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Blonde 22

A blonde walks into a bar and asks,"Where are the restrooms?"

The bartender replies,"Down the hall and to your left."

The blonde walks into the restroom and one minute later, she asks, "Where's the couch?"

******************************************************* A blonde walks into an appliance store, and asks to buy a television set.

"Sorry," says the owner. "We don't allow blondes in here."

The blonde leaves and dyes her hair brown. The next day, she returns and asks to buy the television.

"Sorry," says the owner. "We don't allow blondes in here."

"Hey," says the blonde, shocked, "how'd you know it was me?"

The owner says, "You've been trying to buy a microwave."

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