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The first installment of the new monthly feature at The Battle Network, The MMBN Journal, has commenced! What is it like? Well, it's sort of like taking a funny situation in MMBN and adding more humor to it, like a fan fic almost. You'll get the hang of it. I'm sure many of us have wondered what it would be like if MMBN was thrown together sloppily like a child eats, or like an X-Box game.* Okay, maybe some people have wondered that. Well I know I've wondered that. I just hope you don't wonder about me when you're finished!
--ACT ONE--
Player: *turns on game* (horrible theme music plays) Ugh... *mutes it and starts the game*
Mom: Bill! Wake up!
Bill: ...
Mom: If you don't get up, you'll be late for school!
Bill: ...
TV: Pet Net News! SEBG crime on the rise!
Mom: It says the SEBG plan to control the internet might be starting!
Bill: Ungh... sleep...
Mom: You've got mail from Dad, too! Look... "I'm workin' late... don't wait up... lousy rotten Bill."
Mom: "I hope this don't spoil ya'... brat..." There's some painful card thingies inside!
Bill: *leans forward in bed* Yawn... and I was having a great time being unconsious, too.
Mom: I'll expand the card thingy like all mom's should. Check your FRGTTTY later, okay?
Bill: *gets up and walks towards the door*
Mom: Bill, don't forget your FRGTTTY!!
Bill: *picks up his FRGTTTY*
Strange Voice: Press START three times, then press DOWN, RIGHT, UP, and DOWN again to read mail and look at card thingies!
Bill: Who said that? Are you a Super-Evil Bad Guy? Show yourself, SEBG scum!
Strange Voice: I'm only the game narrator! Calm down! Take your Ritalin.
Strange Voice: Bill got a Cyberspace Findy-Way thing, "Superguy.COM"!
Superguy: Duuuh... what's up... umm... Bill?
Bill: Sup, Superguy.
Superguy: If you want to talk to... duhh... me... press the L... no wait it was R... or was it SELECT? Duh, who cares?
Superguy: Is it time for school yet, Bill? I like school. You learn such nice things in sch-- *shot*
Superguy: (bleeding) Oh, you gots mail. I like the mail, it go BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! *shot
again*
Bill: *skates out the door*
--ACT TWO--
Hokipoki: Bill! You're late!
Superguy: Duh... the girl looks like mad! Like this. *makes an angry face*
Bill: Why did you wait for me?! Do you like me or something?!!
Hokipoki: Huh? What? Let's go... huh?
Bill: Why do we have to walk to school together EVERY STINKIN' DAY?!!
Hokipoki: Because I love flirting with you, Billycakes.
Superguy: Duh... since when did you change your name to Billycakes, Billycakes?
Bill: SHUT UP! *smacks his PET*
Hokipoki: Have you heard about the Mr. Coffee accidents?
Hokipoki: People's Mr. Coffees have been spitting scaulding coffee on victim's
faces!
Bill: Hmm... *has a bored look on his face*
Hokipoki: Most likely another SEBRTTTKP.
Bill: You're imagining things. I mean, a Super Evil Bad Robot Thingy Trying To Kill People?!!
Hokipoki: Maybe... Well, here we are! Let's get to class!
Gludius: There you are, DORK! My Fatguy's gonna kick your Superguy's butt!
Shim: That ain't allowed, fatty!
Gludius: Shut up, shrimp! Bill ain't got no problem wit' me, right Bill?
Shim: Well, I guess... "Shrimp"... That ain't no way to talk to a she-male.
Bell: Ding dong ding dong!
Miss Fartbaum: Time to start class!
Well if you thought this "story" stunk worse than the game I tried to make it sound like, you're in luck because it's monthly and you won't have to put up with another one for a damn long while! But if you require more of my delicious writings, TOO BAD!!! Moooooooooore in a month. See ya!
*We apologize to all X-Box owners.
-Da Blue Bomba
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