Christmas Turkey (AAA)

Well I went to my friends house for christmas dinner. It was fun, but it was wierd, I mean Fucking wierd. My friends name is dave, and he has a small dick (it's obvious, just look at his shorts). Well I sat down at the table. I looked around, and I was like, OK, this old gframpa guy is checking DAVE OUT!!! What?! what THE FUCK!! But the wierd thing is daves pants were high. It's the first time I've seen a lump on his boxers! AMAZING RESEARCH! I MUST MAKE NOTES IMMEDIATELY!
Well the turkey was the only thing not on the table. Everything else was on it. The stuffing looked nasty, like someone cummed in it, probably the grampa, JUST LOOK AT HIS MENTAL FACE! But, where was the turkey, where was it? Suddenly I see dave get up with a boner, no!, I see his grampa looking, AT HIS DICK! I could tell dave was akward. The grampa stould up and said, "Hey dave let my check that out, Is that your first time, to have a wood, if so, come with me to the washroom.. ok? Dave had to yes, his mom incouraged him. "ok" dave said as he went to the washroom.
As I thought about, I too had to take a piss. So I went to the upstairs washroom. Opened the door. What? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! tHE grandmas banging the turkey! Holy fuck shes pounding it with a strap on dildo! Fuck, this is too much at once. Ill just go to the other washroom. So I came to the door. I opened it... slowly... Whoa, nothing was there, thank god. What the fucks that noise behind the shower curtains. FOR ONE THOUGH! WHY IS THERE A GRAPE FLAVOURED CONDOM IN THE TOILET!!! SHIT, i must go but im too curious...must...peek...NOW!!! FUCKING CRAP, THIS IS FUCKING MENTAL!-AS i saw dave rammin hIs GRAMPA UP THE ASS AS POO SQUIRTED, WHAT A FUCKIN DIRTY KID!!!!!!!!!! HIS GRAMPS WAS MOANING, AND SCREAMING "Give me more, give me more dave-bob!!!!" HIS GRAMPA SAID.
bUT, i LEFT, and as i was walking down the hallway i see daves' mom walk by me, as her tits rub up against my arm.
Well a long sweat story short, I pretty muched banged her, and cummed all over her face, But I will always remember daves lttle dick up his grampas butt, As he shot little squirts of cum, and said "MEEEEEEW, meeeeew, MEEEEEW.....oh yah baby".

The end.

(please do not be affended by this sick portrayel of my friend's gay life) THANK U-x-man