Gusman Adventure 2

Chapter 1: Any Idiot Allowed

Idiot has just entered a top secret underground military base. I guess the guards must have been asleep or something...

Idiot: That was too easy! You would think the military would guard their top secret weapon a little better...

Idiot walks foward in his Idiot Walker, a big robot thing that he uses to walk around in

I: I expected more of a challenge here, but who is complaining? I'm not, thats for sure.

Idiot walks upon a big steel door woth the number 1 on it

I: It is a good thing I built this walker to have so many weapons on it.

Idiot pushes a button, and a missile fires at the door. The door explodes, and Idiot walks in

I: Now to see what my grandfather, the worlds greatest scientst, Gecko Mayhem was working on. It is too bad the military shut down the project because they feared it...

WHO!!! WHO!!! WHO!!!

I: It is about time some alarm went off. I mean uh.... whoboy.

SYSTEM ALERT! INTRUDER HAS ENTERED SECURITY DOOR 1!

I: Ha Ha! Any idoit can get inside!

3 small flying robots appear and start shooting. Idiot aims a lazer at the 3, locking on. He then fires 3 shots which are guided to the 3. The 3 robots take the hits and explode

I: This advanced lazer lock on system is the best thing I ever invented!

Idiot sets his walker on run, runs deeper in the base while shooting more robots. He sees another security door

I: What? How many of these are there?

Idiot blasts it open and runs ahead

INTRUDER HAS ENTERED SECURITY DOOR 2! FIND THE INTRUDER AND GET HIM!

I: I guess the intruder would be me...

OF COURSE IT IS YOU, YOU IDIOT! HALT RIGHT THERE! DON'T MOVE!

I: I'm not that big of an idiot...

Idiot steps on a small platform taking him deeper inside the base. He finds another security door and blasts it

INTRUDER HAS ENTERED SECURITY DOOR 3! WHATS WRONG YOU ROBOTS? GET THE INTRUDER!

I: I can build a better robot than these useless ones...

blasts more robots and enters security door 4

[b] SECURITY DOOR 4 HAS BEEN ENTERED! SWITCH TO SUPER DEFENCE MODE!

I: Super defence mode?

YES! BRING OUT MORE ROBOTS!

I: More robots!?! HAHAHA!!! More useless robots!

Idiot steps on another platform taking him deeper than before. More robots try to stop him but are useless

WHY ARE THE ROBOTS SO PATHETIC?

Idiot breaks security door 5

FINAL SECURITY DOOR HAS BEEN ENTERED! SEND OUT MORE ROBOTS AND UH.... oh forget it... I'm going on my break now...

I: Ha! Ha! Ha!

Idiot walks down a long hall blasting more doors until he reaches his destination. A big control console in is in front of him

I: So this is the military's top secret weapon.... I don't like it... too small.

Idiot turns around to exit

I: Then again, now that I am here...

Idiot turns around, grasping a Chaos Emerald

I: All I have to do is place this Chaos Emerald into the console and enter the password...

Idiot puts the Chaos Emerald into the console and enters password

I: Password is L-A-R-I-S-A.

All of a sudden, a tube rises from the ground, and a dark figure stands on top of it

I: What? Who is that? Is that you Gusman? Are you trying to ruin my plans again?

Mizarpunk: Gusman? What is a Gusman?

I: Nobody knows what a Gusman is! I.... hey wait a second... you are not Gusman!

MP: No.

I: Then who are you?

MP: My name is Mizarpunk. I am the world's ultimate lifeform.

I: Ulitmate lifeform? So you are the military's top secret weapon!

MP: For releasing me, I will grant you one wish...

I: A wish eh? I wish to rule the earth and rename it Idiotland! Or the Idiot Empire! Or how about...

MP: Stop! Your suggestions are beyond bad...

I: I thought they were good!

MP: Well, you thought wrong...

A flying robot with legs piloted by a man enters the room

GuardRobot: I have the enemy in my sights, and am proceding to take it out.

MP: Let me handle this...

Mizar steps in front of the guard robot. The guard robot locks on to Mizar and fires a shot at him

MP: Now let me show you my real power!

Mizar's shoes fire a burst of light from the back propeling him foward at an incredeble speed. He glides past the robot as if he was skating on air

GR: What? Where did he go?

MP: Pathetic...

Mizar circles around the guard robot so fast, the pilot inside is unable to shoot him

GR: Wha...

Mizar jumps in front of the cockpit and uses his shoes to jet next to the glass window. He punches it and shatters the glass. A very nervous pilot is inside

GR: The enemy is stronger than expected! Requesting backup!

MP: That wont save you. Thy time is over... punches pilot. The pilot is knocked out

I: Defeating that guard robot was spectacular! But what did you mean when you said you would grant me a wish?

MP: Bring more Chaos Emeralds. Then meet me on the space colony ARK...

Mizar runs away in a blur

I: Ark? Where the hell is that? Bah! Why can't you just give me the wish!?! Now I have to get out of here... what a pointless trip...

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Chapter 2: Gusman, Mizar, and the Stupid Police

Gusman is in a shoe store trying out new shoes

Gusman: I want shoes that will make me even faster than I already am.

ShoeSalesman: Well, how fast are you?

GM: Pretty fast. But I can run like the wind if I need to.

SS: The wind does not run.

GM: Yeah, I know.

SS: The wind blows.

GM: I know that.

SS: You blow fast?

GM: What are you talking about? Just give me those shoes over there. They seem nice.

Gusman points to a box of shoes with the word SOAP on it

SS: SOAP shoes?

GM: Yeah. Never heard of them before but I like my feet to be clean.

SS: Whatever

GM: Yeah. I have something big coming up. thinks of the annual city marathon that is coming up No one will expect this.

SS: Okay. Here, try them on.

Shoe Salesman gives Gusman a pair of shoes

GM: Some say I can run as fast as I can if my life depended on it.

SS: I don't get paid for listening to you.

GM: Oh, uh.....

Meanwhile at the bank not too far from the shoe store, a strange and dark figure walks in

MP: Everyone freeze! Stop what you are doing! Open the vault!

Everyone in the bank drops to the gound and some security guards start ahooting at Mizar

MP: That is not what I asked for...

Mizar runs to the guards, grabs them, and runs back to where he was standing before the bullets reach him and use the guards as a human shield

MP: Now open the vault.

The vault is opened

MP: Good

Mizar walks inside and steals a Chaos Emerald

MP: This is all I wanted. I may return later...

Mizar exits

Man: Did anyone get a look at that guy?

Woman: No, but he sure was fast. I think everyone saw his shoes though.

Man: Oh yeah, that helps...

Gusman walks inside the bank. His new shoes look like the ones that Mizar was wearing. An old lady tackles him from behind

OldLady: Here is your man boys! This guy robbed the bank!

GM: What are you talking about?

OL: I saw it with my old eyes!

Old Lady points to her eyes which seem to be in really bad condition as she is almost blind

OL: Yep! No doubt about it! This is the one!

Gusman is arrested and taken to a police helicopter

GM: What is going on?

GunAgent: You know what is going on. Someone released you from our top secret military base. You escaped and tried to rob the bank. Now you are going back to G.U.N. headquarters.

The helicopter takes off

GM: G.U.N.? What does that stand for?

GA: I have no idea.

GM: Then how do you know it was me that escaped? It must have been someone else!

GA: What do you mean? I have a picture of who escaped right here! looks at picture Who boy......

GM: What now?

GA: It looks like you are not our secret weapon.

GM: I told you!

GA: But you still robbed the bank.

GM: But how could I have done that? I am the world famous Gusman! Have you ever heard about my past adventures?

GA: Yes. You are a crazy one.

GM: Yes! I am good!

GA: That is true.

GM: Thats right,

GA: Never thought you would turn bad though.

GM: Arg.. I have to find a way to get out of here Do you think these simple handcuffs can hold me?

GA: Well, what do you mean?

GM: Well, you should know that I once saved this city from an invincible monster before.

GA: You had 7 Chaos Emeralds back then.

GM: Well, I also exploded a large space station by myself.

GA: You also had all 7 Chaos Emeralds. How many of them do you have now?

GM: None

GA: My point.

GM: Well, I can still escape

GA: How?

The helicopter flys ahead high in the sky, and the pilot recieves a trasnmission from headquarters

Transmission: Report status of captured Gusman please, over.

GunPilot: Everything is fine up here. We are flying west and everythings a go... hey what?

T: I did not copy that last part, over.

GP: The prisoner is gone! He has taken out everyone aboard! Agh! This can not be!

T: What!? What is going on up there?

The helicopter doors fly open and Gusman jumps out, grabbing the helicopter

GP: What do you think you are doing!

GM: Just escaping. Don't mind me.

GP: Get back here!

GM: Maybe not. You see, there is no bathroom in there. Becides, I like running better.

Gusman breaks off a piece of the helicopter and attaches it to his feet like a snowboard

GP: What do you plan on doing?

Gusman jumps down to the streets on his new "board"

GM: YEEEAAAH!!! Now this is fun!

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Chapter 3 City Escape

Gusman falls from the sky on his new "board" and lands on the streets of the city

GM: Lets see them get me now!

The streets of the city are steep so Gusman rides down on his new street board

GM: I have to clear my name...

The helicopter flys closer to the city to follow Gusman

Attention all units! Suspect heading south! All units requested to find the suspect at once!

GM: Who said that?

A truck drives up in front of Gusman who quickly swerves to the other sie of the street

GM: Whoa! I have to keep my board to the right side of the road...

A car with a front side resembling a ramp drives foward

GM: Then again...

Gusman swings back to the other side of the road and uses the car as a ramp. While airborne, Gusman spins around 3 and a half times

GM: Cool!

Seeing as the road is no longer slanted, Gusman jumps off the board and starts to run foward

GM: I think I know who can clear my name...

A robot appears in front of Gusman

Robot: Halt right there.

GM: Or what?

Robot: Or else.

GM: Or else what?

Robot: Or else.

GM: Or else what?

Robot: Or else.

GM: Can you shut up now?

The Robot pulls out a gun

GM: And what are you going to do with that?

Robot: Or else.

Gusman runs behind the robot, jumps up, and kicks it in the head. The robot's head flys off and explodes

GM: They just don't build them like they used to anymore...

Gusman runs foward at an incredeble speed passing up cars on the way. More robots try to attack Gusman but are incredebly stupid.

GM: I will have to find Rayjay in the Mystic Ruins. He will know how to clear my name.

10 Robots fly down. They are armed with guns and block Gusman's path

GM: Aw man...

Gusman looks around and enters a nearby building. He then rides the elevator to the roof only to find more robots

Robot: Get him!

All robots start shooting at Gusman

GM: Oh no! I fear this chapter is getting boring!

Robot: You may be right.

GM: I don't want to have to fight all you guys...

Gusman leaps off the side of the building

Robot: Report on suspect. Suspect seems to have killed itself.

Robot2: Shall we get some tea?

Robot: We are robots. We don't drink tea.

Robot2: Aw man...

Robot3: I have some tea.

Robot3 drinks the tea and short circuts and explodes

Robot2: Oh yeah. That is why we don't drink tea.

The robots look down the side of the building

Robot: What!? Suspect is still at large!

Robot2: Impossible!

Gusman appears to be running down the side of the building

GM: Now you will never catch me!

Before running all the way down the side of the building, Gusman leaps off it, swings on a pole, and grinds on a rail

GM: Whew... I have never done that before... I feel a little dizzy...

Trunks2110: Good! The better I can catch you!

GM: What?

Gusman turns around to see an enourmous truck speeding towards him

T2110: I shall run you over!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

GM: WHOA!

Gusman runs as fast as he can to avoid being squashed by the freakishly large trunk

T2110: Now it is time to shift this thing into overdrive!

GM: Come on! I dare you!

The truck comes foward with a burst of speed coming dangerously close to Gusman

GM: Agh! Slow down! Slow down!

Gusman trys to lose the truck, but it still follows close behind

GM: Maybe it I run quickly behind it...

Gusman turns his head around to see that the truck takes up 2 lanes

GM: Gah! What kind of truck is this!?

T2110: A smashing truck! HA! HA! HA! I smash everything on the road!

GM: Well I can see that...

Gusman spots a low bridge that he would be able to run under, but not the truck

GM: Sorry man, but it looks like your time is over.

T2110: What!? What do you mean?

Trunks spies the low bridge

T2110: Woah!!!

Gusman runs under the bridge while Trunks slams into it. The truck explodes in one huge fireball

T2110: NOOOOO!!!!!

GM: Who, this can get a guy tired...

A robot steps in front of Gusman

GM: And yet it is not over... Gusman runs ahead yet again

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Chapter 4: Emerald Problems

We shift the scene from a busy city to a desert area with lots of Pyramids and large rocks. Swordblade and Steph are fighting over the biggest Emerald of them all, the Master Emerald

Steph: Give me that Emerald!

Swordblade: I would never ever part with this. The Master Emerald contains special powers that neutralizes the power of the Chaos Emeralds. That makes it very powerfull.

SP: I don't care! It is mine!

SB: You just don't seem to understand... I am the guardian of the Master Emerald for the rest of my life and can never part with it. I have been guarding it all my life and no one has ever stolen it.

SP: So? Nobody cares about what you have to say! What about my story? I find a jewel and I take it! Simple as that.

SB: What kind of story is that anyway?

Out of nowhere, Idiot arives flying in his Idiot Hovercraft. A claw is attached the the bottom of it and grabs on the Master Emerald

I: The problem with you two is that you talk too much. I just take. Now if you excuse me...[i] flys away[/i]

SP: Agh! Thief!

SB: Look who's calling who a thief... Don't worry, he wont get far.

Swordblade jumps up to the Master Emerald and shatters it into many pieces.

I: What!? The Emerald!

SP: Agh! What did you do!?! Sworn protector of the Emerald and you go out and shatter it!?

SB: I did that to prevent the Master Emerald from being stolen. If it is in pieces I can restore it. I have done it before.

SP: Yeah but... I WANT IT NOW!!! Agh!

I: Agh! I will have to find more Emeralds now!

SB: And I will have to find those pieces to restore it.

SP: Not before I do! I will find them first!

SB: What? No way! Only I must find them!

SP: Whatever. Just go on your way. I will have restored the whole thing before you find one Emerald piece.

I: Finding pieces of just one Emerald does not seem like fun to me. I will just try to find more once I get back to the base...flys away

SP: Grr... I have to find it now! But I don't want to! But, that was the biggest jewel I have ever seen! Nobody takes jewels from me!

SB: It was never yours in the first place!

SP: That means nothing! Now where did all the pieces fly to anyway?

Steph runs away to find the lost pieces of the Master Emerald

SB: You will never find them... Oh well. Better get going.

And thus the search begins...

SB: Hmmmm...

Swordblade looks at his suroundings. A few ancient statues and not much else appear to be there.

SB: Maybe behind those statues...

Swordblade looks behind a statue and finds a shatterd piece of the Master Emerald

SB: Well, theres one...

Steph's search area seems to be harder than Swordblades.

SP: I'm hot...looks under a rock Not there...

Swordblade is having a much better time that Steph. Already he has found 2 Emerald pieces

SB: This is harder than I thought it would be... but I sence that one is close...

Swordblade starts digging in the sand, uncovering a Master Emerald piece

SB: Yes, it is that instinct that will help me collect all those pieces...

On the other side of the desert, Steph is getting very frustrated

SP: Agh! Where are they!? Why are they so hard to find!?! This is impossible! I will never find one! Never! Never ! Never!

Steph trips over a rock

SP: Agh! Stupid rock! I.... hey, that is no rock... that is a piece of the Master Emerald! I found one! Who! Maybe I can find the rest as well...

Steph walks around finding nothing

SP: Agh! I hate doing this! Maybe because I already found all the pieces in this area... Yes that has to be the reason!

A strange beeping noise is heard

SP: Agh! What is that? Oh, maybe it is my personal radar... hey, maybe I can use this to find the pieces! I'll just set it on jewel and...

The radar starts blinking like crazy

SP: Wow! I must be really close to one! But then how come I still can't find it!? Agh! This radar must be broken! I will hunt for another piece instead!

Steph walks away. After a while, Swordblade walks to the same area where Steph was

SB: Once again, I can feel another piece near...

Swordblade digs underground and finds another Emerald piece

SB: Yep. Now I have four of them. But there are still many many more to go... I will have to search elsewhere...

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Chapter 5: G.U.N. Attacks Gusman and Mizar

Idiot is walking toward his hidden base in his Idiot Walker. It is inside a giant pyramid.

I: Why did they destroy that Emerald anyway? That makes things harder for me. Things will get better for me once I find more Chaos Emeralds and arive at Space Colony ARK.

Idiot walks toward the entrance of his hidden base, which he has named, Hidden Base.

I: At last. I am here at Hidden Base. Only I could have came up with such a great name like that. And now to get inside.

Idiot blows up the door

I: Yes that will work. Next time I must remember to build a hidden base with an entrance door that opens...

Idiot walks inside. After a while of walking, another door appears. This one requires a key.

I: What a brilliant person person I am. I am always losing my keys, so now I carry a whole bag of them.

Idiot unlocks the door, and throws the bag with the other keys across the room

I: Now I can get in.

Idiot walks to the central control room. A giant TV screen and many buttons to push are there. Idiot starts pushing buttons.

I: Whee! This is fun! Now to see what is on TV...

Idiot turns on the TV. He also picks up a brick to throw in case nothing is on.

TV: We interupt this program to bring you an important news flash...

I: They interupted this program just for me? Wow!

TV: There was a robbery at the Station Square Bank today...

I: A robbery? And I was not invited!?

TV: Strangely, the only thing that was stolen was the Chaos Emerald...

I: What!? But I need that Emerald!

TV: The robber looks to be none other than...

I: Who? None other that who?

TV: The world famous hero, Gusman.

I: Gusman!?

TV: We now take you live to the scene, where Gusman seems to be standing on a screen.

The TV shows Mizar standing on the bridge

I: That is not Gusman! That is Mizar! He must be collecting Chaos Emeralds too!

TV: We can't seem to bring you much, so now we return you to whatever you were watching. I don't really care. Goodbye now.

Idiot throws a brick at the TV

I: But I want to know more!

Over at Station Square Bridge, Mizar is standing atop a bridge that resembles the Golden Gate Bridge. It is night, and police cars are there trying to stop Mizar.

MP: How pathetic...

Cop: Stop where you are! You are under arrest Gusman!

MP: Why do they call me Gusman? No matter... I still remember what happened.....

Mizar thinks back and closes his eyes. He is in a glass space capsule. He sees a little girl crying. The space station he is on is shaking and shuting down.

MP: Larisa!

Larisa: Mizar.... do it for me..... for all the people on the planet.....

MP: Larisa!!! AGH!!!

L: Please promise me....

MP: Oh yes, I still remember what I promised you Larisa. I promise you REVENGE!

Cop: Backup has arived!

The police force turns around to see more G.U.N. robots and fighter jets arrive on the scene

MP: More anoyance... They do not realize that I am the ultimate lifeform...

Mizar grinds down to the bridge where he meets a robot.

Robot: Target sighted.

MP: I don't believe this...

MIzar jumps up, and rams into the Robot which explodes.

MP: Now to get out of this stupid city...

Mizar runs past a bunch of police officers. The officers fire their guns at Mizar, but he is too fast for them. Some jets fly over Mizar and attempt to bomb him. The bomb just misses Mizar by a few feet and explode the bridge instead

MP: That can not be all they have...

Cop: Agh! He is too fast! We are losing him!

Meanwhile, in another part of the city, Gusman walks slowly in the streets. It is now midnight, and Gusman is trying not to run into any police

GM: I don't get it... First, those millitary robots were everywhere, and now they are gone. It is as if they all dissapeared...

DrunkenG.U.N.Pilot: Errr.... Where am I again?

GM: Oh no! One of their robots! But this one is operated by a person...

DGP: Hey you there! Do you know where I can find Gusman?

GM: Gusman? Don't you recognize me when you see me?

DGP: What? I was supposed to shoot him... but now I am lost...

GM: Oh! Then I uh... I am not Gusman.

DGP: TELL ME WHERE GUSMAN IS!

GM: I don't know!

DGP: Erg! Then I will have to shoot you instead!

GM: Aw geez...

DGP: Ugh... I will give you one more chance... Let me show you how Gusman looks like...

The Drunken G.U.N. Pilot looks through an insane number of pictures in his pocket before randomly picking one

DGP: Uh... This is Gunsman...

The Drunken G.U.N. Pilot hold up a picture of some ugly weirdo.

GM: That is not me!!!

DGP: Uh... yeah it is... it even has your name on it...

The Drunken G.U.N. pilot takes out a pencil and writes "Gunsman" on it

DGP: See?

GM: Let me see that! That is not my name! It is Gusman! Not Gunsman! Let me write my name on it properly!

DGP: Okay, if you see...

The Drunken G.U.N. Pilot walks foward in his huge walking robot and gives Gusman the picture of the freak and a pen. Gusman crosses out "Gunsman" and writes Gusman.

GM: That is how you do it.

DGP: Oh yeah... now if you excuse me... I forgot how to fire missiles at you...

The Drunken G.U.N. pilot fires a missile at Gusman which instead goes straight up in the sky

GM: That is your missile!?

DGP: Well maybe it is broken...

The missile comes crashing straight down at the Giant Robot and explodes it.

DGP: AGH!!!!!!!

GM: Ha! Ha! Ha! Looks like you have been having a bad day!

Gusman looks up at the sky. He then spots Mizar standing on top of the fallen robot

GM: What? How did you get there so fast? Who are you?

MP: My name is Mizar. I am the ultimate lifeform.

GM: Well, my name is Gusman.

MP: Gusman? It is you who they are after! Not me!

GM: What? They are after you? That must be why the stopped running after me! They thought you were me!

MP: Perhaps so. They are very anoying.

GM: Yep.

MP: After all that work of stealing that Chaos Emerald...

GM: Yep.... hey, You stole it!?!

MP: Yes. Holds up the Chaos Emerald A jewel contaning the ulitmate power.

GM: That does not belong to you! Come back here!

Gusman runs after Mizar.

MP: I don't fear you...

Mizar grabs the Chaos Emerald, and holds it in the air

MP: CHAOS CONTROL!

The Chaos Emerald and Mizar flash and appear on top of a roof on the other side of the street

GM: What? You can't be that fast!

MP: Heheh...

GM: It is not your speed! You must be using the Chaos Emerald to warp!

MP: I thought you would never figure that out. You look like a fool to me...

GM: Fool!?

MP: Yes. I even have this picture of you...

Mizar holds up the picture of the freak with Gusman's autograph on it

MP: That is you name right?

GM: Well yeah...

MP: And that is your signature right?

GM: Um... yeah...

MP: Then it must be you!

GM: That is not me!

MP: Ha! Ha! Ha! There is no time for games young fool! Farewell!

Mizar grasps the Chaos Emerald tightly and warps away in a blinding light

GM: Agh!!! Where did he go?

A swarm of police cars, robots, millitary members and the SWAT team surround Gusman

Cop: We have you now!

GM: Agh! Oh no! It was not me!

Cop: Get him!!!

GM: Agh!!!