chE r RyCruSh80: ohh rite
chE r RyCruSh80: haha
chE r RyCruSh80: thats funny
chE r RyCruSh80: i hav one brother
ooDivadoo: and he eats you
chE r RyCruSh80: nope
chE r RyCruSh80: hes scared of me
chE r RyCruSh80: just kidding
ooDivadoo: wut a bad sister/brother relationship
ooDivadoo: eating is a sign of love
chE r RyCruSh80: interesting...
chE r RyCruSh80: why eating?
ooDivadoo: because...
chE r RyCruSh80: that sounds weird hto...
ooDivadoo: consuming and then later regurgitated is an ancient asian myth of legends
ooDivadoo: long, long ago, in china or sumthing... in the ping pong dynasty...
ooDivadoo: a brother was sitting down to lunch
ooDivadoo: boiling water for his instant noodles...
ooDivadoo: then the emperor came and said...
ooDivadoo: mind over matter...
ooDivadoo: and then he left
ooDivadoo: but first he dropped a cricket, a chopstick, and a yo-yo on the fround
ooDivadoo: he said...
ooDivadoo: the one who finds the connection to these things shall soon become the ruler of all of china
ooDivadoo: he then ate his instant noodles and thought...
ooDivadoo: he then went to the shipyard... to go to america
ooDivadoo: but then he died
ooDivadoo: THE END
ooDivadoo: now... do you understand?
ooDivadoo: wow... that was a long conversation
ooDivadoo: and i said 90% of it
ooDivadoo: yup...
ooDivadoo: yea...
ooDivadoo: oh yea...
ooDivadoo: all the time
ooDivadoo: u there?
chE r RyCruSh80: i was waiting to see how long u cud talk to urself for
ooDivadoo: heh
ooDivadoo: pretty damn long
chE r RyCruSh80: apparently, 4 minutes
chE r RyCruSh80: pretty impressive
ooDivadoo: i am pretty damn impressive
chE r RyCruSh80: ur skitzoness is
ooDivadoo: this conversation and be studied in a college for all of eternity
ooDivadoo: in how david phannessosity 101
ooDivadoo: i dunno wut i am talking about...
chE r RyCruSh80: wow
ooDivadoo: ?
chE r RyCruSh80: u kind of lost me with the phannes
ooDivadoo: phanessosity?
chE r RyCruSh80: is ur name really david van tran phan?
chE r RyCruSh80: yess
chE r RyCruSh80: that
ooDivadoo: you dont know david phanesosity?
ooDivadoo: how do you knot?
ooDivadoo: yes
ooDivadoo: lol
ooDivadoo: seee...
ooDivadoo: my middle name is van
ooDivadoo: and my mother's maiden name is tran
ooDivadoo: and in spain or sumthing...
ooDivadoo: i wud be david van phan tran
chE r RyCruSh80: OOO
chE r RyCruSh80: wow
ooDivadoo: yea...
chE r RyCruSh80: thats pretty cool
chE r RyCruSh80: my name doesnt rhyme
ooDivadoo: yes... yes, i am pretty dead secksa
ooDivadoo: secksay
chE r RyCruSh80: by having a rhyming name?
ooDivadoo: no
ooDivadoo: i am always dead secksay
ooDivadoo: because i am David PHAN!
ooDivadoo: the man of 1 kazillion wordnessosity!
chE r RyCruSh80: aha
chE r RyCruSh80: i understand now...
ooDivadoo: you jus gotta add nessosity to everything
ooDivadoo: and use ph in place of every f
ooDivadoo: then you shall be cool
chE r RyCruSh80: penguinnessosity!
ooDivadoo: so phreaking cool!
chE r RyCruSh80: haha
chE r RyCruSh80: wait
chE r RyCruSh80: what if...
chE r RyCruSh80: u used f's
chE r RyCruSh80: and U changed ur name to david fan
ooDivadoo: ewwww...\
ooDivadoo: the horror!
ooDivadoo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
ooDivadoo: I wud be a big loser...
ooDivadoo: HAHAHAHA
ooDivadoo: DAVID FAN!
ooDivadoo: I LAFF AT THAT!
ooDivadoo: LAUGH!
chE r RyCruSh80: i thought u sed big lobster for a minute there
ooDivadoo: hmmm...
chE r RyCruSh80: did u?!?
ooDivadoo: gh...
ooDivadoo: hmmm...
ooDivadoo: ff...
ooDivadoo: hmmm...
ooDivadoo: interesting
ooDivadoo: hmmm...
ooDivadoo: i gotta do my history thing
chE r RyCruSh80: yes
chE r RyCruSh80: i must do english
chE r RyCruSh80: david fan
ooDivadoo: nooo
ooDivadoo: NOOO!
ooDivadoo: NOOOO!
chE r RyCruSh80: DA-VID FAN
ooDivadoo: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ooDivadoo: fannessosity is not rite!
ooDivadoo: not rite!
chE r RyCruSh80: im thinkin yess
ooDivadoo: no...
chE r RyCruSh80: david fan
chE r RyCruSh80: hehehe
chE r RyCruSh80: go eat a bear
ooDivadoo: i am