Live Action Sonic Adventure 2 Movie
Ever since 8 years ago, I have always wanted there to be a live action Sonic Adventure
2 movie. It would win 11 Oscars. It would also be given the award of best movie ever.
And that would be based on the trailer alone.
Everyone knows that a movie is based on not how good of a story you tell, but of
how many superstar actors you can pack into it. This is why my idea of a movie cannot
fail.
Ben Affleck as Sonic
Ben Affleck would be the perfect actor to play the part of Sonic the Hedgehog. First
of all, he is Ben Affleck. Second of all, look at the first reason again.
Example Scene: Imagine Ben Affleck as Sonic running down the streets of
San Fransicso, running through loops and grinding down rails all the while yelling
out cheesy one-liners and smashing robots by summersaulting into them. If thats not
Oscar material, I don't know what is.
Ashton Kutcher as Tails
Since Macaulay Culkin is no longer avaliable, Ashton Kutcher will do. I can't imagine
anyone else better suited to play an 8 year old cartoon fox. I can just imagine it
now.
Example Scene: Ashton Kutcher would just about to be ready to break into Prison
Island but can't remember what he did the night before. While stepping out of his
workshop he would face the camera and say, "Dude, wheres my Tornado 2?"
Vin Diesel as Knuckles
Vin Diesel is the world's most promising new actor. After his fantasic role in the
movie xXx, he would come to this new project with 7 times the intensity of all his
previous films put together.
Example Scene: Picture a bar fight with Vin Diesel against a group of thugs.
Now imagine him dressed as Knuckles. Now take out the bar, and replace it with the
inside of an old pyramid. Finally, take out the group of thugs and replace it with
a giant ghost named King Boo. Add in a fight scene involving Vin Deisel performing
Street Fighter-like uppercuts and gliding, and you have the fight scene of the century.
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Shadow
After his mega cool role as Mr. Freeze in Batman and Robin, playing Shadow would
come natural to this big Austrian Bodybuilding Republican.
Example Scene: First off, there is the dramatic meeting of Ben Affleck as Sonic
and Schwarzenegger as Shadow. Then Schwarzenegger would reveal that he is holding a
Chaos Emerald in his hand. Before Ben Affleck knows what is going on, Schwarzenegger
says, "I'll be back." and uses the Chaos Emerald to make his exit at the speed of light.
Danny Devito as Eggman
Eggman is fat. Danny Devito is fat. This equals the perfect part.
Example Scene: Can you see Devito's Eggman controling a 100 foot rock monster
called the Egg Golum? This says it all.
Pamella Anderson as Rouge
First you look at Rouge. Then you look at Pamella Anderson. The first thing you notice
on Rouge should be the first thing you notice on Anderson.
Example Scene: Pamella Anderson and Arnold Schwarzenegger are in a space colony
above the earth. Schwarzenegger would come in and explain that he was created to be
the ultimate killing machine and was designed to terminate everyone on earth. But there
would be nobody in the theater who would care, because Pamella Anderson would be on
screen.
Jim Carrey as the President
Everybody knows Jim Carry's take on comedy is nothing more than yelling and dancing
around. We need a real president like that.
Example Scene: Imagine Jim Carry driving a limo down the freeway at over 100 mph.
He looks out the window and sees Ben Affleck running next to him on the street. Ben
Affleck jumps through the sunroof and Jim Carrey starts making faces and grabbing
himself for 5 straight minutes until he has a heart attack.
Eminem would provide all of Knuckles' many raps. He is the only one who can take
cheesy lyrics and Eminemize them. He is a sample of one of the many raps he would
Eminemize.
Echidona, that's what I'm representing,
Never seen a mic-hog spit like a menace.
Wild Canyon fun? I gotta chase a bat, huh,
Yeah, Rouge, she's sexy and smooth!
A double cross spot-thief, that's out for my jewels,
I'm feelin' her in mysterious ways.
That's why I stay on point like every single day,
I gotta protect this place, I do it for my race!
Ain't nobody gonna come here and eat my plate,
Yo what happened, my Emeralds' gone!
Somebody gonna get their's quick, my word sworn,
Who could'a done this, that stitch named Rouge!
When I catch her, Imm'l get her with these tools,
There you are, come here you little thief!
Think you gonna fly away quick? Uh, uh!
Give up the Emeralds or die, I don't love you!
Now imagine Eminem rapping those. The music video would consist of him yelling that
song in a cardboard box during a heavy thunderstorm. The rain would drown out his
voice a little, but as Eminem would put it, "It's all good homies. For real y'all.
Go get bizboppin' and hizhoppin'."
Yep, that sounds like him.
And there you have it. Just like all of the other big Hollywood hits they have out such
as Super Mario Bros, Tomb Raider, Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter this would would
make super large amounts of money. Step aside people, I'm going to send Paramount my
movie idea and by the next time you see me, I'll be so rich I'll have my very own
assistant to use the bathroom for me.