Cleopatra: Made in Japan!
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Ah, Cleopatra.....your hair is black. What? Pirateus?! He's responsible for making me suffer through these crappy missions?!
Damn straight!
Whoa, you're hair is light brown. Now, the thing I find humorous about seeing her like this is how, throughout the whole game, we keep seeing these "realistic" looking face models; then BAM, the game throws at me an anime-ish looking Cleopatra.
Funny, didn't feel like a garden to me. Unless you consider frolicking through a bunch of shit a garden.
Okay....this is starting to look like a hentai game. Uh....what were we doing again?
Oh, yeah. Bring me this Pirateus! I'm gonna smack him silly!!
You will pay for my misery! Slay him!!
You......you suck.
See, even she thinks you're an idiot. Haha, watch her leave you now.
Or have dinner..... Damn, did her boobs get bigger all of a sudden?
Oh, don't mind me. I'm just getting every single facial expression of her. Which isn't much....
Frolicking through shit, indeed. What are those, backup singers behind her? She's gonna become a singer now?
Good riddance.
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And so ends one of the crappiest games on the Sega Genesis. Well, it had its moments; like the cutscenes, flying red balls, some of the music was decent.....and.....that's it. Yeah, this game really does suck.
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