Rayjay's Christmas Story

Rayjay: Gather around everyone, and let ol' Rayjay tell everyone a story.

Aren: A story huh? I am up for a listen.

Gecko: Always coming up with stories huh? I suppose I have enough time.

Scythe: I should have enough time as well.

Snow Tabby: It sounds good to me.

Rayjay: Yes, whatever. Now listen. It is called, "How Gunsman Stole Christmas"

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Twas the night before Christmas and was time not well spent
Cause Rayjay knew not what the word "Twas" meant
Gecko had said that it meant "It Was"
And that put an end to that snarking hijbuz.

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Aren: Whats a hijbuz?

Rayjay: Its a word thats made up so it makes my poem rhyme better.

Gecko: And what would the point of that be?

Rayjay: I don't know. But Dr. Suess does it all the time and nobody blames him.

Gecko: True, true.

OniLink: Arg... why did you put me in this? I don't like to be in any stories, and I would advise you to stop putting me in from now on...

Mizar: And what would be the point of that oh master of arg?

Scythe: Master of arg?

Stealth Toilet: Master of arg? Thats pretty stupid, even for you Mizar.

Mizar: Hey!

Gecko: Will everyone stop these pointless arguments? After all, today is Christmas you know.

Rayjay: I thought it was the night before.

Snow Tabby: Well its almost here. Just a few more hours.

ArenL Then why arent we asleep?

Rayjay: Because its my story.

Gecko: You write too much. Don't you do other things?

Rayjay: Of course I do. I always tend to my fruit. Which reminds me, its Holiday Fruit Basket time. Anyone want a Holiday Fruit Basket?

HRD: Ah, I'll take one. *HRD walks up to Rayjay, who then looks at the many baskets of fruit he has. Taking a look at each individual one, HRD finnaly picks one out to realize that it is missing one of his favorite fruits. HRD calmly puts the basket back without saying a word and takes another. This time it has the fruit that he wants and takes the basket. HRD walks back to the group to enjoy the fruit as the others do the same. HRD looks at the sky, takes a deep breath, and bites into one of the delicious fruits that he has randomly picked*

Mizar: What was that all about?

Scythe: Who knows.

Gusman: Hey everybody.

Mizar: !

Snow Tabby: Hello Gusman. Take some fruit that Rayjay is passing out. It tastes good.

Gusman: Okay, I will try some.

Mizar: !!

Aren: Whats wrong with Mizar?

Stealth Toilet: Oh nothing. He is always like that. And he has more power at the FBI! I can't live knowing that... its just not right...

Gusman: There is nothing wrong. He is always like that whenever he sees me.

Mizar: !!!

Gusman: Watch this. boo

OniLink: Eek

Mizar: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Gecko: Now thats nothing to be afraid of...

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Yes, Christmas was coming and everyone like it a lot
But Gunsman, for some reason, did not.

Gunsman: Yes, I am the one who does something bad here. My name is Gunsman. Yes, there is an actual Gunsman, it is not a rumor. And I will be the one who takes Christmas away from the FBI. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Yes, only a truly stupid plot could only come this day
From the man who they know as The Great Rayjay

Gunsman: I will take everyones gift, and then I will take whatever else the hell I want.

But on the night that he came when they all were asleep
Gunsman came and disturbed all the peace
He steped on something, he knew not quite what
But it smelled like a 60 year old Cabilut

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Aren: There you go again.

Rayjay: What?

Aren: Making words that mean nothing.

Rayjay: I thought I already explained all that.

Stealth Toilet: Yeah, but your explanation sucked.

Snow Tabby: I like looking at words that make sence.

Gecko: It makes for an easier read.

HRD: *HRD listens to the argument, not agreeing to any side just yet. After a few more seconds however, HRD noticed that Rayjay was just doing this to make his rhyming easier. Not wanting to listen to Rayjays nonsence anymore HRD picks a side to be on, the one against Rayjay. Seeing that the only person on Rayjay's side was Rayjay himself, HRD felt a bit sorry for Ray and was just about to change sides. But seeeing that joining a side that one does not truly believe in would not be the right thing to do. HRD looks up at the sky, knowing that he has made the right decision.*

Mizar: *snore*...

Gusman: What?

Mizar: I am sorry, I have just been bored to sleep. Now I am off to play some Silent Hill.

Gecko: On Christmas? How does that make sence?

Mizar: I don't know... it does somehow.

Scythe: How is that, Sonic Windmill Man?

Mizar: Ugh...

Rayjay: You forgot the Baron!

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Anyway, Gunsmas stole all the gifts and the tree
But could not escape due to FBI security

Gunsman: Oh man! This looks bad...

After that the strangest thing happened yet
A loudspeaker poped up like a Herbaragee Jet

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Stealth Toliet: Not again!

Gecko: Can you explain to us what a Herbaragee Jet is?

OniLink: Meh...

Rayjay: Well, its a type of um... Gundam. Any true Gundam fan knows about it.

Scythe: What!?! And I don't know about it!?! Agh!!!

Mizar: I think he is trying to fool you.

Scythe: Really?

Mizar: No.

Scythe: Agh!!!!!

OniLink am I really needed in this?

Rayjay: Why yes you are.

*A bucket falls on OniLink's head for no reason and gets stuck.*

OniLink: What the... SON OF A BITCH YOU @#$%&$!!!!111 I'LL GET YOU FOR DROPING A @#$%&$%# BUCKET ON MY @#$%&%$#$ HEAD! THIS IS WORSE THAN HEARING ABOUT THE NEW ZELDA FOR THE FIRST TIME OR THAT WHOLE OCARINA OF RAYJAY @#%$! @#$##$$%%#%#@@##$@@#%##$#$%@%$@@#^#^@@^&&(($@#@%%^^#$^$##$#^$^#@@##%^^#$ *20 minutes goes by...* ##%^$$^&&###^^&*%$#%%%##$@#$!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Aren: Someone please shut him up...

Rayjay: It can't be done. Just listen to more of my story...

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The loudspeaker was there and while everyone was in bed
The worlds worst joke was about to be said
"A snake was stolen from a pet store
so what about a ladder? Did he take that next door?
Do you know what it is? Do you think I'm insane?
Snakes and Ladders, you know, its a game"

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Gecko: How do you know that?

Rayjay: Mizar sent it to me.

Gecko: He did huh?

Mizar: lol

Gecko: I don't remember that.

Snow Tabby: Then how did you say "how did you know that?"

Gecko: lol, I don't remember. Oh wait, now I do. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Gusman: Oh man. I don't know whats going on, but I don't want to find out. This has been the strangest Christmas ever.

Rayjay: When will I ever finish my story?

Gecko: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! go on HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Stealth Toilet: This freaks me out.


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After hearing that Gunsman went insane
And returned all the gifts and went back to his pain
He learned his lesson and went back to his home
And said, "Gerabodeejewaholicabainlone"

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Snow Tabby: I don't understand.

Rayjay: You don't have to.

Gusman: Riiiight. At least I know I don't have to worry about an evil Gunsman anymore!

Gecko: It was just a story.

Mizar: One that we will never forget.

Stealth Toilet: Unfortunatly.

Scythe: Yes. Now lets leave it at that.

Rayjay: But wait! There is always next year right?

Mizar: Next year? I shudder at the thought.

Rayjay: Whatever I say now go chew on a yoft.

*Rayjay finds himself all alone now*

Rayjay: I deserved that.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!