I see you've made it an entire month for this! You're lucky because The MMBN Journal was originally an annual event! I can just imagine going crazy and saying "I can't stand it! I need to do another one!"... but that's just me. Anywho, I bet you're all dying to know what happens to Bill and Superguy and Hokipoki and the gang in class, eh? Me either, but I already know what's in store.
We last left off where Bill (Lan), Gludius (Dex), and Shim (Yai) were arguing over the rules when class began. The bells rang and all the students went to their seats.
--ACT TWO (aka where we left off)--
Gludius: Aw, man! Class is starting! You and me... Superguy and Fatguy... after school... CHICKEN!
Miss Fartbaum: Let's begin class, shall we? First period is... "Virus Busting". Who's read NetNews?
Snortbald: I did! It said SEBG crime is on the rise, but I don't give a damn!
Miss Fartbaum: Very good! And extra marks for checking your NetNews!
Superguy: Duh... I hearded that somewheres. HYUCK!
Miss Fartbaum: It's important that all of you little turds learn to kick some virus ass!
Gludius: Fatguy can take on any Super-Evil Bad Guy virus!
Shim: This from the guy named after a butt! *chuckle*
Gludius: What did you say?!! I AM NOT NAMED AFTER A BUTT!!!
Bill: Relax, you two! Why the heck would the SEBG want anything to do with a fatty like you, anyway?
Gludius: You're gonna get it, buster!!!
Miss Fartbaum: Silence in the class, you delinquents! Today we'll learn to kick an "Imatool" right in the buns!
Miss Fartbaum: Jack in so your FRGTTTY can be forced to fight in a technological prison. ^_^
Superguy: She said to go in... uh... some Jack guy... what button is the Jack button again, duh?
Bill: R, you artificial ignoramus... *jacks in and Superguy accesses the net*
Miss Fartbaum: It appears all of your FRGTTTYs are online!
Miss Fartguy (Fartbaum's FRGTTTY): I'm releasing the "Imatools" now! Get ready to kick some ass!
--MEANWHILE...--
Mom: I wonder how Bill's doing at school. I don't think that goes there! No! A little to the righ--
Repairman: I know what I'm doing!!! (in an evil voice) I have it... all planned out. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mom: ...riiiiiiight.
--ACT THREE (aka the act after Act Two)--
Miss Fartbaum: Good job!! That's all for today's class.
Bill: Whew...
Superguy: My... uh... things hurt... duuuuh. I want to go to the... uh... place with the... uh... home.
Bill: You mean... home...
Superguy: (e-mail alert is beeping) Don't tell me... duh... I know what that is.
Bill: Ugh... *checks his mail* From Miss Fartbaum: "I forgot to tell you something in class today."
Bill: "Card thingies don't run out in battle so kick butt to your heart's content." Oh, and one from Dad!
Bill: "I made something for that toy or whatever... I'm to lazy to send it, so come get it!"
--ACT FOUR, OR WE WERN'T KEEPING TRACK OF THE STUPID ACTS--
Bill: *gets home and notices a strange guy fiddling with the eleggamatrizer, what makes the house work*
Mom: Welcome home, Bill. THE OTHER WAY!!! NO! NOT LEFT, YOU OAF!!! *smacks the guy with a wrench*
Mom: I hired some guy I found on the street saying "Will do your home appliances for food." Maybe ours won't explode now.
Superguy: I remember... duh... the girl with the funny name... duhh... said that'uh...
Freaky Hobo Repairman: Hello. I'm installing a virus to make you all die. Hope you don't mind.
Mom: Virus. That's a fancy shmancy technomological term for "fixer-upper" right?
Repairman Dude Guy: Uhh... yeah.
Mom: Go away, you're bugging Mister... uh... What is your name again?
Repairman: Evil. And it's DOCTOR Evil. I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "Mister".
Superguy: I like... duh... cake.
Bill: You're annoying. Go on the net for a while. *jacks in*
Player: Damn it! I'm sick of this game! I'm never playing it again!!! THIS SUCKS!!! *puts down sucky MMBN game and watches TV*
Is this the end of their adventures? Will he ever play again? Stay tuuuuuuned for next month's installment of... THE MMBN JOURNAL!!!
-Da Blue Bomba, who WILL fix your stuff for food. Or not. | 
