blowing the planes up, hop on the bike and try to avoid the police..... great fun.... Thank's go to Psyco monkey. --------------- Dogfight Sent in by dave100 What you need: Armour, maybe a gun. What you do: Bust into the airfield at Area 69 and steal a Rhino. Destroy everything on the airfield except the Hydras. When police helicopters come, shoot them down with the main cannon. Once you get 6 stars, leave the Rhino and steal the Hydra furthest from the northeast SAM site. Fly low directly over it and you *should* not be hit. If you are hit, bail at your airfield, save, and try again. Fly to Las Venturas and see how many Hydras you can shoot down before you get bored, shot down, or crash. If you bail out the choppers will kill you as you float down to the ground. Tip: My current record is 46 Hydras shot down, try beat it. Thanks go to dave100 --------------- Plane race Sent in by PolperroPS2 What you need: A plane. What you do: Fly as high as you can in a plane, make sure you are over water, bail out of the plane, open parchute, then bail out of parachute and see if you can beat the plane into the sea. Tip: Use the Big 747. Thanks go to polperro. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 18: Property's. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello my friends and welcome to all that is property's. You go them, you save and leave, right, well your wrong. You need these to get 100% as well and stuff. Read on to see them all. --------------- Ganton You get this free at the start of the game. You can fit two cars and no planes. A camera, spraypaint can and a game console are here. Your Tags reward also appears here. --------------- El corona In this place there is nothing special. It costs $10,000 and you can fit no cars or planes in it. --------------- Willowfield It costs $10,000 and can hold no cars and no planes. --------------- Jefferson It also costs $10,000 and can hold absolutly no cars or planes what so ever. --------------- Verona Beach $10,000, no cars or planes, need I say any more. --------------- Mulholland Okay finally, it costs $50,000 and can hold 2 cars and no planes. --------------- Santa Maria Beach It costs $30,000 and can hold 2 cars and no planes. --------------- Vinewood It costs you $100,000 and can hold up to 3 cars. --------------- Bluberry Is costs you $10,000 and can hold nothing. --------------- Palmino Creek It costs you $35,000 and can hold up to 2 cars but no planes may be stored. --------------- Dillimore It cost's $40,000 and can hold 2 cars and no planes. --------------- Shady Creeks This one is very pricy at $120,000 and strangly for that price can hold nothing at all! -------------- WhetStone This is free and can hold no cars and no planes. -------------- Firn Ridge Firn Ridge is free aswell and cannot hold any vehicles at all. -------------- Angel pine This place costs you $20,000 and cant hold anything at all. -------------- Garcia Its free and can hold 4 cars and no planes. Also all of the weapons you get from the snapshots spawn here. -------------- Hashbury Costing $40,000 isnt so bad when it can hold up to 4 cars. -------------- Doherty It costs $20,000 and can hold no vehicles at all. -------------- Queens It costs you $50,000 and can hold no vehicles. -------------- Palisades It can hold 2 cars and will cost you �20,000 for this estate. -------------- ChinaTown This place costs you $20,000 and can hold no cars. -------------- Financial This costs a whooping $100,000 and can only hold up to 2 cars. -------------- Verdent Meadows This costs you only $80,000 and if you can do it right, you can hold 50 cars and without cars you could hold around 5 planes. If you cant do it and the garage eats your cars you will be stuck with 4 cars and 1 plane. -------------- Fort Carson This costs you $30,000 and you can hold up to 2 cars. -------------- El Quebrasos This place costs you $20,000 and can hold nothing. ------------- Los Barrancas This costs you up to $20,000 and can hold no vehicles. ------------- Redsands West $30,000 and can hold 2 cars ------------- Pirates in mens pants(PIMP) It costs $6,000 and cant hold anything. ------------- Camel's toe(Ha ha ha) It costs $6,000 and cannot hold anything. ------------- Four Dragons casino It's free and can hold nothing. ------------- Ring Master Costs $6,000 and has no room for any vehicle. ------------- Prickle Pine Costing $50,000 and can hold 4 cars this is a realy good buy. ------------- Old Venturas Strip $6,000 and can hold nothing. ------------- Creek $10,000 and cannot hold anything. ------------- White Wood Estates It costs you $20,000 and can hold up to 2 vehicles. ------------- Rockshore West Costs $20,000 and can hold nothing. ------------------------------- Now we will move onto the buiseness part of the Property chaper of the guide. ------------- Zero's shop Buy it after his missions to get a save point and that is it. ------------- Wangs AutoShop Finish "Puncture Wounds." Save at it, do Import/Export missions. ------------- Verdent Meadows. Buy it when Toreno tells you too. Get a save, generates up to $10,000, holds loads of stuff like planes. -------------- Courier Places Complete all the courier missions to get a save point. -------------- Rs hauling Complete all of the trucker missions to get a save point. -------------- Vank Goff Hotel Finish level 5 of Valet missions to get it. You get a save point. -------------- Hunter Quary Complete all the Quarry missions to get a save pont. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 19: Rare vehicle's -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello my friend's and welcome to the rare vehicles section. Are you trying to find some vehicle to carry lot's of homie's in, well we have it here, so check it out below. --------------- Bullet Proof Tanker Mission: Tanker Commander What you do: Get in the Tanker and hop back out of it. Now kill Catilina and drive the Tanker to a garage that can fit it which will be either the one near Ceaser's or the Santa Maria Beach place. --------------- Bullet Proof Slamvan Mission: Before T-Bone Mendez What you do: Okay before the mission this spawns outside Jizzy's club. You cannot save it in a garage or it will not be bullet proof any more. --------------- Custom paint job mothership Mission: Are you going to San Fierro. What you do: After you burn the weed just kill the Truth and get in his Mothership and drive it to the nearest garage. --------------- Go Kart Mission: After completing all the story missions. What you do: Go to the empty water canal near CJ's house. Head to the other end of it and it should be parked there. --------------- Police car with it's hood up. Mission: None. What you do: Head to the impound lot in San Fierro near the two bridges. Head inside and you should see a police car with the hood up. No matter how fast you drive the hood will not fall off. --------------- Fire Proof Greenwood. Mission: Drive-Thru What you do: In the mission just bring the car into whatever garage you want as it is already fireproof, so just save it. --------------- Bullet Proof Forklift. Mission: Robbing Uncle Sam. What you do: Get in the forklift like normal. Now just drive it to your garage and you have yourself a Bullet Proof Forklift. -------------- Bullet and Fire Proof Tahoma. Mission: House Party. What you do: After the mission two of the cars you used to hide behind are Tahoma's and you will be simply able to push it into your garage. -------------- Bullet, Fire and Explosion Proof Savanna. Mission: High Stakes, Low Rider. What you do: Finish the mission and wait for Ceasers car to turn up. Bash into his car with another car and kill him when he gets out. Now you can get in and drive away. --------------- Patriot Where: Easter Basin Chemicals. How: Go in and shoot your way through to it and drive away to a garage. ---OR YOU CAN--- Go to area 69 and you will find it near a Cargo Bob. --------------- Coach You can find one of these around Las Venturas Strip alot driving about. --------------- Alpha I have not seen this driving along alot so if you want it then head inside Wang Auto's. --------------- Baggage carrier Go to the airport to see this driving around. It can attach a stairs and baggage onto it. --------------- Banshee If you find it hard finding these then dont woory as there is one parkes next to the gym in San Fierro. --------------- Euro's Now this alot of people have been having trouble finding, it is simply parked underneath the camels toe in Los Venturas. --------------- SandKing This is the daddy of sandy cars? Well if you want it just check underneath the "Big Ear." --------------- Super GT If you want the fast, but shit handling car just go to the control tower in the airport in San Fierro. --------------- Uranus Ha ha ha ha ha, it's funny at first but then it's not. Anyway to get it go inside Wang Autos when your missions in it are finished. --------------- Mr. Whoopee It's is in Tierro Robado in Las Venturas. --------------- Tow Truck You can find this in the junkyard near Angel Pine. --------------- BF Injection Found in Santa Maria beach for all your beach needing needs. --------------- Caddy The country club in San Fierro. --------------- Combine harvester Ohhhhhhhhh yes! This big thing of fun can be found on Truths farm after the mission body harvest. --------------- Lawn-mower Dillamore is where you will find this grass mowing machine. --------------- Quad Found under a bridge in Angel Pine. --------------- Tractor Very fun for throwing big trucks. This can be found nearly all of the country. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central -------------------------------------------------------------------- If you have found a vehicle that I haven't you can send it into me at andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com -------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 20: Secrets -------------------------------------------------------------------- In this chapter we will look at some secret weapons or funny things. --------------- 747(It's a Jumbo Jet) In Las Venturas go to the airport and to your left is an enormous Hanger. Go to it and wait for it to open. It will normally appear in daytime So don't worry if it's not there. Bizarrely it can only hold one person. --------------- "Purple Toy" Go into any police station. Now in the evidence room is a purple "Fun" toy. --------------- Cane Behind the Vinewood sign is a cane that kills people in a few hits. --------------- Infinite Nos When you do up a car and you find it annoying when it keeps running out of Nos, Try this. Bring the car to any garage you have. Now blow it up. It will Spawn with infinite Nos. --------------- Screensaver If you wait a few minutes without doing anything a screensaver will Come on. It will zoom to any active civilian or car. --------------- A tribute to lemmings As you may know, Rockstar used to be called DMA and made The game lemmings where you committed suicide over and over again With your very small green haired people. Now head to the Los Venturas gym and beside it is a bomb shop. Beside the bomb shop an alleyway. Go into the alleyway and look At the building across the street. You will see about two People jump off the edge to their death, just like lemmings. --------------- Big moon and small moon. Shoot the moon and just like all the other Gta games the moon Will change size. --------------- Bridge facts Near the gant bridge you will find a board with facts on the bridge like height, draw distance and polygons. --------------- No easter eggs On the gant bridge on one of the high pllars is a sign saying "There is no easter eggs up here." --------------- Bloodstains In the panopticon in the shack where the abused glendale is, on the floorboards is lots of dried bloodstains. --------------- Rockstar make fun of games In this secret on the missin where you sneak into madd dogs mansion, you will see a guy playing Driver3, he says stuff like "Reflections screwed up so bad" and "Tanner you suck!" Also go to the train station in Los Santos (the outside one) and a billboard says "True Grime:Street Cleaner." --------------- Past charecters sign In Los Venturas you will see two signs on the side of the casinos. One of Candy Suxx the other of Avery. --------------- Rockstar logos In many parts you can see rockstar logos. Many items of clothing has it on them and I have spotted one nobody posted aabout. When you bring your girlfriend on a good date to a bar they will drink a bottle of beer. If you look closly enough you can see the rockstar logo on the side of the beer bottle. --------------- Big logs In many of the safe houses in the kitchen is a cereal called Big Logs Cok o Pops which is making fun of Kellogs coco pops. --------------- Take a picture of you If you have a gang member near you just stroll over and press L1. He will take the camera and yu can take photos of yourself. --------------- Take over all of San Andreas Fly or boat out to the southeast of Los Santos. Now bail out and drown. You should spawn with gang territory all over the map.(I have not tried this but people say it works and supposdly you can fight gangs that were meant to be taken out of the final game.) --------------- Manhunt picture In the bar near Cj's house in Los Santos called "Ten green bottles" there is a picture a a trooper from manhunt. Since all the bars pretty much look the same this can be found in nearly any bar. --------------- Get gun level up fast Get your weapon of choice and repetedly shoot at the wheel of a car and it will get your gun level to hitman in no time without blowing up the car. --------------- Make loads of money Go to your Ganton house and go onto the vidio game console. Leave and come bak later and a large sum of money will be at the house outside. If you done it without going on the game console you would starve. --------------- CJ puke's Go to any fast food outlet and eat over 11 of the dearest meals. If you eat over 11 the owner will say something and CJ will puke out green puke. You will not be able to eat for a while after you puke. --------------- Nitro gets back quickly If your Nitro runs out all you have to do is simply get out of the car and get back in. The Nitro has now recharged. --------------- Lil probe Inn map This one has started topics on the Gamefaqs boards and the topics have reached 2000+ post's. People are wondering what the hell all the spots on the map is for. To get to it go to the Lil Probe Inn and go to the back room. It can also be found in Torenos cabin. They have led to such things as the beat up Glendales, Greenglass College and some guy said one leds to a large vally. ---------------- Private Dance In a strip club if you go to the room at the back of it you can see a red marker. Go into it and you will have a Private Dance that costs you $100 and you can change camera angle with the right anolog stick. ---------------- Strike a pose striper In a strip club you can go up to any girl danceing on the pole and press triangle to throw $20 and she will strike a pose for you. ---------------- Sick cop's Go to impond lot in Los Santos and in a corner you will see two cop's with a different pedestrains with one beating them up and the other watches. ---------------- Smoking pedestrians Go into the Los Santos police department and go into where all the cells are. You will see pedestrians smoking or being beat up by cop's. ---------------- Peice of cable When coming of the San Fierro bridge you will see a path leading to a diner. Around the back of the diner is a peice of cable with funny little sentences under it. ---------------- Rockstar Constilation If you look in the sky at night you will see stars form a star constilation forming the Rockstar logo. ---------------- Silver Vibrater In Bayside behind some dumpster is a silver vibrator. ---------------- Girlfriend photos In your safe houses when you have a girlfriend, sometimes photos of them appear in your house. ---------------- Nipples Go into a strip club and look at the womens boobs and you will see part of the nipple. ---------------- Alien man Get Infered goggles and go to the Lil Probe Inn and look for a man with a hat. Put the goggles on and you will see that he looks like an alien. ---------------- Michelles work belt Go into the garage Micelle owns and look in your camera and check out her work belt for a few suprises. ---------------- Dildo chainsaw Go into the sex shop in Las Venturas and behind the counter you will see a chainsaw with the blade replaced with a dildo. Sadly you cant use this. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central -------------------------------------------------------------------- Found any secrets, super cool things, well send them all to Andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com and you will get thanks. --------------- Silver Vibrater Sent in by D.Pavy It can be found in that area in top left, it's the island that boatschool is on.. anyways, there is a small spot that has a dumpster and lot's of dirt as ground, it has some cones in front of entrence... well you go there and right behind the dumpster is a silver vibrator!! Thank's go out to D.Pavy -------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 21: Single Player -------------------------------------------------------------------- This section is put in for contributors because they sent a good bit of things saying single player as their catogory. Now what do you like doing the most everywhere in San Andreas? For anyone who puts his or her category as single player come here. --------------- Hunter Fun rating: ********* What you need: Anything you want. What you do: Go around places especially the country and see if you can find and funny secrets or possibly a myth. Tip: Get a sanchez for your hunting. --------------- Good Driver, Bad Driver Fun rating: ******** What you need: A car and patience. What you do: Drive your car from Ganton to the airfeild sensibly. Obey all lights and if you hit a person you have to get out of your car and look for a second. If somebody hits your car though, you get to beat them to death. Tip: Go to the top of Los Santos to get there quicker. --------------- Bird Shootin Fun rating: ***** What you need: A rifle. What you do: It's really easy to do this one people, all you do is aim into the sky with your rifle and start shooting some bird's. They do not fall out of the sky, they just dissapeer. Tip: Go to the country to see more birds. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central ------------------------------------------------------------------- You were the ones who wanted it so send in all the things you like to do in single player to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com --------------- Smack the cop Sent in by Mushroomhead29 What you need: The funny purple weapon. What you do: Rn up and slap a cop with the big purple love machine. Tip: I dont know. Thanks go to Mushroomhead29. --------------- Suicide Bomber Sent in by Cousin Dell What you need: Satchel charge's. What you do: Try to keep tossing remote charges on the same ped. when you cannot make any more stick, keep following him until he reaches a crowded area and kaboom. It's kinda hard since they keep running but it is fun. Tip: Do a long throw to get it on them when running. Thank's go out to Cousin Dell. --------------- Fairly not fun Sent in by jazztronaut What you need: Absoluly nothing What you do: Well this has to be the most dumb thing I have done in this game, he might of been messing but he say's try walking from the airport in Los Santos to the abandoned airstrip. Tip: Dont try it. Thanks go to jazztronaut. ---------------- Find the bodie's Sent in by motherbuster2 Recruit a full gang of seven homies, then lead them into the middle of the Grove St. cul-de-sac and hit "down" on the d-pad so they'll stay put. Walk a few feet back and begin launching satchel charges at the center homie in the group. (They'll stick to him.) Once you've stuck about 20 satchel charges to him, go stand waaaayyyy back from the group, but make sure they're still in frame, then detonate the bombs. The bodies will scatter in all directions at about mach 2. Now run around and see if you can locate any of the bodies of your homies. You'd be AMAZED how far some of them make it off of 20 satchel charges... Tip: Go to the country. Thanks go to motherbuster2. ----------------- Highway pile up! Sent in by Neven89 Put something in the middle of the highway and behold the chaos and destruction. Cars will explode, people will fight and you'll be laying back sippin' on Gin and juice. Kickass! Tip: Do it in a highway near a city. ----------------- Restraunt killer Sent in by jd chugger The funnist thing in this game is getting a gun and going in to a restraunt and killing every one. Then cops spawn and the dont shoot at you. They are all scared. Tip: I think Clukin Bell is the best place to go. ----------------- Base Jumping Sent in by DarkKnight27 What you need: Parachute. What you do: jump off all sorts of things, buildings mountains lighthouses, etc. Tip: Bring a vehicle if needed. Thanks go to DarkKnight27. ----------------- Halo Jumping? Sent in by DarkKnight27. What you need: A helicopter or plane, parachute. What you do: try to get as close to the ground before opening and survive. Tip: Open it a little after it tells you to. Thanks go to DarkKight27. ---------------- Drug dealer bust up Sent in by lazyDannyboy29. What you need: A silenced pistol. What you do: Sneak around with a silenced pistol killing drug dealers, and enemy gang members. They wont notice it half the time with a silenced pistol. Tip: Also park a car on some drug dealer, and stab him in the ball sack. Thanks go to lazyDannyboy29. ---------------- BAGGAGE FUN Sent in by: Demedemarian What you need: Baggage car. What you do: Go to SF airport and get a Baggage Handler. Now try and see how many trailers you can attach to the back (It's quite a challenge, though the trailers are easy to push.). Now have fun with your big train of trailers by driving off a ramp and crashing (madness ensues with trailers flying everywhere) and then blow them all up. Or drive the baggage-train on the train travks (BUMPIEST. RIDE. EVAR!). Tip: Try hook up trailers and tractors. Thanks go to Demedemarian. ---------------- Rip-off Splinter Cell Sent in by Tetra Vega. What you Do: I turn the in game brightness all the way down. Equipment: Gimp suit Night-visiongoggles/thermals Knife Silenced pistol Sniper rifle Satchel charges Camera (optional) Play around with the pseudo-stealth in the game. Tip: Try stealth kill people. Thanks go to Tetra Vega. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 22: Some Myth's --------------------------------------------------------------------- Now what would GTA be without a few myth's. I love searching around the Place for things. I think Leatherface or the crazy farmer or whatever He is real. People saying they seen him in the game files as a guy With anger at a hundred percent or aliens flying about. All will be revealed soon As Rockstar release the Easter egg list. Read on for some stuff I Have saw or heard of. --------------- Leatherface Real: Unknown. Info: People claim to of been attacked by a hairy farmer people are Calling Leatherface. I have not saw him but weird things happened to Me at the Panopticon, as you will find out in the stories chapter. Explanation: People have reportedly looked in the game code and saw a Hairy farmer with his aggression up full with a different range of Weapons. I have not seen him but I believe in him. --------------- Bigfoot Real: Definitly not. Info: People claim they saw Bigfoot near Mt. Chiliad. It was said to Be fake as the people used Paintpro 4 or something like that. Explanation: A texture glitch, people using Paintpro 4, who know, he Just could be there somewhere. --------------- Body bags Real: Yes Info: In the Desert at the side of the road is a hole with body bags In it. Explanation: I have not seen it myself but people say they have seen It and many have. A Glendale is supposed to be beside a hole in the Ground. Who knows what happened. --------------- Loch Ness Monster Real: Haven't a clue! Info: People saying they saw a big figure in the water. Explanation: Don't know. Have to wait for the Easter egg list to come Out. --------------- Atlantis Real: Don't know. Info: People said they saw an Island under the water. Explanation: I don't know about this. We have to wait until the list Is ready. --------------- Secret Island Real: Not sure. Info: People who have a 100% say they saw an island about 15 minutes Flight past Los Venturas. Explanation: I went out looking but found nothing. I didn't have 100% Though. It is meant to give you infinite money and a skeleton of Tommy Vercetti on it. --------------- Vice City Surfboard Real: Yes Info: People said there was no surfboard in CJ's Wardrobe. Explanation: The people may have had a pirate copy game because Everybody I know has it in the wardrobe. Could the next game return To Vice City? --------------- Vice City Figures Real: Yes Info: People claiming they saw action figures of Vice City Characters Lance Vance and Tommy Vercetti. Explanation: Its true. In nearly all shops on the counter is a rack Of Vice City Characters. --------------- Sharks Real: Don't know. Info: People say Jaws jumped up and eat them. Explanation: Not sure. There are things but they could be Dolphins. We will have to wait and see. --------------- Caves Real: Apparently yes. Info: People said they explored two caves and found clothes and bodyparts. Explanation: Reports show that there are two caves in the game. One in the back o beyond and el diablo castilla. I have not found them but with so many people saying they found them and because its a beleivable myth, its probaly true. --------------- Door's in the sky Real: Unknown. Info: A few peoplesaid that the yellow triangles that lead to buildings have been seen hovering in the sky. Explanation: Possibley RockStar left some building interiours out of the game and now the triangle to let you go into the building is in the sky. Remember the real easter egg in Vice City where you jumped into a wall in a building, well possibly if you manage to parachute into the triangle if there is one, you will see some easter eg of some sort. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 23: Stories --------------------------------------------------------------------- Now this is the chapter I was looking forward to. I can tell you of my Adventures. All of this is 100% true so please don't send me flame mail. --------------- My Search for Leatherface ---- 09:00: I am up and ready. I have got the camera from My house. I am heading to the Panopticon. 10:00: Its Saturday and me and three different looking homies Headed out in Sweets car. 11:00: Were on the highway with Rage against the machine blaring. I turn to the news. There is meant to be a storm tonight. 14:00: We arrive. It's been cloudy overhead. I check out a few shacks. I found bloodstains and a beat up Glendale. 16:00: It's getting late and it has started to drizzle rain. I was just taking photos for a while. 19:00: It's raining now. I sat in Sweets car listening to the radio. 23:00: This is where the scary stuff happened. One of my men (The one in the green vest) started screaming and ran away. I was wondering what happened when I heard a shotgun sound. 00:00: I found my homies corps near a set of trees. He had no head. It was getting really scary now. 01:00: I found a cabin and beside it...A fire. A big massive fire burst out. I took photos of the fire. 04:00: I left my homies and ran off to look in different cabins. 05:00: I returned and found my homies in a shack, which was on fire. I got my fire extinguisher. They died unfortunately. 06:00: I took photos of their dead bodies. I heard a chainsaw noise and ran. Fog Was all around me, I could see nothing at all. I got in my car and drove out.I was surrounded by fog. 08:00: I was heading up a hill to escape whatever was chasing. A big black object was coming at me from the sky. "Oh s**t" I shouted. Blackness engulfed Me as a giant plane crushed me. This diary was found five days later. So I suppose Leatherface is real. I don't know what it was that killed my men. But that was like the worst way to die Ever. --------------- 29 Days Later ---- My friend and me played two players and had a brilliant time. We started in Los Venturas. I was CJ and he was the medic guy. We put on all the cheats I told you to put on. We headed out And hi-jacked the first car we see. Not too soon we find a bike And get on it. We headed to the freeway to escape the cops. We went On he wrong side of it and was soon lying on the highway face first We got up and ran. We were in a tunnel when a car ploughs into my friend And went out of control and hit me as well. Suddenly all the cars were piling up on us. We were losing life fast. The cops arrived and tried shooting at us. But they shot the gas tank on a car and blew up all the cars in a chain Reaction. We were killed instantly. That was very funny. --------------- Fight Pub ---- I went to the Lil Probe Inn and I began a fight with one guy. It reminded me of the film Fight Club. I learned the move set From San Fierro and kicked him in the face. A guy tried defending Him and started attacking me. I got a pool cue and killed the first Guy and then started attacking his defender. He was tough. He got a few Punches on me and then strangely he killed me. --------------- Chiliad Chap ---- I got a tractor a towed another tractor up to the top of Mt.Chiliad. I was driving towards the edge and then got out and pulled the man behind me out of his tractor. The guy started fighting me. I ran on top of the ramp. We fighted until he punched me off and ran off after me, killing the both of us. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central -------------------------------------------------------------------- Please send in your funny or scary stories to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com I will put nearly all-good stories in. --------------- Strangeness ---- Here's something that happened to me that I haven't seen anyone else mention. Only two things fall from the sky -- Birdshit and Idiots....until now! Dead folk fall from the sky, too. I was doing the flight school, the challenge 'parachute onto target' or whatever. I jumped but did NOT pull the ripcord. Instead, I plummeted to the ground. As I hit, I pressed the triangle button (restarts mission). Instead of being 'Wasted', I resumed parachuting -- only I was dead! My CJ would not pull the cord, just plummet back to earth. I could use triangle to restart the mission, but my limp CJ just kept falling each time. When I had enough and exited the school, My CJ just dropped dead ('WASTED!') as soon as he walked outside. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 24: The Country fun stuff --------------------------------------------------------------------- The country is one of my favourite places in the game. There are Loads to do and so I will state some of it to do. --------------- Bike rally Fun rating: ******* What you need: A mountain bike. What you do: The country has thousands of hills and his deadly for Doing bunny hops over hills and such. Hop over roads are fun as well. Tip: Be sure you don't fall into a river because it takes ages to Find a new car. ---------------- Chillin on Chiliad Fun rating: ********* What you need: A bike of some type. What you do: Go to Mt. Chiliad and hang about at the top or explore. At the top is a parachute. Get on a bike and fly off the ramp and use The parachute. Tip: Be careful as if your not fast enough you will hit the edge and Go squash. ---------------- The Penopticon Fun rating: ******** What you need: A rifle, nerves. What you do: If you believe, this will be fun for you, if not, don't Bother. I believe in leather face myself look in the stories chapter To see why. Weird things happen and I'm not kidding around. Tip: Bring gang members for company and may make leather face appear Faster. --------------- Crazy country Fun rating: ******* What you need: A big gun. What you do: Okay so in the country there are lots of bridges. Well You have to find one with no walls. Once you found it start running Around it. Get cops after you and shoot around to scare the drivers. The entire place will be crazy and cops and pedestrians will drive of The edge. When a cop comes near you move out of the way and he will Drive off the edge. Tip: Get moltive's on the cars to make them go crazier. --------------- Quad on up Fun rating: ********* What you need: A quad bike, which can be found in a shack on hilltop Farm. What you do: Get on your quad, and rally about, fairly easy. The quad Bike is really fun, especially on two players with a six star wanted Level. Tip: Try to land flat as the quad always seems to go forwards or Something and knock you off it. ---------------- Chainsaw crazy Fun rating: ****** What you need: A chainsaw and if you can a hockey mask? What you do: Get a hooker in San Fierro or Los Santos and bring them To the woods or a cabin. Now get "Business" done and when she is Finished she will get out. Now chase her down and kill her. Tip: You can run her over if you want but the chainsaw is better. --------------- Fire Starter Fun rating: ******** What you need: Loads have moltive's and things that burn and go boom. What you do: Get all tooled up and go into a big forest thing and Throw all you have and a big fire will start Tip: Bring loads of cars in and blow them up in a chain reaction for An enormous fire. --------------- Chillin in the country Fun rating: ********* What you need: Anything What you do: Well I dont know about you but I just love messing about in the little town's in the country and listening to all the hillbilly conversations. Tip: Try Angel Pine. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central --------------------------------------------------------------------- There are loads more things that I do not know about, so send in Anything you think is fun to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com --------------- Sent in by Funny Chap Nos Chiliad What you need: A car with nos parachute (Not needed) What you do: Get to the top of Mt. Chiliad. Use Nos before The ramp. Parachute if you want. Try land on four wheels. DON'T BAIL OUT! Tip: Get Nos 10x. Thanks go to funny chap (me mate) --------------- Sent in by Evan Taylor Votex Chiliad What you need: A Vortex. What you do: Get a vortex and bring it to the top of Mt. Chiliad. Back it up to the Camper van and go off the ramp. It will be like going on a hang glider. Tip: The ramp is near the flag. He didnt want thanks but thanks anyway Evan Taylor. --------------- Sent from Skills4 Chiliad Carnage What you need: 3 tractor's What you do: Get three tractor's together and bring them to the top of Mt. Chiliad and drive off. Watch the carnage! Tip: Go off the ramp. Thank's go to Skills4 --------------- The REAL Chiliad challenge. Sent in by BVT What you need: A bike. What you do: get a three star wanted level, then race from CJ's house in Los Santos to the top of Mount Chilliad. For a challenge use a bicycle and keep to the roads (no shortcuts down alleys or across fields). Tip: My record is halfway up chilliad with 6* (Then got mullered by a tank...HALF WAY UP A MOUNTAIN!!!!!) Try to beat my record. --------------- Downhill Undomination Sent in by Ringo. What you need: Mountain bike, parachute. What you do: I like to use the mountain bike and ride down the side of Mt. Chiliad until I hit something that launches me way off of the side of it, then do flips and spins and such and land it for stunt bonuses... or bail and make it like a base jump-type thing. Tip: See if you can make it to the bottom without shortcuts. Thanks go to Ringo. --------------- Body harvesting Sent in by IceHaven. What you need: Combine harvester What you do: Get in a combine harvestor and drive to SF to start an insane killing spree. Watch your wanted level shoot up! Or the badlands is a good area to play around with the harvestor too. Watch police cars fly and burn and when they get out...HARVEST BODY!! Tip: Try to avoid car's and such. Thanks go to IceHaven. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 25: The Desert Fun stuff --------------------------------------------------------------------- So you're at the desert now and wondering for some fun stuff to do. I Have some of the answers but you can tell me as well. Lets get Started then. --------------- Jump boy Fun rating: ******* What you need: A parachute and helicopter. What you do: Get in your chopper and fly to any very high mountain in The desert, fairly simple now, jump off. Open your chute whenever you Want. Tip: Try land on a cactus. --------------- Top plane Fun rating: ******* What you need: Any type of plane. What you do: Get in any plane/jet. Now fly over area 69. You will get A wanted level and jets will come after you. Now see how long you can Last in your jet against the others. Tip: You can get in a jet and try shooting the others down but more Will come. ---------------- Monster trucker Fun rating: ******** What you need: A monster truck. What you do: Get in your monster truck and go to the freeway. Go on The opposite side of the road and keep on ploughing down through the Traffic. Tip: Its fun but be careful because sometimes your monster truck will Topple over. --------------- Bike biker Fun rating: ********* What you need: A bike, motorbike any type of bike. What you do: This is similar to Monster Trucker, except you have a Bike going at insane speeds down a freeway with some very bad Drivers. Tip: Bring armour because you'd want to. --------------- Fly-low Fun rating: ******** What you need: A plane What you do: Get in your plane, fly up and get some speed, now fly Really low and try survive all the mountains and see how long you can Last. Tip: You may want to bring a parachute. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central --------------------------------------------------------------------- Send your favourite stuff to do in the email address andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com anything will be accepted as long as no Bad language is included. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 26: Two-Player Mode --------------------------------------------------------------------- Holy s**t, f**k b**ls wi**y con carnie San Andreas has two player. Yes it does and once you calm down get ready as two in my opinion is One of the best things about this game. Although you cant have split Screen or get in two vehicles this is just one of the best things Ever. I will tell you where to get the two player symbols (except for Rampages as aren't much fun, how to have loads of fun and make the Length of this game at least twenty hours longer. --------------- LOCATIONS Los Santos Amount: 2 (1) In Idlewood on the map look for the highway. You should see Below it. You should see a set of three white dots on the left And three on the right. Now in the middle of the nearest one Is the two player sign (2) In the town Dillamore the sign is behind the gas station. --------------- San Fierro Amount: 1 (1) In Juniper Hill in San Fierro on the map look for A backwards L shaped ally way. The symbol is in there Or near it (can't remember exactly) --------------- Los Venturas Amount: 2 (1) In Tierra Robada there is a symbol. (2) Look on your map for the Royal Casino. Once you find it go To the biggest part of it. You can walk through it and you Will find the icon. --------------- Good and Bad things Good Things are as following: - It's GTA and its two player! - Exiting on bikes. - Stunts are hilarious. - Laughing at your friend because he has a stupid guy. - Getting on a car while your friend drives. - Beating up people. - Getting in chases with cops. - Planes are funny. - Going to the country is hilarious. - Quads on two players are hilarious -It's GTA and its two player! Bad Things are as following: - No split screen. - No parachutes. - No going in separate vehicles - Second player too slow. - Can't get two people on cycling bike! -Can't go far away from other player. It may have a few problems but it is still deadly fun. --------------- Fun Things Battle of bums Fun rating: ********* What you need: A katana What you do: The two players have to fight each other to death in a fun battle. Tip: Try get a combo to chop the other player's head off. ---------------- Survivor Fun rating: ********** What you need: Any type of bike. What you do: The two players go down the opposite end of the highway On a bike. You have to see who will die first. The first to die Loses. Tip: When off your bike you stay off stays off? --------------- Planeagedom Fun rating: ********* What you need: A plane that two people can get in. What you do: Two players... one plane. It's like chicken. You fly low And head towards a building. You have to stay in the plane and bail Out whenever you want. The Person who jumps out last and doesn't die, Wins. Tip: Make sure you don't jump beside the building, the plane will Explode like ten times and you'll be caught in the blast. --------------- Swimmers race Fun rating: ******** What you need: Nothing What you do: Get in a deep part of the sea. Now the players have to Swim down and touch the bottom. First one to reach the surface again Wins. Tip: Its best to have high health and lung capacity to do this race. --------------- Hide and kill Fun rating: ********* What you need: If you want a gun. What you do: This is fairly fun. Tell one player to press select to Put the camera on their view and the other player looks away in real Life. Now the player who has the camera on them hides. The player who Looked away puts it on his view and searches for the hidden player. Once found the hidden player had to run away until the chasing player Kills him or her. Tip: More fun in the country. --------------- 29 days later Fun rating: ********** What you need: Armour and lots of guns. What you do: Now this is fun for me anyway. Put on cheats like Aggressive traffic, pedestrians riot, faster cars and pedestrians With guns. Now you start in Las Venturas and have to go to the plane Graveyard, then to the garage in San Fierro, to the Panopticon and Then to Groove Street. This is hard but fun. Tip: Drive through ally-ways and not the streets as the rocket Launcher guys always get you as I found out. --------------- Break a leg Fun rating: ******** What you need: A car and some weapons. What you do: One player in a car the other out on foot. The player in The car has to try run the on foot player down. It is hilarious as You try avoiding the car. The on foot player has to try blow up the Car. The player dead first loses. Tip: The on foot player should try to jump on top of the car to get a Lot of shots on the car. --------------- Two jetpacks Use the jetpack cheat twice and the two of you can use it. Or if you want it the hard way you can go to the airfeild and run back later. --------------- Two boats You can get in two boats in it. Just find one, hop in, drive and find another. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central --------------------------------------------------------------------- What things do you like doing in two players? Killing sprees, fun toy Fighting, send em to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com --------------- Winger Sent in by Belly Things you need: Plane. What you do: One person stands on the wing and the other flies (Can be hilarious) see if you can fly from one airport to the other. Tip: Use the Shamel Thanks go to Belly --------------- I'm in control Sent in by crimsonknight87 What you need: A mate, a satchel charge What you do: while your friend isn't looking, Place a satchel charge on him, now whenever he Does something you don't like, BOOM! of course, He could do the exact same thing to you. Tip: don't do anything your mate won't like you to do. Thanks go to crimsonknight87. --------------- Sent in by Belly Big jump What you need: a BMX or motorbike What you do: go to the biggest building in Los Santos (Sort of circle shape on the map) ride into the door and You will appear at the top. Ride of doing flips and spins When you land, if you are still on your bike you will survive, Lots of fun. Tip: get the parachute encase it goes wrong Thanks go out to Belly. --------------- Sent in by Belly Car Surfing What you need: Car, Truck, boat What you do: One person drives the selected vehicle Whilst the other stands on the top shooting and lobbing grenades Tip: don't walk of the car Thanks go out to Belly. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 27: Unlockable's -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello and welcome. This part was in the cheats section but since they are not cheats they go here, in Unlockable's. Read on to find things you can unlock. ---------------- Bandito- Collect 15 vehicles for the Import/Export dock. ---------------------- BF Injection- Place 1st in the Dirt Ring race at the stadium In Las Venturas. ---------------------- Bloodring Banger- Get your total time up to 1 minute in the Bloodring. ---------------------- Bullet- Get all silver awards in driving school. --------------------- Bullet- Collect 30 vehicles for the Import/Export dock. --------------------- Dune- beat the score of 25 at the Dirt Ring. --------------------- FCR-900- Get all silver awards in bike school. --------------------- Freeway- Get all bronze awards in bike school. --------------------- HotKnife-Get all gold awards in driving school. --------------------- Hotring- Racer Get first place in 8 - Track. --------------------- Hunter- Get all gold awards in pilot school to spawn. One at Verdant Meadows Airstrip. --------------------- Hydra- beat the mission, "Vertical Bird" and it will Spawn at your airstrip. --------------------- Hydra and Rhino at CJ's house complete the game 100. Percent to have the Hydra Jet and Rhino Tank spawn outside. CJ's house on Grove Street. --------------------- Jet Pack- Complete the airstrip asset near Las Venturas. --------------------- JetMax- Get all gold awards in boat school. --------------------- Leviathan- Complete the mission "Up, Up, and Away". And the Leviathan will spawn at your airstrip. --------------------- Marquis- Get all bronze awards in boat school. -------------------- Monster- Collect 5 vehicles for the Import/Export dock. -------------------- Monster Car- Win it by beating 8-track. -------------------- NRG-500- Get all gold awards at Bike School. -------------------- Rustler- Get all bronze awards in pilot school. -------------------- Squallo- Get all silver awards in boat school. -------------------- Stunt Plane- Get all silver awards in pilot school. -------------------- Super GT- Get all bronze awards in driving school. -------------------- Turismo- Collect 20 vehicles for the Import/Export dock. -------------------- Vortex- Collect 25 vehicles for the Import/Export dock. ------------------- Windsor- Collect 10 vehicles for the Import/Export dock. ------------------- Thanks go to Gamefaqs for the unlockable stuff. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 28: Weapons -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello once again and welcome to the weapons part of the guide where I will fill you in on most of the weapons I have found. If I missed a weapon you can send it in. --------------- Melee Weapons --------- Knife: Mostly by killing hookers. One at Snake Farm in LV. Golf Club: Get in a caddy at the San Fierro golf club to get one. Chainsaw: This can be found in the Panopticon or in Helenas tool shed. NightStick: Found on police or in police station. Dildo: Found in evidence room in police department. Bat: Not sure where to find. Handguns -------- Pistol: Found on some police men. Desert Eagle: In ammunation, not sure where else. Silenced pistol: Date Helena. Shotguns ------- Shotgun: Get in police car or go to a police station. Sawn off: Found at CJ's house after all tags have been sprayed Combat: Bought at ammunation. Micro machineguns ------ Uzi: Found on top of Sweets house. Tec9: Found at ammunation. Smg: Bought at ammunation. Machine Guns ------ Ak-47: Found at CJ's house after all tags have been sprayed. M4: Found all horseshoes and it can be found at the four dragons casino. Sniper Rifles ------ Sniper: Bought at ammunation. Heavy ------ Rocket Launcher: Bought at ammunation. Minigun: This can be found at Toreno's cabin after you finish all his mission's. Heat seeking rocket launcher: Found at Torenos house after his missions. Flamethrower: Found at Torenos cabin after his missions. Thrown ------ Moltive cocktails: Found at CJ's house after all tags are sprayed. Grenade: Bought at ammunation. Satchel charges: Found at San Fierro country club and bought at ammunation. --------------- Well thats about all the weapons I can think of so if I left out one send it in. I put this section because people on the net wanted one, it might not be detailed but it will have to do for now. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributor Central -------------------------------------------------------------------- Have you found a weapon I havent. Send it in to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com so please send them in. --------------- Sent in by Clinton Kelly The Desert Eagle can also be found in the area around Zero's shop in an allyway. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 29: 100% Completion -------------------------------------------------------------------- In this section I will explain what you need to get 100% in the game. So it might no be the best reward what you get but you feel good. --------------- In order to get 100% you need to do the following: -All story missions. -All side missions. -All R3 missions. -All races. -All tags sprayed. -All horseshoes. -All oysters found -All assets bought -Complete driving school. -Complete bike school. -Complete boat school. -Complete plane school. -Complete import/export garage. -Complete quarry missions. -Complete all valet missions. -Complete all arena races. -Complete all side races. -------------- Tag's area: Playa De Seville 6 Ocean Docks 4 Willowfield 6 Ganton 2 Jefferson 6 Glen Park 4 Little Mexico 3 Idlewood 10 East LS 11 Las Colinas 7 East Beach 8 Los Flores 2 El Corona 6 Pershing Square 2 Commerce 1 Verona Beach 2 Market 4 Downtown LS 3 Mulholland 2 Vinewood 1 Temple 1 Marina 2 Rodeo 2 Santa Maria Beach 2 Verdant Bluffs 1 LS Airport 2 ------------------ Oysters area: Ocean Docks 3 LS Airport beach 1 Verona Beach 1 Marina 1 Santa Maria Beach 1 Glen Park 1 Verdant Bluffs 1 Mulholland 1 Playa De Seville 1 Palomino Creek 1 Blueberry Bridge 1 Frederick Bridge 1 Fisher's Lagoon 1 Flint County 3 Beacon Hill 1 Whetstone 1 Mount Chiliad 1 Panopticon 1 Blueberry 1 Richman 2 Gant Bridge 2 Easter Basin 2 San Fierro Bay 2 Missionary Hill 1 Garver Bridge 1 Easter Bay 2 Tierra Robada 6 Valle Ocultado 1 Sherman Dam 1 Bone County Beach past golf club 1 Las Venturas Beach past KACC Fuels 1 V-Rock Hotel pool 1 Visage Casino waterfall 1 The Pilgrim pool 1 Come A Lot moat 1 Pirates In Men's Pants 1 ------------------ I cant find all the hoarseshoes so look elsewhere for them please. ------------------ Well that is all you need to know for 100% in San Andreas. What you will unlock a Hydra and Rhino outside the Johnson house. This was a very undetailed 100% guide. If you want a detailed guide go to GameFaqs and you will find one there. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Outro -------------------------------------------------------------------- The last few pages just flew by. I'm happy to say that this guide Is not completely finished. I will add more and more as I find out more Fun things. You can all send in things to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com It was not a pleasure doing this, so you better enjoy it. To all those who contribuated, thank you very much for it all, for those who like it, thanks alot for appreciating my guide so enjoy, and for those who dislike it, well you can all go and fuck yourselve's. This guide was intended to be a Fun things guide, bt it turned out much more then that. Thanks again. Well, goodbye, goodnight, sayonara, fin, goodbye. All the best... GoodGamerGuy. --------------- Credits go to: Rockstar for making the best game ever. Me for taking time to do this. All you people who sent stuff in. Gamefaqs for letting me use this and for the best game site. My friends for not supported me. And that's about it. Goodbye and goodnight. Copyright Andrew O Hart 24/11/04. All rights reserved. Contact andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com Sites that can use this guide: www.Neoseeker.com www.geocities.com/gtahvn ---------- [ [--------] [--------] ] [ \ / ]---- [ [ ] [ ] ] [ \ / ] [ --- [ ] [ ] [------] [ \ / ]---- [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [----] ] ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] ] ] ---------- ---------- ---------- -------- ------ --- ----- All the best: GoodGamerGuy Have a very merry Christmas!

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