Mary and Liz (both blondes) were talking in the office one day.
Mary: "Wow, that is some cold you have Liz."
Liz: "Tell me about it. I just cannot get rid of it."
Mary: "Try some Cold-Doc 3. I have a bottle in my desk. Just take 3 tablespoons before you go to bed and you'll be fine. Here ya go."
Liz: "Thanks, I'll give it a try."
The Next Day...
Liz was standing by her desk jumping up and down, waving her arms in the air and kicking her legs out.
Mary: "Liz, it is nice to see you are feeling better. Is that a new dance?"
Liz: "Oh no. I still don't feel that great. I took the medicine you gave me and just realized it said to shake well before using."
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