Chapter 16
A Life Hangs In The Balance
OL: Rayjay!
[i] Rayjay's limp body falls in the pool[/i]
OL: Hey you! Get him!
[i] A nearby Zora takes Rayjay's body and sets in on a nearby rock[/i]
Zora: What is wrong with him?
OL: I don't know... he just fainted...
Zora: This is very strange indeed... we must tell the king!
OL: Lead the way!
[i] OniLink and Zora head up to King Zora[/i]
Z: Excuse me sire! But this is an emer...
Trunks2110: Hush! What are you 2 doing up here?
OL: Well, we just came and all of a sudden...
T2110: You will kneel and bow your head and talk slowly to me.
OL: [i] Alright... don't want to waste anymore time... better so what he says...
OniLink kneels and bows his head[/i]
OL: My friend Rayjay...
T2110: You also need to speak slower. And offer me cheese. You also need 500 rupees. And talk slower than that. Did I say 1500 rupees? I meant 5 billion. And talk slower. And offer me more rupees!
OL: What!?! Just listen to me!
T2110: Not with that attitude!
OL: Someone could be dead!
T2110: What? Then why did you not tell me? Why was I not informed!?!
OL: I tried to! Now listen!
T2110: No, you listen! Did you know that at this very moment, someone could be dead?
OL: Thats what I just told you! I knew that!
T2110: Of course you did. I just told you.
[i] OniLink takes out his sword[/i]
OL: Do I have to kill you?
T2110: He did it! He killed....... uh....... whoever it was that died!
OL: No I did not!
T2110: Guards! Arest him for murder, not offering me cheese, bad sence of style, and uh..... what else can I get him for?
Guard: Treason
T2110: And treason!
OL: Treason? That makes no sence! You are crazy!
T2110: Throw him inside Lord Jabu Jabu!
OL: What is that? I did nothing wrong!
[i] The guards take OniLink and head out back[/i]
T2110: Oh..... first Ruto goes missing and now this...
[i] OniLink is thrown inside Lord Jabu Jabu[/i]
T2110: Zora?
Z: Yes?
T2110: Go down to the Lakeside Laboratory. See if that scientist guy has anything for whoever it was that fainted.... uh, I mean died.
Z: Uh, sure.... I guess I better be going then...
T2110: You are a good servant! You will be rewarded afterwards by giving me a royal sponge bath!
Z: Ugh....
[i] Zora leaves
Meanwhile, at the Lakeside Lab...[/i]
Scientist: This new potion is taking forever to work...
[i] Zora walks in[/i]
S: Why, hello there. Would you be intrested in trying out this new potion I just invented? I have to test it you know.
Z: Maybe later. But now I need something.
S: What would that be?
Z: I don't know. What do you have for someone who just fell down for no reason?
S: How am I supposed to know what that is?
Z: Just give me anything. I don't care anymore.
S: Alright then. Take this blue potion. It might do something.
Z: Thanks.
S: Now as to test this new potion I just invented....
Z: Oh alright. But only this one time.
[i] S gives Z a funky brown potion[/i]
Z: And I have to drink this?
S: Yes. I think it will work this time. Just don't drink.....
[i] Z finishes the bottle[/i]
S: ....... the whole thing
Z: What? Why!? What is this stuff?
S: Do you feel any different?
Z: No.
S: How about now?
Z: No.
S: Well, what about now?
Z: I'm telling you.... ARRRRGH!!!
[i] Z grabs his stomach in pain and falls to the floor[/i]
Z: What is this!?!
S: It is what I call, Zyclon-XDashB².
Z: What the hell is that!?!
S: A very strong laxitive.
Z: WHAT!?!
[i] Z stumbles out the door with the blue potion while yelling and cursing.
Chapter 17
OniLink Inside Lord Jabu Jabu's Belly
[i] OniLink has just been thrown deep inside Lord Jabu Jabu. He does not know where he is, but he does know that he has to somehow get out[/i]
OL: Ugh... Where am I? In that fish yes, but where? [i] Looks around[/i] It was fun while it lasted Rayjay, but now I have to take this thing on alone. Just one more stone and I am done.
[i] OniLink walks foward, only to fall in a hole[/i]
OL: AGH!!!!
[i] OniLink falls on his face in front of Princess Snow Tabby[/i]
ST: Who are you?
OL: Ugh... my name?
ST: Yes. What is your name?
OL: My name is... just call me OniLink. No one is to know my real name.
ST: How come?
OL: Because... I hate it. Now who are you?
ST: I am Princess Snow Tabby.
OL: [b] Princess[/b] Snow Tabby? What is a princess doing down here?
ST: I don't know. Lord Jabu Jabu just pulled me in.
OL: Lord Jabu Jabu? I asume that is the fish we are in.
ST: Yes. Are we going to find a way out?
OL: I am. I have to get out as soon as possible. I am on a quest you see, and I have to find this last spiritual stone.
ST: Spiritual stone?
OL: Yes.
ST: Well than we both have something to look for.
OL: Lets go then. We have no time to lose.
ST: What?
OL: Huh?
ST: Do you expect a princess to walk around with someone like you? You will carry me with you!
OL: What? No! I have no time for this! I have to find what I am searching for.
[i] OniLink walks ahead, while Snow Tabby follows behind[/i]
OL: Stop following me.
ST: No! Carry me!
OL: Why would I want to?
ST: Uh, because I know this place. I know where everything is. I can help you.
OL: That would be good, but I still don't want to carry you.
ST: ............
[i] While walking, OniLink and Snow Tabby enter a room with a switch in the center. When OniLink pressed the switch, water started to rise so they could continue[/i]
OL: I hate this. Wandering around in a giant fish.
[i] OniLink and Snow Tabby step on a platform that takes them to the forst floor[/i]
OL: It smells in here...
[i] OniLink and Snow Tabby enter the room with holes[/i]
OL: How could I have been so stupid to have fell down one of these holes?
[i] They enter a new room[/i]
ST: Will you stop complaining?
OL: Why? This sucks.
[i] Snow Tabby steps on a switch, opening a door, and OniLink steps inside. When Snow Tabby steps off the switch, the door closes.[/i]
ST: Hey! Whats going on! I want to enter! Don't leave me out here by myself!
OL: Heheh. I finnaly got rid of her. Things are looking my way now.
[i] Many Stingers appear from the floor and attack OniLink[/i]
OL: Danm. [i] draws sword[/i] I can't wait to get out of here. Oh well, here we go!
[i] OniLink consentrates on one of the Stingers, but many more attack from behind[/i]
OL: Ouch! That sting hurts!
[i] OniLink takes out his slingshot and hits one, but it does not die. He hits it again. This time, it does die. Seeing more behind him, he slices most of them with his sword. There are 6 more Stingers left[/i]
OL: I have been having a rough day...
[i] The 6 Stingers fly at OniLink in 6 different directions. OniLink looks around, wondering which one to hit. He tightens his grip on his sword and without realizing it his hand starts to glow. OniLink then does a charged spin attack killing every one of the Stingers[/i]
OL: Woah. How did I do that? Is that what the Great Fairy taught me?
[i] A treasure chest apears in the room[/i]
OL: A chest. A reward for a job well done.
[i] OniLink walks up to the chest[/i]
OL: Now what could be in here? A new weapon of mass destruction? The last Spiritual Stone? Something better?
[i] OniLink opens the chest and pulls out the Boomerang[/i]
OL: A piece of wood? What is this?
[i] OniLink takes the boomerang and exits the room. He is not pleased[/i]
ST: What have you got there?
OL: Nothing.
ST: Oh! A boomerang! Do you know how to use one?
OL: How could you use this? Shove it up some guys as...
ST: No! You throw it!
OL: How? You would have to be facing behind them, and
ST: No! It comes back!
OL: ?
ST: It does not work like you think it does. Let me show you.
[i] Snow Tabby takes the boomerang and throws it perfectly. It then comes back to her and she catches it[/i]
OL: Cool. Let me try.
[i] OniLink throws the boomerang. Unlike Snow Tabby, he could not throw it properly if his life depended on it.[/i]
OL: This thing sucks...
ST: Well yeah, if you don't know how to use it...
[i] OniLink and Snow Tabby enter another room. This one has a giant swinging tentacle hanging from a roof[/i]
ST: EWWW!!!
OL: What is that?
ST: I don't know...
OL: Then let me get rid of it.
[i] OniLink charges at the giant tentacle, only to be knocked back by it[/i]
OL: Agh!!!
ST: Are you alright?
OL: I'm fine. Just a little stunned thats all...
ST: What is it?
OL: I said I don't know. I need a long range weapon. Ah, the slingshot.
[i] OniLink shoots the slingshot at the giant tentacle but has no effect[/i]
OL: Damn!
ST: Let me try...
OL: Yeah right. Maybe I need something else...
[i] Snow Tabby takes the boomerang and throws it at the giant tentacle. The tentacle breaks in half and melts away[/i]
OL: Wha...
ST: Yeah! Boy are you ever lucky to have someone around who can use this thing!
OL: I don't care for that thing.
ST: Oh well...
[i] OniLink and Snow Tabby enter another room with another giant tentacle. After killing it, another room had the last one. After killing that one, a long fall, and entering a round room, they both saw something they wanted[/i]
OL: The spirutal stone!
ST: Yeah! The... uh.... spiritual stone?
OL: Yeah. Get out of my way. It is mine.
ST: That is not yours! It is mine!
OL: What are you talking about?
[i] Snow Tabby runs up to the stone and grabs it. After that the round platform raised up[/i]
ST: Agh!!! Whats going on!?
OL: The stone!
[i] The platform drops down again[/i]
OL: Oh good. You are back. Now how much do you want for that?
[i] The platform lands, but Snow Tabby is not there. Instead, Big Octo is.[/i]
OL: What? Who are you?
[i] Big Octo chases OniLink. OniLink runs away running around in circles[/i]
OL: Agh! How do I kill this thing?
[i] Big Octo gains up on OniLink[/i]
OL: I have to outrun it... then maybe I could slash it from behind...
[i] OniLink runs as fast as he can hugging the inside of the path and trying not to hit any of the spikes that were on the central platform.[/i]
OL: Must run faster...
[i] OniLink runs behind Big Octo, and throws his sword into his backside. Big Octo runs around in pain.[/i]
OL: I have to get my sword back...
[i] While runing around, OniLink hits one of the spikes cutting his arm[/i]
OL: Agh!
[i] He continues to run while blood pours out. He slows down. Big Octo sees OniLink and charges at him only to acidentaly ram his side into the spikes. Big Octo can't do anything as his side has been ripped apart. OniLink walks behind him and gets his sword back. Some fairies appear and heal his arm. He rides the platform up and sees Snow Tabby[/i]
ST: Oni?
OL: Yeah. Where is that stone?
ST: It is mine...
OL: Did you see what I did to that monster? I can do that to you.
[i] Snow Tabby runs away. OniLink follows her. They run eventualy leading up to a big room. A dead end for Snow Tabby[/i]
OL: Give it to me...
ST: No!
OL: Give it to... hey, what is that?
ST: What is what?
OL: That. Behind you.
[i] Snow Tabby turns around[/i]
ST: Oh god! What is that?
OL: Rayjay would know what it is.... and how to defeat it.
ST: Is that the legendary Barinade?
OL: What?
ST: I don't know. Nevermind. Just kill it!
[i] OniLink draws his sword but hesitates. He remembers the incident with the giant tentacle and does not want something like that to happen again[/i]
OL: Snow Tabby! Throw the boomerang!
ST: What?
OL: Just do it!
[i] Snow Tabby throws the boomerang at Barinade, killing a few Bari[/i]
OL: Yes, just as I thought. Keep doing that!
ST: Uh... alright.
OL: The weak point must be the center!
[i] Soon, Barinade's brain was exposed. OniLink dashed in and slashes away at it. This causes more Bari to come to their masters rescue. Soon, Barinade has a new shell of Bari and OniLink waits for Snow Tabby again[/i]
OL: Come on Snow Tabby! Throw the boomerang!
[i] Just then, Barinade starts to spin around with arms of electricity and many hands of Bari[/i]
ST: Woah!
OL: Come on! Don't just stare at it! Hit it!
[i] Snow Tabby throws the boomerang at the new shell of Bari[/i]
OL: The only thing keeping me from killing this damn thing are those anoying Bari. Well I say screw it! DIE!!!!!!
[i] OniLink charges at Barinade, only to get electrocuted[/i]
OL: AGH!!!
[i] Snow Tabby readies the boomerang and kills more Bari allowing OniLink to hit it this time[/i]
OL: Die I say! Agh!!
[i] OniLink slashes away[/i]
ST: OniLink!
OL: Shut up! I have to kill this thing!
ST: But Oni!
OL: Shut up! Die stupid monster! Die!
ST: It is already dead Oni! Stop it!
[i] OniLink looks at Barinade[/i]
OL: Uh, oh yeah. I see. Can I have that stone now?
ST: The Sapphire? No you see, I will only give it to the one I will marry...
OL: Fine then. I'll marry you.
ST: Really!?
OL: Yeah sure. Now give it to me.
ST: Of course!
[i] Snow Tabby gives OniLink Zora's Sapphire[/i]
OL: Finally, I have them all... Now off to the Temple of Time like Rayjay told me...
ST: When can we get married?
OL: Wha? Uh... hold that thought... [i] runs away[/i]
ST: Hey! Come back here!
OL: Oh boy, I hope I did not do anything stupid...
Chapter 18
Rayjay Revived!
[i] The Zora comes back to Zora's Domain with a Blue Potion and a letter[/i]
Z: I hate you Zora King...
[i] The Zora walks up to Trunks with the letter[/i]
Z: Excuse me sire, but coming back from the scientist guy's place, I found this letter. It is written by Snow Tabby.
T2110: What? What does it say?
Z: It says she was not kidnapped by that one guy...
T2110: Really? Then you must have done it!
Z: No you see, she was feeding Lord Jabu Jabu and
[i] Suddenly, OniLink pushed Trunks into the water from behind and run foward[/i]
T2110: Hey! Whats going on!?
OL: Nothing. I just need to get away quick.
[i] Snow Tabby shows up behind OniLink[/i]
ST: At last I have caught up with you! Now when will we get married?
OL: Agh! Go away!
[i] OniLink runs down to the bottom part of Zora's Domain, but not before stealing the Zora's Blue Potion[/i]
Z: Hey! My potion!
OL: [i] This could revive Rayjay...
OniLink runs up to the fallen Rayjay and forces the potion inside his mouth[/i]
OL: Hope this works...
[i] Nothing seems to happen[/i]
OL: Oh well. It looks like that is the end of that.
[i] Rayjay throws up on OniLink[/i]
OL: [b] ARGH!!![/b] Rayjay you idiot! Why did you do that!?!
RJ: Do what?
[i] Snow Tabby runs down[/i]
ST: There you are!
OL: I will kill you later Rayjay. But now lets get out of here!
RJ: Wha? Then why did you revive me?
OL: Uh, because I had to. Now lets go!
[i] Rayjay and OniLink run out of Zora's Domain and Zora's River, and into Hyrule field[/i]
RJ: Ugh... What happened? Where are we now?
OL: This is Hyrule field, Rayjay.
RJ: Oh I see, I can't remember...
OL: Can't remember?
RJ: Ugh.... no. I still feel bad....
OL: You feel bad!? Arg.. Rayjay....
[i] OniLink goes to the river to clean himself up[/i]
OL: No matter. We must go meet Zelda.
RJ: You have the last stone? Great! It is getting late. We must try to make it before it gets dark.
OL: Then we are off. Lets go Ray! Zelda is waiting!
Chapter 19
The Temple of Time
OL: You know what I am thinking Ray?
RJ: What?
OL: I'm thinking we would have made it before dark if you were not so damn slow...
RJ: I though I was going fast...
OL: No.
[i] OniLink and Rayjay arive at Hyrule Castle[/i]
OL: You see now Rayjay? The drawbridge is up. We are too late, and it is all your fault!
RJ: I will open it!
OL: Maybe reviving you was a bad idea...
RJ: Open I say!
OL: Are you some sort of nut?
RJ: Uh... [i] waves hands in magical fashion[/i] Open shmopen, silly dopen!
OL: Rayjay, That will never work.
[i] The drawbridge opens. It starts to rain heavily[/i]
OL: What!?
RJ: You see, the great Rayjay works in many ways you would not understand.
OL: What is so great about you? Look! Zelda opened it!
[i] PrincessZelda1221 rides away with LandsLivinLarge. Zelda drops the Ocarina of Time inside the moat[/i]
OL: Zelda! Where are you going!?!
RJ: Maybe she is out of milk.
OL: Shut up Rayjay! This is serious!
[i] MW1 rides his horse up and stops[/i]
MW1: NO! I lost them!!!
RJ: Well yeah, if you just stop like that.
MW1: You there, where did they go!?
RJ: That way.
MW1: Which way is that!?! Tell me [b] NOW!!!![/b]
RJ: Do you take anger management classes? If you don't, then you should.
[i] OniLink draws his sword[/i]
OL: Let me handle this Rayjay... Just me and you, Wrath...
MW1: Pathetic! [i] Shoots OniLink with a magic spell[/i]
OL: Agh!!!
RJ: Cool!
OL: That was not cool....
MW1: I have no time for you! [i] Rides away
OniLink struggles to get back up[/i]
OL: Ugh... we have to get him...
RJ: But don't we also have to get to the Temple of Time?
OL: Yes. But we can't do both at once...
RJ: But there is so much more to do! Finding the Ocarina of Time, and learning the Song of Time and...
OL: Song of Time?
RJ: Yeah. It goes something like this... do doooo do do dooooo do..
OL: Shut up Ray!
RJ: I still remember certain things about this place. But I can't seem to remember as much anymore...
OL: What are you talking about?
RJ: In there! The moat!
[i] Rayjay points to the moat. His arm comes very close to Oni's face causing him to lose his balance and fall in[/i]
OL: Agh! Now I'm all wet!
RJ: It is raining hard Oni! You are already wet!
[i] Lightning strikes a tree nearby[/i]
RJ: Agh! Lets go inside now!
[i] OniLink spies something at the bottom of the moat[/i]
OL: Hold on Rayjay... I think I see something...[i] dives in[/i]
RJ: Are you crazy? Get out of there! I.... uh...[i] runs inside
OniLink comes back up holding the Ocarina of Time[/i]
OL: Woah. This one is much better than Rayjay's... [i] looks around[/i] Where did he go? Did you run inside without me Rayjay!?
[i] OniLink steps out of the moat and runs inside. He meets Rayjay inside the Temple of Time[/i]
RJ: Oni! There you are! This is all too much for me! I don't know if I can continue!
OL: Shut up Rayjay! I feel I may need you still...
[i] They both stare at the Door of Time. OniLink places Kokiri's Emerald, Goron's Ruby, and Zora's Sapphire where the instructions tell him to[/i]
RJ: You must play the Song of Time!
OL: Song of Time? But I don't know that song!
RJ: Then I will teach you it! Start off with a do...
OL: A do? At this rate I will never learn it!
[i] But time passes, and Rayjay proves OniLink wrong. Shame it took 3 and a half hours...[/i]
RJ: You just played it!
OL: I did?
[i] The Door of Time opens, and Rayjay and OniLink enter it to find the Master Sword[/i]
OL: Everyone knows about this sword... Only the Hero of Time can pull it out. I never thought I would be the one to pull it out. This is such an honor...
RJ: Big deal. If I had a jackhammer I could do it.
[i] OniLink grips the Master Sword and pulls it out[/i]
RJ: Whats going on?
OL: Uh, I don't know...
[i] OniLink and Rayjay awaken in a strange room[/i]
OL: Ugh... Where are we... [i] OniLink covers his mouth with his hands[/i] Wha... Whats wrong with my voice!?
RJ: Ha! Ha! Ha! You sound like a.... AGH!!! My voice has changed too!!!
[i] A strange man walks up to Rayjay and OniLink[/i]
OL: Who are you? Whats going on?
Gusman: My name is Gusman. You are in the Chamber of the Sages. I am the Sage of Light.
RJ: Is there a Sage of Fruit?
GM: No.
RJ: NO!?! What kind of crazy place is this!?
GM: Calm down. I will explain what happened and what has happened...
OL: What has happened?
GM: Yes. It has been 7 years since you pulled the Master Sword out from the Pedistal of Time.
RJ: Seems like 30 seconds to me.
GM: Will you stop interupting?
OL: He wont. It is pointless to tell him that.
GM: I think he has matured in 7 years.
RJ: I bet you would think that, but you would be wrong.
GM: Ah, shut up please. You are not even supposed to be in here.
RJ: And yet here I am.
GM: Just for 5 minutes try not to say anything. [i] tunrs to OniLink[/i] Oni, or better yet I should refer to you as N....
OL: Don't say it.
GM: Don't say what? Your name? What is the big deal?
OL: I would never hear the end of it from Rayjay.
GM: Whatever.... you see, you are the Hero of Time, but when you pulled the Master Sword out I saw that you were too young to continue. So I kept your spirit here for 7 years. When you came you were 15, but now you are...
OL: 22.
GM: Yes.
RJ: 22!? I am old!!!
OL: 22 is not old Ray. 22 is very young.
RJ: Shut up geezer!
OL: Geezer? Look around Rayjay, the only geezer around here is Gusman.
GM: What?
RJ: Now that you mention it, that is true.
GM: Can we get back to buisness now?
RJ: Yes. You will give me how much for this fruit?
[i] Gusman turns to OniLink[/i]
GM: While you have slept, MW1 stole the Triforce. Things are very different now. To have enough power to defeat him, you must seek out the rest of the Sages...
OL: ............
GM: Sheik will show you the way out. Now go!
OL: Alright.
RJ: Lets go OniLink!
GM: Wait! Take this before you go!
RJ: Then why did you tell us to leave in such a hurry?
GM: Uh..... this is a Spiritual Medallion.
RJ: You did not answer me.
GM: Take it.
OL: What for?
GM: Just take it!
[i] Gusman gives OniLink the Light Medallion[/i]
OL: Meh...
RJ: I guess we have to find those Sages now.
OL: Yes. Lets leave this place.
[i] Rayjay and OniLink arive back in the Temple of Time[/i]
Chapter 20
A Whole New World
Sheik: I've been waiting for you, Hero of Time.
OL: Who said that?
RJ: Turn around Oni.
[i] OniLink turns around[/i]
OL: Who are you?
SK: I am Sheik.
OL: I see.
RJ: Whats with the uh... clothes?
SK: I keep my face hidden and my voice muffled.
RJ: Why?
SK: Because I do.
[i] Sheik takes out a harp and starts to play it[/i]
SK: The road to MW1 is long and pointless... I, uh... I mean you will have a hard time getting there.
RJ: [i] Pssst... hey Oni, watch me take off that mask of his...[/i]
OL: [i] Shut up Rayjay![/i]
SK: You will have to climb tall mountains, explore underwater, even confront the undead...
[i] Rayjay runs foward to pull of Sheik's mask[/i]
RJ: Geradoo!!!
OL: Geradoo?
[i] Rayjay tackles Sheik[/i]
SK: Agh!
RJ: Who are you? I have to know!
OL: Rayjay! Get off him!
[i] OniLink runs to Rayjay and pulls him off of Sheik[/i]
RJ: No!
SK: What were you trying to do!?
OL: Please ignore him... uh...
SK: Back off!
[i] Sheik throws a Deku Nut at the floor and dissapears[/i]
RJ: Hey! Where did he go!?
OL: He is gone Rayjay... and I don't think he will ever come back. What were you thinking?
RJ: I was thinking about fruit and other fruity things.
OL: What?
RJ: Yep. You see...
OL: Shut up Rayjay. Lets go find the sages. Where is the first one?
RJ: I have no idea.
OL: What? You knew everything before!
RJ: Yeah but now I hardly seem to remember a thing about this place.
OL: Then you are more worthless than ever before...
RJ: Worthless? I don't think so. I am The Great Rayjay.
OL: Shut up. Lets go outside now. It has been 7 years...
RJ: I bet it is all the same boring people doing the same boring thing over and over again while the fat people eat and eat and eat and...
OL: What are you talking about now?
RJ: I forgot.
OL: Ugh...
[i] OniLink and Rayjay step outside[/i]
OL: Brr... seems extra cold tonight. I wonder what is wrong?
[i] Rayjay notices the flame around Death Mountain[/i]
RJ: Woah! Check out that flame!
[i] OniLink looks at the flame[/i]
OL: Something must be wrong over there.
RJ: Like what? There is no evidence showing that something is wrong.
OL: That strange flame.
RJ: That means nothing.
OL: Well I suggest we go and check it out anyway. It seems to be late right now. We may have to wait until morning so they can open the drawbridge.
RJ: Oh yeah. Lets go to market anyway. Maybe we can find a place to sleep.
OL: Yeah.
[i] Rayjay and OniLink enter the marketplace. It has changed since their last visit...[/i]
RJ: Agh! Whats going on!?
OL: Uh... I don't know... Are we in the right place?
RJ: We have to be! But everthing has changed!
[i] They both stare at the many ReDead wandering around[/i]
OL: Know what those are Ray?
RJ: No.
OL: Zelda will tell us what is going on. We must find her now! To the castle Rayjay!
[i] They both go to the castle to find an even bigger surprise[/i]
OL: AGH! What is this!?!
RJ: Uh.... Maybe they changed the look of it.... Zelda would still be inside I bet...
OL: Even if she was, how would we get it?
RJ: Uh... A bridge?
OL: You and your stupid ideas. There is no way I would ever enter this place using something as simple as a bridge. We will find another way in. Then find out what is going on...
RJ: I see no other way in.
OL: I am not leaving until I get inside somehow.
RJ: We have to leave though! I think other places are worse than this... Lets go and see if things have changed at Kakariko Village. If people are there, then they can tell us what is going on!
OL: ........... Fine then. We will come back some other time...
[i] They exit the castle, arive in Hyrule field, and prepare to find some answers[/i]