Dr. Mario 64Released in 2001Object of the Game: To get back your Megavitamins from Mad Scienstein and Rudy. And also to play many rounds of Dr. Mario.
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The Doctor Is In...
Well, Nintendo needed a game for its game starved N64, so they came up with this. Yeah, I know what you might be thinking. A review of Dr. Mario 64? Looks like Rayjay must have been desprate for some new reveiws or something. But Dr. Mario 64!? What the hell were you thinking!?! I know you must be thinking that. Well, here is the review. Becides playing games of Dr. Mario this game has new modes of play. A story mode, a 4 player mode, and a new flash mode. How is this game played you say? Well, viruses litter the playfield and you must get rid of them by using your Megavitamins. If you line up 4 of the same color, they dissapear. Yes it can be addicting. But only if you never played this before. But odds are you won't like it. And then there is the mulitplayer. Having 4 small screens in low res really hurts you eyes. Yes I know this. I really have played 4 player Dr. Mario for many hours while my cousin was sick and I had to play this with her. Squinting your eyes must be a new challenge to this mode. Am I blind yet? And now we will get to the weak story. Dr. Mario has Megavitamins that can cure any type of disease or virus. And yet doctors and scientists around the globe struggle to find cures for these diseases. If only they played more video games, they would know that Megavitamins are the answer. Anyway, Wario looks at these Megavitamins and decides to steal them. But someone else takes them instead. They run all the way down to Rudy's Castle where the final showdown with Rudy begins. What the hell was Nintendo thinking... Forget about the story with no point whatsoever, the real deal is playing the other modes. Classic Mode: This is the mode you once played on NES, SNES and Game Boy. Nothing here has changed. I mean that too. The only thing that has changed is the fact that Dr. Mario now blurts out anoying voices when you clear viruses. Vs. Computer:I declare this mode as pointless. Why would you want to play against a CPU opponent. anyway? Flash:A mode in where you only have to clear the flashing viruses. The flashing viruses are painfull to look at. I only played this mode once. Marathon:Classic Dr. Mario. Just continue playing untill you die. You will die no matter what! There is no way to win this mode! HA!HA!HA!HA! Score Attack:Another pointless mode in which you must rack up a high score in under a time limit. Booooring.
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At Least There Is No Waiting Room Mode
Graphics:I know nobody who is a fan of low res blury graphics. Very painfull... 1/10 Sound :The music will make you want to tear out your ears. The voices will actualy make you do it. Once again, very painfull...1/10 Control:What do you expect from a puzzle game? The control gets a perfect score only because the only control you do is move left and right, with the ocasional down.10/10 How Fun is It?:This is a tough one... puzzle freaks will love it, while others will hate it. Are you a fan of puzzle games? If so, then check this out. If you are not really sure then I don't really suggest you check this out...5/10 The Fruit:Dr. Mario never had fruit before, and never will be. Perhaps the GameCune version will. Wait a minute... GameCube version? NOOOOOO!!!!!! Don't bring this game back again!1/10 Final Score: 5/10 |
For The Ultimate Torture, Download This Game's Music...
Well, there is something you have to admit. The only thing this game really sets out to do is play Dr. Mario. And it does that well. Yep, this cartridge plays a mean game of Dr. Mario. And I mean that too, I don't suck or anything... |