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Game Name |
System |
Genre |
Mini-Review |
Score (out of 10) |
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Gameboy |
Fighting |
Sunsoft brings us a minor miracle with this portable fighter that FEELS like an arcade one…albeit a bland one. |
8 |
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Arcade |
Beat 'Em Up |
Strata reaches new lows as they manage to fuck up the simple concept of "hold forward, rapidly mash punch". |
1 |
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Commodore 64 |
Fucking Stupid |
My entire experience with this "game" was like one big parade of patheticness. At least it makes me feel better about myself…or something. |
WTF?! |
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Gameboy Advance |
Beat 'Em Up |
Treasure made a Tiny Toons game?! …and it ain't half bad! |
7 |
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Gameboy Color |
Sports RPG |
Simple short Xtreme Sports fun with nice graphics. |
7 |
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XBox (and PS2) |
Fighting |
"…I mean it can't be any worse than Deadly Alliance!" …yes it can. |
4 |
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Arcade |
Beat 'Em Up |
Fast paced zany 4-player Beat 'Em Up fun with…Baseball Ninjas?! |
9.5 |
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Gamecube |
Fighting |
The legendarily "mediocre" 3D fighter that is eternally damned to getting 5/10 or lower is actually one of the best 3D fighters available! |
8 |
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PS2 |
Fighting |
A good start for SNK's first 3D KOF, but they've still got a long way to go. |
6.853 |
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Playstation |
Rhythm |
A decent dancing game for only $10. Pretty mediocre, but strangely loveable. |
7 |
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Arcade |
Fighting |
The sequel to "Gladiator", this early SF2 era fighter is basic but enjoyable. |
6 |
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Arcade and Saturn |
Fighting |
Aorn's one and only game is actually a rather impessive yet obscure fighter! |
8.3 |
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DS |
Chat |
Why?! Why did they even bother?! |
0.5 |
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PS2 |
Action |
It's Contra…GEL style. |
7.8 |
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PS2 (and XBox?) |
Fighting |
Unpolished and rehashy, but it plays well enough |
7 |
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PS2 |
Wrestle |
Beautiful and fun. It actually is a good game! |
8 |
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GBA |
Beat 'Em Up |
Treasure finally breaks their promise and makes a sequel! One of the GBA's best! |
9 |
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PS2 |
Arcade Rhythm Puzzle |
Simple, addictive, fun. Easily Arika's best game. Also contains platypuses. |
9 |
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Gamecube |
3D Shooter |
Lots of variety, great gameplay, and that classic Star Fox "in a movie" feel! YOU NEED THIS GAME! |
9 |
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GBA |
Beat 'Em Up |
A salute to Double Dragon fans everywhere and one of the best beat 'em ups I've ever played, once I got into it! |
9.8 |
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GBA |
Boxing |
A random no name boxing game starring a generic redneck and featuring a pimp should NOT have been this good! It's like playing a cartoon! |
7.8 |
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