Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Found in a women's restroom in Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away. Found in Perkins Library, in Duke University, Durham, NC

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Found in Armand's Pizza, in Washington, DC

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" Found in a rest stop off Route 81, in West Virginia

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. Found in The Bayou, in Baton Rouge, LO

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. Found in a men's room in Linda's Bar and Grill, in Chapel Hill, NC

At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. Found in Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, in Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Found written in the dust on the back of a bus,in Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Found in a Women's restroom in The Filling Station, in Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Found in Revolution Books in New York, New York.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! Found in a men's restroom in The House of Representatives in Washington DC

Express Lane: Five beers or less Found over one of the urinals in Ed Debevic's, in Phoenix, AZ

You're too good for him. Found over a mirror in a women's restroomin Ed Debevic's, in Beverly Hills,CA.

No wonder you always go home alone. Found over a mirror in a Men's restroom,in Ed Debevic's, in Beverly Hills,CA

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. Found in a women's restroom in Dick's Last Resort, in Dallas, TX