MISSSION IMPOSSIBLE MAJOR LEAGUE

Clarinha Suaves

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Maritial Status:

Divorced (01/21/97-12/10/01)

Josef Schreiner (*11/13/60)

Children:

None

Profession:                                                               

Secretary

Other Facts:                                                               

I moved to Germany in 1997. After The divorce I changed to my maiden name again.

          Scoring History:

Ranking 2009: 149th
Ranking 2008: 127th
Ranking 2007: 116th
Ranking 2006: 96th
Ranking 2005: 68th
Ranking 2004: 46th
Ranking 2003: (QL 20th) 60th
Ranking 2002: 37th; Qualifying Round; relegated
Ranking 2001: DNP

Accomplished Missions: 22

Highest score in a mission: 2004 67.250 points
Highest average score in a mission: 2009  8.792 points
Highest score in a master mission: 2009 1364.026 points
Highest av score in a master mission: 2009 18.800 points
Highest overall score: 2009 400.733 points
Highest overall score (3 missions): 2004 267.910 points
Perfect score in a mission: 3 times
Perfect score in a master mission: None

Records 2009

Highest score in a mission: 66.221 points
Highest average score in a mission: 8.792 points
Highest score in a master mission: 136.026 points
Highest average score in a master mission: 18.800 points
Highest overall score: 400.733 points
Perfect score in a mission: None
Perfect score in a master mission: None

Accomplished Missions: 5

Have a gang bang at a bar

Have Sex With One Or More Males or females including the use of hot wax

Have Sex With One Or More females underneath the shower

Have a threesome with a father and his adult son

Have Sex With One Or More males at a concert

Records 2008

Highest score in a mission: 67.099 points
Highest average score in a mission: 8.762 points
Highest score in a master mission: points
Highest average score in a master mission: points
Highest overall score: points
Perfect score in a mission: None
Perfect score in a master mission: None

Accomplished Missions: 2

Have Sex With One Or More Males Or Females At Work

Have Sex With One Or More Males Or Females Next To A Fire Place

Records 2007

Highest score in a mission: 65.274 points
Highest average score in a mission: 8.744 points
Highest score in a master mission: points
Highest average score in a master mission: points
Highest overall score: points
Perfect score in a mission: times
Perfect score in a master mission: times

Accomplished Missions: 1

Have Sex With One Or More Males Or Females Outdoors

 

Records 2006

Highest score in a mission: 65.39 points
Highest average score in a mission: 8.73 points
Highest score in a master mission: None accomplished
Highest average score in a master None accomplished
Highest overall score: None accomplished
Perfect score in a mission: None
Perfect score in a master mission: None

Accomplished Missions: 1

Have Sex With One Or More Male Or Female Doctor

Records 2005

Highest score in a mission: 67.10 points
Highest average score in a mission: 8.77 points
Highest score in a master mission: 134.02 points
Highest average score in a master mission: 18.64 points
Highest overall score: 267.48 points
Perfect score in a mission: 1 time
Perfect score in a master mission: None

Accomplished Missions: 3

Have Sex With One Or More Males Or Females In A Vineyard

Have A Gang Bang With Teenaged Males

Have A Threesome WIth Your Best Female Friend And A Total Stranger

Records 2004

Highest score in a mission: 67.25 points
Highest average score in a mission: 8.74 points
Highest score in a master mission: 134.64 points
Highest average score in a master mission: 18.78 points
Highest overall score: 267.91 points
Perfect score in a mission: 1 time
Perfect score in a master mission: None

Accomplished Missions: 3

Have Sex With One Or More Males Or Females In A Castle

Have A Threesome With A Father And A Daughter

Have Sex With One Or More Males Or Females In A Sex Shop

 

Records 2003

Highest score in a mission: 64.70 points
Highest average score in a mission: 8.73 points
Highest score in a master mission: 132.96 points
Highest average score in a master mission: 18.62 points
Highest overall score: 261.98 points
Perfect score in a mission: 1 time
Perfect score in a master mission: None

Accomplished Missions: 3

Have Sex With One Or More Males In a Grocery Store

Have A Threesome With A Teenaged Couple

Have Sex With One Or More Males Or Females At An Airport

 

Records 2002

Highest score in a mission: 62.73 points
Highest average score in a mission: 8.66 points
Highest score in a master mission: 120.78 points
Highest average score in a master mission: 17.82 points
Highest overall score: 245.16 points
Perfect score in a mission: None
Perfect score in a master mission: None

Accomplished Missions: 4

Have Sex With A Waitress At The Ladies Washrooms

Have Sex At A Party With The Host/Hostess

Watch A Couple Having Sex And Get Yourself Off Without Getting Caught

Have Sex With One Or More Foreign Males

 

Records 2001

Highest score in a mission: DNP
Highest average score in a mission: DNP
Highest score in a master mission: DNP
Highest average score in a master mission: DNP
Highest overall score: DNPs
Perfect score in a mission: DNP
Perfect score in a master mission: DNP

Accomplished Missions: 0

Full Name:
Clarinha Suaves

Date and place of birth:

June, 7th 1975 in Sao Paolo/Brazil

Vital Stats::                                                              

5'6;35b-24-35