Part One

Mizar's Part

So the story begins... As the sun rises another beautiful day here in the town of Landland begins. Our beloved inventor, Stu, awakes from another sleepless night as usual. Stu has always had problems with alarms not being loud enough so he went ahead and made his own, instead of using sound, this one uses a method in which the happy napper is awoken by a gentle warming sensation.

As his custom alarm goes off, Stu is set on fire but, as always, he pounds the snooze button to catch some extra shut eye, oh Stu. A refrigerator abruptly falls from the ceiling smothering the flames along with Stu. Isn't technology convenient? Fifteen minutes later the alarm goes off again and Stu grabs his nitroglicerin filled super soaker to shut off his alarm. He steps out of bed and begins another adventurous day here in the town of landland.

As Stu heads downstairs to grab some breakfast he remembers how much he hates his house. On his way to breakfast he sees the PSX with a Mario 64 cart jammed through the plastic which he modded to play Nintendo64 games and says "man oh man, I can't believe this didn't work. I was sure I hooked everything up the way that website showed me. I guess I'll never get to play Mario 64. Oh well..." *Crunch!* Stu steps on his entire Alf pog collection which was specially made out of teddy grahams, "Noooooooooo!!! Anything but that!" Angry with what just happened Stu rips down his New Kids on the Block poster not realizing this would result in 2 lost possesions. Oops, forgot to mention he is stupid. Anyways, after traveling down the stairs he passes by his specially modded Nintendo64, or his Playtendo, that was intended to play PSX games but ended up as a PSX game holder Stu gets angry and remembers his Gameboy/Pager/PocketKnife, but thats for another time.

As Stu approaches the kitchen he ponders what he should have for breakfast. He wants bacon but all the bacon is in the freezer and he doesnt want to go to the trouble to cook it. While he is trying to figure out why and how the freezer is so cold he comes up with an idea! Why not invent a freezer that, instead of freezing food, makes it hot and cooks it! "I'll call it the Rehoterator!"

Rayjay's Part

Stu: Yessirebob, this Rehotreator will be the biggest thing ever since my aunt Edna.

Just then, Pid, another moron living in the same house as Stu comes down the stairs

Pid: Hey Stu.

Stu: Pid! Shut up! I am thinking of how my latest invention will change the world!

Stu then has a moronic dream sequence

President: I give you the award of the greatest person who ever lived, or whoever will live. Please drink this potion that will grant you imortality and the power to do things that you thought were not uh..... possible to do.

Stu: Thank you Mr. President. I will be honored to take that award.

**A crazy girl runs up to Pid**

CrazyGirl: Oh! Are you the inventor of the Rehoterator!?! Everyone loves it! Finally a way to cook food!

Stu: Ah, but it does more than that ya see.... for the low low price of 15 hundred dollards, it can also be a washing mashine, dishwasher, mechanic, garbage disposal, and much more

CrazyGirl: Really?

Stu: But it does not do windows.

CrazyGirl: What!?! No windows!?!

President: No windows you say! Give me back that award!

**The President takes back Stu's award**

Stu: What! My award!

President: This is an outrage! No windows indeed!!!

Stu: Well you see, windows are not really...

Predident: Arrest him!

Judge: I am a Jugde, and I give you 10 billion years.

Stu'sGirlfriend: I am your girlfriend, and I say it is over.

Stu'sMother: I am your mother, and I hate you.

Stu'sAuntEdna: CANNONBALL!!!

Stu: Aggghhh!!!!!!

End moronic dream sequence

Stu: Pid! Do you know what I have to do!?!

Pid: uh..... yeah

Stu: What?

Pid: Uh..... i dunno know

Stu: The Rehoterator must do windows!

Pid: uh..... windows?

Stu: Yes! My future is on it doing windows!

Pid: As well as making food... uh.... not cold

Stu: Yes! I must get to work right away!

Pid: yeah...... cool

Stu: And when are you getting a job?

Pid: later..... uh... did I say that?

Pid wonders where he is, while Stu gets to work on his Rehoterator

Gecko's Part

Stu realised that most of his ideas in the past had actually failed, but this didn't fase him as he made his way to his room. Upon entering, he noticed that his hydraulic suspension alternator was making a funny noise. With a swift kick he set it back in motion, then sat down in his Thinking ChairTM to plan the functions and mechanics of his latest idea, the Rehoterator.

Windows he thought, how do I make something that heats and does windows?

It was after this thinking that Stu realised that windows and heat only had one thing in common - if you heated a window too much it would melt. Plastic melts, so the Rehoterator must have something plastic in it.

Well he thought, I have my initial idea and some planning. Now all that remains is thinking some more and then building this thing!

Stu jumped out of his Thinking ChairTM - he had no choice but to jump as it zapped him in the back and ejected him across the room. After recovering from almost knocking himself out against the wall, the crazy Inventor walked over to his bookcase, glanced around to make sure nobody was watching, then pulled the secret lever to open a panel in his wall, revealing a secret passage that lead to his laboratory.

Walking down the passage, thought processes churning between a cheese and pickle sandwich, and a hot cheese and pickle sandwich, mr Gloo thought of another connection between heat and windows. If you opened a window it let heat out, but even if you didn't open it, heat passed through both ways to some extent. Proud of his expansive reasoning, Stu entered his laboratory to start on some design sketches for his upcoming revolutionary appliance.

Gusman's Part

On the other side of town the evil dr. stu 2 was at work in his labratory. Dr. Stu 2 was stu's evil twin! He heard about stu's plans through a carefully designed robotic dog that would listen in on stu. Stu simply thought the dog lost his way in the crowded sreets of downtown land land.

Dr. Stu 2 was currently listening in on stu talk about the nightmare he had experienced lat night. It was something about a giant kangaroo saying blimey while chasing a boomerang. Dr. Stu 2 didn't know what it meant, but he knew that it had to be something brilliant.

Meanwhile stu was trying to think of a way to create his perfect invention. Using the information he cleverly deduced, he started constructing a blue print. He was getting tired however, and he began dreaming once again.

**start dream sequence**
Stu: Where am I?

Mysterious figure: You don't know??

Stu: No, whats going on?

Mysterious figure: you're in California!

Stu: Really, why?

Mysterious figure: this is your dream, don't ask me.

Stu: well you must have some idea!!

Mysterious figure: Alright your too dumb for this, so I might as well tell you. This is to give u an inspiration towards ur inventing.

Stu: oh really? Wow thank you! But what should I do about my invention?

Mysterious Figure: Well first off my name is Tal. You may have heard of me. I am the evil ign leader! Anyway, you should change ur name to matt and fly to san francisco immediatly!

Stu: Alright, from now on my name is matt!

**end dream sequence**

On the other side of town dr stu 2 heard stu talking in his sleep thanks to the robotic dog.

dr stu 2: Hmm so he is now going to be called matt! Well then i'm changing my name to peer. I wil fly to san francisco pretend to be German and see what I can find out! Muahaahahahahahaha!

Mizar's Part... again...

*Stu suddendly wakes up in a cold sweat gasping*

Stu: oh man... just a dream. I've gotta stop going to those IGN boards. Anyways, what the heck have I been doin for these last few months?

*Pid stumbles out of the bathroom and into Stu's room*

Stu: what the!? what are you doing here Pid?

Pid: uhhh... I live here remember?

Stu: umm no, remember when I told you to go get a job and help pay rent for your girlfriends apartment?

Pid: oh yeah that... heh, I'll get a job tomorrow. I just need to prepare myself for it today.

Stu: whatever, for the time being I think we need to get going with this rehoterator idea.

Pid: yeah you're probaly right, it's been so long and we haven't had any decent ideas lately.

Stu: oh yeah? What about that idea for the rehoterator to do windows?

Pid: that was pretty lame Stu.

Stu: yeah I'm sure your ideas for the rehoterator were better than mine. A digital clock, timer, and a door handle, don't be such an idiot Pid those would never make it to development time.

Pid: whatever you say Stu, listen. I've gotta run, so I'm gonna eat some breakfast and then go out looking for a job.

Stu: you're getting a job!?

*Pids straight face starts to crack and is replaced by a smile and Pid bursts out into laughter*

Pid: Ahh ha ha ha, oh man you should've seen the look on your face Stu! I was only joking, but don't worry. I will look tomorrow.

*Pid puts a hot pocket into the microwave and gets ready to leave*