
Sung to the Theme of "E.G.G.M.A.N."
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
The story begins,
And I'm gonna win!
You know where the idiot lies within.
Aboard the ARK,
A moron at heart,
Wanting to unlock the absurd things of life.
I am an IDIOT! that's how I am!
I am an IDIOT! I got a stupid plan!
I am an IDOIT! that's how I am!
I am an IDIOT! I got a stupid plan!