
This takes place during the peak of SD64's battle post, December. Most people remember it, so I decided to put this up here. This was originaly put up on IGN, but received so little replies I did not even bother to post the whole thing. For the few who remember it, here it is again, and this time it is finished. heheh. So without more words from me that you read(or don't) here is another something for you to spend more time at my site. This takes place at The Fight of the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly so you know.
OniLink23: I tried to load the boards, but they wouldn't even go up this morning..... I was pissed. So if I wanted to go to any board, I had to go to this Zelda board I know about, and the mods there hate me since I compared their boards to IGN. They got pissed, but they didn't delete me and they don't believe me about the OniLink glitch..... they are some messed up Zelda boards.
That is how it started. I don't think a fued between 2 different boards has ever been done before, so I decided to write this. It is something that people who battled in late December should remember.
rayjay2: They don't beleive you about the OniLink glitch!?! That is wrong. They should at least try it before they say it does not work.
PZ1221: Hey OniLink, post the link to the Zelda board. I'll go there and back you up on that OniLink glitch thing.
Not believing the OniLink glitch, this got people very angry. OniLink told everyone of NirvanaDeity. People began to hate him.
OL23: Not to mention the mod NirvanaDeity needs some ritalin or prozac, that guy blows up at me every time I post there. The last thing he wants is another IGN poster...... I hate NirvanaDeity.
OniLink23 posted the link to the site, which were only boards. They said the new site would be up soon, but I have yet to see it. Last time I went there about a month ago, the site was "Coming Soon". I wonder if they even have it up?
OL23: Okay, here it is. I have been going to this site ever since April, www.legendofzelda.com
Compared to IGN's star system, the LOZ system was a joke
OL23: 10 posts, and you go from Kokiri kid to Hyrulian Hero, and then you can go no higher...... Well, have fun at those boards, they are a bit lame, but they have some cool features. I have Financial Management now, so cya.... probaly at 3 board time.
Little did Oni know, that everyone would know about the LOZ boards when he came back. I guess he had no idea what he started. Anyway, I tried to get some quotes from the LOZ boards, but they have been deleted. I still remember what happened there though. If you were from IGN, you would get bashed. Users went and saw everything. Zelda even sent NirvanaDeity hate mail.
OL23: Thanks Zelda. I don't even like that creep, but LinkofHyrule was a jackass, said that IGN's boards suck and that the LOZ ones were better. What a load of BS.....
PZ1221: Yeah, most of them never even been here, so they don't know what they are talking about, and I hate how those boards are set up.
Possibly the most hated user at the LOZ boards was princessZelda1221.
PZ1221: The users were mean to me because I was sticking up for you(OniLink). They were mean to Rayjay and Swordblade.
Then OniLink said what everyone was thinking
OL: The english pricks... I think we should arrange an IGN invasion on their boards outnumber the LOZ users and then take over. I don't think the mods have the power or the knoweldge to know how to delete users.
RJ: Yeah, an invasion at the LOZ boards. We could have all the users that frequently post here and just take over! Who cares if you get banned if you hate that place anyway?
Swordblade2K: I'll help take these jerk offs. We'll smash them in our own battle arena!
RJ: They have some lame topics, I can tell you that. And no fruit refreshments.
By now, more users have joined the invasion
PrinceVegeta18: No fruit refreshments, now I am pissed, lets go take those LOZ losers.
OL: Slow down, not today...
OniLink's words would not do anything. The invasion would begin soon
OL: Well, how about 6 board time today.... then we will rule the LOZ boards....... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
RJ: When the takeover begins, then the real battle will take place! We are the good and the bad! They are just ugly.
Katinia: Those LOZ boarders sound like losers. They called me a pathetic newbie with no fighting skills!
I thought she was a pathetic newbie with no fighting skills....
RJ: It seems that MW1 is never around when you need him. Get him, and those boards will crumble and fall.
Everyone seemed to hate those boards. Swordblade2K even set up some of his own boards to plan the takeover at InsideTheWeb.com. That place has long been shut down
Katinia: He called OniLink a dick licker! That is the biggest insult I have ever heard!!!
I gave out fruit over there. And what did they do? Well, they were not very nice...
OL: Hehehe, we should get a mod from over here to go over there and make fun of their pathetic moderation......
The boards suffered from extremly slow loading that day, which added to the users hatred for those boards
TheRealDarkSeed: Some of the mods are really full of hate, probaly because Fran got the new job at IGN instead of them. Incidently, 2 posts at the LOZ boards has taken me 10 minutes. I can see why you get your first upgrage at 10 posts....
RJ: Yeah, we have Fran Mirabella III and Matt Cassamassina and they have..... they have a bunch of nobodys.
PZ1221: Well, I am going back over to those boards... just to see it again... just to get madder at them.
TRDS: Someone should postThe Fight of the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly and then we can blow up their server when they get more than one post every week...
MajorasWrath1 had just arived, and he decided to go. He did not get too involved, but he still went and posted stuff anyway.
PZ1221: Okay I am back, and madder than ever because that stupid LinkSkywalker said something like "This isn't a DBZ board to PV18, so I just told him it wasn't a Star Wars board.
The invasion began. To get more people to come, I posted this showing what the LOZ people were like.
RJ: Here is what they do.
LOZman: Boy, this is the best site ever!
RJ: What are you talking about? This site sucks and there are only boards here right now!
LOZman: Yeah, but the boards are cool.
OL: I have been to these boards for a while and I can say they are not as good as IGNs
LOZman: What are you talking about? These boards are way better than IGNs!
RJ: Perhaps some fruit shall make you realize the truth?
LOZman: Fruit? Who needs fruit?
RJ: Who needs fruit!?! Everyone needs fruit!
MW1: I don't need fruit
RJ: Everyone loves my fruit! And everyone hates your boards!
PZ1221: That is true. Why must you make fun of us and OniLink?
LOZman: Who needs you guys? Look the LOZmod is coming.
LOZmod: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?! THIS IS NOT IGN! STOP ADVERTISING! I HAPPEN TO BE VERY ANGRY ALL THE TIME!
OL: Why must you yell all the time?
LOZmod: STOP IT! GO TO IGN'S BOARDS AND STAY THERE!
*MW1 eats LOZman and LOZmod*
RJ: Well, thats the end of that.
Roughly 6 hours after OniLink had told us about the LOZ boards the invasion was starting to slow down.
OL: I think we scared off the LOZ boarders.
After the invasion OniLink told us about LinkSkywalker and the pathetic things he did.
OL: I HATE LINKSKYWALKER! That guy pisses me off... oh well, I got him good.
LS: No one has liked your flooding sence day 1!
OL: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sence?! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Its since..... settle down.... go to school....
LS: LETS FIGHT!! I will take all of you IGNers on myself! bitch slaps OniLink! bitch slaps Zelda!
OL: Bitch slapping? Are you a woman?
OL: You missed the part when LinkSkywalker came over here and tried to flood our boards, but he has no idea how much flooding and spamming there is..... he is such a moron because he posted in the General Board when we usually come in here... his flooding attempt was pathetic.
The moderators were ironically happy with all the hits their site was getting but the users all hated IGN. OniLink got some mods to be nice. In a few days no one at LOZ hated IGN anymore. I am sure they remember it, but nobody says anything about it. Things are much different today. LinkSkywalker is a mod and I posted a topic called The Fruit of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. It was the biggest topic they have ever had with 11 pages and 278+ replies. After that, The Fruit of the Good, the Bad and the Ugly 2 was posted even though I wanted to post it. It is very wierd. People all fight with nothing but fruit and say that they are the fruit masters. I came by one day and put them all to shame. For now everyone over there knows that I am the one and only fruit man. This coming from one of those "IGN Fools"