
rayjay has spent all week trying to use the power of fruit to sumerge himself into the world of Ocarina of Time
rayjay: Now will it work? presses a button on a modified N64 controll pad and the tv blows up
rayjay: Well thats the fifth time thats happened. I need another tv. But there are no more! Damn! How many times I have wanted to travel into the world of OOT for myself. It looks like it will never happen now. Unless... Maybe this computer moniter will do.
After a long hard night, rayjay uses the power of the fruit to connect everything together
rayjay: Now for a server powerfull enough to handle this. How about IGN's server? They will never notice. Now to press that button... presses button
rayjay: Well,it seems that nothing has happened this time either... hey where am I? This is not my home. Hey, this is Link's house! Exept, for a few changes. I hope IGN's server dident do anything wrong.
Navi flies in
Navi: Hey you! What are you doing here?
rayjay: I am here to tell you something.
Navi: What is that?
rayjay: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! WATCH OUT!
Navi: Huh?
rayjay traps Navi in a jar, then puts her under Links bed
rayjay: Now to screw with the game a bit. Hey Link. WAKE UP!
OniLink23: Huh...who are you? Why did you have to yell so loud?
rayjay: Wake up lazy. Are you the only hope for Hyrule? No wait,thats not how it goes...
OniLink23: What are you talking about?
rayjay: The Great Deku Tree wants you.
OniLink23: He does!?!Then what am I waiting for? I better get going!
rayjay: Hold on. I will be your guide.
OniLink23: Guide? I am only going to the Deku tree.
rayjay: That is what you think. Now I will tell you where to get your sword and sheild.
OniLink23: For what?
rayjay: You will see. Now lets go outside.
OniLink23: Uh...okay.
rayjay: You remind me of someone, but I cant quite recall who...
As they go outside, x0trunksgirlfreind0x greets them
TRG: Hi OniLink23!
OniLink23: Hey! I thought you were banned! Go away! No one tells anyone my real name!
rayjay: Thats where I remember you from. But OniLink is not in OOT...
OniLink23: Go away!
rayjay: Real name? Whats this I hear?
OniLink23: Err...nothing. Get out of my way x0trunksgirlfreind0x. I hate you.
rayjay: You need 40 ruppes for the sheild. I have 50 with me. Well acually I have a 5 dollar bill. They will take that right?
OniLink23: A what dollar bill?
rayjay: Just go get the sword. And dont yell at x0trunksgirlfreind0x or she might not give you the fairy ocarina.
OniLink23: I am confused. So confused. Tell me what I need to do again.
rayjay: Okay Niick. Lets go.
OniLink23: My name is not Niick. It it OniLink23.
rayjay: Okay then Nunio.
OniLink23: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
rayjay: This is fun. Lets go already Nygulll.
OniLink23: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I hate my real name!So dont you dare say it!
rayjay: Well geeze, sorry. Now lets go get that sword Nyleylelle.
OniLink23: Ahhhhh!!!! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP I SAY!
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OL23: This map that rayjay gave really stinks.. It tells you to go this way but it is just a dead end... Where is that sword? OniLink23 heards the sound of something rolling What is that sound? Turns around to see a giant boulder rolling tworard him Agggggghhhhhh!!!! Boulder smashes OniLink23 at full speedOw!Stupid rayjay... this map that he drew is totally inacurate! Where is that sword!?! I have to navigate this stupid maze by myself. hears rolling soundThere is that boulder. But where is it? Maybe the sword is across over there... runs over to other side The sword is not here... rayjay said it would be in a chest. boulder appears behind OniLink23WOAH! runs away as fast as he can to avoid the giant rock There is the chest! Come on... open up... Before the boulder reaches me... Come on! open! Open! OPEN! STUPID CHEST! hits chest as hard as he can and the chest breaks openOw!!! My hand! I think its broken! Ow! grabs sword and quickly runs out of the maze
rayjay: Great! I see you got the sword!
OniLink23: Ow! Why do I need this thing anyway!?! I think I jut broke my hand!
rayjay: Well that sucks. Now we have to gather 40 ruppes.
OniLink23: No!I dont like you! I dont know how you even knew where the Kokiri Sword was! Now go away! I am going to see the Deku Tree!
rayjay: He will be back... Lets see, in about a few more seconds he will be back.
OniLink23: How did you know!?! I do need a sheild! But how... YOU ARE DRIVING ME INSANE!
rayjay: Okay.I will tell you what to do. But first you have to trust me. Do you trust me?
OniLink23: Yes, yes I trust you. Not a chance in hell rayjay
rayjay: Good. Trust is what we need to defeat Gannondorf.
OniLink23: Gannondorf!?! What is all this about!?! I am going crazy! Who is Gannondorf!?!
rayjay: Woah there OniLink. Trust remember? All will be explained eventually.
OniLink23: Okay fine... but my hand...
rayjay: Nothing a fairy or potion cant heal. But we will need to see the Deku Tree first. Hold out on that pain. You will have to use your other hand for you sword.
OniLink23: That sheild. Lets go get it.
After collecting 40 ruppes, Mido lets rayjay and OniLink pass. The Deku Tree awaits them
GeckoMayhem: I am the Great GeckoMayhem. Where art thou Navi?
rayjay: She went crazy and smashed into a tree.
GeckoMayhem: And you are?
rayjay: I am her replacement.
GeckoMayhem: There has been a curse bestowed on me. Will thou break the curse?
rayjay: Well we have to in order to finish the game.
GeckoMayhem: Then travel inside. And hurry. For I do not have much time left...
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rayjay: Okay. Here we are. We need to find a fairy for your hand.
OniLink23: You are the great know it all. Where is it?
rayjay: I dont know.
OniLink23: What kind of guide are you anyway?
rayjay: Better than a lousy fairy.
OniLink23: Huh? Hey look, there is a web in the middle of the room.
rayjay: Ah, yes. You have to jump from all the way up there to break it.
OniLink23: From all the way up there?
rayjay: Yes. The Fairy Slingshot is up there.
As they walk, a Deku Baba emerges from the ground OniLink23: WOAH! What is that!?!
rayjay: A Deku Baba... Kill it!
OniLink23: Its sword time! After 3 misses, OniLink finnaly hits the damn thing and leaves a Deku nut behind
rayjay: Its about time.
OniLink23: Well, I cant use this hand very well. My other hand still really hurts...
rayjay: Then I hope you can climb with one hand. We have to go up to the second floor.
OniLink23: I think I can make it.
After a while, OniLink and rayjay made it to the second floor and entered a room. As they entered the room, a Deku Scrub started to attack. rayjay told OniLink how to use the sheild to kill it.
OniLink23: Wow. You are smart.
rayjay: Oh yeah. The Fairy Slingshot must be in the next room.
Upon entering the room,and obtaining the Fairy Slingshot, they found that there was no way back out. OniLink shoots the ladder that comes down so they can exit before rayjay tells him to do it.
rayjay: Now you are getting the hang of it!
OniLink23: Where to now?
rayjay: To get the compass. One floor up.
After using the Fairy Slingshot to kill the Skulltulas so they can go up to the third floor, they recive the compass. They also found more ammo for the slingshot, and a few Deku nuts. To get back out, they lit a torch with a Deku stick that they found. After going back to the main room, OniLink dispatched a Giant Skulltula and were ready to jump in the web.
rayjay: You go first.
OniLink23: Me? No, you go and then I will go.
rayjay: I dont think so. Pushes OniLink in
OniLink23: Woah! as he is falling, he grabs rayjay's pulling him with him.
rayjay: Hey! What are you doing you fool!?! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!
Web breaks, and they enter a new room landing safely in water.
rayjay: Arrrggg... I am all wet now.
OniLink23: Well at least we made it. But I am going to kill you when I get out.
rayjay: Nice words... theres a fairy.
OniLink23: Huh? Oh wow! fairy revitalizes OniLink and his hand is healedOh, it feels so much better now!
rayjay: Yep. Now listen to what I have to tell you. Okay?
OniLink23: Sure. I declare a small truce between you and me for now.
rayjay: But I thought we were freinds...
OniLink23: After what you have done, never. But I will listen to you just for now.
rayjay: Okay, here is what you do... OniLink,following rayjay's instructions, lights up another Deku stick from a flame and jumps over to the other side to burn a web. In the next room, OniLink used the Fairy Slingshot to shoot an eye hanging above a barred door. As the eye is shot, the bars go up and he goes inside the next room. The next room was filled with water. A twisting log with spikes on it was there too. A floating platform was going back and forth, but they could not go on it without hitting the log. OniLink dove underwater and hit a swith, lowering the water and he jumped back on the platform. Going back to the room they were in, OniLink saw another web and rayjay told him to push the block into the water to light up another Deku stick to burn up the web. After doing this, and another long fall down the web, he killed 3 Deku Scrubs in the order that rayjay told him to.
OniLink23: What was the point if hitting them in that order?
rayjay: Because you need to. 2, 3, 1. Twenty three is number one!
OniLink23: Huh?
rayjay: Okay shut up. Brace yourself for a really big enemy now.
OniLink23: I can handle anything. Uh, how big?
rayjay: I dont know. Now here we go.
They enter the room
OniLink23: Wow. What a big dark room.
rayjay: ...
OniLink23: What are you looking at rayjay?
rayjay: ...
OniLink23: Huh? looks up
rayjay: I never thought it was so big before...
OniLink23: What the...rayjay, what is that?
rayjay: That is Gohma.
Gohma leaps down,and roars
OniLink23: Oh crap! We are gonna die! No one can kill someone like this!
rayjay: That is where you are wrong, first, run away!
rayjay and OniLink run away,while Gohma chases after rayjay
rayjay: Hey! Why are you chasing me!?! OniLink is the one you want!
OniLink23: NO! He is lying! Eat him! I hate him anyway!
rayjay: Hate me!?! You have to trust me! Shoot this thing in the eye with the slingshot!
OniLink23: No way!
rayjay: Just do it!
OniLink23: Fine, only to get rid of this thing... shoots Gohma in the eye and Gohma falls down while rayjay throws a Deku nut at it
rayjay: Yeah! Now is your chance! Kill it!
OniLink23: Yeah, time for some action... OniLink hits Gohma with a clean overhead slash
rayjay: SWEET!
Gohma roars in pain and returns to the celing and lays 3 Gohma eggs
rayjay: Quick! Destroy the eggs!
OniLink all 3 of the eggs with extreme accuracy, and then shoot Gohma in the eye again. Gohma falls down, amd OniLink finishes it off with a stab, a slice, and another overhead jump attack. Gohma falls down and dies
rayjay: Wow OniLink. You are better than I thought.
OniLink23: Yeah. The evil in this world has been destroyed. I can finnaly go home and rest.
rayjay: Not to alarm you, but you are not even halfway through with all of this yet.
OniLink23: AW CRAP! I HATE YOU RAYJAY!
rayjay: sighThe Great Gecko Mayhem. Lets go see him now.
They go outside
GeckoMayhem: Thou have showed thy courage, but I shall die soon and I need to tell you something.
OniLink23: What is it?
GeckoMayhem: Thou must leave this forest... and seek Hyrule Castle where a princess shall reveal thy next step on your path of destiny...
OniLink23: Leave the forest? But I cant!
GeckoMayhem: You can and you will. Take this. It is the Kokiri Emerald. Gives Kokiri Emerald to OniLinkNow go. Stop the evil... GeckoMayhem dies
rayjay:I guess we better go now.
OniLink23: Yeah. But rayjay,
rayjay: Yeah?
OniLink23: Do I have to travel with you? I hate you.
rayjay: Where did I go wrong OniLink? You are supposed to like me.
OniLink23: Maybe... with time... I will be able to trust you.
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RJ: Okay, OniLink, here is what we need to do. We have to exit the forest, and go to Hyrule Castle.
OL: Hyrule Castle...What a weird name.
TGF: I can think of a weirder one...
OL: You! Go away! You are not allowed to speak to me!
RJ: Ah yes. The name thing. Is it Noled?
OL: No. And stop trying to guess. I will never tell you.
TGF: It is...
OL: SHUT UP! All right rayjay, time to go now!
TGF: Hold on OniLink...let me give you this...as a going away thing...
OL: No. Go away.
TGF: Fine then!
RJ: No! Wait! Can I have it?
TGF: Sure. Why not. Good bye OniLink.
OL: Hopefuly forever... turns head away and walks out
OniLink and rayjay arive in Hyrule Feild
OL: What did she give you?
RJ: Wouldent you like to know?
OL: I wouldent. Anything she has is something I would not want anyway. Now where are we?
RJ: This is Hyrule Feild.
OL: Its much bigger than anything ive ever seen.
RJ: Well, off to see Princess Zelda!
OL: Sounds like a good idea.
hoot hoot!
OL: What was that?
Hoot Hoot! You guys look up here!
RJ: Ah, its that freakish owl that nobody understands.
Whitefinger: Freakish?
RJ: You have no use in this quest. I know all. Even more than you.
OL: That is true. He is an idiot, but smart.
WF: You havent even heard what I have said yet.
RJ: And not going to either. Now, we have a princess to see.
WF: Would you at least like me to fly you there?
OL: Could you?
WF: No. Not after what youre partner said.
OL: Damn you rayjay. This is why I hate you.
WF: Goodbye. If I decide to see you again, make sure you listen to my words of wisdom next time.
RJ: Which shall be forgetten 5 minites after you leave...
WF: Then good bye. But you will need my help sooner or later!
flies away
RJ: I doubt that. Now lets go OniLink. Lets try to make it before dark.
OL: Uh...What did trunksgirlfriend give you anyway?
RJ: Youre real name.
OL: WHAT!?!
RJ: Relax. I am kidding. She gave me this Fairy Ocarina.
OL: Thats it!? I am not interested in an ocarina.
RJ: No, but you will be anoyed as I learn to play it. plays ocarina,resulting in the worst music youve ever heard
OL: Ack! Stop it! Its horrible!
RJ: Come on! Music is good for you! plays some more
OL: Please stop it, before I kill you.
RJ: Let me think....No. plays some more
OL: Thats it. pulls out a Deku nut and throws it at rayjayThat will hold him for a while... runs off
rayjay unfreezes
RJ: Hey! Come back here! runs after OniLink
They reach Hyrule Castle before nightfall, and go inside just as the drawbridge closes
OL: I am tired. Lets find a place to sleep. Know any good places to sleep rayjay?
RJ: No.
OL: Then where are we suposed to sleep?
RJ: I dont know.
OL: Where are we going to eat?
RJ: I dont know.
OL: AHH! Where are we suposed to use the bathroom?
RJ: I dont know.
OL: Shut up rayjay.
RJ: Lets just go to the castle. There might be a place to sleep over there.
OL: Fine.
they walk in the market
OL: What is this place?
RJ: This is Hyrule Castle Town Market.It has shops and stuff.
OL: Sounds good.
They walf to the castle. Malon is singing Epona's Song. rayjay and OniLink climb up the vine and lay on the grass
OL: Thats a nice song.
RJ: Yeah.........SHUT UP! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
headys: Huh? Who is that?
OL: Man, you are an idiot rayjay.
HDYS: looks upHow did you get up there?
RJ: There is a vine.
OL: Do you know of any decent places to sleep?
HDYS: Yeah, you can come down to Lon Lon Ranch. I live there.
OL: Lon Lon Ranch?
HDYS: Yeah. Anyway, I am waiting for my dad. He went in to deliver some milk, but has not returned yet.
RJ: He is asleep. He is a lardo.
HDYS: Hey!
OL: Just shut up. I am going to sleep now.
As night falls, rayjay and OniLink fall asleep. In the morning, headys is not there
RJ: Hey OniLink.
OL: what rayjay...lemme sleep...
RJ: WAKE UP!!!
OL: AGGGGHHHHH!!!!
RJ: heh heh
OL: I hate you rayjay.
RJ: Lets go see Princess Zelda.
OL: Fine.
RJ: But we have to sneak in.
OL: What!?! I thought you knew her!
RJ: Uh, no.
OL: How do I know that you are not some sort of deranged lunatic?
RJ: Lets just go.
OL: Alright.
rayjay and OniLink sneak onto castle grounds, and prepare to meet Princess Zelda
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RJ: See that guard OniLink?
OL: Yeah.
RJ: Dont let him see you.
OL: Dont you think I know that?
RJ: Yes.
OL: Arg... How do we get past them?
RJ: I will create a diversion. You run through while they chase me.
OL: Fine by me.
RJ: Okay. HEY GUARDS! YOU CANT CATCH US!
OL: You idiot!
RJ: I MEAN ME! I AM ALONE! ONILINK IS NOT WITH ME!
OL: Damn you rayjay!
LakersLink08: Hey you! Yeah you! Over there! chases after rayjay
OL: Now here is my chance... runs ahead
LL08: Come back!
RJ: You cant catch me!
Other guards look around, and start to chase rayjay
OL: This is a big castle. walks inside
RJ: Cant catch me! guards catch rayjayhey, whats going on? guards throw rayjay out of the castleHEY! You cant do this to me!
Meanwhile, OniLink finds Talon asleep
OL: Hmmm...this guy is in the way...hey guy...wake up. hits Talon with his slingshot
MM2K: Ow! What was that for?
OL: You are in my way. Now get out.
MM2K: Are you a guard?
OL: Uh, yes. Now leave before I get mad and uh..kill you.
MM2K: Wait a minite...What day is it? I should have been back at the ranch a long time ago! Ah! Time to leave! runs away really fast
OL: How can a fat man run so fast?
LL08: First the crazy man and now this...
MM2K: Get out of the way! Im late!
LL08: Hey! You should have left by now! Come back here so I can throw you out!
MM2K: This guy is making no sence...
As the guards chase MM2K, rayjay causualy walks inside
OL: Hey! How did you get inside?
RJ: These guards are stupid. Now off to the royal gardens. There are still more guards though. Now lets go.
OL: I ever tell you how anoying you are rayjay?
rayjay and OniLink sneak past the Royal Gardens,and then they see Zelda