This is the boiling pit in which games go if they've been naughty. Ones that were never finished, ones that lacked a certain proffesional quality and others that I simply made for a laugh. You'll find that games are in order of date released, with the most recent up top. As to whether recentness correlates with goodness, don't ask me, I just work here.
A collection of in-jokes formed into a selection of (6) "illarious" 2-4 player mini-games. Battle tanks in the Common Room! Perform the legendary Slam Bam! And Get Ready!!! to OOB some WORMS! Contains a genius tournament system that keeps the score and randomises the teams. Probably the most fun to be had from the Graveyard.
Play as intended!: If you want to install this on a school network (where you might be most willing to huddle around a keyboard), install the file in your account, create a shortcut to the Windows/System directory and stick cncs232.dll and cncs32.dll in there. Ask permission first...
THE ADVENTURES OF ROBERT PASKIN'S DISEMBODIED HEAD
Absolutely the best Graveyard game: guide Robert Paskin's floating face through a quite large selection of devilish levels that seem some how reminiscent of Super Monkey Ball. There's a real challange here and you'll be surprised at how much you want to get to the end. Oh and, sorry to Ms Coombes who ended up in the game before I realised how perfectly alright she is.
The plot to this is vague in my memory but the game is pretty good. It plays like a 2-player co-operative version of Ratboy Vs Chad. One person plays Jon and the other plays Adam (yes, me again). Hotdog-shooting thingys and freezing-hotdog-shooting thingys fly around the arena chasing you. All you have to do is kill, kill, kill. But more than that.
NEXT GEN PONG
The titles become even cheesier now with NEXT GEN PONG an odd little pong clone for two players. This was made with Robert "The Paskinator" Paskin, and because it is such a small file, you can play it here on the internet as long as you have the Vitalize! plug-in. There are three levels to battle it out in. Level 1 is perfectly normal and thus boring. Level 2 has arrows that make the ball go wiggly (this level's the best). Level 3 has Ker-azy bumpers!
RATBOY VS CHAD
After a few too many Physics lessons comes the invention of my alter ego, Ratboy, and his arch nemesis Chad. With the help of a friend Sam, we worked on great reams of storyline, ideas and concepts for the two characters and then, ignoring every single one, I created Ratboy VS Chad. It's probably the most mind numbing game in the world and as an added bonus, the file is less than a megabyte!
Yet another game Adam has made in the company of a friend. Jon Victor, has however created some quite good graphics in places, well done to him! This is another 2 player game in which you play a blundering O.A.P. who has to collect her pension that is lying near rabid dogs, speeding cars etc. Can Edna get more money than her arch rival Doris, or will she get more than her, or will they all just get killed? Who knows? Find out by downloading this nicely done but not a masterpiece game.
GO GO!! O MONSTER BASHI 64
This is a game Adam made a while ago with Ben, before he became a member of the team. It has a novel graphics engine which sort-of makes it look like you are constantly running towards the screen. Nice fake Japanese style and as it's only small you might as well.
This is an interesting variation on the old snake game that the more trendy of you may have played on your mobile phones. It is completely 2 player and has 5 levels. Quite enjoyable if you remember that you press space bar to begin. Yup.
SPINNY 2:ZINNEY'S DEMISE
This, my friends, is a very silly game indeed. You play a small blue thing that can jump and push buttons, still it's a lot of fun and quite challenging. The puzzles are also quite obscure, which I now consider a good thing. Also, the ending is funny. So, worth a download!
Oh and for those of you a bit stuck...try and get the apples in the hole.