"Welcome to ANTI Squirrel HQ Cochrane" - Command Sergeant Major Karl Supreme Cheif Commander


2nd Commander, Comrade Caleb ralling the troops


Billybob: Our double agent getting awarded the 100,000 confirmed kills metal, August 2006.


Billybob:In the combat zone, August 2007.


Our Research team: working around the clock to protect you from the menacing squirrel threat.

Current Anti-Squirrel Item:

Plastic Cup
More Info:

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A.S.H.Q.C. MOST WANTED:






News links:

Rampaging Squirrel Attacks Elementary School, Injures 3

Squirrel Goes on Bloody Rampage

Pack of black squirrels KILL AND EAT A DOG

Links:


N.A.D.S.

(North American Defense Against Squirrels)


D.A.S.T.E.

(Defenders Against the Squirrel Takeover of Earth)


S.A.P.P.

(Squirrel Attack Prevention Program)

P.A.S.S.

(People Against Satanic Squirrels)



Scary Squirrel.org






If you have any questions or comments please e-mail me.


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