I am the Cheese to Your Whine
(c) 2004 El Diablo; screenshots from 7th VTFS, VVS, and Chunder (disclaimer)
my name is T2 and I whine
my name is T2 and I quit
my name is Tremur and I am T2's disciple
Tremur showing off his impressive vocabulary
Tremur practicing his whining for MDP audition
Tremur: hell yeah! I think this will finally get me into the elite Most Dumbassed Pilots!
Mr. WTF astonished at his giant GOOSE EGG
Coops demonstrates his patented quit manuever, executed by pressing the Alt-iSuck key combo
when KingWhine I mean KingStan wins, it's his obviously indomitable skill... however, most of the time he shows off his incomparable whine
Coops' reaction to watching Diablo's 111 hit him for 85% damage after his F14 and Su27 fail to slow down the inevitable
"thanks for showing me that I suck, I won't play you anymore"
Shortsky about to make the MDP comeback...
...or not
ahahahahahahahaha
El D exceeds JAR_42MDP's max skill quota and gets rejected
Maverick shows off his dominant gunning skills
Spike and Mav get the WAX
Spike and Mav react to negative stimulus
KingStan: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
369th can't handle El Diablo
kill robber my ass, you lost
[X]MarksTheQuitter
[X]MarksTheSUCK
I am the Young_Ignoble and I suck
ed_ecf exceeds Shadow's skill quota and gets the boot
Schwing and Shortsky of the MDP participate in a 7th kodak moment...
...and 7th get the bounce for it
T2 swears off flying against those better than himself
FivePoint_369th and Maverick_369th swear off flying against those better than themselves
Spike and Coops running their mouths about how they hate losing and make up excuses to avoid flying
"El D you should leave our mission... you're too good for us"
AAreject (aka Schwing_42MDP) can't beat El D fairly and resorts to unspoofable long range IRs to take him out LOL
chunder thinks El D would like him better if he talked about his ass... lol
KingStan caught out of his element, which unfortunately is limited only to bombing in F111, F15E, or F22
KingStan finally realizes that he's not in a bombing mission and quits
Dag inadverdently sends a page about El D meant for his wingie to El D
lastmig's impression of El D... not entirely true but quite funny lol
T2 whining as only T2 could
"it's impossible for me to suck so much... bull shit"
"Master" SunTzu gets schooled by yours truly
quintessential lastmig... ass puckered and tail turned
Maverick's reaction to a 7th waxing his base instead of his plane
"you are too good for us, please step out"
tsk tsk...
Gearjammer gets blown clear out of the game
GT works up the courage to actually fly a single game and is rewarded handsomely with a whipping
damn right I am that gifted
the whiner on the bus goes round and round, round and round...
it's not luck... or skill...... it's the WHIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNE
KNIGHT rockin the basegun... wooohoooo
Mav can't comprehend being beaten without a lib
Mav? quitting? no, never!
ever!
My name is SunTzu and I am a master! But I can't beat the 7th! So I won't fly them anymore! And you should not either! But it's purely voluntary! I didn't tell you to boot anyone! I... umm... just strongly suggest it!
Psycho is my hero. I bow down to his unquestionable dominance...
...especially in light of this
MDP get waxed
get on your knees Noop. you too Gringa. it's time to crown a new FFA master... ahahahaha
coyote givin a routine clock cleaning for Mighty Arch and company
this guy runs real well... I shall name him... Maverick...
katmandew_369th taught his son well... note that he also forced 7th to split teams lol
I am the Shadow! I was former Navy Spec Ops! I know the Phoenix does not travel faster than 5 kts! That kill was BS and you know it!
Piccolo futily chases El D's kill count
VVS mystique falls to El D dominance... *cackles*
the L word being uttered yet again by 369th
a 369th quits
another 369th quits
reaction
369th scattered after smelling impending loss
you never had me... not after I took all F14s, Su27s, and F22s lol
El D over Spike and Arch... with Catpaws as wing
Shadow has a slight "connection failure"
ahem
El D and GG are JUST TOO MUCH
Spike mocks Devil's ABA even though it's more even than his favorite Pak TOT will ever be
Sun setting the example for his squad
going once...
going twice...
third times the charm for Mav lol
dammit I lost him again
This page is meant as a monument to the all time whining moments in FA. Malice is not directed towards most of those who appear here, even if their mouths got louder than MiG28 on a bad hair day lol. Unless your name is KingStan, SunTzu, Gayman Turdburger, or any of those who decided simple whining was not enough and behind the back slander and backstabbing were needed to bring down those better than themselves. To those... let's just say that your retirement has not gone unappreciated, lol.
A few shots here were meant simply for posterity and not related to slammin the whiners of FA... you know who you are lol.
