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A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Lady, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's not a tree, it's your air freshener!

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A blonde walks into a library and says in a loud voice, "I would like a hamburger, a pop and some fries."

The librarian quietly responds, "M'am, this is a library."

The blonde says, "Oh, I'm sorry!"

She whispers, "...I'd like a hamburger, a pop and some fries."

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