Idiot's Theme: I.D.I.O.T.

Sung to the Theme of "E.G.G.M.A.N."

E.G.G.M.A.N.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah

The story begins,
And I'm gonna win!
You know where the idiot lies within.
Aboard the ARK,
A moron at heart,
Wanting to unlock the absurd things of life.

I am an IDIOT! that's how I am!
I am an IDIOT! I got a stupid plan!
I am an IDOIT! that's how I am!
I am an IDIOT! I got a stupid plan!