Interview With OniLink²³

RJ: Alright, here we go. How did you come to arive at the boards?

OL: Which boards specifically?

RJ: IGN

OL: I wanted to discuss Legend of Zelda:Majora's Mask, since I had recently beat it

RJ: And you got hooked on them

OL: (Laughs) exaclty

RJ: What is your favorite sport?

OL: Soccer

RJ: I see. I prefer American football or Basketball...

OL: this is about me...

RJ: lol. What is the absolute worst game you have ever played?

OL: I'd have to say...uh...erm.....Super Mario 64

RJ: Super Mario 64!?

OL: indeed

RJ: okay, whatever you say

RJ: here we go! onto the next question. Have you ever ate 7 hot dogs in a row?

OL: hell no, but that doesn't apply to slices of pizza mind you...

RJ: ah I see. Had any all night gaming sesions lately?

OL: no, that bitch of a mother stole all 4 of my Nintendo 64 controllers, but I've been coping with playing GBA and GBC, which she doesn't know about, and if she did know I owned those consoles, I'd have them taken away, since she says, I quote "it's bad enough you have one at home", but I don't listen to her, so I have 2 consoles that my mom doesn't know I own.

RJ: That really sucks I see. What have you been playing on GBC and GBA?

OL: Tony Hawk, F-Zero, Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons, and others

RJ: Tony Hawk is brilliant. Any scemes you have planned so your mom wont eventually take any of your GameCube controlers?

OL: Heh, she's technically ignorant, and she believes any lie, when she took my N64 controllers, I told her we only brought 3 with us, and I retained 1, and for the GC, I'll just not get it taken away, good strategy huh?

RJ: yep, seems like some sort of plan of some sort. What are you looking foward to most on the GameCube?

OL: Super Smash Bros. Melee and Legend of Zelda ³

RJ: What is this I hear? No Pikmin?

OL: Pikmin?!

RJ: Not that I am looking foward to it either. How long have you been playing games?

OL: oh, ever since I was a kid, like 3 or 4, I played an NES, but I became a regular gamer in 1991, when I got my SNES

RJ: Bah! I have been playing longer that you. Pepsi or Coke?

OL: COKE OWNZ J00!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RJ: riiiight. I am more of a Pepsi person. So I appear to be running out of things to say. Have you read any of my stories?

OL: very little. I'm not a fan of fanfics, and I usually get bored of something quickly if I have other things to do.

RJ: Yep. I doubt you would like it anyway. It is mainly just me wandering around aimlessly in the land of Hyrule with you slowly driving you insane. One more question... Have you ever heard of the EGGMAN song?

OL: nope

RJ: It is a very anoying song indeed. Glad you have not heard it

And now I give you, the EGGMAN song...

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah

The story begins,

But who's gonna win?

You know where the danger lies within.

Aboard the ARK,

A genius at heart,

Wanting to unlock the mysteries of life.

I am the Eggman, that's what I am,

I am the Eggman, I got the master plan.

I am the Eggman, that's what I am,

I am the Eggman, I got the master plan.