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Quite simply, all this Jargon site does is list the old news. If it is older than 2 months, it is old news.
The Old News
February 28th, 2007
I added a Head to Head review featuring 2 Orbital Media GBA games, Juka and the Monophonic Menace and Scurge: Hive. Check it out here
February 14th, 2007
Happy Valentine's Day!
February 5, 2007
Again, sorry for the delays here. Regarding Guardian Angel? I've written up the next couple episodes... so work will start on the next couple episodes in Flash soon.
Cleaned up the Guest Book.
February 4, 2007
First update of the new year. I'm sorry- I've been quite busy.
December 4, 2006
As promised, Episode 2 of Guardian Angel is up. This is a transition episode called Road to Geffen. Simple, really. I'll try to get Episode 3 up by the end of the month. No promises, though.
December 2, 2006
After quite some time, work on The Guardian Angel series has restarted! I should have Episode 2 up by the end of the week!
December 1, 2006
Pancakes. That is all.
Nikko.
November 14, 2006
Nikko updated Ted's page. It seems everyone but Ted updates Ted's page.
October 31, 2006
A new game has made it into the Jargon Games Hall of Fame! Resident Evil 2 has joined the list.
In other news, Happy Halloween.
October 30, 2006
Todd updated Ted's page in response to Tom.
October 29, 2006
Tom updated Ted's page.
October 2, 2006
A minor update to the videogame page.
October 1, 2006
A new Tetraflame AIM icon.
September 30, 2006
Ahh! I slept through most of August and September! I guess I should probably get back to work!
August 3, 2006
Guardian Angel: Episode 1- The Moontower Incident has been released.
So, what is Guardian Angel? Guardian Angel is a no graphics game, if you will. It's a choose your own adventure game. Episode 1 is unlike any of the others released. First, you can't actually lose the game. In fact, you won't be able to lose in several chapters. Second, there are branching paths and multiple endings to the first episode, each giving information others might have neglected or only mentioned in passing. The story deals with a creature (god? man?) known as the Guardian Angel... just what is it and why is it doing this?
August 1, 2006
Todd updated Ted's page.
July 31, 2006
Tom updated Ted's page.
July 30, 2006
Fear the Guardian Angel. Preview and Chapter One of this game coming soon.
July 29, 2006
What's this? What's this? This is... Dress Up Flingo!
July 28, 2006
A very odd entry has appeared on Ted's Page.
July 27, 2006.
Let's just hope this works, ok? Kevin suggested I change the music. The previous one was from Kingdom Hearts (the MP3 used was located here. I'm now using music from StarTropics. I bet no one saw that coming.
UPDATE- That StarTropics song was causing freezing on my computer. Took a bit of effort, but now it's working smoothly and actually looping.
July 26, 2006
OMG, advertising! Join the Konami RPG Stars!
July 24, 2006
A review of Pocky and Rocky with Becky has been posted.
July 14, 2006
I'm going to Cape Cod for a week, so don't expect any updates during that time.
July 12, 2006
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I, the great Nalat, have updated my page. That is all.
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July 11, 2006
There is no news today.
Nikko
July 5, 2006
For the record, spamming the Guest Book is frowned upon. Doing so will result in my deletion of the entry, so don't waste your time.
Tom updated Ted's page.
Ted also updated his page, first time in awhile for him.
July 4, 2006
Happy 4th of July.
July 2, 2006
New EGIT aim icon. Big day.
June 29, 2006
The Did You Know page was updated.
June 27, 2006
Tom updated Ted's page. Why Ted hasn't resumed his duties- we are not sure.
June 26, 2006
A new fact added to the Did You Know? Page.
June 25, 2006
The Did You Know page was updated with numerous facts about Operation Fantasma!
June 24, 2006
I updated the Old News page.
June 23, 2006
I finally got my laptop and home computer working together. I present a new No Graphics Game- Operation Fantasma!
June 21, 2006
Happy Birthday Brad!
June 20, 2006
Minor technical update.
June 7, 2006
Having some technical difficulties with my laptop and Flash. Hopefully, I'll have everything fixed soon.
June 6, 2006
Oh noes! 666!
June 4, 2006
Hello. I should let you guys know this- During the middle of May, my home computer just... what's the term here? Crapped out. Wouldn't work at all. Sadly, I was unable to do much flash work because of this. Then again... the news section shows I haven't done much flash work in awhile. Either way- here's an update:
I've set up Macromedia Flash onto my laptop, and hope to create a few more No Graphics games (they have been requested).
May 9, 2006
I posted a review of Gekido Advance: Kintaro's Revenge.
May 8, 2006
Tom has updated Ted's page. Ted was serious, apparently.
May 7, 2006
Tom has updated Ted's page again.
May 5, 2006
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Nalat here. I just released Another Simple Question. Take the poll. Now. It's outdated, I know- it involved Jargon Survivor 2- but take it anyone. I command you to!
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May 4, 2006
Happy Button Wallpaper added.
May 3, 2006
New Wallpaper- Squash the Spider.
May 1, 2006
HAPPY MAY FOOLS DAY!
Nikko
April 5, 2006
Marble Madness has been added to the Jargon Gaming Hall of Fame.
April 4, 2006
Ted... well, Tom updated Ted's page.
April 1, 2006
Ted updated his page.
March 23, 2006
Ted updated his page. He's complaining again.
March 22, 2006
Check out the Mad Maestro! Review.
March 2, 2006
I updated all the news entries so they show the proper year.
So did Ted. See his blog for more details.
Updated Jargon Fighters.
February 15th, 2006
Descent has been added to the Jargon Gaming Hall of Fame.
February 3rd, 2006
Wait, what? A new episode of Jargon Survivor? But the series is over? What is going on?
February 2nd, 2006
Ted updated his blog.
February 1st, 2006
Jargon Fighters was updated.
January 4th, 2006
Check out the videogame section for my DS, GBA, and GCN Game of the Year Awards.
January 1st, 2006
Happy new year!
December 16, 2005
Jargon Survivors has ended. Hint- the winner is dead.
Don't expect any massive updates until January. I'll be without flash for about a month, so don't expect to see much new stuff.
December 14, 2005
A new Jargon Survivor Entry.
Ted updated his page.
Old news was updated.
December 13, 2005
A new game of sorts. Check out Useless Gadgets. See Flingo Explode! Trippy Tetraflame effects! Flashing Jaky??
December 3, 2005
Apparently, the folks at Blind Ferret Entertainment think Jargon Games is a good place to help get the word out about Ctrl+Alt+Del: The Animated Series. Far be it from me to refuse to shamelessly plug this.
December 1, 2005
Holy crap, it's another Jargon Survivor Episode. We're down to three. This episode has two very special cameos in it.
November 29, 2005
New Jargon Survivor Episode.
November 27, 2005
Check out the Snood 2 review.
November 21, 2005
Yeah! Wolfenstein 3D is the Hall of Fame!
November 15, 2005
Jargon Fighters has been updated.
So has Jargon Survivor. Spoiler- Someone's voted off.
November 13, 2005
A new game has been added. It's called Dress Up Tom, in which you... well, dress up Tom.
November 7, 2005
Jargon Games now is a multiple award winning site!
Yes, my Gunstar Super Heroes review won Review of the Week at the Nintendo Forums.
For those wondering what my first award was, my Viewtiful Joe 2 review won Post of the Week there.
In the end, my reviews > my "flash games".
November 4, 2005
A review of Gunstar Super Heroes has been posted.
November 3, 2005
Ted updated his page.
November 2, 2005
A new AIM Icon.
In an island that time forget, a new Episode of Jargon Survivor has been discovered. Wait, what? A NEW ONE! OMG, LIKE TOTALLY FREAKING AWESOME! WOW!
November 1, 2005
Jargon Fighters has been slightly updated.
October 20, 2005
My review of Space Invaders Revolution has been added.
October 17, 2005
My review of Trace Memory has been posted.
October 7, 2005
New game added to the Jargon Gaming Hall of Fame. Say hello to Star Wars!
Jargon Fighters has been updated.
September 30, 2005
Two more games have been added to the Jargon Gaming Hall of Fame. Grim Fandango and Space Invaders have made the cut.
Old News has finally been updated.
September 22, 2005
The Jargon Fighters page has been updated.
September 16, 2005
The first three games to be entered into the Jargon Gaming Hall of Fame have been announced. They are The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Bubble Bobble, and Metal Gear Solid: Ghost Babel.
September 5, 2005
There is a new No Graphics games, the Quest for Bubble Bobble: Old and New. Because games with music take up so much space, you may see some Jargon Games appearing on other sites- possibly Geocities- if I run out of space here- or I might make another account here. Don't worry about it.
September 3, 2005
Holy crap, it's a new game. HOLY CRAP, IT HAS SOUND! Yes, I present Button Factory 4.0. It features music from Grim Fandango.
September 2, 2005
My review of Nanostray has been posted.
September 1, 2005
Ted updated his page.
August 31, 2005
Two new fighter profiles.
Ted updated his journal.
August 30, 2005
Apathetic Button AIM Icon.
August 6, 2005
Two new Jargon Fighter Profiles have been posted. Kool.
July 30th, 2005
Great news, everyone! I, Nikko, have a new AIM Icon! Yay!
Umm. Ted updated his page. Sorta.
Oh, yea. Jargon Survivor is back.
July 22nd, 2005
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Nalat here. I just released Another Simple Question. Take the poll. Now.
Oh, and Ted updated his page.
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July 21st, 2005
Nikko here. I found a review Brad hadn't posted. It's on It's Mr. Pants for the GBA. Pants are funny.
July 15th, 2005
It's Kevin's birthday! Pelt him with presents!
July 13th, 2005
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Done. Swears by you (Nalat) are allowed in the news page.
Ted updated his page. Twice. Two short entries in one day. Yes, I know it seems odd that I'm telling you about what Ted has done, but these have been up for about 6 or 7 hours now, and Nikko hasn't done a thing about it. Stupid ass.
Also, I want to take this oppurtunity to say that I hate Nikko. You see how he ruined my near-flawless news entry yesterday? He's an asshole, no two ways about it.
Nalat
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July 12th, 2005
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Done. Swears by you (Nalat) are allowed in the news page.
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Eat tongues! They are good for you!
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Anyway, yeah. This is Nalat. I've been gone for quite some time. Anyway, Brad still hasn't released Tetraflame 3. And you know, I'm tired of waiting. I finished my Tetraflame 3 side game years ago. Ok, last fall. But still. It's finished, unlike Brad's version. By the way- Brad sucks.
So, yeah. That game is now released. It's called Moon Stone Madness. Enjoy, you assholes.
Oh, and on a sidenote, I updated Old News. That's been neglected.
Nalat
Hey! I'm nalat! i'm stoopid! I forgot to close accessjargongames, so smart fuzzballs liek Nikko can get in and make me look stoopid. But thats ok, because i am stoopid.
Not Nikko
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July 5th, 2005
Nikko again. Sweet! Yeah, Ted updated his blog thingymajig. It's his 50th post, so he did a best of issue thing. I only need to write about 46 guides to catch up. Flingo Smells, Ona laid an egg. The... umm.. Ayomobile lost a wheel? And Nikko is the best! Yay!
I found a fighter biography thing Brad never posted. Read about Wabu.
July 4th, 2005
Hey... Umm... This is Nikko here. There haven't been any updates in, well, a month. Brad seems to be among the missing. Kevin over at Jargon Survivor hasn't seen him. I haven't heard from him. Nalat hasn't either. Ted? Well, Ted hasn't talked to Brad since June 3rd. So, in short, Brad's gone.
With that said, I, Nikko, will be taking over for the time being. Yay! Anyway, I found a game Brad hadn't released, so I'll start with that. It's called Matchup 2. I'm in it, so you all gots to play it. Yeah. I'll tell Ted and Nalat to get back to work.
June 4th, 2005
Umm... Apparently Mr. Apathetic Button was released a few days ago.
June 3rd, 2005
Ted updated his page. Sort of. Again. He's the month typo king!
June 2nd, 2005
Ted updated his page. Sort of.
June 1st, 2005
Old news in updated. Yay!
May 21st, 2005
Lego Star Wars is reviewed! Yay!
May 16th, 2005
Yay. A new videogame review. Read my Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time review. Now.
May 5th, 2005
Four new Jargon Fighter Biographies. Yippee.
I may be making a new game with this characters. We'll see.
The downloadable games are currently unavailable. Angelfire is no longer allowing people to download files like those. I will try uploading these games somewhere else for you to play. It may take a few days, though.
A new AIM icon has been released. This is a new one featuring Jaky!
Ted updated his page. Once again, he allows other characters to write in it!
New fact on the Did You Know? page.
New Jargon Survivor Episode.
May 4th, 2005
New wallpaper featuring Thanatos.
Hey! Ted updated his page! He talks about Pirate Popcorn.
On the subject of Pirate Popcorn, who can resist a Pirate Popcorn AIM Icon?
The Did You Know? page was updated.
May 3rd, 2005
Everyone loves it when Nikko updates the Old News page!
May 2, 2005
I uploaded a new version of After Death. You can beat it now!
April 29th, 2005
Go to the Information Page and read the first five biographies of Jargon Fighting League Characters, like the Forgotten Warrior! Read them today!
The Did You Know? Page was updated.
April 28th, 2005
There is a new Jargon Survivor.
Tom's been computer friendly the last two days. First, he updated Ted's blog thing, and today he signs the guest book. Silly pirate tree.
Got a question that needs answering? Ask Jaky. She's the rainbow dog with all the answers!
Old news was updated. I was only 2 months behind, that's all.
April 27th, 2005
Umm... Ted updated his page? At least, he claims to be Ted.
April 21st, 2005
Guess what? NOTHING! Ha ha ha!
I crack myself up.
Nikko
April 15th, 2005
Three new AIM Icons featuring Robert and company.
There is a new game today as well. Two games in less than a week? Wow. This one is called Matchup. Enjoy.
April 13th, 2005
There is a new AIM icon featuring Sasha.
April 12th, 2005
Nikko here. Yeah, that's about it.
April 11th, 2005
The answer yesterday's question, 2 wallpapers is a better way to celebrate a new Jargon Game than 3 AIM Icons. All in all, though, one should be happy.
Ted updated his page.
April 10th, 2005
What better way to celebrate a new Jargon Game that with 3, count em, 3 new AIM Icons? They feature... well... you'll see.
April 9th, 2005
Can you say new game? I hope so. It's not that hard to say. With that said, quite well may I add, a new game has been added. Yes, you can now play the Snake Pit, and game starring Kev and Robert. Pass the pickles.
April 5th, 2005
The Final Character Fight Match has been posted.
Hey! Send Ted an email, and maybe he'll answer it in his journal! Just send your questions to jargongames@hotmail.com. Put Ted in the subject line.
Want to get your Fan Art posted in the Fan Art section? Send your works of art to jargonfanclub@hotmail.com.
And sign the guestbook while your here.
March 31st, 2005
Two more matches have been posted in the Character Firgt. It's an all tree final.
A new episode of Jargon Survivor. Robogirl is pissed, Turtle is still having trouble with basic English, and Nalat is one rich evil genius.
A new Link to Us ad has been posted. Wow, I haven't done that for awhile, now have I?
Whoo! New AIM Icon!
Hey, what do you know, Ted updated his page.
Reread my Viewtiful Joe 2 review. It's not that I added anything too it, or anything like that, rather, it won Post of the Week at www.nintendo.com. Whoo.
March 30th, 2005
Ona smells.
Nikko doesn't.
Nikko
March 25th, 2005
Three more matches in the Character Fight Rematch have been posted. Can Robogirl reclaim the title? Will we have a Ted and Nalat rematch? Can Robert get to the final four? Will JoAnna do some cooking? And what about Turtle?
March 23rd, 2005
Ted updated his page.
New AIM Icon featuring a Red Woggle.
Old News is the updated.
The final 8 competitors in the Character Fight are having a rematch! Who will win this time around- Ted, Nalat, JoAnna, Robert, Jara the Tuh, Robogirl, Turtle, or Nikko? The first match has been posted.
March 22nd, 2005
New Jargon Survivor episode. Brad is handist.
March 18th, 2005
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Yup, Nalat has 2 news entries in 3 days. Be pleased with me. With that said, check out the first ever Jargon Games Interactive Poll! It's called A Simple Question, and all you have to do is answer the question! Yay!
Oh, yeah. I added a wallpaper to the wallpaper page. And I updated my page. Ted smells and Brad is ugly.
Nalat
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Ted has updated his page. This is his 40th entry.
Did You Know the Did You Know? page was updated?
March 17th, 2005
Guess what? Guess what? Socks! Yay! Socks are smelly!
Now, with some real news. Jargon Games has 11,000 hits! Yay! Socks and 11,000 hits, all in the same news entry!
Nikko
March 16th, 2005
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Anyway, a new game from me, Nalat. I call it Don't Click the Fire Warrior. Guess what you have to do.
Nalat
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March 15th, 2005
New Jargon Survivor episode. Who gets voted off today?
March 9th, 2005
I'm pleased to announce that Ayo is starring in her first true game, Ayo visits the Doors of Destiny Dungeon.
You'll notice a white background now. It's amazing, I know.
Everyone loves new wallpaper! This one features Ted AND Tom!
Speaking of Ted, he updated his page!
Hey, and I updated the Old News. Not Nalat, not Nikko, but me, Brad. Boo-yah.
March 7th, 2005
There is new episode of Jargon Survivor. Both tribes make a fire with ease, plus one character gets voted off!
March 5th, 2005
Nikko here. Monkeys are funny.
March 2nd, 2005
The Tribe names have been announced, as have the members of each tribe. A Paleo and Jara the Tuh in the same tribe? That's almost as scary as the Tribe names!
Ted updated his page. Oh, goody.
Staff bios have been slightly updated.
The Old News Page has been updated. I did it all by myself! -Nikko!
The Did You Know? page was updated again.
February 28th, 2005
Just when you thought it was safe to visit this page again, another horrid game has climbed out of the darkness. World's Easiest Game With Snakez! is now here!
Hey, there is a new wallpaper- with a Tuh!
Hey, there is a new AIM Icon- with a Tuh!
Nikko here. I updated the Old News.
Umm... Ted updated his journal. Sort of. Looks like someone else got at the computer.
Ted has updated his journal again, telling us who wrote the previous entry. However, you all should have been able to guess with ease.
The Did You Know? page was updated.
Just a reminder- if you wish to contact me, send an email to jargongames@hotmail.com. If you wish to submit a piece of fan art, send an email to jargonfanclub@hotmail.com. If you wish to send me numerous pointless AIM messages, my username is jargongames.
Where's my torch? Darn, those sponsors. We've been sent to another island like area. Yup. Jargon Survivor- This time it's a sequel! Yes, click the Jargon Survivor Link to see the 16 lucky contestants, including one angry evil genius who had a bit of trouble updating the news yesterday.
Wow. Big day.
February 27th, 2005
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Website URL: http://www.angelfire.com/games4/blcdude/jargongames.html
Username: Nalat
Password: ***********
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Access Approved. Save Username/Password for further use?
Yes.
Well, that took long. I wonder what happened. Probably my old computer working poorly.
As you can tell, this is Nalat. There is now a page for the Nalat Presents game. To access it, visit the Information Page. Go now.
Nalat
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February 25th, 2005
I've reviewed Snood for the GBA.
February 18th, 2005
There is a new game, play Rita's Quiz.
Ted updated his page.
February 16th, 2005
Legitimate news update! Flingo smells!
Nikko
February 15th, 2005
Ted has updated his page, as have several other members of the Realm of the Trees. Hilarity ensues.
February 11th, 2005
A new AIM Icon featuring an Evil Weevil.
A new Wallpaper featuring Evil Weevils.
Ted has updated his page. No, he doesn't talk about Evil Weevils. Rather, we discover who stole Tom's Treasure!
It wasn't me! -Nikko
The Did You Know? page was updated.
February 10th, 2005
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I, the Great Nalat, have updated the Old News page! Yes, go there now! Read Classic Jargon Games news entries!
Have you use the Insulter yet? You should. It's great.
Nalat
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February 9th, 2005
New AIM Icon.
February 7th, 2005
Just though I'd say "Hi!"
-Nikko.
February 3rd, 2005
Big Ralph gots himself a wallpaper.
There is also a new AIM Icon.
There is a new game today, Fishing with Vern.
Minor updates to the staff profiles.
Ted's updated his page. Short, easy read.
February 2nd, 2005
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Tetraflame 3 production update- Brad's a lazy [Wow, Nalat must learn to control himself. We really don't need a string of swears here, do we? Brad.].
Though Brad won't do any work, I will. I've created the Nalat Insulter. It's like the Happy Complimenter, but better, mainly because you get to be insulted by me, The Great Nalat!
Oh, I also updated the Old News. Brad won't even do that.
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Nalat is a liar. I do work here. To prove it, here is a new AIM Icon. Brad.
I don't do work here! -Nikko!
Ted does. He talks about... Turtle Day? What on earth is Turtle Day? Whatever. Read his newest journal entry.
New Wallpaper. Enjoy.
January 31st, 2005
Ted updated his page. What happened to Tom?
One new AIM Icon! It features a Button. Not just any button, but a BLUE BUTTON! Yay!
New Wallpaper. Featuring Tom and Nikko. And woggles. Gotta have woggles.
January 30th, 2005
Happy Birthday, Brad!
-Nikko
Umm... either you are very early, or very late. I'm not sure. My birthday is in June.
-Brad
January 28th, 2005
Henshin-a-go-go, baby! There is a new Video Game review up, this time I review Viewtiful Joe 2!
January 21st, 2005
Nikko wrote a new Guide. It's well worth looking at. Trust me.
OMG! Nikko is teh staff memeber!
Everyone loves when the Old News is updated!
Ted updated his page. Yay!
January 15th, 2005
The Character Fight final round match has been posted. Who wins?
January 13th, 2005
And then there were two- It's Nikko vs. Robogirl in the finals!
There is a new AIM icon in the Trees section. You want to be a pirate?
There is a new link to us banner featuring Vern.
January 10th, 2005
Nalat vs. Ted results have been posted. Who kept thier promise and eliminated the other?
Tetraflame 3: Production update! Tetraflame 3 hasn't been released yet because... I haven't... worked on it... since November. However, all is not lost! However, work will resume shortly. Nalat still has a minor part. Ruga? Not so minor.
January 7th, 2005
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Play my new game! Play Ask Nalat! I'll answer all your questions! I'm better than Flingo!
Oh, and Ted, our match is coming soon. I'll eliminate you with ease.
Nalat
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Two more Character Fight Matches have been posted. A good day for characters whose names begin with the letter R.
January 5th, 2005
There is a new AIM Icon. Proudly display this slugapillar icon!
There is a new wallpaper. It's weird, I tell you! Weird!
Tis a sad day in Tomville, mighty Turtle has been beat. Yes, in the first match of the Championship Round, Nikko toppled Turtle.
Ted has updated his page. He talks about the new year.
Oh, Old News was updated.
January 4th, 2005
The first entry of 2005 tells you that Round Three of the Character Fight has been posted.
December 27th, 2004
A new wallpaper is available. Use it to show off your E.G.I.T.hood. Go on, you know you want it. This wallpaper is approved by Nalat. And King Golak. But not Hrakk.
The Round Two results for... well, all divisions, have been posted. Did your favorite character win? Ted did. Tom did. Nalat did.
There are over 10,000 hits. Wow.
December 21st, 2004
This is a gaming site! Nikko is in a new game, Nikko's Woggle Ride!
Round 2 results from Division 4 have been posted.
December 20th, 2004
Ted is still feeling sick. Short update to his page.
Round 2 results from Division 3 have been posted.
December 19th, 2004
Round 2 results from Division 2 have been posted. Turtle wins again.
Ted updated his page. Again.
December 18th, 2004
Ted isn't feeling well, but he still updated his page.
Round 2 results from Division 1 have been posted. Yay.
December 17th, 2004
Round one results from Division 8 have been posted.
Some tree updated his page. Not sure which tree, but a tree did update a website.
UPDATE: It appears that tree was Ted. Yes, Ted updated his webpage!
December 16th, 2004
Round one results from Division 7 have been posted.
Kicking slugapillars, eating ice cream. Ted has updated his page.
December 15th, 2004
Round one results from Division 6 have been posted.
Ted updated his page. He talks of other opponents in his division.
December 14th, 2004
Round one results from Division 5 have been posted.
Ted updated his page.
December 13th, 2004
Round one results from Division 4 have been posted.
Ted updated his page. Pirate autobiographies?
December 12th, 2004
Ted updated his page.
Round one results from Division 3 have been posted.
December 11th, 2004
TURTLE BEATS A SNAKEZ! TURTLE BEATS A SNAKEZ!
Ahem. Round one results from Division 2 have been posted.
Ted's updated his page. It talks about Turtle's victory and the path ahead.
There is a new wallpaper featuring... Jaky!
December 10th, 2004
The Division 1 Round One matches have been completed in the Character first.
Ted updated his page.
There is a new AIM Icon.
There is a new link to us banner.
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From the mind of Ted? What kind of AIM Icon section is that? The new icon is horrible. I'm not stingy or disgusting. He's got me on evil, though. Can't argue there.
So Ted doesn't think I can beat Ruga? So what if Ruga has beaten me in the past, I will eliminate him, I will eliminate all those who dare oppose me, and Ted, I will eliminate you.
The Evil but not disgusting or stingy Nalat
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There are a few more facts on the Did You Know? Page.
You'll notice that the Staff List has changed.
December 9th, 2004
The Character Fight is underway!
A new AIM Icon!
Ted updated his page, he's calling Nalat out!
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Ted, you're getting in way over your head. Even if you can get past the first round and win your division, there is no way you will be able to beat me. There is just no way. I'll prove this by eliminating Ruga in the first round.
If I end up facing you in the Character Fight, Ted, I will make you my Christmas Tree. Simple as that.
Have a nice day, Ted.
Nalat
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December 8th, 2004
Ted has updated his page again! Ten days in a row!
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Ted isn't really that bright, is he? How dare he say he is better than me, the Great Nalat? I am the best character on this site, hands down. There is no competition, not even Ruga.
I'm sick of the other character's thinking I'm a joke. I will show them! I'll destroy them all! I vow to win the upcoming character battle!
The Great Nalat.
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Brad here. Geez, Nalat. They aren't supposed to be told about the character battle yet. You're on impatient Evil Genius, aren't you?
December 7th, 2004
A new AIM Icon!
The AIM Icon page has been rearranged, so it's easier to navigate!
A new wallpaper!
Ted updated his page. Admit it, you were worried for a second. Nine days in a row.
A new game, Ant Infestation is here! It stars Ona and Ayo!
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I, the all mighty Nalat, have updated the Old News page because Brad has been to busy neglecting to do so! Mwahahahaha!
Nalat
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December 6th, 2004
Ted updated his webpage. Yes, he uses the word "whatever".
December 5th, 2004
There is another entry on Ted's page.
December 4th, 2004
Ted updated his page. Yup, big surprise.
December 3rd, 2004
Guess what the news it. Quite frankly, you should already know. Ted updated his page. He's been a busy tree.
December 2nd, 2004
Ted has updated his page, it's now four days in a row. I wonder how long he can keep this up.
December 1st, 2004
Ted updated his page. Three days in a row!
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Nalat > Ted. That is all.
Nalat
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November 30th, 2004
I've updated the list of links at the top of the page. Now we have links to the videogame review section and the BRAND NEW Wallpaper section! Who says I don't do any work?
Ted updated his webpage. He doesn't support pirates!
November 29th, 2004
Ted updated his webpage. If that isn't news, I don't know what is.
November 28th, 2004
There is another new AIM Icon, this one features Vern.
November 27th, 2004
I updated the Old News page. Yup.
November 22nd, 2004
There are rumors of a new AIM icon. These rumors are not confirmed.
UPDATE: It appers that there is a new AIM icon, the rumors are true.
November 21st, 2004
The Forgotten Warrior is back! Can you win the Championship Bout?
November 15th, 2004
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I, the great Nalat, have created another game. Enjoy Bat Catcher. Or not. Really, I could care less about what you think.
Nalat
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November 9th, 2004
There is now a Mach Rider review.
November 8th, 2004
Journey to Northville, Robert! Can you solve the mystery?
October 26th, 2004
Tetraflame 3 production update!
Tentative Title: The Unlikely Enemy
Is Nalat in it? Yes, he has a minor role!
Paleos? Yes.
Harabans? Yup. Major role.
Ruga? Of course.
Sun Warriors? Currently, no. Highly doubtful.
Bats? Yes.
Spiders? Yes.
It's set up in parts. Currently, I've finished the Prolouge and Part 1. Part 2 is currently being worked on.
Will it be the next Jargon Game released? No.
Is this the only game you are working on? No. I have to finish a sequel to Escape from the Jungle. Very close to being done.
Is Namco paying you to say Katarmari Damacy? No.
Will we see any more Nalat Presents games? Yes. At least one more.
That's all for now.
October 20th, 2004
2 new AIM Icons!
October 16th, 2004
3 new AIM Icons!
October 15th, 2004
New game! And the Snakez came back...
October 2nd, 2004
Titan A.E. rocks. It's a very good movie. If you can find this on DVD, I'd recommend picking it up.
I reviewed Katamari Damacy. The game is amazing.
October 1st, 2004
Updated the Old News.
September 29th, 2004
Arr! Tom's Treasure Hunt is here!
September 27th, 2004
Escape from the Jungle has been updated, specifically the scene with the rabbit.
September 20th, 2004
I've reviewed Super Monkey Ball.
Oh, I've started work on the Tetraflame: Episode 3. It's still very early in delevopment, I have no idea when it will be released.
September 18th, 2004
Ahoy! Tom be here. Me release me new game, Tom's Test. It's got 2 mode a play, matey!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARA!
September 15th, 2004
Meet Mr. Sad Button Jr. Play his game.
September 5th, 2004
There is a Doors of Destiny Remake now up.
Old news is updated too... I guess that is somewhat important.
I've reviewed Classic NES Series: Donkey Kong.
September 4th, 2004
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Nalat again, with another game, far superior than anything Brad has ever made. I call it The Flame Catcher.
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August 31st, 2004
Eternal Darkness has been reviewed, complete with Sanity Effects.
August 28th, 2004
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I, the omnipotent Nalat have created a new game. Play Spider Masher, it's jolly good fun. It will also distract you as I come up with another plan to take over the world. Have a nice day.
Nalat.
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August 27th, 2004
Four new AIM icons.
Jaky's Adventure can now be played. Whoo hoo!
The Old News was updated.
August 24th, 2004
Two new AIM icons.
Arr! Ye now can be asking Tom questions, matey! Ask a Pirate is a new game!
You'll notice a few new sections.
August 18th, 2004
Ummm... arr... ummm... This be Tom. Arr, matey. I added an AIM icon of meself on a woggle. Arr.
This is Brad, wondering how Tom got access to this page. On a side note, I've reviewed Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures.
August 17th, 2004
Yes, it's true, Mr. Sad Button is married. Now you can play Mrs. Sad Button.
August 16th, 2004
It appears that Ayo Can Dance!
August 9th, 2004
Go and play Target Test 3. Now.
I reviewed the game Space Raiders. Yes, you read that right, I reviewed a game. I really should do that more often.
I reviewed 2 games today! Read my review of Wade Hixton's Counter Punch!
August 8th, 2004
The Snakez Quiz is up. See if you can beat it.
BREAKING NEWS- I updated the old news page.
August 1st, 2004
Two new games today- Flingo Vs. The Weevils and The Forgotten Warrior.
July 22nd, 2004
I'm going down to Cape Cod for week, starting on Saturday. I doubt there will be any updates during that time.
Ray made a game, the aptly named Ray's Test.
July 20th, 2004
Tired of being ignored, the decoys have demanded a new game featuring them. I gave them the Decoy Multiplier. Go play.
July 15th, 2004
Try to escape from the jungle in the aptly named Escape from the Jungle!
I updated the old news page.
July 14th, 2004
To end the stereotype that all buttons are happy, I've released a game featuring a not-so-happy button, Mr. Sad Button. He's not related to Mr. Happy Button. Or is he? I'm not sure.
July 7th, 2004
Two new games- Button Masher Ultimate and World's Easiest Game: Summer Edition!
Also, one whole new AIM Icon!
July 6th, 2004
Today I review Lady Sia for the GBA.
July 2, 2004
There is a new game, I call it Happy Breakout. It's downloadable and plays similiar to breakout. How'd you guess?
For those wondering, the music in Happy Breakout is from Kid Icarus.
June 28th, 2004
Today is Paleo Day! Ok, it isn't really, but that won't stop me from releasing the Paleo Game, a game starring Paleos!
It also gives me the oppurtunity to release a one of a kind AIM icon.
On a non-Paleo related note, the old news was updated.
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Hey! I, the great Nalat, have a Paleo Game to! It's the Paleo Multiplier, and it's better than Brad's game. Play it now.
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June 27th, 2004
New fan art added. Whoo.
June 20th, 2004
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Ah. I'm in. Hmm... I, the great Nalat, have created a new game. I call it the World's Easiest Game: Evil Edition. THIS IS AN ORIGINAL IDEA, I DID NOT COPY BRAD! Is that understood. In conclusion, worship me.
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June 19th, 2004
There is a new Link to Us banner.
June 18th, 2004
There is a new AIM Icon.
Updated the old news.
June 14th, 2004
The game After Death is here! Can you guess the Jack O'Lantern's name?
June 13th, 2004
I reviewed the game P.N. 03 for the Gamecube.
June 7th, 2004
What better way to waste time than to play the newest Jargon Game? Play Click the Button 100 times!
The After Death Promo is here. It stars a purple spirit... A purple spirit?
June 6th, 2004
One whole new AIM icon. This AIM Icon is King Golak.
May 29th, 2004
Two new AIM Icons!
A new game- I present to you "The Woggle's Quiz". It's ten questions about Ona's Adventure.
New video game review- Wario World. Check it out.
May 28th, 2004
Old news was updated. Big day.
May 15th, 2004
I've been very busy making games. Lots of games. Over 20 games for release by the end of the summer already made. Yippee. In fact, I'll release on today because I'm a good person.
Ona's Adventure is here! It stars Ona, as well as several new characters, and a pirate... err... Tom.
Ted updated his page. Yippee.
May 6th, 2004
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Ahh, I got in. Good. You can now display your love for me, the great Nalat, with this wonderful new AIM icon that displays my head. I know all my lady fans will love it.
I also made a game. It's fairly easy. I call it Fish Clicker.
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May 5th, 2004
Are you proud to be an E.G.I.T.? If so, display your pride with our newest AIM Icon!
May 4th, 2004
Nikko's Guide on How To Annoy People has been named a Classic Jargon Game, though it isn't really a game, is it?
On a side note, a game supposed to be released on May 2nd is being released today. Try Big Ralph's Test today.
May 2nd, 2004
BIG Ralph wants you to visit Jargon Games! Or at least, that's what the new Jargon Games Link to Us banner says.
Big day for Big Ralph. He also gets his own AIM Icon today.
April 30th, 2004
A new AIM icon.
There is now a Bomberman Generation review.
April 29th, 2004
Two more AIM icons have been added.
The is a new banner for you to link to Jargon Games with. The fact that it was supposed be released in Decemeber but... umm... was misplaced... should be ignored.
OLD NEWS WAS UPDATED!
April 28th, 2004
Two new AIM icons have been added.
Ted updated his page. Tom is insane.
CAN YOU DRAW? If so, feel free to send me emails featuring drawings of your favorite Jargon Games Characters. Send them to jargonfanclub@hotmail.com or jargongames@hotmail.com!
April 27th, 2004
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Hmm... Did I get in?
Ahh. I did. That was simple.
Ok... what to do first... hmm... Oh! Introduce myself!
My name is Nalat. Of course all you [censored] know who I am, the Evil Geniues, Creator of the Sun Stone, Creator of the Jollback, SINGLE, an excellent fighter, very intelligent, and Slayer of Ruga. Ok, I didn't slay Ruga, but it sounds so nice. I love saying it. Slayer of Ruga. Slayer of Ruga.
Enough of that. I have important stuff to attend to. Seeing as Brad is a lazy [censored] I've decided to try my hand at creating flash games. They should be released soon, but not until I figure out how to add them.
Nalat
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April 26th, 2004:
I reviewed the Nintendo Gamecube Preview Disc! Yippee!
April 17th, 2004:
The Link To Us page is finally fixed! Not only that, but there is a new banner!
April 15th, 2004:
Mr. Happy Button Jr. is now trying his hand at complimenting people!
Four new AIM Icons.
Ummm... Tuhs and Paleos?
As if you needed more proof these things were weird.
April 4th, 2004:
Mouse Catcher 4 has been released! Yes, I was working!
World's Easiest Game Seven (Modes of Play) is here!
March 19th, 2004:
I just noticed I had yet to review Super Mario Sunshine. That's fixed, the review is now up.
March 17th, 2004
Umm... Christmas Decoy Catcher?? Umm... Don't know what to tell you. Nope.
Despite claims to the contrary, I have updated the old news page!
I've reviewed Beyond Good and Evil. Great game.
March 10th, 2004
The Four Snakez, a new Robogirl game, is here!
March 6th, 2004
Ten Second Test Game is up!
February 28th, 2004
Pac-Man World 2 review is up and running!
February 27th, 2004
Flingo is reading fortunes again! Yay!
An old Easter Egg has been released on it's own, slightly changed. World's Easiest Game: Mouse Edition (an Easter Egg from the Mouse Multiplier) has been released.
February 21st, 2004
Jargon Games had its first birthday... yesterday. Anyway, you can check out the One Year Old! Link above.
Old news be updated.
February 16th, 2004
Another downloadable thingymabob! Yup, the Happy Clicker is here!
February 10th, 2004
Nikko created a new guide on how to annoy people. Check it out today!
February 9th, 2004
Robogirl finds herself in a new game that seems a lot like 1945... It's a download, check it out!
January 31st, 2004
Be on the lookout for four horsemen! Ted updated his page!
There are 2 new aim icons!
There is a new game- Target Test Version 2!
I released four games this month. That isn't that bad, actually. However, I do want you to know that number would have been considerably higher had I released the games that I have created for Summer 2004. Currently, there are four games completed and one on the verge of completion.
New video game review.
January 26th, 2004
There happen to be 2 new aim icons!
There is a new game, Realm of the Trees!
January 25th, 2004
Pac-Man Vs. Review.
A new aim icon.
MAJOR NEWS: I updated the Old News page. That is all.
January 19th, 2004
New aim icon!
2 new link to us ads!
January 9th, 2004
5 new aim icons.
Due to the fact that Tuhs are weird creatures, I created a weird game featuring Tuhs.
What happens when Brad creates a horrible Pac-Man ripoff with Flingo that features sub-par graphics, silly noises, spiders, Nikko, boomerangs, and poorly done mazes? You get Flingo Pac-Man! (Note, this is a downloadable game. Yup, yup. No other way, sorry.)
Just when you thought it was safe, I went and updated the old news page. It's about time, I was only like 2 weeks behind schedule.
January 7th, 2004
3 new aim icons!
January 1st, 2004
Happy New Year!
New design for the Video Game reviews!
3 new aim icons!
A happy new year mini movie!
A new game- Mr. Happy Button Collection!
December 31st, 2003
Mario Kart: Double Dash!! review is up...
I reviewed Final Fantasy Tactics: Advance.
December 28th, 2003
3 new icons.
Tetraflame Bonuses are now available to play.
New link to us ad.
December 27th, 2003
New aim icon and videogame review.
December 25th, 2003
Wouldn't be Christmas without new aim icons, would it? You can find 2 new ones.
December 24th, 2003
The trees wish you a Merry Christmas!
Christmas Mouse Catcher! Yay! Catch all 12 mice!
2 new aim icons!
There is now a Christmouse link to us banner.
On a completely unrelated to holidays of any kind note, there is now a link to us ad featuring a Paleo. No Paleos were harmed in the making of this ad, except for one. Which means some Paleos were harmed in the making of this ad. But trust me, it could have been a lot worse. Nalat was starting to go on a rampage, due to the fact that the Paleo's stole his breakfast. But luckily, I intervened promising I'd release the Tetraflame Bonus Games (The ones you get when you beat the game) sometime next week. The young Paleo that was hurt is now fine.
Jargon Games has a sponsor! Xgaming! Isn't that cool- now you can play classic arcade games on your new systems!
December 21st, 2003
I released 3 aim icons today. All have a Tetraflame theme.
A long-awaited sequel to a Jargon Classic is hear! It also explains the bill for "Dance Lessons" I recieved. Flingo hasn't improved, but you can see him in Do The Flingo 2!
Another Link to Us ad..
Anyway, here is what is left:
3 games.
11 aim icons.
2 mini-movie things.
4 Link to Us Banners.
Also, a group of Jargon Game Characters has gotten together to wish you a Happy New Year... rumor has it thier game and mini-movie will be released on January 1st or December 31st... I wonder who they are?
December 19th, 2003:
Today, I reviewed The Legend of Zelda: Collector's Edition.
Oh, are you wondering what I'm planning to release over vacation? Let me tell you:
4 games.
14 aim icons.
2 mini-movie things.
5 Link to Us Banners.
Hopefully a few more video game reviews!
December 15th, 2003:
5 new aim icons.
Tetraflame Episode 2 is finally here!
Try to pass Alisha The Talking Tree's Test!
Old news is updated! Yes! Wow!
December 13th, 2003:
Another video game review.
December 11th, 2003:
Not 1, not 2, not 3, but 11 new AIM Icons available for you to use! Yes, I did some work!
Also, I've got two games I hope to release by next Friday- one being the Tetraflame, which is about 99% complete, and the other is a Flingo Spinoff which is about 99.99% complete.
December 5th, 2003:
The remake is... Button Factory! You'll notice some differences, and that is to be expected, as the first Button Factory was made sans flash, but this one was made with flash. It's slightly easier to beat, there are more than one button that lead to the next level once you get further into the game.
December 4th, 2003:
The Tetraflame is taking a long time to make... but it's a big game and will be worth the wait.
What's this? Certain Jargon Games have been labelled Classics!
Rumor has it that a Classic Jargon Game is being remade.
You can now find a review of F-Zero GX at the Video Game review page.
December 2nd, 2003:
More video game reviews! Yay!
Thanksgiving:
Happy Thanksgiving!
In other news, the Tetraflame isn't done yet. It's a big game. But to whet your appetite, I present 2 tetraflame promos!
November 23rd, 2003
More videogame reviews! Yay!
Updated old news page...
November 16th, 2003
A couple of videogame reviews are up...
November 12th, 2003
Fixed Robogirl.
Tetraflame Episode 2 demo up...
November 11th, 2003
3 new video game reviews!
November 5th, 2003.
New game- Robogirl. Ha, this is a testament to my counting ability. 10 snakez... ha!
Two new aim icons- one featuring Ruga, the other featuring a Snakez.
New link to us banner... featuring an advertisement for the new Tetraflame game!
November 4th, 2003
Another School project uploaded... well part of one. The 1920 Spectator Sport Quiz, which was part of a group project, overall grade (18/20) of 90%. Try it out!
Just when you thought you saw it all, I release the World's Easiest Game: Invisible Edition! Good Luck, you won't be needing it!
Invisible Button Aim Icon!!
The Information Page now links to a Did you know? page.
The Information Page now has the beginings of a video game review page!
Old News ish updated.
October 27th, 2003
New Game- Button Masher!
October 24th, 2003
Two new promos- one featuring the fuzzballs, the other featuring a Tuh...
Button Factory Mini Games are here.
Adventure of Mongo fixed...
Target Test Remake- the targets are smaller and 50% faster!
Oh, and to prove it can be done, there is a link to a World's Hardest Game (featured in Button Factory Mini Games) victory screenshot.
Show off your Halloween Spirit with the World's Easiest Game- Halloween Edition!
Updated the Old News page...
October 22nd, 2003
I'm working on a Button Factory Mini Game. Hopefully it will be done by Friday.
Ted updated his page...
October 14th, 2003
The Adventure of Mongo is here!!!
October 12th, 2003
New Promo- for the Adventure of Mongo!
New aim icons.
October 7th, 2003:
Mouse Catcher 3 is now fixed!!
Umm... Jargon Survivor is over!! Flingo didn't win!
October 1st, 2003:
Nikko's Journey is now fixed!!
There are 4 new buddy icons!
A new Jargon Ad- see the Information Page!
Mouse Catcher 3 is complete! It is very hard!!
September 30th, 2003:
Mouse Catcher 3 is almost done. Let me warn you, it is a hard game.
Two more banners on the link to us page!
A new buddy icon!
There appear to be several errors with the Water Weevil part of Nikko's Boat Ride. This will be fixed... tomorrow (hopefully!).
September 29th, 2003:
Updated the Old News page.
There is a page featuring Jargon Games Aim Buddy Icons.
It's finally here! Nikko's Boat Ride!
There is now a link to us page. I'll add more to it soon. See the information page for details.
September 23rd, 2003:
New game- Target Test!
September 22nd, 2003:
Flingo 4 is finally here! Yeah!
A new World's Easiest game, starring, yes you guessed it, Flingo, Nikko, and Ona!
Ted's updated his page.
There is a new Jargon Survivor... sort of.
September 17th, 2003:
Tomorrow is Cara's birthday! Happy Birthday Cara!!!
There's a new game- Mr. Happy Button Jr.! It feature's Mr. and Mrs. Happy Button's Son! Thanks to Kevin for the suggestion.
There are two big games coming out soon. One is, obviously, Mouse Catcher 3. I've finished the practice mode and the first 2 levels in the game. I've started work on Flingo 4 (tentative title). So far, I've finished 2 levels. There are going to be 5 or 6. This game will mark Ona's first appearance since Flingo 2!! It also stars Evil Faces, spiders, Nikko, and many other Flingo Characters, including some new ones!
Updated the old news page.
Two new Jargon Survivor episodes!!
The Information Page (or at least the beginnings of it) is up!
September 12th, 2003:
Can you succeed in becoming an EGIT (Evil Genius In Training)? Find out in Jargon's new SUPER EASY game!
There's also a new game called Color me: The Evil Face.
Announcement: Coming soon will be an information page. This page will tell you all sorts of information, including stuff about the characters found in games, what species they are, a timeline, and what the landscape looks like.
September 10th, 2003:
The Mouse Multiplier Remake is complete! Here is one reason why it is better than the previous version:
There are no bugs!
September 9th, 2003:
I've finished a special game to be released on or around Halloween.
You remember the Mouse Multiplier, right? Well, I'm remaking it. This new version will include:
Two different kind of mice!
Twice as many levels!
An anti-cheating device (boo!).
A cool Easter Egg!
Animated text!
Also, I've just started work on a Mouse Catcher 3. It is way to early in development to even think of giving a release date.
On a minor note, I updated the older news page.
September 7th, 2003:
New Jargon Survivor Episode.
August 30th, 2003:
New game! Ted The Talking Tree's Test!
August 24th, 2003:
Not one, but 2 new Jargon Survivor Episodes! Yes!
August 15th, 2003
Test your Jargon Games knowledge in the Forest Fire Game starring Ted the Talking Tree!!!
Updated the old news page.
Nikko has a new guide on how to annoy people!
August 12th, 2003
There is a new quiz- Are you Mr. Happy Button or Mrs. Happy Button? Take this quiz to find out!
August 1st, 2003
Happy August!
The Forest Fire Game promo movie is here- the Forest Fire game will be coming soon.
We regret to inform you that... wait! I can't tell you who was voted off in Jargon Survivor!
Updated the old news page.
Err... I'm going to Cape Cod for a week (again!) No Jargon Games Updates.
July 28th, 2003
Apparently, Jargon Games has hit 2750 hits. Not bad. Not bad at all.
I updated the Old News page.
Button Factory 3: Performance Review is here! Yay! Good luck trying to beat it!
July 21st, 2003
There is a new picture in the fan art gallery. If you want to be featured in the Fan Art Gallery, send an eemail to jargonfanclub@hotmail.com
Episode 4 of Jargon Survivor is here. What team can program a VCR faster??
July 19th, 2003
I'm back from Cape Cod!
Flingo is back! And he is in a new game- Flingo Fortune Teller 2!
I updated the older news page. It now holds all the news up to May 19th.
July 11th, 2003
It's official! Mr. Happy Button did marry another button, the aptly named Mrs. Happy Button! Play the game today!
Just a reminder, submit any Jargon Games Fan Art to jargonfanclub@hotmail.com.
Not to be outdone by her husband, Mrs. Happy Button has also released a complimenter!
I am going to Cape Cod for a week. There will most likely be no updates. Sorry about this.
2500 hits! Yay!
July 7th, 2003
2250 hits!!
Believe it or not, I've updated the news 6 days in a row! I don't believe it either!
Ahh... Episode 3 of Survivor is here! Getting voted off of Team Ernie was... well, read it to find out!
July 6th, 2003
A very special guide has been present- Nikko presents his guide on how to annoy people! Check it out today!
July 5th, 2003
Mr. Happy Button is extremely happy today! He's so happy, he's released something he calls the Mr. Happy Button Complimenter! Try it out today!
Jargon Survivor Episode 2 has been typed! I wonder who got voted off??
July 4th, 2003
Happy Fourth of July!
Jargon Games recently reached 2000 hits!
Believe it or not, I updated the old news page! It now contains the news from May 1st!
There is something very new- a Jargon Quiz! Take the quiz and find out what Jargon Fuzzball you are! Are you Flingo? Nikko? Or perhaps Ona??
July 3rd, 2003
Fixed the World's Easiest Game: American Edition. You can play it now.
Thanks to Kevin for informing me of the bug/misspelled url.
July 2nd, 2003
So sorry for the lack of updates, I was taking a summer course at school. I'll make up for it today!
I'll start by introducing you to Ruga. Ruga is the star of the Tetraflame: Episode 1: Ruga's Journey which is released today!
In order to make everyone who loves the World's Easiest Game Series Happy, I've released a special Fourth of July Edition of the game! Check it out!
Rumor has it that Mr. Happy Button has gotten married... If this is true, plan on seeing a Mrs. Happy Button Game by the end of the month.
The links are now orange!
Episode 1 of JARGON SURVIVOR has been added. *finally*.
June 14th, 2003
There is a promo for the Tetraflame up. Click the flame to restart the promo.
June 11th, 2003
If you noticed, I added job titles in front of the names of the staff. I'm a webmaster! Yay!
Also, Kevin now thinks Flingo 2: The Journey home is the best game ever. This will change on a semi-daily basis.
June 10th, 2003
There is a new fan art gallery. It's very small, only 3 images. Remember, if you want to have your art featured, send an email to jargongames@hotmail.com
On a minor note, 1750 hits.
On another minor note, that Nikko Picture is cool!
I did something smart (for once!). There is now an old news page, and this page only lists new (less than 2 months old) stuff.
June 4th, 2003
Jargon Survivor is here! Who the heck are Ruga and Mrs. Happy Button??
Also- a new game! The World's Easiest Game 6! Yay!
You may notice that the games are ordered differently.
1500 hits!
May 30th, 2003
Summer plans: 7 new games, 3 new promos, Jargon Survivor, and hopefully, a whole lot of updates.
1250 hits!
May 30th, 2003
Summer plans: 7 new games, 3 new promos, Jargon Survivor, and hopefully, a whole lot of updates.
1250 hits!
May 28th, 2003
I've finished 6 games that will be released during the summer. I'm working on a seventh as well.
Jargon Survivor will come out soon as well. It features 16 (yes, that's 16) Jargon Characters. Who will win the One Million Dollars?*
*Note- no actual money is awarded.
May 26th, 2003
I've started working on some games to release during the summer. I've finished four (Including a Flingo Spinoff). I'm working on two others @ the current time.
Happy Memorial day!
Do you have AOL Instant Messenger? If you do, feel free to contact me. My username is jargongames (What did you expect?).
May 19th, 2003
Do you have artistic talent? If so, feel free to send any Jargon Games Fan Art to jargonfanclub@hotmail.com. In order to do so, please upload your image onto the web, and send an email with the images url! I will post my favorites onto the site! You can draw Flingo, Ted, a spider, mice, a Jargon Games Logo, whatever, as long as it involves Jargon Games in some way!
1000 HITS!
May 15th, 2003
Another new Flingo Game! Everyone's favorite blue fuzzball returns in Flingo 3: Spider Stomp!
May 8th, 2003
New Flingo Game! Sort of! Nikko's Journey is here!
I know I made mention of a game called Nikko's Boat Ride. Unfortunately, I stopped making it. I replaced it with Nikko's Journey (same thing, just without the boat). Try it out. Note, this is a demo version. I hope to improve on it soon.
May 1st, 2003
Tired of easy games?? Of course not. Well, if you want a challenge, try the World's Hardest Game. Good luck.
On the subject of the World's Easiest Game, may I present to you the World's Easiest Game 5, complete with a SQUARE Button and Colorful text!
The makers of the World's Easist Game present Mr. Happy Button... scary...
Can you save Button Inc. in Button Factory 2: The Return of Joe??
A lot of new games were uploaded today.
April 25nd, 2003
Sorry for lack of updates. World's Easiest Game 4 is here, hope you enjoy it!
April 12th, 2003
I fixed a bug in level 10 of MC2.
Rumor has it that Button Inc. is going out of business... maybe there will be a new game where you have to save the factory... of course, this is only a rumor.
Some have complained that the World's Easiest Game Series is way too hard. I promised I'll make World's Easiest Game 4 even easier.
April 11th, 2003
Wow! Two new games in one day! May I present the sequel to the easiest game ever made, the World's Easiest Game 3!
Don't worry though, I replaced the Mouse Multiplier with Catch The Mouse 2. There are 15 levels. Trust me, it was worth the wait.
I took The Mouse Multiplier of the site. Sorry.
April 2nd, 2003
I'm working on Mouse Catcher 2- I've finished the first 6 levels. There will be more levels, and the first 4 are easyish.
March 29th, 2003
Nothing important. Just a Jargon Games site w/out sound.
March 22nd, 2003
The site now has background music. You may recognize it from Kingdom Hearts for the PS2.
500 hits!
March 21st, 2003
Very minor update. See the bottom of the page.
March 15th, 2003
There is a rumor about a new Jargon promo...
New Game! Well sort of! It's the Mouse Multiplier, which was an Easter Egg (hidden feature) in Mouse Catcher!
It's true, I've created a sequel to the best game ever made! It's call THE WORLD'S EASIEST GAME 2! Note: DON'T CLICK THE INSTRUCTION BUTTON! YOU'LL HAVE TO START OVER!
Note, everything uploaded today requires Flash .
I've started working on Mouse Catcher 2!
350 hits... don't tell anyone!
March 4th, 2003
Sorry for the lack of updates. I'll get more games soon!
Minor news. Sign up for the Jargon Games email newsletter/fan club/newsletter thing. Just send me an email @ jargonfanclub@hotmail.com
February 25th, 2003
Flingo: Doors of Destiny has been redone. It's a lot easier to navigate. And it has instructions!
Uploaded a new version of Flingo 2 with both bugs fixed!
February 24th, 2003
New game: Mouse Catcher!
Mouse Catcher was actually a school project of mine. I got a 197 out of 200 on it, that's a grade of 98.5%.
Just a quick note- Mouse Catcher requires Flash to play.
Flingo 2: The Journey 2 is here. It's a huge improvement over the first one, but is still fairly simplistic.
February 22nd, 2003:
A new game has been added- Flingo Fortune Teller!
Make Flingo Dance in the new game, Do The Flingo! WARNING: FLINGO IS A BAD DANCER!
Great news! A fourth Jargon Promo is up!
February 20th, 2003:
Jargon Games is up and running!
Added a guestbook! See the bottom of the page!
The Jargon Promo is up!
Yay! 25 hits, but only I have signed the guest book!
Added a second Jargon Promo. It's very small.
Added a third Jargon Promo.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I made the logo. Isn't it cool!
On a minor note, there is a counter at the bottom of the page.
Added a game- The World's Easiest Game! If you lost at this, well... then that's just sad.
A second game. It's call Button Factory. Try it out!
Uploaded a version of Button Factory that actually works!
New game: Flingo: Doors of Destiny. There are more Flingo Games coming soon!