
PZ1221: Huh? Who is there?
RJ: The great rayjay and OniLink are here to see you.
OL: Or at least that is what he tells me.
PZ1221: Well he is right. I knew that someone like you would come someday. I feel a dark time coming...
RJ: And that is Ganondorf.
PZ1221: Yes. That is right. Look though that window and see him.
rayjay and OniLink look though the window and see Ganondorf
MW1: mumbling to himself Soon I will take everything...
RJ: Thats him all right.
PZ1221: He is looking for the Triforce. You must not let him get it.
RJ: Leave it to OniLink here. He is the big hero.
OL: Yeah.
PZ1221: I see you have the Kokiri Emerald. With the Gorons Ruby and Zoras Sapphire, you can stop MW1 from geting into the door of time and stealing the Triforce. takes out a card,and writes something on it Take my letter, and you should be able to get to Goron City on Death Mountain. Impa will take you out. Goodbye for now.
LandS: Come with me. I will escort you.
The three walk out to Hyrule Feild
LandS: The path to Goron City is in Kakariko Village. But before you go, take out your ocarina and I will teach you a very important song.
rayjay takes out ocarina
LandS: It is your ocarina?
RJ: Yes. OniLink did not want it.
LandS: Then I will teach you the song instead. Listen to Zelda's Lullaby.
rayjay and LandS play Zeldas Lullaby as OniLink waits ready to go
RJ: Ah, what a sweet melody.
LandS: It sure is. Now go. Continue on your quest.
RJ: Will do. Lets go OniLink.
OL: Well its about time rayjay. Onward to Kakariko Village.
RJ: No wait, we need to visit trunksgirlfriend first.
OL: What!?! No! I will not go!
RJ: So what if she knows you name? She wont tell anyone.
OL: I bet she has already told everyone.
RJ: Well you have no choice. Lets go to the Lost Woods.
OL: The Lost Woods? Go on your own thing rayjay. I will do what Zelda wants.
RJ: But you need a song...
OL: sigh You are right about these things... I guess I have no choice but to go with you.
RJ: Right.
OL: Hey rayjay, do you think that Zelda likes me? Or would she ever like me?
RJ: Most definatly not.
OL: Arg... Thats not the answer I expected...
RJ: But who knows? Now lets go.
RJ: Well,here we are back at Kokiri Forest.
OL: I know where we are rayjay.
RJ: Well, im just telling you.
OL: Shut up rayjay. I know about the importance of this quest. I have been having nightmares...
RJ: And I dont care.
they enter the Lost Woods
OL: Now, the Lost Woods will send you right back out if you dont know the way.
RJ: I know the way.
OL: Well so do I. I was at the Sacred Forest Meadow the other day cursing at the name I have when who should appear?trunksgirlfriend... she knows her way around the Lost Woods so well...
rayjay and OniLink walk back out to Kokiri Forest
OL: Damn. I have an idea of where to go but I am not as good as trunksgirlfriend.
rayjay and OniLink walk back in
RJ: Turn right.
OL: Yeah I know.
RJ: So your name cant be all that bad...
OL: It is.
RJ: Well it looks like I will never know then huh?
OL: Thats right.
rayjay and OniLink walk back out to Kokiri Forest
OL: You know, getting to the Sacred Forest Meadow never took me this long before...
RJ: Well, must be a bad day.
rayjay and OniLink walk back in
OL: It seems that everyday with you is a bad day.
RJ: Well its only been a day and a half.
OL: But is this my destiny?
RJ: Yes. I know of all your adventures. You will have another soon.
OL: Another?
RJ: You will find out sooner or later.
OL: If you know everything then how come you dont know my name?
RJ: Uh...well...um...
rayjay and OniLink enter the Sacred Forest Meadow. A Wolfos apears and OniLink wastes no time in killing it
RJ: Wow man. How did you kill it so fast?
OL: Who cares? I am the hero right?
RJ: Yeah whatever. Now watch out for Deku Scrubs.
OL: Ha! I can un past those guys!
OniLink runs ahead.rayjay chases after him. Soon, they arive at the entrance to the Forest Temple and trunksgirlfriend is waiting for them
TGF: Hello OniLink.
OL: Hello trunksgirlfriend. Say my real name and die.
RJ: Sounds like a good price.
OL: Shut up rayjay. Now why are we here again?
RJ: A song.
TGF: You mean my song? If you play it, you can talk to me anytime.
OL: Who would want to talk to you?
RJ: Just teach us the song.
TGF: Fine. Take out your ocarina, and I will teach you.
trunksgirlfriend teaches rayjay the TGF Song
RJ: Now we can go to Death Mountain.
OL: Fine then. Lets go.
TGF: Now remember, everytime you want to talk to me just play that song!
RJ: Im sure I will......
TGF: Good!
RJ: ......not.
OL: Its getting dark rayjay. And I need food. Know any good places?
RJ: Lets stop by at Lon Lon Ranch. It is not too far from here.
OL: Ah, a good rest is what I need. Lets go.
rayjay and OniLink head off to Lon Lon Ranch
RJ: Lets go ask the owner for a good place to sleep.
OL: Headys said that we could sleep here remember?
RJ: Yeah, lets go find her.
rayjay and OniLink head out to the corral
RJ: Hey you!
Headys: Me?
RJ: Yeah you. Mind helping two freeloaders find a place to sleep tonight?
H: Uh... well my dad can I guess...
RJ: Good. Where is he?
H: He should be in the house.
OL: Is he the one I waked up?
H: Yeah, I think so. He said someone like you waked him up.
RJ: Hey, about that song you were singing...
H: Do you like it? I call it Eponas Song. Everytime I sing it, I can call her from anywhere.
RJ: I have an ocarina. Would you teach me the song?
H: No.
RJ: What? Why not?
H: Because she seems to hate you. She ran away as soon as you two came.
OL: About that food...
RJ: Bah. She likes me. Come here stupid horse!
OL: And that place to sleep...
RJ: Well how do you know she hates me?
OL: Lets go rayjay.
H: You seem to take a liking for her... maybe I will teach you the song...
RJ: Good idea. You wont regret it.
H: Very well then. I will teach you the story.
headys teaches rayjay Eponas Song
OL: Another song? Lets go rayjay.
H: She seems to like you rayjay, come back when she has grown so you can ride her.
OL: Sounds good. Now lets go inside the house now rayjay.
rayjay and OniLink enter the barn
OL: This is not the house rayjay.
RJ: Uhhh... I meant to come in here.
OL: I doesn't even look like a house rayjay.
RJ: Well, it sort of does.
OL: No is dosent.
Ingo: Will you two shut up?
RJ: Look! Mama Mia! Its Luigi!
SD64: Luigi? I am silver_dragon_64.
OL: What are you doing in here?
SD64: Working unfortunatly. That lazy MM2K never does any work. One day, I will run this ranch the was it was meant to be run.
RJ: Hows that?
SD64: My way.
OL: The ranch looks pretty good to me.
SD64: Shows how much you know. The ranch is run in an awful condition. I hate that lazy MM2K.
RJ: uh... we have to go now.
rayjay and OniLink exit the barn, and enter the house
MM2K: Hey you 2, what do you want?C ome to play my super cucco game?
RJ: No, were here to sleep. Headys said it was okay.
MM2K: What? Impossible.
OL: Well that is what she said.
MM2K: Well that is out of the question. There is no where you can sleep anyway.
RJ: There is got to be somewhere.
MM2K: You may be right...
silver_dragon_64 walks in
MM2K: Thats it! You can have silver_dragon_64's room!
SD64: Huh?
OL: Thanks man.
SD64: What?
MM2K: You sleep in the barn tonight silver.
SD64: What!?! No!
MM2K: If you dont go, then you wont play my Super Cucco game tomorrow.
SD64: I dont care for youre stupid game!
silver_dragon_64 walks out angrily
RJ: Well, lets go to sleep now.
OL: Uh, yeah.
RJ: Oh and MM2K, could you do me a favor?
MM2K: Whats that?
RJ: Could you say, "Its a me! Mario!"for me?
OniLink puts his hand over hos face embarrassed, while MM2K gets extremly confused
OL: So, where is the path to Death Mountain?
RJ: Just past a village named Kakariko.
OL: Sounds good. Where is this village?
RJ: Just ahead.
rayjay and OniLink enter Kakariko Village
OL: What a nice place...
RJ: Thats right.
OL: Now on to Death Mountain. We have to help Zelda.
RJ: Lets stay and rest for a while.
OL: What? Slacker rayjay.
RJ: Slacker rayjay? You are more of a slacker OniLink.
OL: Me!?! How about when I fought that gigantic monster? Who killed it?
RJ: You did. But I was telling you what to do.
OL: Slacker rayjay.
RJ: Thats it. rayjay runs into the first house he sees
OL: Hey! You just cant run into peoples houses!
walks up to the house and knocks on the door
Hello? Anyone in there? I saw a crazy person run in there. Are you alright?
rayjay walks out of the house dissapointed
OL: Whats wrong rayjay?
RJ: The food wasn't ready yet.
OL: Food?
RJ: And it never will be!
OL: What food?
RJ: The food that she is cooking. It smells nice, and you would think that it would be ready by now...
OL: Are you sure youre suposed to be my partner?
RJ: Yes.
OL: Damn.Now lets go to Death Mountain.
Upon ariving at the gate to Death Mountain, a guard stops them
icecoolblue: You cant pass.
RJ: Why not?
ICB: Because you cant.
OL: The letter rayjay...
RJ: Why cant I? I have a right to pass!
ICB: No you dont.
RJ: Yes I do!
OL: The letter rayjay...
ICB: Maybe if you get me a certain mask... Perhaps I will let you pass.
RJ: What might this mask look like?
OL: Just show him princessZelda1221s letter rayjay!
RJ: Huh?
ICB: What letter?
OniLink gives icecoolblue PrincessZelda1221s letter
ICB: Oh, this is... This is surely PrincessZelda1221s handwriting! Well lets see... Hmmm... OK...
RJ: Yeah! rayjay solves another puzling brainteaser!
OL: You did not solve it rayjay. I did. And Zelda told us what to do.
RJ: You sure about that?
OL: Yes.
RJ: Well im not. rayjay solves another puzling brainteaser!
OL: Im going to die young because of you rayjay...
RJ: Uh...yeah.
A Red Tektite hops down the mountain trail after OniLink. OniLink draws his sword
RJ: That is a Tektite, OniLink.2 slashes and it should be dead.
OL: What rayjay?
RJ: I said, 2 slashes and it should be dead.
OL: Oh. Well that is not important.
RJ: What?
OL: I already killed it whilr you were talking. Dosent take much to find out how to kill one of these guys.
RJ: Oh. Well next time, listed to what I have to say.
OL: No. You are anoying.
RJ: I find that hard to beleve. If you wou...
OniLink kills 2 more Tektites
RJ: Will you listen to me?
OL: No.
RJ: You are not even the real OniLink. Where is your mask?
OL: Mask? I hate masks.
RJ: Well, one day you will know how it feels to have incredeble power.
OL: I already have incredible power. Ya! swings sword aroundHa Ha! I am invincible! Goron pops up behind OniLinkAggghhh!!! What is that!?! realizes that the Goron is not a threat
RJ: Heh heh
OL: Shut up rayjay...
RJ: Heh heh
OL: Arg... Who are you?
BigDaddyDonkey: I am one of the Gorons, the stone eating people who live on Death Mountain.
OL: You eat rocks?
BDD: Yep. We mostly enjoy the top sirloin rocks, but that boulder is blocking the way, and we cant get any.
OL: Well rocks are a better diet than some other things I can imagine.
BDD: We Gorons also enjoy rolling, dancing and music. You could say that Gorons invented Rock and Roll.
OL: Do all Gorons make jokes as bad you do?
BDD: Yes.
OL: Aw crap.
RJ: Well thats that. Lets go to Goron City.
OL: You people have a city?
BDD: Yep. Just head up the path until you find it.
RJ: Lets go.
OL: Sure. Why not.
rayjay and OniLink travel up the path
OL: I never thought you could eat rocks...
RJ: Gorons are weird.
OL: Yep they sure are.
A huge boulder rolls down the path
RJ: Get out of the way!
OL: Agh!!! boulder smashes into OniLink
RJ: Whew. It missed me. And that is all that matters.
OL: Shut up rayjay.
RJ: Hey! We have arived!
OL: Goron City?
RJ: Yep. Lets go inside. Find some more Gorons.
OL: What about that stone we have to collect?
RJ: Someone in here will tell us how to get it.
OL: Good. I looked at that evil man. I dont like him.
rayjay and OniLink enter Goron City
OL: Bit small... can it be classified as a city?
RJ: Its bigger than it looks. Race ya to the bottom!
runs ahead
OL: No way rayjay... runs ahead of rayjay
RJ: Hey! You cant run so fast! Its cheating!
rayjay and OniLink arive at the bottom floor
RJ: Now we have to see Darunia, leader of the Gorons.
OL: Where is he?
RJ: Behind this door. I shall open it.
OL: You open that door? No way.
RJ: You sure about that?
OL: Yes.
rayjay plays Zeldas Lullaby, and the door opens
OL: What?
RJ: This song has many effects.
OL: Then I should have the ocarina.
RJ: No. It is mine.
OL: Aw, who cares anymore...
They enter Darunias room
OL: Are you the leader of the Gorons?
Hisroyaldudeness: Yes. I am Hisroyaldudeness and all is not well. Did you see a cavern with a boulder blocking the entrance?
OL: Yes.
HRD: Our source of food is in there. But it is now guarded by King Dodongo. Now please go away. I have to think of something or else my people will starve...
OL: We will help you.
HRD: No.... you cant defeat the Dodongos...
OL: But...
RJ: Alow me, OniLink. brings out ocarinaNow watch this. Plays TrunksGirlFriend Song HRD: Huh? Woah!
Hisroyaldudeness dances around like a maniac
HRD: YEAH! FEEL THE RYTHEM! DANCE TO THAT BEAT! YAHOO!!!
OL: What is he doing?
HRD: Come on! Dance with me! YEEEEAH!
OL: I think I will pass...
Hisroyaldudeness stops dancing
HRD: Yeah! Hey, you had a good sugestion there. Why dont you go destroy the monsters inside of Dodongos Cavern and prove you're a real man?
OL: I am a real man.
HRD: Oh yeah? Every real man need one of these! Gives OniLink the Gorons BraceletIt will alow you to pick up and throw the heavy bomb flowers.
OL: Bomb Flowers?
RJ: A type of bomb.
OL: I know that... but how do they look like?
RJ: I will show you. Now lets go defeat some Dodongos!
OL: Yeah!
HRD: Good luck you two!
rayjay and OniLink arive at a spot with a Bomb Flower right above the sealed entrance to Dodongos Cavern
RJ: Now lift that Bomb Flower and throw it at that rock below!
OL: Sure. OniLink throws the Bomb Flower at the rock.The rock explodes
OL: Yeah... Now lets go inside.
rayjay and OniLink enter Dodongos Cavern