Chapter 11 Dodongo's Cavern

OL: Now lets go exterminate those sorry Dodongos.

RJ: Yeah. And I will follow you.

OL: How anoying you are rayjay...

RJ: Whew... its kind of hot in here...

OL: Cant take the heat? A fine hero like me can take it just fine.

rayjay and OniLink enter the main room and hop to the bottom floor and climb a ladder back up.They walk some more

OL: Whats that?

RJ: A Beamos. Now is your chance to use that Bomb Flower over there and bomb it.

OL: Fine. Seems like a boring way to kill somebody...
Takes Bomb Flower and throws it at the Beamos.The Beamos explodes. RJ: Now this door seems to be blocked.

OL: I can handle that.Another bomb is all it needs.
Explodes door RJ: Hey, you were right OniLink. That bomb opened the door. But I also knew that.

OL: I find that hard to believe.

RJ: Well, lets just go in...

rayjay and OniLink enter the door, and see a few Baby Dodongos. OniLink hacks them up.

RJ: Watch out OniLink!

OL: Huh?
The Baby Dodongos explode. OniLink is caught in the blast

OL: Ow! Stupid Dodongos. I am going to kill every last one of them for exploding on me!

RJ: Yes, thats the spirit. Now see that switch?

OL: Yes.

RJ: And see this Armos?

OL: The statue?

RJ: Yes. Push it on the switch so the door will open..

OniLink does as told, and the door opens. rayjay and OniLink enter a strange room with hexagonal blocks. Two Lizalfos attack

RJ: Ahhh!!! Get me out of here!

OL: Coward rayjay! These guys dont look so tough!

RJ: Use your Deku Nuts!

OL: Of course... takes out a Deku Nut Come on strange lizard people!

A Lizalfos does a jump attack at OniLink, but OniLink throws a Deku Nut at it. The Lizalfos freezes in place, but the other Lizalfos hits OniLink from behind

OL: Agh! rayjay! Help me! Dont just stand there!

RJ: Yeah, but...what can I do? takes a bite out of an apple.

OL: Stupid lizard people... Cracks 2 Deku Nuts and stabs both Lizalfos Stop eating that apple! Where did you get it anyway?

RJ: I am a strange little man. Punches Lizalfos. The Lizalfos unfrezes and chases after rayjay

Lizalfos: Roar!

RJ: Agh!!! Something very wrong in my plan! Runs away. The Lizalfos chases after him

OL: Get ready to taste the cold steel of the Kokiri Sword stupid lizard man...

RJ: Lizalfos!

OL: Whatever rayjay... OniLink does a jump attack, killing a Lizalfos

RJ: Now get the one behind me!

OL: Aw rayjay... a great man like yourself cant defeat a small thing like that?

RJ: Hey OniLink... You are right! stops runningCome on Lizalfos! Afraid to comfront me?

Lizalfos slashes its sword at rayjay just missing him

RJ: Nevermind........... ] runs away again

OL: I have to do everything it seems... shoots a Deku Seed at the Lizalfos.The Lizalfos dies

Lizalfos: Agh!!!

OL: That did not take much...

RJ: ...........yeah........but I...

OL: I know what you did. You ran away.

RJ: The door is open now OniLink. Lets go in there now.

rayjay and OniLink enter the next room

OL: An unlit torch is over there... I know what to do.... any Deku Sticks around? I dont see any...

RJ: There is one. Right next to that Dodongo.

OL: Woah.. thats a big one. Explode on me huh?

OniLink slashes the Dodongo's tail. The Dodongo gets mad and breaths fire out at OniLink, but side jumps out of the way and slashes the Dodongos tail again. Now the Dodongo is really angry. Two more Dodongos come to aid their friend. OniLink looks around and backflips over a Dodongo and slashes its tail. The angry Dodongo breaths fire out at OniLink but rayjay kicks it in the head

RJ: Ow!My foot!

OniLink grabs the Deku stick and lights it from the only lit torch in the room.He lights the other one and throws the flaming stick at rayjay to light the final torch. After doing this, the exit opens, and they both run to it and escape.

RJ: Well, we made it!

OL: And there is a switch just over there.

OniLink presses the switch and a door across the room opens

OL: Are we almost done rayjay?

RJ: I dont think so...

OL: Well we still have a job to do.

RJ: We must kill the leader of the Dodongos.

OL: So those Gorons can continue to eat their uh... rocks...

rayjay and OniLink enter the room they have just opened. Inside the room has a central wall with a row of Bomb Flowers runing along side it.

RJ: Hey, this is going to be fun.

OL: What? Is the puzzle that easy?

RJ: Take a look at it.

OL: Ah yes... I see. Whoever was in charge of it must have been really lazy or really stupid.

OniLink plucks a Bomb Flower and puts it in the center of the wall. As the Bomb Flower explodes, the rest explode as well creating a stairway. rayjay and OniLink go up the stairway until they reach a bridge high on the main room.

RJ: Along the bridge we go. See that other bridge on the other side of the room?

OL: Yeah.

RJ: Well, 2 bombs in the eyes of that giant Dodongo skull should open its mouth. Leading to King Dodongo.

OL: And the next spiritual stone we have to collect.

The next room had Razor Traps. OniLink and rayjay moved carefully, and the Razor Traps never hit them. The next room had two platforms with fire. At the end of the room, an eye switch

OL: Being hot and tired, I know how to settle this...

OniLink shoots the eye. The fire from the first platform dissapears. rayjay and OniLink jump to it.

RJ: Hey, another platform of fire OniLink.

OL: I know. Where is that next switch?

RJ: Its over...

OL: There it is! OniLink shoots the next switch. The fire from the second platform dissapears and they exit the room

RJ: You are getting so much better at this. I dont think that you need my help anymore.

OL: Well, without you, I would have no one to talk to. I would go crazy. But with you... well... you are anoying... and soon I will go crazy.

RJ: So either way...

OL: Yeah. Im screwed. It cant get any worse.

2 Lizalfos appear and start to attack

OL: Man... After this, a good long rest is in order. Maybe I can relax for a day at Lon Lon Ranch...

RJ: Well if it was only one day...

OL: Zelda would never know, would she?

RJ: I would not know about that. Now brace yourself!

OniLink blocks the Lizalfoses sword with his sheild, and follows with a jump attack. OniLink looks pretty tired

OL: I could use some help here rayjay...

RJ: What can I do?

OL: I dont know... throws a Deku Nut at the second LizafosDistract them!

RJ: I dont have a weapon! Or sheild! I dont have anything! Exept...

OniLink struggles to fight the 2 Lizalfos at dangerously low health

RJ: Have some of this fruit OniLink!

OL: I dont have time for your stupid stuff rayjay! Help me!

RJ: Just eat it!

OniLink kills one Lizalfos

OL: I dont have time for fruit rayjay....

The Lizalfos knocks OniLink's sword from his hand

OL: Oh no!

The sword lands next to rayjay

RJ: Take this apple OniLink, and eat it. I will take care of this Lizalfos.

OniLink eats the fruit, and rayjay does some incredebly sloppy sword slices at the Lizalfos until it dies

OL: I fell better.... but how?

RJ: My fruit has strange powers.

OL: But if that can heal you, then why use fairys?

RJ: Because fairys are better.

OL: heh heh. Yeah,you are right.

The next room was simple, with a chest inside. OniLink opens the chest

OL: Bombs... my very own bomb bag. This is a good reward for my efforts so far...

RJ: Ah yes. But they will get better.

The next room, OniLink and rayjay are on the other side of the main room 2nd floor. A giant Dodongo skull is under the bridge

RJ: Time to test those bombs, OniLink. Give me one. OniLink gives rayjay a bomb Good. Now you take one. OniLink takes a bomb Now, you get on the other side of the bridge. When I say now, take the bomb and drop it into that eye.

OL: From the looks of it, it seems that the bombs would open the mouth of the skull.

RJ: Which leads to King Dodongo.

OniLink and rayjay drop their bombs into the giant Dodongo skull. The eyes light up red, and the mouth opens. After going back down, they enter it

OL: The end is near. I can feel it.

2 flaming Keese flew overhead. OniLink quickly disposed of them

OL: A hole with a switch... a block over there... push the block into the hole. Simple. But the block is out of reach...

RJ: By one man yes. But by 2... Lift me up there OniLink.

OL: Okay rayjay... OniLink lifts rayjay up Arg...how heavy are you?

RJ: Shut up... I am almost there...

OL: OW! Dont step on my face!

rayjay arives up to the room with the block.

OL: Good. Be more carefull next time. Now push the block down here.

RJ: My pleasure. pushes block Um... pushes block Um...here it comes!

OL: Quit kidding around. Push it down here.

RJ: I am! It wont move! Its too heavy!

OL: What? It cant be that heavy... A 10 year old could move that thing.

RJ: Hold on OniLink... pushes the block with all of his mightAlmost there... rayjay pushes the block down That was hard....

OL: Is it really that heavy? OniLink easily pushes the block on to the switchWhat!?! This block is not heavy at all! How strong are you rayjay?

RJ: Strong enough...

OL: Man........ what a useless partner......

RJ: I am strong OniLink...... very strong....

OL: Yeah right.

RJ: The room is open. Lets go.

rayjay and OniLink enter the room to King Dodongo and jump down

RJ: I dont like long falls... I tell you OniLink...

ROOOOOOAAAAAAR!!!!!!

RJ: What was that?

OL: Just look behind you.

RJ: Thats King Dodongo!?!

OL: Yeah... aint it great? This guys no match for me.

King Dodongo rolls at OniLink and rayjay

RJ: Watch out OniLink!

OL: You cant outrun it! Lean against the wall! He wont be able to hit you!

rayjay and OniLink lean against the wall, and King Dodongo rolls past them

KD: ROAR!!!

RJ: See that big mouth?

OL: Yes.

RJ: Throw a bomb in there!

OL: heh heh takes out a bomb Die stupid Dodongo! throws bomb into King Dodongos mouth. The bomb explodes, and King Dodongo falls down

RJ: Nows your chance OniLink!

OniLink runs up to King Dodongo

RJ: Now slash it!

OL: Now die stupid dinosaur... OniLink thrusts his sword into King Dodongo and slashes away

KD: Roar! King Dodongo gets back up, and starts rolling again

OL: Evade rayjay! He is going for you!

RJ: Ha Ha! You expext me to fear you? You cant hit me! King Dodongo rolls past rayjay Now OniLink! Another bomb!

OL: Another bomb coming up..... heaves another bomb into King Dodondos mouth. The bomb explodes

OL: Run away rayjay.... the blast radius will be huge....

RJ: What are you doing?

OL: You will see. Now run!

rayjay runs away

OL: Now you will die... OniLink shoves all of his bombs into King Dodongos open wound and runs away

RJ: What did you do?

OL: Just run!

King Dodongo explodes into pieces. The messy remains of King Dodongo splater around the room, and on rayjay and OniLink

OL: Wow! What a blast!

RJ: I think im going to be sick.....

OL: Now to collect the prize. Lets get out of here rayjay.

RJ: Uh..... yeah ......lets go.

Chapter 12 The Wrath of Majoraswrath1

MW1 is in a dark part of thr castle. Using his evil magic, he has been looking at OniLink and rayjay ever since they had obtained the Kokiri Emerald

MW1: You are fools rayjay...... OniLink..... heh heh. Ah OniLink. He is so determined. He has no idea how much he is helping me. Why collect the 3 spirital stones if someone else can do it for me? Ah, how ironic. You try to stop me, and yet it is you who shall cause this dark time upon Hyrule.

MW1 walks to the Temple of Time

MW1: Soon this stupid door will open, and I will take the Triforce. OniLink does not have the strength or power to stop me. rayjay is a joke. How can anyone take him seriously? HA HA HA! THEY ARE ALL FOOLS TO TRY AND STOP ME!

MW1 walks back to the castle

MW1: I watch over you.... now collect those stones. Your carelessness will cost you dearly.... The history of Hyrule is about to be rewritten. By me! HA! HA! HA!

King: Oh, MW1! What is so funny?

MW1 scowls

The_miyamoto: Oh, it has to be something! Tell me oh please MW1!

MW1: .................. there was a mouse.

TM: A mouse?

MW1: Yes. I destroyed it.

TM: Oh my...

MW1: I smashed it good.

TM: Well I fail to see the humor...

MW1: Then leave.

TM: Uh.... oh alright.

The_miyamoto leaves

MW1: I cant believe he is king. An idiot like that. No matter... Soon I will enter the Sacred Realm... amd collect the Triforce...

The_miyamoto runs back in

TM: I have a jolly idea MW1! Lets play a game!

MW1: Uh... I despise your games. They are so stupid. Do I have to play?

TM: Why yes! You will have fun! Zelda! LandS! We are going to have a splendid time tonight!

MW1: What kind of king plays games?

TM: Why a good one of course!

MW1: Ugh...

TM: Now everyone out to the courtyard!

majoraswrath1, The_miyamoto, PrincessZelda1221 and LandSlivinlarge arive in the courtyard. A huge wooden box is in the center

TM: This is another one of my fabulous games.

LandS: How do you play?

TM: MW1 will demonstrate. I call it "The Cube". Get in the Cube MW1.

MW1: No.

TM: Get in the Cube, MW1.

MW1: Did you hear me old man?

PZ1221: This is what I have been trying to tell you father! MW1 is evil!

TM: Nonsence! MW1 is just kidding around!

MW1: No I am not.

TM: Who! Who! Who! What fun! LandS!

LandS: What?

TM: Push MW1 into the Cube!

MW1L Get off me...

LandS pushes MW1 into the Cube

MW1: Get me out of here...

TM: Now, the object of the game is to push the Cube down this steep hill.

MW1: What!?! I refuse! What a stupid game!

TM: Cube! Cube! Push the Cube! Who! Who! Who!

LandS: Alright king... pushes the Cube down the steep hill

PZ1221: Now this I like to see.

MW1: Hey! Whats going on!?! You shall all pay for disrespect! Agh!!!

TM: Oh! the games I make sure are fun!

MW1: Stupid miyamoto! I shall kill you!

PZ1221: Did you hear that? He said he was going to kill you!

TM: Who! Who! Who! What a kidder! Who! Who! Who!

LandS: I think you should take his threat seriously sire.

TM: Nonsence!

The Cube stops at the end of the hill. MW1 gets out

MW1: Once I get that Triforce... you will all be sorry......

PZ1221: What was that MW1?

MW1: This is the worst game since throw 64 rocks at MW1!

TM: Why, you have just named one of my favorites! Gather the rocks LandS!

LandS: With pleasure sire.

PZ1221: Get up here MW1! We are going to play throw 64 rocks at you!

MW1: Cant you play something else? This fuels my anger for all of you!

PZ1221: heh heh. Maybe you can stay here after all. Playing games with you is fun.

MW1: You will be sorry.... very sorry..... that you ever made a fool out of MW1!

TM: Oh good! We have the rocks now!

MW1: This is no way to treat someone... get those stones soon OniLink... for it will be your grave mistake.... MW1 gets hit by a rockArg...

TM: Oh my! What good aim I have!

MW1: Soon..... Revenge will be mine... Gets hit with another rock

TM: Who! Who! Who!

Chapter 13 The Magical Gift of the Great Fairy

OniLink and rayjay walk out of Dodongo's Cavern. Hisroyaldudeness is there to meet them as well as other Gorons.

HRD: Wow. You have done the impossible. You have defeated the Dodongos.

OL: It was nothing.

RJ: But he could not do it without me.

OL: heh heh. He is joking. I could have easily done it without him.

RJ: Yeah right OniLink.

HRD: Whatever. As long as the task is complete. You are now real men. I shall make you two my sworn brothers.

OL:What?

RJ: Relax OniLink. We dont have to do anything.

OL: Oh good.

HRD: I believe that this is what you were after... takes out the Goron Ruby

OL: Yes. That is what we need.

HRD:Fine then. An excelent reward for a job well done. hands OniLink the Goron Ruby Let me also tell you about the Great Fairy who lives on top of Death Mountain.

OL: Great Fairy?

RJ: Oh yeah! The one that grants you the power of magic!

HRD: You know of her?

RJ: Sort of..... Do you have a Hylian Sheild handy?

HRD: No.

RJ: Oh...

HRD: But I know someone who might. One of the Gorons might have one.

Hoot! Hoot!

OL: Hey, I think its that owl.

RJ: Aw man, not again.

Whitefinger:It looks like you could need my help now.

RJ: Your help? Never.

OL: Can you fly us up to the top of Death Mountain?

WF: Yes. Yes I could.

OL: Could you give us a lift then?

WF: Well I could, but I dont know about rayjay...

RJ: Aw come on! I am sorry for what i have said before!

WF: Really?

RJ: Well, not really.

WF: When will you ever learn rayjay?

RJ: ..............

WF: Grab onto my talons OniLink. And only OniLink.I dont want rayjay to see the Great Fairy. He does not deserve to.

RJ: You are forgeting something.

WF: What? I never forget anything.

RJ: The Ocarina is mine. How will you see the Great Fairy without Zelda'a Lulaby?

WF: You make a good point rayjay.... You may get on too.... but just this once.

HRD: Wait!

OniLink and rayjay turn around

HRD: You cant leave without a Big Goron Hug!

Hisroyaldudeness and the other Gorons advance on OniLink and rayjay

OL: AGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

RJ: Quickly Whitefinger! Get us out of here!

WF: heh heh. I see no rush.

rayjay jumps behind a rock, only to get hugged by a Goron there

RJ: ERCH!!! Get off of me!!!

Hisroyaldudeness hugs OniLink

OL: OUCH!!! You are worse than rayjay!!!

Behind a wall, Biggoron appears

Biggoron: My turn!

OL: Get us out of here Whitefinger! NOW!!!

WF: Alright. I see your point. heh heh

Whitefinger flies up to the top of Death Mountain

OL: Thanks Whitefinger.

RJ: Look at that OniLink! Bomb the wall! The Great Fairy is in there!

OL: That would work rayjay.... but I am all out of bombs.

RJ: What!?! Then we cant get in!

WF: Then we came up here for nothing?

RJ: Looks like that...

WF: I will have nothing to do with it. Just use something else.

RJ: We will never get in... its hopeless... looks around hey, where did OniLink go?

WF: He went inside.

RJ: What? But...

WF: Bomb Flower.

RJ: Oh... well that would make a lot of sence...

WF: Sometimes I worry about you rayjay...

rayjay walks inside The Great Fairy's Fountain

OL: Wow. Its so nice in here.

RJ: Now for that Great Fairy. Step aside OniLink. I shall summon her. plays Zelda's Luluby

GF: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

OL: What is that terrifying noice rayjay?

The Great Fairy rises up from the pool and looks down at OniLink and rayjay

GF: Well, I see that you have come. Now close your eyes OniLink. And I shall grant you the power of magic.

RJ: What about me?

GF: You are not strong enough to wield magic.

RJ: Not strong!?! I am plenty strong!

GF: Come back later and we will see.... gives OniLink the power of magic There. Now you have it.

OL: I dont feel any different.

GF: Ah, but you are. I have also given you a new sword attack. Use it in emergencies only.

OL: How do you use it?

GF: You will know someday.

RJ: You charge up your sword.

OL: how?

GF: It cant be explained. But you will figure it out someday.

OL: Okay...fine.

GF: When battle has made you weary, come back and see me.

OL: Okay. Now what rayjay?

RJ: Let me tell you about the Zoras...

Chapter 14 Zora's River

Rayjay and OniLink are in Kakariko Village

OL: So, the Zoras are a fish people?

RJ: That is right.

OL: So we need to get there. Show me the way. Only one more spirutual stone to go... where is it?

RJ: To the east of here. We should be able to make it by tomorrow.

OL: Good. Now lets get out of here. The faster we get that stone, the faster MW1's hopes of getting the Triforce are stopped.

RJ: We must get there as fast as possible.

OL: Yeah.

RJ: To the Rayjay Mobile!

OL: What?

Rayjay turns red

RJ: Uh.... never mind...

Rayjay and OniLink exit Kakariko Village

RJ: We are close to Zora's River.

OL: Tell me more about the Zoras.

RJ: They are funny fish people.

OL: That explains a lot...

RJ: Yeah! It sure does!

Rayjay and OniLink enter Zora's River

RJ: This is Zora's River. Zora's Domain is at the end of here.

OniLink is getting a drink from the river's sparkaling water

OL: Ah... how refreshing... The Zora's sure know how to live.

RJ: Yeah... whatever...

OL: Hey, who is that guy?

PokemonOfTheDayGuy:chomp chomp chomp How about some magic beans? They are not really selling well.

OL: Magic beans eh?

RJ: Ripoff!

OL: Huh?

RJ: We don't need your stinking beans

POTDG: Well, I'm just trying to make a living...

RJ: Stop hawking your cheesy wares Pokemon Of The Day Guy.

POTDG: Will you buy at least one?

OL: It does not sound like a bad idea...

RJ: Run OniLink! He is convincing you! Run away now! grabs OniLink Now lets get out of here! Runs with OniLink

POTDG: Hey! Come back! Don't you think I'll forget this! I'll have my revenge! COME BACK!

RJ: Never!

POTDG: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

OL: This is scary Rayjay.... what is going on?

RJ: He is trying to sell us beans.

OL: So?

RJ: I don't know. Now run!

Meanwhile, at Hyrule Castle

PZ1221: Did I hear something?

POTDG: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

PZ1221: I guess I did...

TM: That Pokemon of the Day guy sure is something eh? MW1! Come over here!

MW1: What?

TM: Buy me every bean in Hyrule!

MW1: What!?! No! That is impossible! I refuse!

TM: Guards! Escort MW1 out of here! Who! Who! Who!

MW1: You shall pay for this! Just wait! JUST YOU WAIT!!!

Back at Zora's River...

OL: The river stops here Rayjay.

RJ: Or so you think... There is a way through that waterfall.

Rayjay takes out his ocarina and plays Zelda's Lullaby. A secret passage opens up

OL: Good. We are almost there.

Chapter 15 IGN Headquarters

Matt: Whats this?

Fran: Whats what?

Matt: This. Someone is using out server for something...

Fran: What? Thats impossible...

Matt: It looks like whoever did it must have been the smartest person in the world...

Fran: Or is could be an inside job.

Matt: Oh yeah. Hey Craig! Get over here! Do you have an explanation for this?

Craig: For what?

Matt: For this. Our server is being used for something else. It is making our site go slow.

Craig: So what do you care? You have blazing fast internet technology!

Matt: Yeah. But still. I am going to disconnect this thing. Who knows what it is hooked up too...

Matt unhooks Rayjay's connection

Fran: Why did you do that?

Matt: Who cares? Its not like I am killing someone or anything.

Back at Rayjay's house, his N64 blows up. Back at Hyrule, OniLink and Rayjay enter Zora's Domain. Upon entering, Rayjay falls down unconsious