Larisa 64





A very rare game indeed. This is a very rare game and if you manage to find a copy, consider yourself lucky if you keep it, or rich if you sell it. I have played this game once at the Top Secret Gaming Expo That Is So Secret You Don't Even Know About It, or TSGETISSYDEKAB. It was held in a secret place guarded by big robots with lazers of immense pain. This game is set to be out now, but I only played a little of it. Since the game is so rare, what I played may be what I will ever play, so I decided to do a reveiw on it. Anyway, this is based on what I played at TSGETISSYDEKAB. So without further ado, here we go!

Released in 2001

Object of the game: To find Rayjay and stop OniLink23's evil plot of forcing people to use a language consisting of the word "meh"

Nothing needs to be said...

It is a shame that this game is so rare beause it is astonishingly brilliant. This is a great game indeed. If you want a true definition of a N64 game then here it is. On his best day Miyamoto could not come close. That is the beauty of Larisa64. Enough of this talk of how great this game is. You should know that by now. On to the plot of the game. Anyway, you play as Larisa in a giant overworld that consists of many places that you will spend hours exploring. What is a game without its villians? Here we go, after visiting Anna's house and talking to her, she responds with a simple "meh". This would seem fine to some people but Larisa knows that this is the work of OniLink23! Going outside, mostly everyone just says "meh". You know of one person who can stop Oni's plan, and that person is Rayjay.

The game is just that good...

Graphics: The graphics in this game are astonishing. Even without the use of an expansion pack the game runs in high res mode and at 60fps. With the pack however, the game runs in what is called "Super Fruity Res Mode". The Super Fruity Res Mode is much prettier than high res mode. After looking at this mode, you will never want to go back to those ugly "High Res" games again. Everything is good here. From the diabolical facial expresions of OniLink, to the cute main character of Larisa.10/10

Sound: After hearing this sound, you will throw all your CDs out the window and this will be the only music you will listen to. It is really that good. Super music makers John B. Supermanerrarger, Koji Kondo, and Beethoven(who rose from the grave to hear this) all started crying to hear something they would never equal in a million years. Beethoven killed himslef again, Supermanerrarger jumped on a rocket and slamed into a wall at mach 3, and Kondo slowly walked home swiming all the way back to Japan. Voices are lovely too. You will want to hear Larisa's sweet voice over and over again.10/10

Control: No N64 game controls this good. As a matter of fact, no game ever controlled this good. Moving Larisa around as she looks for clues to Rayjay's whereabouts and Oni's scheme, harldy seems like moving at all. You even sometimes forget you are even holding a controler.10/10

How Fun Is It?: Are you kidding? This game is so fun, I have been searching for a copy like crazy. If you ever find this game, give it to me or I will kill you.10/10

The Fruit: This game has tons of fruit in it. Why? Because I am in it. heheh

Final Score: 10/10

Everyone should play this game...

Everyone should have this game. It is just that good. The only reason this game gets a perfect 10 is because the rating system can't go higher. Perfect in every way just like the real Larisa...