I don't really know about being an asshole because I am not one...(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!--erm...I am such a great liar!)
Seriously though...I can be one at times...all the time...I don't know... But here's a guide for assholes everywhere...Oh yes and if you are offended by anything in the following lines, get the fuck out of my site...pussy...
What is an asshole
An asshole is a person that loves to speak thier mind, goes out of his/her way just to make you feel like crap, or degrades you for anything that you do...there is more symptoms of assholiness but I am too lazy to write them(NOTE: 'assholiness is my new word, take it and you die...)
Fun activities to do if you are an asshole!
1. Kick a rottweiler in the stomach.
2. See what glass tastes like
3. Dress up and look exactly like Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Huissien, Adolf Hitler, Goerge Bush or any other piece of shit and piss everyone you know off.(Especially someone that carries a gun everywhere...)
4.Play in traffic
5.Dress up in a scary ghost costume and scare black people.(This works great on non-halloween days! They would never expect it!)
6.Eat cafeteria food(doesn't apply to everyone...if it doesn't,SCREW YOU A-HOLE!)
7.(If you are a guy)Go to jail...(and accidentally forget your soap on a rope.)
FAQ
Q:Why isn't this guide done yet! I have been waiting forever!!!
A:Hey! Are you the one making this goddamn site!? SHIT!! It's reasons like this that I make an asshole guide! You prance in expecting a hardworking(ahem...) person to do whatever you want whenever you want! Screw you asshole!go play in traffic...
Q:I think I am an asshole! What do I do!
A:Okay...Go to this website...Now use your new skills to the test!
Q:Are you just making these questions up or are there really people asking you these?
A:Umm...No more questions!
This section is not complete yet so sit down you impatient bitch!
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