The Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of TimeReleased in 1998Object of the game:To stop an evil theif from ruling Hyrule.
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One hell of a game...
You think that OOT would be too daunting of a task to write a reveiw for?Not a chance.This game has been named by everyone as the greatest N64 game ever.Is it?Well...it could be.Read on fellow game lovers and my slaves. You wake up one day to find the most anoying companion you will ever meet.After telling her numurous times to shut up,you finnaly give in.You get a sword and sheild and prepare to embark on an epic quest to save the world.Or at least your world anyway.People in New Jersey wouldent give a crap.The game is great and fun from the begining to the end.There are no noticable faults here.Right?Wrong.The annoying fairy,Navi,constintally taunts you with crys of HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!WATCH OUT! and wait till you hear her underwater...That and the graphics can appear blurry at some points in the backgrounds.Like the background for Death Mountain. You explore diffrent areas and meet strange and disturbing people.Like the Gorons.Hello.Who are you?I am a Goron.I eat rocks.Time for a big Goron hug!Ahhhh!!!Get away from me!And the Zoras.And the rest of the townspeople seem to have some problems too.There is a guy who wants to be a rabbit.Whats wrong with this map?There is no nuthouse around here. It seems that the only people with any sence around here are Princes Zelda and Link.Anyway,the object is to collect 3 spirital stones and receve the ocarina of time.Sound easy right?This is where the time portion of the game comes in. After being put in the Sarcred Realm for 7 years,thing have gotten more screwed up than ever.If thats possible.Gannondorf has Hyrule castle and has remamed it to his own liking.Tower and more things that you would not expect.Now you have to collect 7 medallions to enter the new castle of doom to finnaly defeat the goon. The dungeons range from laughably easy to confusably confusing.Although the dungeons are good,the bosses are easy. The side quests you can take are fun on their own too and often reward a piece of heart or other good things.I wont tell which one,but one mini game is imposible to beat.Keep that in mind when you try to beat your next sidequest.heh heh |
Yes, Link does say something in the game. He says EGHYAAA!!!
Graphics:The graphics are very good,but can get blurry when looking at the background.Like smearing you eyes with vasaline underwater.But other that that,the graphics are very good.9/10 Sound:The sound is brilliant.Every tune in the game is enjoyable to listen to.The dungeon music sounds just like it is supposed to.Creepy.But if there is one problem with the music it is that they have robbed us of the Overworld theme!What!?!If you have not played any Zelda before this then you will not mind.But this is sad.Oh well.*sniff*9/10 Control:Link moves with the slightest of ease.It will take a few minites to get used to the Z-Targeting and the auto jumping but it works very well.I cant imagine the next Zelda game without it.But if I have a gripe about this,it is that Link can not perform a karate chop.I know its sad,but I have to find a problem with everything in every game.I am very mean.10/10 How Fun Is It?:It is very fun.Go out and play this game if you have not.And if you havent then go away.You sicken me.But I will give you another chance.Go play the game.And you will have fun.People play games to have fun remember?Not to see the graphics or to collect things or be blown away by mega-sophisticated AI that will kill you every time.10/10 The Fruit:Does this game hace any fruit in it?I think there may be some apples on the trees.Not that much fruit.The game could have been perfect.1/10 Final Score:10/10 |
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Go out and buy it if you havent already.Its that good.Miyamoto strikes again! |