Chapter 6 Enter Zelda

RJ: Zelda?

PZ1221: Huh? Who is there?

RJ: The great rayjay and OniLink are here to see you.

OL: Or at least that is what he tells me.

PZ1221: Well he is right. I knew that someone like you would come someday. I feel a dark time coming...

RJ: And that is Ganondorf.

PZ1221: Yes. That is right. Look though that window and see him.

rayjay and OniLink look though the window and see Ganondorf

MW1: mumbling to himself Soon I will take everything...

RJ: Thats him all right.

PZ1221: He is looking for the Triforce. You must not let him get it.

RJ: Leave it to OniLink here. He is the big hero.

OL: Yeah.

PZ1221: I see you have the Kokiri Emerald. With the Gorons Ruby and Zoras Sapphire, you can stop MW1 from geting into the door of time and stealing the Triforce. takes out a card,and writes something on it Take my letter, and you should be able to get to Goron City on Death Mountain. Impa will take you out. Goodbye for now.

LandS: Come with me. I will escort you.

The three walk out to Hyrule Feild

LandS: The path to Goron City is in Kakariko Village. But before you go, take out your ocarina and I will teach you a very important song.

rayjay takes out ocarina

LandS: It is your ocarina?

RJ: Yes. OniLink did not want it.

LandS: Then I will teach you the song instead. Listen to Zelda's Lullaby.

rayjay and LandS play Zeldas Lullaby as OniLink waits ready to go

RJ: Ah, what a sweet melody.

LandS: It sure is. Now go. Continue on your quest.

RJ: Will do. Lets go OniLink.

OL: Well its about time rayjay. Onward to Kakariko Village.

RJ: No wait, we need to visit trunksgirlfriend first.

OL: What!?! No! I will not go!

RJ: So what if she knows you name? She wont tell anyone.

OL: I bet she has already told everyone.

RJ: Well you have no choice. Lets go to the Lost Woods.

OL: The Lost Woods? Go on your own thing rayjay. I will do what Zelda wants.

RJ: But you need a song...

OL: sigh You are right about these things... I guess I have no choice but to go with you.

RJ: Right.

OL: Hey rayjay, do you think that Zelda likes me? Or would she ever like me?

RJ: Most definatly not.

OL: Arg... Thats not the answer I expected...

RJ: But who knows? Now lets go.

Chapter 7 The Lost Woods

while walking to the Lost Woods

RJ: Well,here we are back at Kokiri Forest.

OL: I know where we are rayjay.

RJ: Well, im just telling you.

OL: Shut up rayjay. I know about the importance of this quest. I have been having nightmares...

RJ: And I dont care.

they enter the Lost Woods

OL: Now, the Lost Woods will send you right back out if you dont know the way.

RJ: I know the way.

OL: Well so do I. I was at the Sacred Forest Meadow the other day cursing at the name I have when who should appear?trunksgirlfriend... she knows her way around the Lost Woods so well...

rayjay and OniLink walk back out to Kokiri Forest

OL: Damn. I have an idea of where to go but I am not as good as trunksgirlfriend.

rayjay and OniLink walk back in

RJ: Turn right.

OL: Yeah I know.

RJ: So your name cant be all that bad...

OL: It is.

RJ: Well it looks like I will never know then huh?

OL: Thats right.

rayjay and OniLink walk back out to Kokiri Forest

OL: You know, getting to the Sacred Forest Meadow never took me this long before...

RJ: Well, must be a bad day.

rayjay and OniLink walk back in

OL: It seems that everyday with you is a bad day.

RJ: Well its only been a day and a half.

OL: But is this my destiny?

RJ: Yes. I know of all your adventures. You will have another soon.

OL: Another?

RJ: You will find out sooner or later.

OL: If you know everything then how come you dont know my name?

RJ: Uh...well...um...

rayjay and OniLink enter the Sacred Forest Meadow. A Wolfos apears and OniLink wastes no time in killing it

RJ: Wow man. How did you kill it so fast?

OL: Who cares? I am the hero right?

RJ: Yeah whatever. Now watch out for Deku Scrubs.

OL: Ha! I can un past those guys!

OniLink runs ahead.rayjay chases after him. Soon, they arive at the entrance to the Forest Temple and trunksgirlfriend is waiting for them

TGF: Hello OniLink.

OL: Hello trunksgirlfriend. Say my real name and die.

RJ: Sounds like a good price.

OL: Shut up rayjay. Now why are we here again?

RJ: A song.

TGF: You mean my song? If you play it, you can talk to me anytime.

OL: Who would want to talk to you?

RJ: Just teach us the song.

TGF: Fine. Take out your ocarina, and I will teach you.

trunksgirlfriend teaches rayjay the TGF Song

RJ: Now we can go to Death Mountain.

OL: Fine then. Lets go.

TGF: Now remember, everytime you want to talk to me just play that song!

RJ: Im sure I will......

TGF: Good!

RJ: ......not.

OL: Its getting dark rayjay. And I need food. Know any good places?

RJ: Lets stop by at Lon Lon Ranch. It is not too far from here.

OL: Ah, a good rest is what I need. Lets go.

rayjay and OniLink head off to Lon Lon Ranch

Chapter 8 Lon Lon Ranch

rayjay and OniLink arive at Lon Lon Ranch just before dark

RJ: Lets go ask the owner for a good place to sleep.

OL: Headys said that we could sleep here remember?

RJ: Yeah, lets go find her.

rayjay and OniLink head out to the corral

RJ: Hey you!

Headys: Me?

RJ: Yeah you. Mind helping two freeloaders find a place to sleep tonight?

H: Uh... well my dad can I guess...

RJ: Good. Where is he?

H: He should be in the house.

OL: Is he the one I waked up?

H: Yeah, I think so. He said someone like you waked him up.

RJ: Hey, about that song you were singing...

H: Do you like it? I call it Eponas Song. Everytime I sing it, I can call her from anywhere.

RJ: I have an ocarina. Would you teach me the song?

H: No.

RJ: What? Why not?

H: Because she seems to hate you. She ran away as soon as you two came.

OL: About that food...

RJ: Bah. She likes me. Come here stupid horse!

OL: And that place to sleep...

RJ: Well how do you know she hates me?

OL: Lets go rayjay.

H: You seem to take a liking for her... maybe I will teach you the song...

RJ: Good idea. You wont regret it.

H: Very well then. I will teach you the story.

headys teaches rayjay Eponas Song

OL: Another song? Lets go rayjay.

H: She seems to like you rayjay, come back when she has grown so you can ride her.

OL: Sounds good. Now lets go inside the house now rayjay.

rayjay and OniLink enter the barn

OL: This is not the house rayjay.

RJ: Uhhh... I meant to come in here.

OL: I doesn't even look like a house rayjay.

RJ: Well, it sort of does.

OL: No is dosent.

Ingo: Will you two shut up?

RJ: Look! Mama Mia! Its Luigi!

SD64: Luigi? I am silver_dragon_64.

OL: What are you doing in here?

SD64: Working unfortunatly. That lazy MM2K never does any work. One day, I will run this ranch the was it was meant to be run.

RJ: Hows that?

SD64: My way.

OL: The ranch looks pretty good to me.

SD64: Shows how much you know. The ranch is run in an awful condition. I hate that lazy MM2K.

RJ: uh... we have to go now.

rayjay and OniLink exit the barn, and enter the house

MM2K: Hey you 2, what do you want?C ome to play my super cucco game?

RJ: No, were here to sleep. Headys said it was okay.

MM2K: What? Impossible.

OL: Well that is what she said.

MM2K: Well that is out of the question. There is no where you can sleep anyway.

RJ: There is got to be somewhere.

MM2K: You may be right...

silver_dragon_64 walks in

MM2K: Thats it! You can have silver_dragon_64's room!

SD64: Huh?

OL: Thanks man.

SD64: What?

MM2K: You sleep in the barn tonight silver.

SD64: What!?! No!

MM2K: If you dont go, then you wont play my Super Cucco game tomorrow.

SD64: I dont care for youre stupid game!

silver_dragon_64 walks out angrily

RJ: Well, lets go to sleep now.

OL: Uh, yeah.

RJ: Oh and MM2K, could you do me a favor?

MM2K: Whats that?

RJ: Could you say, "Its a me! Mario!"for me?

OniLink puts his hand over hos face embarrassed, while MM2K gets extremly confused

Chapter 9 The Path To Death Mountain

After a good rest at Lon Lon Ranch, rayjay and OniLink are finnaly traveling up to Death Mountain

OL: So, where is the path to Death Mountain?

RJ: Just past a village named Kakariko.

OL: Sounds good. Where is this village?

RJ: Just ahead.

rayjay and OniLink enter Kakariko Village

OL: What a nice place...

RJ: Thats right.

OL: Now on to Death Mountain. We have to help Zelda.

RJ: Lets stay and rest for a while.

OL: What? Slacker rayjay.

RJ: Slacker rayjay? You are more of a slacker OniLink.

OL: Me!?! How about when I fought that gigantic monster? Who killed it?

RJ: You did. But I was telling you what to do.

OL: Slacker rayjay.

RJ: Thats it. rayjay runs into the first house he sees

OL: Hey! You just cant run into peoples houses!
walks up to the house and knocks on the door
Hello? Anyone in there? I saw a crazy person run in there. Are you alright?

rayjay walks out of the house dissapointed

OL: Whats wrong rayjay?

RJ: The food wasn't ready yet.

OL: Food?

RJ: And it never will be!

OL: What food?

RJ: The food that she is cooking. It smells nice, and you would think that it would be ready by now...

OL: Are you sure youre suposed to be my partner?

RJ: Yes.

OL: Damn.Now lets go to Death Mountain.

Upon ariving at the gate to Death Mountain, a guard stops them

icecoolblue: You cant pass.

RJ: Why not?

ICB: Because you cant.

OL: The letter rayjay...

RJ: Why cant I? I have a right to pass!

ICB: No you dont.

RJ: Yes I do!

OL: The letter rayjay...

ICB: Maybe if you get me a certain mask... Perhaps I will let you pass.

RJ: What might this mask look like?

OL: Just show him princessZelda1221s letter rayjay!

RJ: Huh?

ICB: What letter?

OniLink gives icecoolblue PrincessZelda1221s letter

ICB: Oh, this is... This is surely PrincessZelda1221s handwriting! Well lets see... Hmmm... OK...

RJ: Yeah! rayjay solves another puzling brainteaser!

OL: You did not solve it rayjay. I did. And Zelda told us what to do.

RJ: You sure about that?

OL: Yes.

RJ: Well im not. rayjay solves another puzling brainteaser!

OL: Im going to die young because of you rayjay...

Chapter 10 Death Mountain

OL: Finnaly, some more adventure. Thrilling huh rayjay?

RJ: Uh...yeah.

A Red Tektite hops down the mountain trail after OniLink. OniLink draws his sword

RJ: That is a Tektite, OniLink.2 slashes and it should be dead.

OL: What rayjay?

RJ: I said, 2 slashes and it should be dead.

OL: Oh. Well that is not important.

RJ: What?

OL: I already killed it whilr you were talking. Dosent take much to find out how to kill one of these guys.

RJ: Oh. Well next time, listed to what I have to say.

OL: No. You are anoying.

RJ: I find that hard to beleve. If you wou...

OniLink kills 2 more Tektites

RJ: Will you listen to me?

OL: No.

RJ: You are not even the real OniLink. Where is your mask?

OL: Mask? I hate masks.

RJ: Well, one day you will know how it feels to have incredeble power.

OL: I already have incredible power. Ya! swings sword aroundHa Ha! I am invincible! Goron pops up behind OniLinkAggghhh!!! What is that!?! realizes that the Goron is not a threat

RJ: Heh heh

OL: Shut up rayjay...

RJ: Heh heh

OL: Arg... Who are you?

BigDaddyDonkey: I am one of the Gorons, the stone eating people who live on Death Mountain.

OL: You eat rocks?

BDD: Yep. We mostly enjoy the top sirloin rocks, but that boulder is blocking the way, and we cant get any.

OL: Well rocks are a better diet than some other things I can imagine.

BDD: We Gorons also enjoy rolling, dancing and music. You could say that Gorons invented Rock and Roll.

OL: Do all Gorons make jokes as bad you do?

BDD: Yes.

OL: Aw crap.

RJ: Well thats that. Lets go to Goron City.

OL: You people have a city?

BDD: Yep. Just head up the path until you find it.

RJ: Lets go.

OL: Sure. Why not.

rayjay and OniLink travel up the path

OL: I never thought you could eat rocks...

RJ: Gorons are weird.

OL: Yep they sure are.

A huge boulder rolls down the path

RJ: Get out of the way!

OL: Agh!!! boulder smashes into OniLink

RJ: Whew. It missed me. And that is all that matters.

OL: Shut up rayjay.

RJ: Hey! We have arived!

OL: Goron City?

RJ: Yep. Lets go inside. Find some more Gorons.

OL: What about that stone we have to collect?

RJ: Someone in here will tell us how to get it.

OL: Good. I looked at that evil man. I dont like him.

rayjay and OniLink enter Goron City

OL: Bit small... can it be classified as a city?

RJ: Its bigger than it looks. Race ya to the bottom!

runs ahead

OL: No way rayjay... runs ahead of rayjay

RJ: Hey! You cant run so fast! Its cheating!

rayjay and OniLink arive at the bottom floor

RJ: Now we have to see Darunia, leader of the Gorons.

OL: Where is he?

RJ: Behind this door. I shall open it.

OL: You open that door? No way.

RJ: You sure about that?

OL: Yes.

rayjay plays Zeldas Lullaby, and the door opens

OL: What?

RJ: This song has many effects.

OL: Then I should have the ocarina.

RJ: No. It is mine.

OL: Aw, who cares anymore...

They enter Darunias room

OL: Are you the leader of the Gorons?

Hisroyaldudeness: Yes. I am Hisroyaldudeness and all is not well. Did you see a cavern with a boulder blocking the entrance?

OL: Yes.

HRD: Our source of food is in there. But it is now guarded by King Dodongo. Now please go away. I have to think of something or else my people will starve...

OL: We will help you.

HRD: No.... you cant defeat the Dodongos...

OL: But...

RJ: Alow me, OniLink. brings out ocarinaNow watch this. Plays TrunksGirlFriend Song HRD: Huh? Woah!

Hisroyaldudeness dances around like a maniac

HRD: YEAH! FEEL THE RYTHEM! DANCE TO THAT BEAT! YAHOO!!!

OL: What is he doing?

HRD: Come on! Dance with me! YEEEEAH!

OL: I think I will pass...

Hisroyaldudeness stops dancing

HRD: Yeah! Hey, you had a good sugestion there. Why dont you go destroy the monsters inside of Dodongos Cavern and prove you're a real man?

OL: I am a real man.

HRD: Oh yeah? Every real man need one of these! Gives OniLink the Gorons BraceletIt will alow you to pick up and throw the heavy bomb flowers.

OL: Bomb Flowers?

RJ: A type of bomb.

OL: I know that... but how do they look like?

RJ: I will show you. Now lets go defeat some Dodongos!

OL: Yeah!

HRD: Good luck you two!

rayjay and OniLink arive at a spot with a Bomb Flower right above the sealed entrance to Dodongos Cavern

RJ: Now lift that Bomb Flower and throw it at that rock below!

OL: Sure. OniLink throws the Bomb Flower at the rock.The rock explodes

OL: Yeah... Now lets go inside.

rayjay and OniLink enter Dodongos Cavern