Gallons of Gusman Greatness Galore

To start off with the Gusman greatness, lets start off with this short Gus convo or Gusco, with me and Mizar.

RJ: You have a Gusman obbsesion.

MP: Me?(gusman)

RJ: Yes you

RJ: So what are you doing?

MP: I like Gusmans. I am on my computer

RJ: That seems cool

RJ: Having no keyboard sucks

MP: Yes, Gusmans are Gusmans. I know.

MP: Hey gus what?

RJ: What?

MP: I am posting in the online show

RJ: heheh

MP: Without my Gusman

RJ: Is there such a thing as a Gusman overload?

MP: Probably

MP: Anything with the name Gusman attacthed is possible

RJ: Then you have it

RJ: The city turned down my idea of a Gusman parade today

MP: That sux

RJ: I know

MP: They must be antigusman

RJ: There could have been Gusman floats, Gusman Baloons, and everything Gusman

MP: Even Gusman Gusmans

RJ: Where is Gusman anyway?

MP: Probably Gusing around

MP: I think he has a bad case of the Gusman pox

RJ: He must be doing Gusman things

RJ: I want to play Legend of Gusman: Ocarina of Gusman

RJ: On my Gusman tv

MP: For the Gusman64

RJ: With Gusman sound

MP: With the Gusman pak

RJ: Let me try something

MP: Okay

RJ: http://www.gusman.com

MP: lol

RJ: lol

MP: Did you know about this?

RJ: No

MP: You have to post this at the boards

RJ: I know

RJ: And I am going to

RJ: Right now

MP: Gusman@Gusman.Gusman

MP: That would be a good email address

RJ: lol

RJ: I just did it

MP: grrrrrrrrreat!

MP: Or should I say

MP: Guuuuuuuuuuuuusman!

RJ: I wonder what Gusman will say

RJ: After all, he is THE Gusman

MP: He probably knows about it

RJ: lol

RJ: He made it himself

MP: He allied with other gusmans

MP: And they all Gusmaned in

RJ: The Gusman revolution will take place

RJ: Soon

MP: Gusmangeddon

Next!

Until Gusman gets a real pic, everyone thinks he looks like this. Anyway...

Gusman once told of Super Gusman Powers. What are these so called Super Gusman Powers? Lets look at the possibilities for Super Gusman Powers as well as everything else that can be used... Gusman style!

Gusman Beam

The Gusman beam would use of all powers of Gusman and fire a Gusman charged shot of pure Gusman energy. Is that Gusman enough for you?

Gusman Candy

I want Gusman candy! I want Gusman candy now! Give me Gusdy! Gusdy I say! The thought of Gusman Candy would make amounts of money so huge, it would take 700 years to just say the name of the number.

Gusman. The Ride!

This would kick ass. I would give everything I owned and ever will own to ride this just once. It would have everything Gusman and you would even ride around in little Gusman seats while moving along at the speed of Gusman. What a rush... er... Gush.

Gusman. The Movie!

Whatever happened to this? Did it go away? I don't know what you are talking about. Release date:Winter 2002.

Gusman The Magazine

You monthly dose of everything Gusman. And to top it off, you even would get the...

Gusman Times

A daily Gusman newspaper. Daily news on all things Gusman. Go check out you Gusman horoscope, the Gusoscope. Mine says that I will be having a Gusman day today. Oh boy!

The Gusman Car!

Why drive around in a flat out boring non Gusman car when you can ride around in Gus in your very own Gusmobile! The Gusmobile runs on pure gus, which is like gas but more Gusman, and will drive you wherever you want to go!

Gusman Refrigerator!

Don't you just hate it when you put food in the fridge and when you take it out, you feel thats its not Gusman enough? Well not no more!

Gusman Jello!

Regular Jello may have the power of Bill Cosby, gus Gusllo has the power of Gusman! Now when you think about it, who has more Gus? Gusman or Bill Cosby?

Gusman for Dummies!

For those who are not "Gus" enough to handle the lastest in Gusman. Gusman for Dummies are for people who want to join in the lattest craze that will not go away. Reading this book will make you a true Gusmaniac!

Gusman Scanner!

Guarenteed not to work!

Gusman TV!

You will never watch a non Gusman related television program again. 24 hours of Gusman. Who knows, you may even spot his real face!

Gusman Underwear!

Nobody has to know that you're wearing this, but if they don't then whats the point!?! I suggest wearing this on the outside so everyone will know how much of a freak you are.

Gusman Cereal!

17 hundred different fruity shapes of Gusman! Even comes with Gusmilk or Guik already mixed into the bag of cereal! Wow! Oh Gusman you rule!

Gusman Time Machine!

Is the past not Gusman enough for you? Do you want to see how Gused up the future is? We have the answer! The Gusman time machine will allow you to see the future in the world of Gus or even change the past and make it more Gusman! More Gusman!? OH MY GOD!!!

Gusman Plush!

Whats better than a Sonic plush? A Gusman plush! Now Gusman will protect you on those scary nights when you have to go to the bathroom by yourself. Or maybe you are thirsty. Whatever the reason, there is no way any person who sleeps should not have this.

Gusman New Zealand!

It would be Gusman's very own country! It would be called Gusman New Zealand! It would have a population of everyone in the world because noboby will ever want to like anywhere else ever again! OH MAN I ABSOLUTLY MUST HAVE ALL THIS GUSMAN STUFF! Wheres the Gusman doctor! WHERES THE GUSDOR!?! And now I give you...

The Gusman Song

Gusman!
Comin to town on his fryin pan!
Give him a shout!
He'll be there no doubt!
Give him a holar!
He'll be there in an hour!
Because he is!
Guuuuuusmaaaaan!

Gusman can Gus like no man can!
That makes sence because of his can!
With Jan and a man and his rusty tin can
Gusman can Gus and can jam like no man!

Gusman! He is here!
The greatest Gusman of the year!
Have a beer! Fight a queer!
Gusman is here!

Oh! Gusman can Gus like no man can!
That makes sence because of his can!
With Jan and a man and his rusty tin can
Gusman can Gus and can jam like no man!

If I were a Gusman what would I do!?
Would I open a door!? Would I tie a shoe!?
Where would I go!? Who would I meet!?
Would I have my very own Gusman seat!?
Guuuuuuuusmaaaaaan!

Gusman can Gus like no man can!
That makes sence because of his can!
With Jan and a man and his rusty tin can
Gusman can Gus and can jam like no man!

G-U-S spells Gus!
M-A-N spells Man!
With a Gus and a Man!
Its no ordinary man!
Its the one, the only, Gusman!

Oh! Gusman can Gus like no man can!
That makes sence because of his can!
With Jan and a man and his rusty tin can
Gusman can Gus and can jam like no man!

GUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Gusman Song by Rayjay and Mizar