Jargon Survivor: Season 2: Return to the Island... Err... Or something like that.
16 Jargon Games Characters compete to win the ultimate prize: One Million Dollars!Ok, they don't get anything. I don't have that kind of money to give them. Scroll down to read this paragraph all over again!
Yes, here are the contestants:
Nalat (Tetraflame series)
Turtle (Ted's blog. He eats jelly.)
Ayo (Flingo Series, Ona's Sister)
JoAnna (Flingo series, she can cook.)
Robert (Escape from the Jungle, has a compass.)
Robogirl (Coming off a victory in the Character Fight, no less!)
Alex Shannon (Still dead.)
Mr. Happy Button Jr. (He was born during Survivor 1!)
Jara the Tuh (Had a cameo in Survivor 1. Weird.)
Jaky (Robodog! Pretty colors!)
A Paleo (Weirded out.)
Rita (I will quiz you!)
Thanatos (I will reap you soles... err... souls!)
The Fire Warrior (Warrior of Fire)
Kev (The Snake) (Kids, hide your pickles.)
BIG Ralph (Yo, yo, yo, dawg!)
Brad Cole: Brad created Jargon Games. He is hosting the events.
Kevin Kewiga: Kevin a member of the Jargon Games Staff. He enjoys the World's Easiest Game, PS2, and, of course, pickles. He will read the votes at the Tribal Councils.
Official Announcement:
Brad: Hello, I'm Brad, and I am the host of JARGON SURVIVOR. Here is my assistant, Kevin.
Kevin: Hello!
Brad: To start things off, we must separate the group of 16 into two tribes- but we need tribe names!
Kevin: That's where you come in- send an eemail to jargongames@hotmail.com with your ideas for tribe names!
Brad: I feel like this has been said before...
Kevin: It has. Scroll down to the start of season one, and you can read it all over again!
Brad: Sounds like fun.
Episode 1: The Teams are made
Brad: Hello, and welcome to Jargon Survivor 2!
Kevin: I'm Kevin, and we are here to watch 16 contestants try to win $1 million dollars.
Brad: For the record, we do not have this "$1 million dollars" to give out, but we have this very nice T-Shirt that says...
Kevin: Oh! Can I read it?
Brad: Ok.
Kevin: It says "I won Jargon Survivor and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt!"
Brad: Now that that is out of the way, let's announce the teams.
Tribe 1: The Viking Horde of Puppy Dogs:
Nalat
Ayo
Robert
Alex Shannon
Jara the Tuh
A Paleo
Thanatos
Kev
Tribe 2: The Lost Crowbars
Turtle
JoAnna
Robogirl
Mr. Happy Button Jr.
Jaky
Rita
The Fire Warrior
BIG Ralph
Kevin: Interesting team names.
Brad: Yup, and look at them. The Viking Horde of Puppy Dogs has an evil genius, two dead guys, two weird things, a shy tree, a guy with a non-broken compass, and a pickle-eating snake.
Kevin: And The Lost Crowbars have a jelly-eating machine, two robotic creatures, a thing that's on fire, the character born during Survivor 1, a rapper, and a Haraban.
Brad: You forgot the cooking tree.
Kevin: Yeah, so?
Brad: Nevermind.
YES, THAT'S IT FOR THIS EPISODE! TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT EPISODE IN WHICH THERE IS AN IMMUNITY CHALLENGE AND THE FIRST TRIBAL COUNCIL!
Episode 2: Building a fire!
Brad: Our first immunity challenge will be to build a fire. There is a catch this time- each tribe gets to choose one person who will not compete in the immunity challenge. This is both good and bad for this character- he or she won't be able to contribute to his or her team for this challenge, but they won't be voted off in Round 1.
Kevin: All right, Viking Horde of Puppy Dogs, what character do you want to remove from the Lost Crowbars?
Nalat: That's easy.
Thanatos: Yes, do you really need to ask?
Brad: Humor us. Who shouldn't compete?
Kev: The Fire Warrior.
Brad: This should come as a surprise to no one.
Kevin: Ok, Lost Crowbars- who doesn't compete with the Viking Horde?
Turtle: Turtle!
Robogirl: I think our friend here means Nalat.
BIG Ralph: I'm down wit dat. Get the man with the magic offa the team, dawg!
Brad: Please, please, please don't talk like that.
Kevin: Ok, Fire Warrior, Nalat. Step aside. Let's see how your teams work at making a fire.
The Viking Horde:
Robert: Get some leaves and sticks and a few rocks. I'll need them to start the fire.
Thanatos: I like you style and all, but Nalat isn't the only magical member of our team. I can summon fire.
Robert: You can?
Thanatos: Yes. Just get me something flammable. I'll get a fire started in no time.
Meanwhile, with the Lost Crowbars:
Robogirl: Jaky, start a fire!
Jaky: Bow! *Jaky's feet, which have jets built in, start to glow. Fire flies out.*
Brad: Well, the Lost Crowbars have made a fire!
Thanatos: Dark blast!
Kevin: And so have the Viking Horde of Puppy Dogs, but they are a little to late.
Brad: With that said, let's go the Tribal Council.
Tribal Council:
Brad: Ok, Nalat is safe. The rest of you could easily be eliminated.
Kevin: The votes have been made.
Brad: Already? Wow, that was fast. Read em, Kevin.
Kevin: Ok, here we go! First vote is... Brad.
Brad: That wasn't funny in the first one, either. What is it with these guys. Read the other votes, Kevin.
Kevin: Brad, Brad, Paleo, Brad, Jara, Paleo, Thanatos.
Brad: Ok, that's 2 votes for the Paleo, one for Jara, and one for Thanatos.
Paleo: Yay! I got the most votes!
Brad: That's not a good thing.
Jara: I beat the Paleo! Tuhs rule!
Thanatos: Who voted for me? What? Why?
Nalat: I will win this. It'll be easy.
Ayo: You mean I wasn't supposed to put "Brad"?
THE STUPIDITY CONTINUES IN EPISODE 3: THE REVENGE OF THE SITH... ERR... UMM... THE NEXT EPISODE!
Episode 3- The Not-So-Amazing Race
Brad: Hello, and welcome to Jargon Survivor 2...
Kevin: Yes, and today we have a special immunity challenge. Two team members get to race!
Brad: It's a race! It's a race!
Kevin: Yay! Races!
Brad: OK, so The Viking Horde of Puppy Dogs, who will race for your team?
Robert: How about Alex?
Alex: I'm a ghost. I don't exactly move fast.
Thanatos: How about you, Robert?
Kev: Yeah. Robert is somewhat fast. I guess.
Jara: Paleos are fast.
Nalat: The Paleo was voted off, you idiot.
Jara: And they are good eatin', too.
Nalat: So I'm not the only one who thinks that.
Robert: I'll run.
Brad: Ok, Crowbars. Whose running for you.
Turtle: Jelly!
Kevin: Umm... He said Jelly.
Brad: I'm quite aware of that.
Jaky: Bow! Bow!
BIG Ralph: Give me a beat, robodog. Bow bow... *scratch* Yo, this is BIG Ralph, and I gots an idea. Maybe the Robot on Wheels should race. She sure looks fast, and will beat that explorer dude.
Rita: That was horrible.
Turtle: Jelly!
Rita: See, even the jelly-eating one agrees.
Mr. Happy Button Jr.: I don't wanna race.
Brad: I don't blame you.
Robogirl: I could race, but Jaky already volunteered. She's fast. She'll win.
Kevin: Ok, it is Robert vs. Jaky.
Brad: On your mark, get set,
Jara: Tarter sauce!
Ayo: Ketchup!
Jara: Mustard!
Ayo: Mayonaisse!
Kev: Pickles!
Turtle: Jelly?
Kevin: What are you doing?
Jara: Yelling condiments, silly.
Brad: And that's the race. Jaky wins. What's going on here?
Kevin: It's over already?
Brad: Yup, and I didn't have to describe it at all. Tribal Council Time.
Ayo: Again?
Brad: Ok, here we are at Tribal Council. It's the second one for the Puppy Dogs. Let's see who they vote off. Kevin, do it up!
Kevin: Jara, Nalat, Thanatos, Robert, Alex Shannon, Robert, and Brad.
Brad: Kevin, you read 8 votes. There are only 7 voters.
Kevin: Well, one was Brad, so that gets thrown out, right?
Brad: Yes.
Kevin: Ok, 7 votes. Robert is gone.
Robert: What?
Thanatos: Who voted for me? What? Why?
Nalat: I didn't. I voted for Jara. We don't need a condiment yelling weirdo.
Ayo: Hey!
Nalat: I didn't mean you, yellow one. Yellow is good.
Jara: With that said, relish!
JOIN US FOR EPISODE 4! CAN THE VIKING HORDE WIN AN IMMUNIY CHALLENGE? WILL TURTLE UTTER HIS THIRD WORD? WILL THANATOS DISCOVER WHO IS VOTING FOR HIM? FIND OUT, SOON.
Episode 4: Bow?
Brad: Let's start off with an immunity challenge.
Kevin: Yay! Immunity challenge! Can I pick? Can I pick? Please? Please? Please?
Brad: I know I'm going to regret this, but yeah, sure.
Kevin: Pickle eating contest!
Brad: Raise your hand if you didn't see that coming a mile away-
BIG Ralph: Yo, yo, yo- c'mon, c'mon. I don't have hands.
Jara: Yeah, ya handist.
Mr. Happy Button Jr.: I don't have hands either.
Turtle: Turtle?
Kev: I'm a snake.
Brad: Fine. Choose your pickle eaters.
Kev: I'll eat for the Viking Horde!
Kevin: I'll eat just for fun!
Robogirl: Ok, any crowbars like pickles?
Turtle: Turtle jelly turtle?
JoAnna: No, they aren't full of Jelly.
BIG Ralph: I'll eat 'em.
Brad: Ok, it's BIG Ralph vs. Kev. On your mark, get set, go!
Kevin: No, mine!
Brad: Kevin, here is a nice stick... Fetch the stick... fetch the stick... Go get it!
Kevin: Oooh... stick!
Jaky: Bow! Bow! Woof!
Kevin: My stick!
Jaky: Bow! Ruff!
Robogirl: Jaky, let him have the stick.
Jaky: Grr...
Brad: Ok, who ate more pickles... let's see... BIG Ralph ate 8.
BIG Ralph: Those things are gross, man.
Brad: And Kev ate 279.
Kevin: How'd he do that, we only had 30 pickles for this challenge... wait a minute... THAT SNAKE BROKE INTO MY STASH! I'LL KILL HIM! KILL HIM I SAY!
Brad: Look- stick stick stick! Go get it!
At the Lost Crowbar Camp:
BIG Ralph: Yo, yo, Jaky.
The Fire Warrior: Hey, doggy.
Rita: We need to talk.
Jaky: Bow?
Fire Warrior: You see, it's your owner.
Rita: Robogirl. She's too bossy.
BIG Ralph: She tells us all what to do. We don't like it. I'm a child of the streets man, you know what I'm saying?
Rita: Ralph, do yourself a favor and just shut up. You sound almost as stupid as you look.
BIG Ralph: Hey, my bling-bling is off the shizzle!
Fire Warrior: Cut it out! We want Robogirl out. All we want is your vote. I'll come down to you- JoAnna, Mr. Happy Button Jr., and Robogirl are all voting for me. Your vote will be the deciding one.
Jaky: Bow-bow.
Rita: Make the right choice.
Tribal Council.
Brad: Well, it is your first Tribal Council, and let's read the votes.
Kevin: Jelly.
Turtle: Turtle!
Brad: Read the others...
Kevin: Fire Warrior, Robogirl, Fire Warrior, Robogirl, Fire Warrior, Robogirl... and... Jaky's vote is missing.
Brad: What? So we have two votes that haven't been counted. Turtle, who voted for jelly, and Jaky, who hasn't voted.
Kevin: Well, it comes down to at least one of them. Jaky, Turtle, do either of you have a vote to make?
Turtle: Turtle, Turtle. Jelly.
Fire Warrior: He says Robogirl.
JoAnna: No, he says he misses Tom and wants a large Jelly Doughnut. He also wants to dance.
Brad: He said all that?
JoAnna: Yup.
Jaky: Bow. Bow.
Kevin: Well, Jaky has voted.
Brad: And...
Kevin: It's for Rita.
Brad: Oh, that doesn't help.
Turtle: Jelly, turtle, jelly! Jelly!
Kevin: Turtle has voted.
Brad: And?
Kevin: Fire Warrior has been voted off.
WHO WILL BE THE NEXT TO GO? HOW WILL ROBOGIRL RESPONSE TO ALMOST BEING VOTED OFF? SINCE WHEN CAN KEVIN SPEAK TURTLE? IS BRAD REALLY HANDIST? FIND OUT SOON!
Episode 5: Robogirl Strikes Back
Robogirl: I can't believe they tried to vote me off!
Jaky: Bow.
Robogirl: I know, it's horrible.
Jaky: Bow.
Robogirl: Good idea. We'll both vote for her next Tribal Council.
Meanwhile...
Turtle: Jelly, jelly, turtle!
JoAnna: Turtle!
Turtle: Turtle?
JoAnna: Yes, I can understand you.
Turtle: Jelly?
JoAnna: Tom taught me so you wouldn't be alone on the island.
Turtle: Jelly turtle?
JoAnna: Come to think of it, I'm not sure which island we are on, either, or if we are even on an island.
Kevin: It's time for the Immunity Challenge!
Brad: Hey, I say that!
Kevin: To late!
Brad: Fine.
Kevin: Today, the immunity challenge is... umm... I'm not sure.
Brad: Me neither.
Nalat: I'll give you a dollar if you award it to the Viking Horde.
Kevin: Ok!
Brad: No! It doesn't work that way!
Kevin: But, it's a dollar...
Brad: Ok, fine.
Kevin: Yay!
Brad: But just this once, ok?
Nalat: Ok.
Tribal Council:
Jara: Wrong tribe.
Thanatos: Yeah, we have immunity.
Nalat: Go away.
Ayo: Can we vote anyway?
The Real Tribal Council
Brad: Ok, Kevin, read the votes.
Kevin: Ok, Rita, Rita, Robogirl, Robogirl, Jaky, BIG Ralph and...
Brad: And what?
Kevin: And the third fourth character voted off Jargon Survivor 2 is...
Brad: Who?
Kevin: The first letter in her name is R, followed by a vowel, then a consonant, then another vowel.
Brad: Just tell us already.
Kevin: Rita is gone.
Robogirl: Jaky and I both voted for you! Ha! That's what you get for trying to vote off me!
Rita: Just shut up, ok?
HOW MUCH LONGER CAN ROBOGIRL LAST? WILL JOANNA AND TURTLE BE SUCCESSFUL IN THIER ALLIANCE? WHAT IS UP WITH JARA? HOW WILL KEVIN SPEND THE DOLLAR? FIND OUT NEXT TIME! (Note- you will not necessarily find out next time.)
Episode 6: It's been awhile.
Brad: Kevin, what is that?
Kevin: This, my friend, is a top-of-the-line rainbow pickle, sold exclusively on this island. I still have 95 cents left, too.
Brad: So the pickle cost you a nickel?
Kevin: Yes!
Brad: How clever.
Kevin: Immunity time!
Brad: Let's review who is left!
Tribe 1: The Viking Horde of Puppy Dogs:
Nalat
Ayo
Alex Shannon
Jara the Tuh
Thanatos
Kev
Tribe 2: The Lost Crowbars
Turtle
JoAnna
Robogirl
Mr. Happy Button Jr.
Jaky
BIG Ralph
Brad: And today's challenge is a rap off.
Nalat: I believe I speak for everyone when I say that the Viking Horde of Puppy Dogs will let the Crowbars have the immunity if BIG Ralph doesn't rap.
Thanatos: I agree. Enough of his bling-dawg-yo crap already.
Jara: I'm a tuh, I do strange things, I cap rap, uh... I'll shut up now.
Nalat: That's a good idea.
Robogirl: We'll take the immunity.
BIG Ralph: But dawgs, I want lay my lyrics down.
Jaky: Bow.
Turtle: Jelly.
JoAnna: Turtle says to spare us.
The Tribal Council
Brad: Well, Puppy Dogs.
Nalat: Please, call us The Viking Horde of Puppy Dogs
Ayo: Yeah. It sounds cooler.
Brad: Fine. The Viking Horde of Puppy Dogs, your votes have been made. Kevin, read em up.
Kevin: This is easy. Jara, Jara, Nalat, Ayo, Jara, Thanatos.
Thanatos: Why do people vote for me?
Jara: Whoo hoo! Orange caterpillars! I've been voted off!
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? WILL BRAD UPDATE WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK? ORANGE CATERPILLARS! WILL BIG RALPH RAP AGAIN? WHAT KIND OF RAPPER IS NAMED BIG RALPH? I MEAN, COME ON!
Episode 7: The Upset Undead
*crying is heard*
Alex: Who's crying.
Thanatos: I'm not crying, I'm plotting.
Alex: You're crying.
Thanatos: Plotting! They just sound alike!
Alex: What's wrong?
Thanatos: People keep voting for me. I don't like it.
Alex: It's just part of the game. You haven't been voted off yet. You are doing well.
Thanatos: No, I'm not.
Alex: Yes, you are. I'll tell you what. You can compete in the next immunity challenge, which you will win, and then you'll feel better.
Thanatos: And if I lose?
Alex: You won't lose.
Meanwhile-
Turtle: Turtle, je-je-je-joanna.
Joanna: That's great, Turtle! You said my name!
Turtle: Joanna, turtle jelly jelly Tom.
Joanna: So, you miss Tom?
Turtle: Turtle.
Meanwhile-
Mr. Happy Button Jr.: What do you want?
BIG Ralph: Robogirl off the island.
Mr. Happy Button Jr: Wasn't this tried already?
Meanwhile-
Ayo: Do... do... do... do... do... do...
Nalat: Us yellow people must stick together.
Ayo: What?
Nalat: I propose we form an alliance. Work together.
Ayo: You want me to work with you.
Nalat: Yes. You are yellow, and yellow is good.
Ayo: Ok... I guess so.
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
Brad: This weeks immunity challenge grim reaping.
Alex: See, Thanatos- this is right up your alley.
Thanatos: I will do this.
Kevin: And for the Crowbars?
Mr. Happy Button Jr.: I guess I can.
Jaky: Bow, bow.
Robogirl: Jaky's right, you aren't grim.
BIG Ralph: I'll do it them. I'm grim- you won't let me rap. You dig?
Mr. Happy Button Jr.: Ok.
Thanatos: This is easy.
Brad: Soul reaping time.
Kevin: Oh, wow! This immunity challenge is epic! If only you could see it, reader! It's amazing! BIG Ralph is holding his own and Thanatos is catching all the souls he can! Amazing! Astounding!
Brad: And the winner is, by a score of 33 to 28, Thanatos!
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE:
Brad: Kevin, tally the votes.
Kevin: Ok, Robogirl, Robogirl, BIG Ralph BIG Ralph, BIG Ralph, and BIG Ralph.
Joanna: Sorry Ralph, Turtle and I voted for you.
Mr. Happy Button Jr.: As did I.
Robogirl: Wait... Jaky... JAKY VOTED FOR ME! Bad dog!
Jaky: Bow, bow.
Robogirl: That's not good enough!
Turtle:Jelly?
HOW WILL THIS BE RESOLVED? TYPE IN ALL CAPS, ANNOY YOUR FRIENDS AND MAKE NEW ENEMIES! IT'S FUN!
Episode 7- It's back
Kevin: You know, I just can't wait any longer. Where's Brad? God only knows. Looks like I'll just continue without him. I don't even remember whose left. Roll call!
Tribe 1: The Viking Horde of Puppy Dogs:
Nalat: What?
Ayo: I was sleeping.
Alex Shannon: Here.
Thanatos: I'm also here.
Kev: I'm out of pickles.
Tribe 2: The Lost Crowbars
Turtle: Jelly.
JoAnna: WTF? LOL! ROFL! 0.0 Heee.
Robogirl: What?
JoAnna: Couldn't resist.
Mr. Happy Button Jr.: Huh?
Jaky: Bow!'
Kevin: Ok. Wow. Anyway, I have some pickles. Kev, here.
Kev: Am I you?
Kevin: No, I don't talk to myself.
Robogirl: Get on with it!
Nalat: Yeah. Can we just fuse the tribes and vote to people off?
Kevin: Ok, so you are now the The Lost Horde of Puppy Dogs.
VOTING CEREMONY:
Kevin: Everyone voted?
Jaky: Bow.
Thanatos: You bet.
Robogirl: Er. Yeah.
Jaky: Bow.
Kev: You already answered.
Nalat: Get on with it!
Kevin: Fine, I'll tally the votes. Ayo, Mr. Happy Button Jr., Robogirl, Nalat, Mr. Happy Button Junior, Jaky, Robogirl, Mr. Happy Button Junior, Kevin.
JoAnna: Crap. I spelled Kev wrong.
Kevin: So you put Kevin?
JoAnna: No, I put Nalat.
Mr. Happy Button Jr.: Does this mean I have to leave?
Kevin: Yes. It also means that Robogirl must leave.
THAT'S ALL THIS MONTH, FOLKS! GUARD YOUR PICKLES, KEVIN IS ON THE PROWL!
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Kevin: Since we've all forgotten, here is who is left-
Tribe 1: The Viking Horde of Puppy Dogs:
Nalat
Ayo
Alex Shannon
Thanatos
Kev
Tribe 2: The Lost Crowbars
Turtle
JoAnna
Jaky
BIG Ralph
Kevin: On a related note, I think Brad's dead. He's been gone for... a long time.
Kev: I miss my pickles.
JoAnna: Can we just go on with the contest?
Nalat: Yeah. I'm sick of this (bad word). Let's start.
BIG Ralph: Don't let's start.
Thanatos: No They Might Be Giants references.
Kevin: You know, I'm short on ideas.
Ayo: I have an idea. Let's fuse the tribes and vote two people off.
Kevin: I got it! We'll fuse the tribes and vote two people off! The new tribe will be called... umm... The Bubble Bobblers.
Nalat: Geez.
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
Kevin: Due to my lazyness, there won't be won this week. Month. Year. However long it's been.
VOTING CEREMONY
Kevin: The votes are in, have been tallied, and two of you will leave. The newest characters to leave the island are Ayo and Jaky.
Jaky: Bow? :(
Ayo: Jaky can speak in emoticons?
HOLY CRAP! A NEW EPISODE! IT'S INCREDIBLE! AS FOR THE NEXT EPISODE? HOPEFULLY BY THE END OF THE YEAR!
Episode 9: Two in a month?
Kevin: Yay!
Nalat: Ok. Please, Kevin. Just declare me the winner.
Turtle: Jelly jelly, Turtle?
Alex: Wow... Turtle's still here?
Thanatos: Apparently.
JoAnna: So, what's the immunity challenge?
Kevin: You know, I haven't thought about it...
Kev: Can it involve pickles?
Kevin: I'm afraid not. I'm out.
Turtle: Turtle, Jelly jelly turtle.
Kevin: We can't skip it. Ratings are low.
Nalat: How about a sandcastle building competition?
BIG Ralph: I didn't expect that coming from you.
Kevin: Ok, go ahead.
BECAUSE I'M LAZY, I WON'T DESCRIBE THE BUILDING OF THE SANDCASTLES. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
Kevin: Ok, Nalat... What's this?
Nalat: Well, I didn't build one. I just don't care anymore.
Thanatos: It's a gravestone.
Alex: I made a gravestone too.
Kevin: How pleasant.
Kev; IT'S A PICKLE! YAY!
Kevin: It's a pickle... but I can't eat it. Boo!
Turtle: Turtle turtle.
Kevin: Ummm... it's a pile of sand. Uh... Good job, Turtle.
JoAnna: Well, mine's an actual sandcastle.
Kevin: It's a good one at that.
BIG Ralph: *Generic Rap Words*
Kevin: WTH?
BIG Ralph: Yo, it's a sand turntable, homie!
Kevin: Well, that's actually quite original. You win.
BIG Ralph: Awesome.
TRIBAL COUNCIL
Kevin: The votes are in. Let me read them outloud. Nalat, Nalat, Nalat, Nalat, Nalat, and Turtle.
Nalat: I guess I get to leave this island. So I don't win?
Kevin: Apparently not. I'm glad Brad's dead, I bet him $50 you'd win.
WHAT'S NEXT? IS BRAD REALLY DEAD? WE KNOW ALEX SHANNON IS! AND WHAT OF TURTLE?
Episode Ten: OMG! IT'S TH3 1337 HACK3R!!!!1111
The Bubble Bobblers:
Alex Shannon
Thanatos
Kev
Turtle
JoAnna
BIG Ralph
Kevin: Well, we're down to six. I'm doing a great job, aren't I?
Alex: Actually, yes... I was sure this would be crap after Brad left...
Thanatos: I thought he died?
BIG Ralph: Fo-rizzle.
JoAnna: Am I the only sane one left?
Kevin: Turtle's still here.
Turtle: Jelly!
Kev: Oh! I like Jelly Pickles!
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I, Nalat, have taken control. Thanatos, you get immunity this round. Kevin, get to Tribal Council. Now.
Kevin: Umm... sure. Less work for me.
JoAnna: This isn't fair.
Nalat: So? It wasn't fair that we've had to wait months for this to end. I'm making an effort here. Today, we vote two people off.
Kevin: Ok... I'm collecting the votes.
Kevin: Let's see... Kev, JoAnna, Kev, Alex, Turtle, BIG Ralph.
Nalat: Crap. Well, Kev. You're gone. Ok, who voted for Kev?
Turtle: Jelly! Jelly!
Alex: Me too.
Nalat: So, who do you want to see leave the island? BIG Ralph or JoAnna?
JoAnna: Now wait a minute.
Turtle: Jelly!
Kevin: This is getting out of hand.
Brad: What is going on here?
Nalat: Crap. I finally take over, and this piece of (naughty word) shows up again.
Brad: You know what, BIG Ralph, JoAnna... one of you will leave today. I'm making an executive decision. Kevin- pick one.
BIG Ralph: What?
JoAnna: What?
Kevin: What?
Brad: It's simple, Kevin. Who do you want to leave. The rapper or the cook?
Kevin: Umm... Well... JoAnna, I guess.
Brad: Ok, JoAnna, Kev- you're gone. And I'm off!
Thanatos: What just happened?
Alex: I don't know, but I'm in the Top Four!
BIG Ralph: Freakin' awesome. Me too.
Turtle: Jelly?
ON THE NEXT EPISODE, THE FINAL FOUR FACE OFF AND SOMEONE LEAVES THE ISLAND! BUT WHO?
Episode 11: Pointless Cameos!
Nalat: We now are down to four castaways.
Kevin: Why are you still here?
Nalat: Well, I haven't logged out of the program yet.
Alex: Do so. Word from HQ says a new Co-Host arrives today.
Nalat: Fine.
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Kevin: Ok, so, Brad's gone, Nalat is gone, and I'm getting a new co-host?
Turtle: Turtle!
BIG Ralph: Fo-rizzle, man.
Kevin: So, who is it? I mean, I can only think of one person worse than Nalat to join my side.
Nikko: How are you gentlemen?
Kevin: Speak of the devil.
Alex: Hey! He's right! It's just guys left.
BIG Ralph: Come one, I need my scan...
Turtle: Jelly!
Nikko: Turtle's right. We all know where that's going, and it sure isn't appropriate.
Kevin: So, are you here for the rest of the series?
Nikko: Nope, I'm just a quick cameo because you seem to be short on ideas. Just look at last episode.
Alex: Fourth wall breaking rocks.
Kevin: Ok, let's see... We got four people left. It's time for an immunity challenge!
Nikko: Yes, today you will be searching for my long-lost laptop computer.
Turtle: Jelly.
Nikko: They don't have to know it's Ona's. Quiet.
Kevin: Ok... Everyone look!
BIG Ralph: Damn. This sucks.
Thanatos: What, might I ask, is a laptop? We don't have that in the Realm of the Dead.
Turtle: Jelly, turtle.
Thanatos: Really? How quaint.
Alex: Thanatos, should we share our technology?
Thanatos: Oh, no.
Turtle: Jelly?
Nikko: Is anyone actually performing the immunity challenge?
Alex: I'm.
Kevin: I'm?
Alex: I'm. You know, I am. It's called a contraction.
BIG Ralph: Listen, dawg. That ain't proper English.
Thanatos: Like you should talk.
Nikko: Someone find the freakin' laptop!
Turtle: Jelly, turtle!
Nikko: No, that's Ted's computer. Keep looking.
Kevin: Well... That explains the lack of blog entries by Ted.
Alex: Is this it?
Nikko: That's a typewriter.
BIG Ralph: Is this...
Nikko: I have no idea what that is.
Kevin: Trust me, you don't want to know. Question is where did he get it?
BIG Ralph: Well, I found it...
Thanatos: In Ona's room. Here it is. The Laptop. I got myself some immunity.
Kevin: Nikko?
Nikko: Sure, why not?
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
Kevin: Nikko, tally the votes!
Nikko: It's three to one. BIG Ralph is not leaving the island yet. Nor is Alex.
Turtle: Jelly?
Kevin: Turtle has been eliminated.
Nikko: And I must leave. Yay for pointless cameos!
OH! HI! THIS IS AYO! I'M DOING THE NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW, BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT TURTLE WAS VOTED OFF! IT'S A SHOCK! I, MEAN, HE'S SUCH A NICE GUY, DESPITE HIS LIMITED VOCABULARY. WHAT? I'M OUT OF TIME? BUT I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING PREVIEW LIKE!
Episode 12- That's a rap
Kevin: Great title.
BIG Ralph: Yup, dawg.
Thanatos: I swear... just stop.
BIG Ralph: Sorry, man. It's just my style, ya know?
Thanatos: Yeah. I know.
Kevin: Immunity Challenge time.
Thanatos: How does this work?
Kevin: Essentially, whoever gets immunity chooses who they want to leave the island.
Alex/Thanatos (In unison): BIG Ralph.
Kevin: You have to win immunity first.
BIG Ralph: Looks like I got my work cut out for me.
Kevin: The challenge is... well, I still have one cameo left- let's see who the 'host of the immunity challenge' is!
Alex: You're only doing cameos cause you're out of ideas.
Kevin: Yeah, so?
Voice: Am I on?
Kevin: Yes, get out here.
Flingo: Hello! The challenge is easy- fetch!
*Throws boomerang*
*BIG Ralph and Thanatos go running after it*
Flingo: Aren't you going to go get the boomerang, Alex?
Alex: Your boomerang always returns to the thrower.
*boomerang returns*
Alex: See?
Kevin: And you win immunity.
Alex: And BIG Ralph is gone.
ON THE NEXT EPISODE... IT ENDS!
Episode 13- And so it ends...
Kevin: We've come to the end of Jargon Survivor 2. What we are going to do is tally the votes from those who have been eliminated, with the exception of Turtle, who is among the missing, and see who they pick as the winner.
Nalat- Isn't it obvious? Thanatos has earned the victory.
Ayo- Us yellow folk got to stay together. I agree with Nalat. Thanatos wins.
Robert- You two... seriously, just look at Alex Shannon. No one here expected him to make it this far, yet he did. He gets my vote.
Jara the Tuh- Thanatos wins! Monkey butts!
A Paleo- Because the Tuh says Thanatos, I must pick Alex.
Kev- I also agree with Alex. Thanatos doesn't have any pickles.
JoAnna- Well, technically, Alex doesn't either. Thanatos gets my vote, because I fear that if I don't vote for him, he'll kill me.
Robogirl- Alex gets my vote... I guess.
Mr. Happy Button Jr.- Thanatos doesn't seem that happy. I'll vote for him to make him happy.
Jaky- Bow. Bow, bow. (I agree w/ Robogirl.)
Rita- Gah. I still have a grudge against that Robosl...
Kevin: Not nice.
Rita- Fine. Thanatos.
The Fire Warrior- You know? I really don't care at this point. I lost. That's all that matters. I'll vote Alex to make it interesting.
BIG Ralph- Yo, yo, yo! It comes down to the hardcore rapper! Bet you fools didn't see this coming! I bet youse two dawgs wish you were nice to me now, ha! I control your fate, and I say you both lose!
Kevin: It doesn't work that way.
BIG Ralph: Fine. Well... let's see. Thanatos hates me and Alex hates me. It's like picking between two equal evils.
Kevin: Pick one. The more you think about it, the longer we stay on the island.
BIG Ralph: I pick.
WHO DOES BIG RALPH PICK? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF JARGON SURVIVOR!
Kevin: Not funny.
BIG Ralph: Can I say my vote without being interupted?
Kevin: Go ahead.
BIG Ralph: I pick Thanatos for the win. Afterall, Alex did vote me off.
Kevin: Thanatos, you win.
Thanatos: Oh, joy.
Kevin: As for your prize... umm... where is it?
Thanatos: I'm dead. What am I going to do with a million dollars anyway?
Kevin: Buy pickles?
Thanatos: Stupid host...
Episode 14- Wait, what?
Kevin: Seriously... why are we still here?
Thanatos: I don't know. You think Brad would have sent us a plane or boat or something.
Kevin: Yeah.
Thanatos: Could be worse.
Kevin: I know, I could be here with BIG Ralph.
Thanatos: Yeah. It's a good thing I can conjure up food using magic.
Kevin: Yeah. All those pickles were great.
Thanatos: But where the hell is our ride off this godforsaken island?
Kevin: I have no idea. It'll come here eventually, I guess.
Thanatos: I mean, the series is over. The previous episode should have been the last one.
Kevin: Oh! I almost forgot! I found the million dollars!
Thanatos: Really?
Kevin: No.
Thanatos: I figured as much. Not that I need it. I'm dead, afterall.
Kevin: I want to get off this island.
Thanatos: You and me both.
Jargon Survivor: Season 1- Archive
16 Jargon Games Characters compete to win the ultimate prize: One Million Dollars!Ok, they don't get anything. I don't have that kind of money to give them.
The Characters, with the game they first appeared in:
Flingo: Flingo Doors of Destiny
Nikko: Flingo 2: The Journey Home
Ona: Flingo 2: The Journey Home
Ted The Talking Tree: Flingo 2: The Journey Home
Spider: Flingo 2: The Journey Home
Woggle: Flingo 2: The Journey Home
Joe: Button Factory
Mr. Happy Button: Mr. Happy Button
Ruga: (The Tetraflame: Episode 1: Ruga's Journey)
Mrs. Happy Button: (Mrs. Happy Button)
Tom The Talking Tree: (Well, technically, it was his test in Flingo 2: The Journey Home)
A Mouse: Mouse Catcher
A Decoy: Mouse Catcher
The Evil Face: Flingo 2: The Journey Home
A Button: World's Easiest Game
Joe's Mother: (Well, she was proud of Joe after the completion of Button Factory and Button Factory 2)
Hosts:
Brad Cole: Brad created Jargon Games. He is hosting the events.
Kevin Kewiga: Kevin a member of the Jargon Games Staff. He enjoys the World's Easiest Game, PS2, and, of course, pickles. He will read the votes at the Tribal Councils.
Official Announcement:
Brad: Hello, I'm Brad, and I am the host of JARGON SURVIVOR. Here is my assistant, Kevin.
Kevin: Hello!
Brad: To start things off, we must separate the group of 16 into two tribes- but we need tribe names!
Kevin: That's where you come in- send an eemail to jargongames@hotmail.com with your ideas for tribe names!
Episode 1: The First Episode
Brad: Hello, and welcome to the first episode of JARGON SURVIVOR! Sorry it took so long to complete.
Kevin: It's his fault- he was to lazy to type it.
Brad: Anyway, team names have been decided upon. Kevin, do you want to tell the readers what they are?
Kevin: No.
Brad: Please?
Kevin: Ok. Team number one is called the Hungry Ernies. Members on the team are:
Flingo
Nikko
Ona
Ted
A spider
A woggle
Joe
Mr. Happy Button
Team two is called the shy Sebastians. This team consists of:
Ruga
Mrs. Happy Button
Tom
A mouse
A decoy
The Evil Face
A Button
Joe's Mother
Good luck to both teams!
Brad: Without further ado, let's start with the first immunity contest! It's very important we finish this show ASAP!
Kevin: Why??
Brad: Because the faster it is finished, the sooner I can start Episode 2! Anyone, Kevin, tell the teams thier first immunity challenge!
Kevin: Here we have a buffet. This buffet is unlike what the teams have seen before. Instead of being covered with poor excuses for meals and foods that are high in fat like the Old...
Brad: Kevin... Let's not have a lawsuit filed against us. No insulting major restaurants or business, even if there food is bad.
Kevin: Ok. But to make a long story short, these a bug buffets. Everything on it is a bug! Each team chooses a member, and whoever eats more wins immunity for his or her or its team!
Brad: Teams, Choose your member!
Team 1:
Ona: No way am I eating the bugs!
Ted: I'll do it if no one else will...
Flingo: Why don't we have the spider do it??
Spider: Meeee??
Nikko: Yes, you! What other spider is there??
Spider: Ok, I'll do it.
Joe: Thank god it wasn't me...
Team 2:
Tom: Has anyone here eaten a bug before??
Mouse: I did, but it was an accident.
Ruga: No. And I don't intend to either. I wouldn't be so base to perform such a petty task on a poor excuse of a reality show such as this.
The Evil Face: I LOVE BUGS! THEY ARE DELISH!
Joe's Mom: Ok, you can do it!
Tom: Ok, so it is agreed. The Evil Face will be the one to eat bugs.
The Immunity Challenge:
Brad: Ok, so Ernie is being represented by the Spider, and Sebastian by the Evil Face, right?
Kevin: That's correct.
Brad: Ok then. Let's start to eat some bugs!!
Kevin: Remember contestants, you only got 1 minute to eat as many as you can!
*Spider and The Evil Face start to gorge themselves. The team members cheer for thier respective representative*
Brad: Ok, time is up!
Kevin: It appears that the spider ate 17 bugs! And the Evil Face ate... 14 bugs! Very close! The Hungry Ernies win the immunity! Shy Sebastians, we'll see you at Tribal Council!
The Tribal Council:
Brad: Ok, everyone vote and put your name in this big bucket. *everyone does.*
Kevin: Ok, time to read the votes!
Vote number 1: BRAD.
Brad: Ha ha ha... very funny. You can't vote me off. Kevin, don't read any more that say Brad, Ok?
Kevin: Ok. *tosses asides votes 2, 3, 4, and 5* Ahh! Here's one! Kevin!
Brad: Toss the ones that say your name as well!
Kevin: Ok. *tosses aside vote 7* Ok, here is the final vote- it reads...
TO BE CONTINUED! RETURN FOR EPISODE TWO! FIND OUT WHO GOT VOTED OFF!
Episode 2: Let's get this thing started...
The Tribal Council
Kevin: Wow... they spelt it wrong...
Brad: Well, how is it spelt?
Kevin: It says "A Buton."
Brad: Well, I'd say it is safe to assume that they are talking about the button. So, I guess this means the button is voted off.
Kevin: But you got the most votes!
Brad: Be that as it may, I am the host. I can't be voted off. So, the button is gone.
The Interview:
Brad: So, team Sebastien, what is it like to lose one of your own??
Joe's Mom: It's actually not bad. The button didn't do anything at all.
Ruga: I didn't like the button.
The Evil Face: I'm just glad it wasn't me after I blew the immunity challenge.
Mrs. Happy Button: I wonder who voted for him?
Decoy: I did.
Mouse: I was going to, but I voted for Brad. I thought it would be funny.
Brad: It wasn't.
Kevin: I thought it was.
The Immunity Challege:
Kevin: Ok, teams! It's time for your first group challenge!
Brad: As a team, you have to create a fire using only the supplies available here.
Ona: But it's hot! Why do we need to build a fire??
Kevin: Cause they build a fire on the real Survivor.
Brad: In the mean time, Kevin and I will sit in the air conditioned cottage we stay at while the rest of you are forced to camp out on this harsh terrain.
Kevin: Yup, and at the same time, we get paid more than all of you will win from this game combined!
Brad: Game show hosts have the life...
Kevin: Well, what are you waiting for?? BUILD THAT FIRE!
Team 1:
Ted: No! We must not harm the trees to build the fire!
Nikko: Great... a nature nut...
Mr. Happy Button: Well, he is a tree. What did you expect?
Nikko: I expected him to at least not try and interfere with the fire building process.
Flingo: Does anyone have a match??
Joe: I take it none of you know how to make a fire, do you??
Ona: Nope.
Woggle: No clue.
Spider: I can make a web...
Ted: NO FIRES! NO FIRES! NO FIRES!
Team 2:
Ruga: Ha! This is easy! Oh Tetraflame of Legend! I summon the powers of the flame!
*A Fire Appears*
Tom: Wow... the old dude is good for something.
Joe's Mom: Is there something wrong with old people?
Mouse: Yeah- they can be scared of us and set traps!
Decoy: Don't all humans?
Mouse: Oh yeah...
Brad: Well Team Sebastien wins immunity in about... 6 seconds... we need harder immunity challenges.
Tribal Council:
Kevin: Ok, cast your vote on the ballot and turn them in!
Brad: How long do you think it'll take you guys to vote?
Flingo: A long time. I'm undecisive.
Ona: I don't know who to vote for!
Joe: Don't vote me off! I got thumbs!
FIND OUT WHO GETS VOTED OFF TEAM ERNIE IN THE EXCITING EPISODE 3!
Episode 3: Webs, smilies, and mice, OH MY!
Brad: Ok, Kevin- you tallied up the votes, right?
Kevin: Yes, I did. The second to be voted of Jargon Survivor is... the woggle. It was unanimous.
Woggle: Yes, I voted for myself. And I told everyone to vote for me. I wanted off this island!
Brad: Are we even on an island??
Kevin: Beats me... our sponsors would tell us where we are.
Brad: We have sponsors?
Kevin: Umm... nope. No we don't.
Brad: Ok then...
The Third Immunity Challenge:
Brad: Ok, teams, we are ready to start our third immunity challenge. It is going to be a race. Each team selects two members to race.
Kevin: Teams, select your racers!
Team Ernie:
Joe: I'll do it!
Spider: I will to!
Mr. Happy Button: I want to race!
Ted: Let's vote on it.
Joe: Ok, I vote for me.
Spider: I vote for me too.
Mr. Happy Button: I'm voting for me!
Flingo: The spider. With all those legs, he's got to be fast!
Nikko: The spider.
Ona: Mr. Happy Button.
Ted: Mr. Happy Button.
Joe: Darn! I don't get to race!
Team Sebastian:
Mrs. Happy Button: I'll race!!!
Tom: Ok, go ahead.
Joe's Mom: Who else here is fast??
Decoy: The mouse is! Have you tried level 10 in mouse catcher?? That's a fast mouse!!!
Mouse: Yeah, us mice are fast!
Ruga: Ok, the Mouse and Mrs. Happy Button will race.
The race:
Brad: On your mark, get set...
Kevin: STOP!
Brad: That isn't funny. On your mark, get set...
Kevin: STOP!
Brad: That's not funny. Just go.
Kevin: The mouse has an early lead, and he's being followed by Mr. Happy Button. Behind him is the spider, who is neck and neck with Mrs. Happy Button!
Brad: What's this?? Mr. Happy Button stopped! He appears to be hurt!
Kevin: The spider has gone over to help his teammate, and so has Mrs. Happy Button.
Brad: Meanwhile, the mouse has crossed the finish line! One half of team Sebastian has crossed the finish line!
Kevin: Mr. Happy Button has hopped onto the spider's back! And they're off! But the spider is slowed by this extra weight, and Mrs. Happy Button is gaining fast...
Brad: Mrs. Happy Button has taken the lead! And she crosses the finish line!
Kevin: Team Sebastian wins immunity!
EPISODE FOUR COMING SOON! WHO GETS VOTED OFF NEXT??
Episode 4: The Fourth Episode
Tribal Council
Brad: Team Ernie, have you cast your votes?
Joe: We're still waiting on Ted.
Ted: Sorry... It's just I'm not sure who to pick.
Kevin: Just put down a name!
Ted: Done.
Brad: Ok, time to read the votes. The first one is... a name.
Ted: Kevin said to put down a name.
Brad: Not funny.
Kevin: While Brad was busy saying that, I took the liberty of reading the rest. I hate to say this, but Mr. Happy Button, you have been voted off.
The Interview:
Kevin: Team Ernie, you've lost 2 immunity challenges in a row. How do you feel?
Joe: I feel like kicking some serious butt at the next immunity challenge!
Ona: I miss Mr. Happy Button's happy face...
Flingo: I feel fine, actually. I don't have any complaints- I'm still here.
The Immunity Challenge:
Brad: This will be a team immunity challenge. It is quite simple, actually. All you have to do is program the vcr that Kevin is giving you.
Joe's Mom: No! Those things are impossible to program!
Ruga: I don't like these fancy electric gadjets.
Flingo: This is an outrage! How do you expect us to do that??
Nikko: Three letters: DVD.
*Time Passes*
Joe: And that is why programming a vcr is impossible!
The Evil Face: Yeah, what he said.
Ted: Done.
Kevin: What?
Ted: Done, finished, I programmed the vcr while everyone else was arguing.
Brad: I guess this means Team Ernie wins immunity.
WHO GETS VOTED OFF NEXT? FIND OUT IN EPISODE 5!
Episode 5: Just another episode.
Kevin: Voted of Team Sebastian is.... Joe's Mom!
Joe's Mom: I demand a recount!
Brad: Ahh, come on. Don't pull an Al Gore on us.
The Immunity Challenge.
Brad: Do to lack of time, we are jumping right into the immunity challenge.
Kevin: This challenge involves swimming. We've dropped the contests off a mile from the shore line. Whoever reaches here first wins for his or her team.
Brad: I see someone in the distance!
Kevin: It's Joe!
Brad: Wait! Someone is gaining on him!
Kevin: It appears team Sebastian is using The Evil Face as a raft!
Brad: They've passed Joe! Talk about teamwork!
Kevin: Team Sebastian has gotten to the shoreline! They've won immunity!
WHO GETS VOTED OFF NEXT? FIND OUT IN EPISODE 6!
Episode 6: The Episode after Episode 5.
Brad: First, I'm going to update you all. Here is who is left on both teams:
The Hungry Ernies:
Flingo
Ona
Ted
A spider
Joe
The Shy Sebastians:
Ruga
Tom
A mouse
A decoy
The Evil Face
Kevin: Ok, you're probably wondering why two names are missing from that list. At the last immunity challenge, Nikko was voted off, he recieved 3 votes. Joe recieved 2 votes, Ted recieved 1. Mrs. Happy Button has left the island to be with Mr. Happy Button, who is at the Jargon General Hospital. We here at Jargon Survivor wish Mr. Happy Button the best of luck.
Brad: But we still have to go on with the show.
Kevin: The immunity challenge will be swimming.
Brad: You silly person! We did that one already!
Kevin: Oh...
Brad: Today, we are doing a simple immunity challenge- a volleyball game.
The game:
Joe: I'll serve!
*Joe serves*
Ruga: I protest this contest. Four members of my team are unable to play! It's a five on one! I'm the only one on my team with arms and hands!
Brad: Well, it's only 3 on 1. Do your best.
Kevin: Ruga isn't doing good at all. He just can't run all over the court to do this.
Brad: You have to give him credit, he's doing what his team can't.
Kevin: The score is currently 3 to 0, and Ruga gets to serve.
Brad: Ruga gets a point, but the ernies earn the ball back! Another point for the Ernies!
Kevin: And they've gotten another. It's 5 to 1. We should end this now.
Brad: Ok. It's done.
The Tribal Council:
Brad: Ok, team, time to cast your votes!
Tom, the mouse, the decoy, Ruga, and the Evil Face all cast thier votes.
Kevin: Ok, the votes are... The mouse.
Brad: The Decoy.
Kevin: The Evil Face.
Brad: Tom
Kevin: And...
FIND OUT WHO THE FINAL VOTE GOES TO IN EPISODE 7!
Episode 7: An X in the sand.
Kevin: And... The Evil Face.
Brad: And with 2 votes, you are the Weakest Link, Goodbye.
Kevin: Hey! I wanted to do that!
Brad: We have one final immunity challenge before the teams merge to form one big team.
Kevin: We are going to have a treasure hunt. Somewhere on the beach, we've hid a treasure. The teams must find it.
Brad: Ruga has run over to the Giant X on the sand... Kevin... why'd you put an X??
Kevin: So I could find it...
Brad: Arrrgh. Never mind. I guess this means Ruga
has won immunity for his team.
Kevin: Well, guess we should get someone voted off, that way we can make one team!
Brad: Ok. Let's vote now so we don't have to wait a week for a new episode!
Kevin: What takes you so long to write these?
Brad: Umm... no reason.
The Tribal Council:
Brad: The votes have been recorded! Kevin, read them!
Kevin: Ok, here they are: Joe, The Spider, Flingo, Ted, Ona.
Brad: Well, isn't that just peachy.
Kevin: Ok, we'll revote it.
Brad: The new votes are Ona, Ona, Joe, Flingo, Flingo.
Kevin: Well, it's either Ona of Flingo...
Brad: Hmm... Who voted for Joe??
Ona: I did!
Brad: Change your vote to either Ona or Flingo to break the tie.
Ona: Ok, I vote for Flingo!
Kevin: Flingo, the tribe has spoken.
How will the 8 who remain work together as a Super Tribe? Find out in Episode 8! Hey, I didn't use all caps!
Episode 8: The Giant Tribe votes off 2 members...
Brad: Yes, let's introduce you to who remains in the Giant Tribe!
Joe
Ona
A Spider
Ted
A Mouse
A Decoy
Ruga
Tom
Kevin: Well, let's see how the tribe works out.
Ted: I hate you Tom! You are nothing but a scene-stealing hack!
Tom: It isn't my fault your quiz wasn't finished in time for Flingo 2, was it??
Ona: Don't fight! We need to work together!
Tom: But I hate Ted!
Ted: But I hate Tom!
Joe: Just what we need... a rivalry.
The Immunity Contest
Kevin: Very simple immunity contest.
Brad: Yes, all you have to do is find a wild animal and bring it back here.
*everyone runs off*
Brad: So Kevin, what do you want to drink?
Kevin: Diet *brand name deleted*.
Brad: Ok, and we've gotten some huge subs from *brand name deleted*.
Kevin: Yes, and some great desserts from *brand name deleted*.
Brad: I am so glad I'm not a contestant. We get all this free food.
Kevin: Why can't we say the Brand Names? Why must we say *brand name deleted*?
Brad: Cause we don't have any sponsors. No need to give anyone free advertising.
Mouse: I got a mouse!
Brad: Well, I guess that counts.
Kevin: It does.
The Tribal Council:
Brad: To speed things up, today you will vote for 2 contestants to leave.
Kevin: Ok, cast you votes.
Brad: Yup, and remember, the mous
WHO WILL BE VOTED OFF IN THE NEXT EPISODE? FIND OUT SOON!
Brad: Wait! I'm not done yet!!
Kevin: Yeah, man. Wait till we finish.
SORRY!
Brad: Remember, the mouse has immunity.
NOW???
Kevin: Now.
WHO WILL BE VOTED OFF IN THE NEXT EPISODE? FIND OUT SOON!
Episode 9: Ona's Immunity Victory
Brad: Well, it appears that the votes have been tallied. Being voted off with 5 votes is... The Decoy.
Kevin: This brings us to a problem. Tom, Joe, and Ona each have one vote apiece. We will be doing a revote featuring all 8 contestants, even the decoy who was eliminated. You can only vote for Tom, Joe, or Ona.
Brad: Ok, the voting is complete, let's read them:
Tom, Joe, Tom, Tom, Ona, Joe, Tom, Joe
Kevin: That means Tom is voted off!
Ted: No!!! Don't vote off Tom!
Joe: Weren't you arguing with him earlier??
Ted: Yes, but that doesn't make us not best friends.
Joe: Ok, you're weird.
The Immunity Challenge:
Brad: Ok, 6 of you remain. Now, as you may have heard, Mr. and Mrs. Happy Button have a child. What's his name?
Joe: Joe! They named it after me!
Ted: No, they named it after me! He's named Ted.
Ona: Geez... didn't you 2 read the news? They named him Mr. Happy Button Jr.
Kevin: That's right! Ona gets immunity!
Brad: We are doing a tribal council right here, right now!
Kevin: So let's tally up the votes!
Brad: Kevin, you want to read them??
Kevin: Ok, Ruga. A mouse. Joe. Joe. Ted.
Brad: And the 6th vote??
Kevin: You told me not to read the ones that said Brad.
Brad: I thought that stupid joke ended ages ago.
Kevin: Guess not.
Brad: That means Joe gets voted off. Kevin, you owe me ten bucks.
Kevin: Yes, but you owe me $10 as well. Ted and Tom aren't both in the final five.
Brad: Joe isn't either. Let's call it even. I won't pay you, you won't pay me. There's no point.
A Mouse: Nor was there a point to that conversation...
COMING SOON! EPISODE TEN!!! WHAT WILL HAPPEN?? WHO KNOWS?
Episode 10: The Final Four Revealed!
Brad: Welcome to Episode ten! Currently, five contestants remain-
Kevin: They are a mouse, Ruga, Ted, Ona, and A spider.
Brad: All have done well to make it to the final five, but alas, we must eliminate one.
Kevin: Yes, we have to. We have stripped Ona of her immunity, and we are having a tribal council right now!
Brad: Yes, all get to vote.
Kevin: They are going to reveal their votes to you, but not to the other contestants:
Ted: Ona
A Mouse: The Spider
Ona: Ted
Ruga: Ted
The Spider: Ona
Brad: Enough with these ties!!!
Kevin: Can I choose who gets voted off?
Brad: Sure, go ahead. It makes less work for me.
Kevin: Yay! I pick... I pick... Ted!
Ted: Darn... Well, I still did ok.
Brad: Ok? You did great! You came in fifth!
HOW WILL THE GAME END? WHO GETS VOTED OFF NEXT?? FIND OUT IN EPISODE 10.5 (err... 11)!
Episode 11:
Due to a database error and a malicous computer malfunction, this episode was lost. However, I do wish to inform you that Ruga won immunity, and the mouse was voted off. Also, the U.S.S. Pickle was lost, as Kevin mistakenly thought it was food. To make matters worse, the contestants were hungry enough to help him eat the boat. No word on the number of casualties.
EPISODE 12 COMING WHEN IT IS FOUND FROM THE EVIL DATABASE!!
Brad: Only 3 remain- Ona, Ruga, and a Spider.
Kevin: Yup, and due to the fact that we are lazy, and running low on time, we are going to end it now. We've invited the other 13 contestants back, however 4 did come back, so only 9 will vote for the winner, as Joe's Mom, a Button, and Mr. and Mrs. Happy Button didn't come back.
Brad: You are voting for who you want to win.
Ted: I vote for Brad.
Brad: Still not funny...
Ted: Ok, I vote for Ruga.
Tom: I'll vote for the Spider.
Flingo: Ona!! Go Ona!!
Nikko: Ona all the way!
The Evil Face: Hmm... the Spider.
Joe: Ruga, no question about it.
Mouse: The Spider!!
Decoy: The Spider!!
Woggle: Hmm... It doesn't matter who I vote for, does it??
Brad: Nope, the spider has won.
Woggle: Can I still vote?
Brad: Sure, go ahead.
Woggle: I vote for the spider.
Jara the Tuh: I have no idea why I'm here, but thanks for tuning in! Will see you next season... wait, I've just been informed that there probably won't be a season 2!
Flingo: Play Flingo 4!
Brad: No advertising your own games, please.
Woggle: Can we go now?
Kevin: Yes.
Brad: And, umm... as for the million dollars... after taxes, it's only $74.92.
Spider: Stupid government....