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Blonde 12

A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?"

"Why sure," said the manager, "we have something that works especially well for that."

A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice.

"No, no! A little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car

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There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She calls the fire department screaming, "Help me, help me. My house is on fire. Please!"

The fire department operator says, "Okay, okay. Calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"

The blonde answers, "Duh, in that big red truck!" ******************************************************

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