Story That Makes Absolutly No Sence At All Whatsoever 2000!

There once was a boy named JIIIMMMMEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ who wanted a loaf of hard bolied noodle cheese helmet soup on a stick. "I must spend all my money to save up for this terribly tasty treat", JIIIMMMMEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ said.

So JIIIMMMMEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ goes down to the local Optomitrist and he says, "Sorry JIIIMMMMEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ, I just recieved my new pantaloons and I need to hose them down in time for the big annual Bone Throwing Shoe Horn Cerimony."

Now JIIIMMMMEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ was sad, mad, hungry, and felt like a million dollars and 73 cents when JIIIMMMMEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ said, "Thats chump change." and went to give all his money to a guy who did not speak english.

"Hello, are you the guy who does not speak english?", JIIIMMMMEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ asked.

"Yes, I am him. I do not speak english. What? I can't understand you. You're wasting you time, now go."

"Ok"

Then a guy with size 22 and a half size shoes came and said to JIIIMMMMEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ and said, "I am the ultimate chess partner with all the right moves! Lose against ne abd you shall win a loaf of hard boiled noodle cheese helmet soup on a stick!"

"This is the big break I need!", thought JIIIMMMMEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ.

17 Years later the big day had arived. The game was being broadcatsed by every network in the world and JIIIMMMMEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ was there. The ultimate chess partner with all the right moves was also there. Now all JIIIMMMMEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ had to do was lose and he would get his lunch.

The game lasted 72 hours when JIIIMMMMEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ had unfortunatly won the game. Then the ultimate chess partner with all the right moves got mad and blew up killing 47839475 people in the audience. 45415484164531111111333 more were wounded. The wounded people eventually dies so no worries. There was only one man who could get JIIIMMMMEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ a loaf of hard boiled noodle cheese helmet soup on a stick now. That man was "Live and Let Die from the Spy who Shagged me from Russia with the Goldfinger because the World was not Enough Tomorrow except on Tuesdays"

"Heres your lunch", he said.

JIIIMMMMEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ finally got his food! He quickly devoured it and went to look for some cheese.

1/24/02